#mort is both life and heat death. he is both man woman and wood chips he ate his fucking wife. he is is own father and a TON of other thing
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I forget sometimes you guys have not watched half the shows I have,
you guys would EXPLODE if I tried to explain mort lore.
(from yk dream works's Madagascar?? yeah that guy? little brown lemur? yeah fucked up, almost completely crazed fever dream lore.)
anyway I was thinking about the cinematic parallels with chef and Chris from total drama and how it's literally the same fucking thing that happens in Hannibal mostly.
murderous eccentric loved by many: Chris
manipulates, doesn't care how many he kills because it's exciting: Chris
mutilates and disfigures people for his own enjoyment: Chris
wealthy: Chris
gets sent to jail because he's a fucking murder: Chris
pulls a good guy and turns him evil and is gay for him: Chris
I can go on and on, uh you may be saying
"what the fuck?? that happens in this show??? what's it even rated??"
it's PG, guys.. it's a kids show. total drama is surprisingly dark, it's awesome I suggest it if you like weird shows that are a spoof of survivor.
but my god is the show literally just Chris being fucking murderous and gay for chef the entire time.
THIS MAN HAS KILLED 78 PEOPLE HE CANNONICALLY WENT TO PRISON FOR IT. CHEF LITERALLY GOT HIM OUT.
(mostly it was the show getting another season, idk how they got him out of jail. 100% it was chef tho)
like they are full on murder husbands, this show is so chaotic and cringe but mostly just "CHRIS WTF" it's fucking great.
literally inlove gay murder husbands, it's fucking crazy how similar it parallels Hannibal (2013) while being older than it.
I love this show it's awesome.
#-pop#tv and movie stuff#us-the-voices talks#us the voices reviews#total drama#chris mclean#chef#Hannibal#hannibal nbc#hannibal lecter#will graham#hannigram#chrism clean x chef#no literally mort lore is so incredibly crazed and requires watching “all hail king Julian” all 3 Madagascar movies AND#“Penguins of Madagascar” the tv series. literally like 5+ seasons and 3 movies and still it's impossible to explain#mort is both life and heat death. he is both man woman and wood chips he ate his fucking wife. he is is own father and a TON of other thing#mort lore is not for the WEAKKK#I forget people haven't watched the absolute masterpiece that is all hail king Julian. I should have got nominated for like 5 awards#it's for the fucked up queers and Madagascar fans (not really but yeah)#THE BELL SNAILS#OH MY GOD#I CAN'T TELL YOU THE AMOUT OF CRAZY SHIT
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