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its-complicateed · 7 months
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Full, Fuller, Fullest
Part 1: Full
"Heyyyy!" She answered the phone with her usual cheerful manner.
Andy gulped. He had called to ask her out to dinner. It would be their very first official date.
He had met Sammie at a house party a few weeks ago, and they had drunkenly hit it off. They were both athletic and naturally slim, but Sammie had worn these jean shorts and a crop top that showed off how bloated the beer made her belly. She was tiny, so even a little bloat was obvious on her.
Andy had not been able to take his eyes off her—or her belly—and with his own stomach full of liquid courage, he walked over and struck up a conversation.
He had worried that she saw him eyeing her stomach, because she kept rubbing her hand over it while they talked. But on their multiple lunch dates, she hadn't said anything about it, and had only eaten a normal amount of food.
"Andy?" Sammie's questioning voice sounded over the phone and he jolted back to the present.
"Hey, sorry," he mumbled. "I uh wanted to ask you in class today, but I didn't see you, and uh I couldn't wait so...umm doyouwannagoonadatetonight?" He was so nervous that he ran all his words together. There was a pause and then Sammie exclaimed, "Yes!! I'd love to! I've been waiting for you to ask."
So it was settled. Andy would pick her up at 7 for a fancy Italian dinner, her absolute favorite. He would order plenty of food, and if they didn't eat it all, then he would have to resign the idea that she might be into bellies like he was.
He picked her up right on time. She was wearing a pair of high-rise pants, a lacy crop top and an open blazer jacket.
"You look lovely," he grinned.
At the restaurant, they each ordered a glass of wine, but before she could look at the menu, he reached across and put his hand on hers. "I don't want you to do anything but eat and enjoy yourself tonight. Let me do the ordering."
"Sure," she nodded, not looking the least surprised. She leaned back and sipped on her wine while he perused the menu.
The waiter came by and took Andy's order and refilled Sammie's glass of wine as well. It was a strong vintage, and from the flush on her cheeks, Andy could tell she was feeling the alcohol. A little tiny thing like her couldn't have much of a tolerance anyway.
They chatted and sipped at their drinks, Andy keeping her glass topped off the whole time. They almost finished the whole bottle by the time the antipasto arrived.
The plate was piled high with bruschetta, and they both dug in eagerly.
"Mmmm...this is so good!" Sammie said around a mouthful of bread and tomatoes.
Andy took a deep drink of wine before nodding, "This place had the best bruschetta. Here, take another." He slid three more pieces of bread onto her plate.
She did not hesitate and quickly finished all three. Ever the gentleman, Andy let her have the majority.
Next came the pasta. A heaping bowl of spaghetti and homemade meat sauce covered in fresh cheese.
Sammie twirled her fork into the bowl and popped it in her mouth. "Mmmmmm," was all she said before diving back into the dish.
Andy watched in quiet fascination while Sammie finished off the entire big bowl of pasta with seemingly no effort. He was 2/3 done with his and starting to feel a bit full.
He stifled a belch into his napkin and leaned back patting his stomach. "Oof, gotta make room for the next course."
Sammie who had been nursing the last glass of wine, quirked an eyebrow.
"You're done?" She asked, casually.
Yes yes yes! Thought Andy. She's into this alright.
Out loud, however, he just said, "It's all yours," and slid the bowl to her. She finished quickly, hardly stopping to sip at her wine until all the pasta was gone.
The bowl empty, she leaned back in her seat and rested a hand on her middle. Andy cursed under his breath at not being able to see how swollen her belly was getting. But before Sammie could ask what he said, the waiter appeared with two massive plates of fish.
Silence fell again while they ate, but this time, Sammie was the first one to stop.
"Mmmmpf, this is soo good but—uurp—oh excuse me. I'm getting a little full."
Andy sat up straighter in his seat and caught a glimpse of her belly. It was pushing hard against the tight waist of her pants and her crop top had slid up a bit, revealing the growing curve of belly under her ribs.
"Surely you've got more room," he laughed, trying to make himself sound confident about casual. "This is your favorite food after all!"
Sammie put both hands on her belly. "Oof it is but..."
"But nothing then!" Andy interrupted. Boldly, he loaded up her fork and put it in her hand. "Come on, down the hatch."
She struggled up and kept eating. Andy did his best to subtly encourage her, saying things like:
"Isn't this good?"
"Food like this is too good to take home."
"Italian food is best enjoyed on a full belly anyway."
She finished her fish with a groan and slumped back, cradling her stomach with both hands.
"Ooooh..." she moaned weakly.
"There!" Andy cried. "Wasn't that good?"
"Mmmpf—UUURP—" Sammie blushed bright red and clapped a hand over her mouth. "Oh, oh dear. Excuse me...."
"Nothing to worry about." Andy reassured her, sliding his mostly finished fish to her side of the table. "Big burps like that are a sign of a happy belly. Also, you've got a little more room now, so you can finish these last bites right?"
Sammie looked down at his fish, but before she could protest, Andy took a big forkful and popped it in her mouth.
She grunted and groaned around the mouthful, but chewed and swallowed obediently. When he held up the second and third bites, she ate those as well. Her belly groaned, Andy could hear it over the smooth jazz music in the restaurant. It was packed tight (and he wasn't nearly done stuffing it tonight.)
"Oh well done, Sammie," he said. "Nice and full now, yeah?"
He could see her belly without much effort now. The lacy crop top was riding up to nearly her breasts, no matter how much she pulled it down.
"Oooh...Andy, I'm—urp uuuurp—stuffed...ooof." Sammie massaged circles into her belly where it was bulging over her pants. Her pale skin was stretched taut with all the food and wine inside her body. "I've never been this fu—uuuuuurp...ohhh...full."
He reached over the table and gave her belly a light pat. "I hope you aren't," he said. "Because here comes dessert."
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monstyra · 4 months
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Massive awoooga big honker your art is. mm tasty yes mmhmm mhmm mhmm. Crunch munch crunch MMMMMM TASTY. Appetizing. detectible. Exquisite. Heavenly. yyyyyea boi
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Scratches thy itch. Foods thy hunger. Quenches thy thirst. Waters thy crops. Suppresses thy demons. Truly a 5-in-1, quintuple threat.
CACKLES THANK YOU FOR YOUR LOVELY COMPLIMENT!! i will treasure it forever 💖💖💖
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Echo’s Girl, Part I
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Pairing: Echo x f!reader
Description: Becoming clone trooper Echo’s girl
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Link to the optional explicit part coming soon
Rating: teen
Word count: 2.4k
Warnings: none
Author’s note: This is more of a set up chapter for reader and Echo’s relationship. I will be posting an optional chapter for 18+ audiences in the next couple of days (please please please only engage if you are over 18 and prepared to read NSFW content). There will be 4 parts and we’ll see Echo next as an ARC Trooper! I hope you enjoy this part – if you do please consider reblogging it to share it with other people.
Part I – Clone Trooper
Your first fieldwork assignment. You were nervous, so kriffing nervous. You knew exactly what you had to do but somehow, being dropped off at the Grand Army of the Republic’s barracks, surrounded by soldiers and weapons and war ships made it all the more terrifying. You weren’t quite sure if you were built to be here. No, you knew you weren’t built to be here. You were a scientist and that’s where you were comfortable, in a lab or in the field conducting research. But with the Republic’s funding your best option was getting transport via the GAR, so here you were. You make your way off the taxi speeder, nervously playing with the straps on your bag as a soldier jogs his way towards you. You gulp. This was getting scarier and scarier by the second. How were you supposed to last on a warship for a week?
“Doctor?” He asks as he steps toward you.
“Uh, not yet but yes,” you say and his brow furrows in confusion, but he holds his hand out to take your bag anyway.
“Captain Rex,” he says with a shy smile, “I’ll take you to meet the rest of the boys. We’ll all be around for the next week until you’ve left us for your mission, so it’ll be good for you to have a few friendly faces.”
You nod and follow along, trailing behind him like a lost puppy, completely and utterly out of your depth but trying hard to stay afloat. He takes you over to a group of soldiers who are milling about, clearly enjoying a few moments of peace.
“Men, I’d like to introduce you to our guest. She’ll be staying with us for the next week until we drop her off for her mission. She’s no soldier so if anyone wants to accompany her, show her around so she can get used to being here…”
One of the soldiers steps forward, white armour with the signature blue decals that match the rest of the men, then his own unique handprint that adorns his chest. He reaches up and takes his helmet off and in that moment your heart stops. Yeah, every single man here looks exactly the same. But there’s something about him. You take a deep breath and smile as all the other men and Rex melt away. You hold out your hand to introduce yourself and he smiles sweetly in return.
“I’m Echo. We’ll load up onto the ship, get your stuff in your room and then once we’re in hyperspace I’ll give you the grand tour.” You follow him, suddenly feeling a little less lost and like you’ve found a little piece of home.
You relax a little more once the ship has lurched into hyperspace. You’re no stranger to space travel but it still makes you feel a little queasy each time. Now you’re comfortably travelling and Echo’s grand tour has started you feel like you can semi settle for the next week at least. If you had to live this life for much longer you don’t think you’d cope, but it’s okay for now. Echo shows you the important spots like medical areas, the canteen, and transports. He even takes the time to show you a few quieter spots where you can get a little peace and quiet if you need it. For a few moments you stand in each spot drinking in the silence and the shades of blue that hyperspace creates, thinking about how peaceful the silence is with Echo. At one point, you tilt your gaze to look up at him and the way the blue falls over his features. He moves his gaze to meet yours and for a moment you stop breathing, worried your little crush was coming on too strong. But he just smiles that sweet, warm smile and gently takes your hand to pull you towards your next destination. He lets go of it as soon as you’re heading the right way, but you feel the lingering sensation of his touch on your palm and will him to hold your hand again.
Kriff, you think to yourself, suddenly disgusted that you weren’t acting like a lost puppy but a love sick one, you’d only been away from normal human contact for a few hours and you were already acting like this?
“That’s pretty much everything. We don’t have much to do during travel time apart from prepping for the next mission and we generally have to stay out of the cafeteria unless it’s our designated time to eat, but I guess I could chat with the service droids and see if you get special exemptions?”
“Yeah, that would be great. I need caf to keep me fuelled while I keep sorting through literature,” you say with a small chuckle as you hold up the data pad.
“So, what’s your research about?” Echo asks as you head back towards the cafeteria.
“I’m monitoring purrgil movements. We know…not a lot about them and now with the war on and more ship movement we need to predict their movements to ensure safety. I’m trying to better understand them, breeding patterns and movements so we can avoid them during ship movements.”
“Oh, so, I guess you’re working to protect the clones in a roundabout way?”
“Yeah, I guess so. I’ve never thought about it that way before. I just think of it that I’m protecting the purrgils too. Most people just think of them as a nuisance but they’re beautiful creatures which have been massively looked down upon. It’s sad, and I hope my work can change people’s opinions.”
You walk into the cafeteria and the white walls are a stark contrast to the grey of the rest of the ship.
“Wait here,” Echo says, motioning to an empty table, “I’ll go and chat to the droid.” Echo jogs off and you can’t help but admire him for a second before turning your attention to your data pad. You flick through your schedule, moving around what work you had planned for when to make your schedule for the next week a little more…hyperspace doable. The soft sound of two plastic mugs clinking off the table pulls your attention away from your work and instead to Echo’s warm smile.
“Droid says you can come in whenever. Even gave us hot cocoa now to seal the deal,” he smiles triumphantly as your eyes light up.
You take the mug in your hands, cradling it as you allow the heat to rise through you, then take a deep sip. It’s the kind of rubbish hot cocoa you had on camping trips when you were younger. It’s good.
“Mmmmmm,” you say between sips, “this is amazing. If I ever need something doing while I’m here, I’m coming to you Echo. Your negotiation skills are supreme.”
He lets out a soft chuckle which fills you with a warmth that the hot cocoa never could, and the two of you launch into easy conversation. You tell Echo more about your research and how you got into it, your life on Coruscant and everything that goes with it. He tells you about life as a clone trooper, growing up on Kamino and his brothers. The time passes fast and your schedule for starting up on work goes through the window but you don’t mind at all.
“Hey, Echo,” another clone trooper says as he jogs up to your table. He’s similar looking to Echo of course, but with a tattoo of the number 5 on his temple and facial hair on his chin. You briefly remember seeing him near Echo at the start of the day, although you can’t remember who Rex introduced him as, and assume the two are close.
“Hey, ner vod,” he quickly introduces his brother as Fives.
“We’re going to the onboard 79s tonight,” Fives turns his gaze to you, “you’re welcome to come, save you from being bored to death by this one all night,” he punches Echo in the process, and Echo glowers back at him.
“Yeah, sounds good. Any excuse to get away from doing work anyway.” Not that you had managed to do more than rearrange your schedule so far, which had been pointless anyway as you had ended up spending all afternoon with Echo instead.
“Okay, well we were going to head down in a couple of hours so I’ll see you then. Echo, we’re going to do some training to kill time. You in?”
Echo looks at you uncertainly.
“It’s fine, I should probably get a little work in and take a shower first anyway.”
“Can you remember where you’re going?”
“Yeah, roughly. I’ll find my way.”
“Okay, well as long as you’re still not wondering around the ship lost I’ll come grab you at 1900.”
You watch Echo go with Fives, a small smile creeping across your lips and a giddy feeling searing through your veins.
You’re on fieldwork, you didn’t exactly plan to bring any nice clothes. You have a couple of pairs of leggings which at least flatter your figure and a couple of cropped vest tops that you usually sleep in. When you pair them together you don’t exactly look party ready, but you decide that you look good enough for whatever an onboard bar is like for clone troopers. You pull your hair out of its braids and put on the very small amount of makeup you packed. You decide, all in all you look good. But the nerves are eating you alive right now. Partly at not wanting to make a fool of yourself, but also the fear that you were maybe misreading Echo and making a fool of yourself that way. You shake your head to clear the negative thoughts, then jump at the knock on your door.
You step out and Echo is waiting for you, playing with his gloves and you hope, for a brief second, that he feels as nervous as you.
“You look amazing,” he says, his voice wobbling slightly. He had to be nervous, had to be.
You smile back, “so, this onboard bar?”
“Oh, it’s not much,” he says with a small laugh, “just a corner that was quiet enough for us to find a new use for it. We thought it’d get shut down, but I guess they decided a little down time was good for us.”
And he’s right. When you arrived at the ‘bar’ it’s not a lot at all. A dark space strung with whatever artificial lights had been found around, upturned boxes and storage containers. The bar itself was only obvious because of the sheer number of troopers milled around it. You suddenly feel a little self-conscious, the only female there, and almost as if he can sense it Echo protectively wraps his arm around you. The attention of the gazes pinning you immediately shift and you feel instantly better. Granted, it shouldn’t take a man’s protection to make you feel safe but with Echo it felt too good to deny. He guides you over to the makeshift table where Fives and a few of the other guys from this morning are sat.
“So, how did you manage to put up with this one all day?”
You let out a soft chuckle, “I grew up with 5 sisters, believe me I can put up with a lot.” But you lean back a little and give Echo a soft nudge, resulting in him giving you an affectionate smile. The night goes on and it’s incredibly easy with the boys, especially with Echo guiding you through in moments where you feel unsure. It’s obvious how close they all are, especially Echo and Fives who you now know grew up together. Rex makes a brief appearance although you get the impression that it’s more to keep up appearances and morale than actually wanting to be there. You can’t help but feel that he’s a little preoccupied, although you can’t blame him either.
You’re there for a few hours before you decide to call it a night. After all, you do have work to do at some point and you had spent a whole day away from it. Not wasted, because spending the day with Echo had been fun. But it was still time away from work that you couldn’t afford in the long run.
You turn to Echo, gently squeezing his arm to get his attention.
“You okay?” He asks, the liquid courage clearly showing as he takes your hand and rubs his thumb over your knuckles.
“Yeah, I was thinking of heading off soon. I have a bunch of work to catch up on tomorrow so I should probably wake up early.”
“Sure, I’ll walk you back.”
“Oh, it’s fine Echo. You stay here, I can find my way back.”
But he’s clearly made his mind up because he links in fingers in yours as he stands up, so you follow.
“Bye guys, it was nice getting to know you all tonight!” You call out as they say they’re goodbyes (and a few whistles in reaction to your’s and Echo’s entwined fingers).
You walk in peaceful silence back to your room, although you can tell that Echo is gearing up to say something. You stop when you reach you door, gently squeezing Echo’s fingers as an almost goodbye. But instead, he takes your other hand in his so the two of you are facing each other.
“I, uh. I just wanted to say that I really enjoyed spending time with you today. It’s nice to have a break away from the guys sometimes. And, I really like, uh, you. Specifically.” You smile at Echo’s words, his nerves feeling you with the sweetest feeling. Knowing that he clearly won’t make the move himself, you pull your hands away from his and place them on his cheeks, pulling the two of you together and your lips to lock. For a second, he pauses, clearly a little taken back. But then he gently places his hands on your waist pulling you into him and you deepen the kiss, fireworks exploding through your veins with ecstasy. After a few moments you pull away, willing your legs to keep working and not turn to jelly.
“I’ll see you tomorrow, Echo,” you say before placing a final soft kiss on his cheek and escaping into your room.
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The Blue Pacifist's Delectable Dessert
((Heya guys. I have to upgrade a previous fanfic I made last year to make it a little more steamy than before. Changed a few sentences since they didn't come out right, fixed the title and such. But now, here's a better revamped version of everyone's favorite Maverick hunting duo enjoying their off duty vacation, or a private "meeting" away from their comrades at Hunter HQ. Before reading, you don't have to read or view this that involves yaoi, especially sexual stuff. However, for those of you who admire boy's love, then feel free to enjoy the fiction with your heart's content. Anywho, hope you guys enjoy reading! 😊✌))
Pairing: X/Zero
Rated: M
Franchise: Megaman X
Daytime at Maverick Hunter HQ, before the maverick crimes have occurred into the middle of the town on Abel City. Humans and Reploids still coexist as one into the similar society without restrictions. At Headquarters, the fearless hunting crusaders X and Zero, dueling against the king of all maverick monstrosity as well as former commander, Sigma. Right now, they are off duty to enjoy their lives together with no further disturbances from anyone. Especially the dual pistol wielding wild child, Axl. 
The brunette is finally working onto the reports in peace, away from the devastating wars, genocide and such, just to clear his mind except one memory to be stored forever. The only person who truly looks up to him more than others and accepts him for who he really is that he cannot live without: Zero. A serious mentor who is no joke and meant business when it comes to criminals. Even blood thirsty irregulars. Elsewhere, he is practicing in the training simulator for a perfect score, no mistakes. Thinking about his partner while training fuels his stamina, speed, strength and mind to increase ten times faster than before, as well as running away from his nightmarish past. Slashing and hacking each and every one of them in one sweep of a broom or feather cleaner. His saber is the vacuum and mavericks are the dust that spread the mess across the carpet. All set and done, this session has been completed. Civilians saved, villains whacked. With nothing better to do, he returns to check on his friend for an “emergency meeting”.
“Yo, X.”
“Oh. Hey Zero. How are you?”
“Meh, training’s alright. But way too easy for yours truly.”
“He he he. As you always say.”
Both of them chuckled during a small conversation. 
“So anyway, X. We’re gonna be attended on a serious meeting this afternoon about something important.”
“OK, Zero. I’ll be there shortly.”
He nodded as the rose red android walked off to his room. With a special plan he has in mind for his shy lover while rubbing his hands together, chuckling evilly.
“He he he he… Oh, I’ll give him a serious meeting alright. A very special one in store he’ll never forget for the rest of his life." 
This afternoon passed, the forest pupil eyed peace lover has been reminded about this "meeting” that his buddy mentioned earlier to participate as he walked over to his room to tell him that it will began shortly. The red blonde is already ahead of him, all prepped for something sexually important. A perfect chance for some fun until the blue hunter begins to knock on his partner’s door, but it was opened automatically.
“Hello? Zero? Are you in here? I’m here to inform you about the starting of today's meeting. Are you ready?”
He went inside to pick him up for the meeting, but then, something around the room has changed quickly. Red all around him, completely established. Candles, roses, and more into a special decoration. Could this be some sort a trick or perhaps anything else?
“Yes, my little soft cupcake~. I’m ready~. And this time, there’s gonna be some changes around here~. We’re having our own private meeting together~. Alone~"
The deep soothing and calm voice was coming from the shadows echoing across the brunette when the door had suddenly closed behind him automatically. Then, a strange long haired silhouette proceeds slowly with one hand placed onto the hip exiting from the bathroom. Closer and closer to him with the pink reddish tongue rotating across his lips.
"Z...Zero?"
“Come over here, my cute little disciple~" Allured the sunshine headed superior with his finger moving, commanding the sea armored buster user to proceed at him. "And let me.......comfort you with my hospitality~"
"Well... Alright then." Responded the blueberry 17th commander, covered by his own shade of blushed scarlet while proceeding towards his hard yet sexy senpai.
It was Zero, who had faked the whole scheme about the serious meeting shtick all along by surprise, roping his arms around his cerulean lover's neck after approaching himself to him.
"So~ How about you, X~? You ready for our occasional meeting alone~? With your one and only senpai~?" Comely said the erotic crimson ex maverick, rubbing his bae's underchin.  
"Uhh… Zero?” Flustered the shy Light bot. 
“Shhhhh~…. No need to speak, little man~” The blond placed his finger onto his young lover’s lips to interrupt his question, placing him politely onto the bed to sit him down. "Just try to relax by taking a seat to forget about those dull reports all day long and enjoy a quality time of watching me perform for you~“ 
"O...OK..." He hardly gulped.
Before the start of this romantic business, the sapphire droid looked towards his lover for a moment. Seeing him in a different outfit. Meaning that he’s not wearing his inner suit underneath his armor, but it shows off half of his body and abs while wearing a sparkling knotted crop top sided with a long dancing dress knotted around his waist, the different kind with a slit design showing the left leg. Detailed with a non see through mask to cover the luscious lips for later, along with the initialed pierced Z shaped gem within his succulent navel. It was very hot for him to wear, so he strips from it to cool down. Golden hair fully tightened into a ponytail to make it doesn't blond his view from gazing towards his pure blue joy.
"Uhh… Uhhh…” The brunette was speechless after witnessing his mentor’s gorgeous abs, blushing nervously like a strawberry.
“Mmm, you like my flawless abs, X~? He he he he~... Then perhaps I might show it off to you, if you like~” He winked flirtatiously at the empathetic B class buster user, starting to do a lustful belly dance slowly for a pleasurable entrainment while moving his manly hips to spice up the entire mood, including his partner in crime. Blowing a kiss while performing to keep the commander of the 17th unit company. As he dances, the unique hips are starting to sway motionly, performing in front of the only person he knows and trust the most. Then, he began to stroke all over his entire body endlessly to throw the mild pleasure upon his partner, moaning in satisfaction.
“Z…Zero..? What is going on?” The bright sapphire shades gun bearer asked, dripping by the sweat of flush.
“He he he he he~ No need to ask such pointless questions, baby blue~ What you really need to do is focus on my delicious hot body, waiting for you to become its victim~.” Winked the previous irregular android, motioning his hands upon his iron well being seductively right in front of X. 
Shaking his harden hips rapidly will shut away the boring stuff from his lover’s mind, wanting him to focus on what’s important, increasing the intensity of his energy. He slowly runs his entire body all over his abs and crotch to create an endless spell upon the shy brunette. To permanently spread around this room including him. Endlessly.
“Succumb to my glorious gem, X~ Try not to flee away from something impossible to resist so easily~” He compelled, pouring more of his charms on his tree bark haired boyfriend. “Obey my hard, ripped, succulent body~”
“Z...Zero…? Have you gone....insane all of a s-!”
Before he could even ended his sentence, the tall motivator in red jammed his lips into his shyly lover's, eating away the dreary worries right out of his body with a seductive force. But slowly while placing the hand onto his partner's cute little crotch.
"M...Mmmmph~?!"
"Mmmmmmmmmmm~"
"Mmmmph~! Mmmmmmmph~!"
"Mmmmmmm~ Mmmmmm~"
A few hours then, after for a longing spell of a smooch given by the upperclass crimson has forced the B class novice to wallow in a pool of desires, no hoping for exits or escape plans as an excuse to leave but to accept this love virus seeping down his core. Replacing the bad memories filled with conflict, into something more clear and important as in "staring at anything beautiful like my best friend" type memory.
"So baby~ What did ya think of my gift~?" He asked with awareness.
"It's beautiful, my master~...." Replied the blue sky themed android, compelled fully despite of the deep slurping kiss. "I will happily cherish your gift by placing my eyes onto you~...."
"Good boy~"
Perfectly hypnotized by the further kiss, the blond seductively dances his way to him with his hips rattling, bending over to make out with his friend’s lips deeply. Taking his hands and placed them on his buffed waists in the middle of dancing as he kisses the young blueberry, who started to caress his boyfriend’s legs non stop in a looping motion.
“Mmm~ I love it when you playfully massage my thighs, X~” He sighed in pleasure while kissing the honorable blue hunter some more. "Oh, your hands are so soft and yet also deliciously warm on my body~ Ohhh~ Unh~ U...Unh~..."
“Mmm…” The muffled moan during the mouth connection has drained the sadness out of the cerulean individual and filled his body with satisfaction. 
Now his true focus is on the one person he knows and trust while circling his arms onto his golden haired lover’s hips. While dancing even more lustfully, he smoothly strokes his body all over once more until suddenly…..
“Oops~! He he he he~ Oh my~.... What an unfortunate accident I’ve done to myself~. Or is it~?” He giggled, pretended that one of his fingers have slipped into his innie of the stomach.
The accident that happened right now is that the former scarlet Wily bot have “accidentally” placed his finger inside his diamond shaped navel. One of the most flawless man cave to ever search into, or perhaps to play with it slow and hard. 
The kind hearted gunner started to blush even darker when he first witness his red bae’s “accidental act” that he did. Almost fainted by chance, but unfortunately not. His pure little heart would began to pump a beat slowly and hastily at the same time. 
“Z….Zero! What in God’s name are you doing?!” Blushed the B Class hunter, covering his nose to prevent the starting of the perverted bleeding. But it’s useless.
“He he he he~ Maybe I should.... play with my cave just to amuse you even more~” Said the A Class mentor with a seductive tone, rubbing his godly pit of the navel with his finger before shoving it inwards by a slow motion.
He does so right away by circling his finger inside the navel slowly before doing something hard and fun. Moaning softly and panting with pleasure and starting swirling his tongue upon his lips has made the peace loving android very love sick. Seeing his lover playing around with his beautiful navel, this is completely new to him. His perfect desire towards his lovable potential boyfriend has launched the rocket up to the stars for a special 4th of July. The blue hunter flustered in red, attempting to resist this dazzling beauty before him, trying to fight off the spell from possessing his mind. However, it is no use to defend himself from it. 
“Mmmmmm~ It’s useless to resist, X~ Especially from my flawless charms~Just surrender to it and worship my treasure tomb~” He sexually compelled the young reploid, playing with his navel some more and licking his lips in sultry with a purr. Wiggling his entire hips to move his tiny tummy hole very closely to the sapphire droid. "Come on, boy~ I know you wanna taste this sweet dessert that you desperately desire~ Or are really you nervous~? He he he he~"
"G...Good God..." He gulped once again, fighting off his own inclination by attempt. Avoiding to break the code of the Maverick Hunters regulation that was promised not to disobey, but the irresistible charms caused by the blonde sword user would place a cage upon him to make it very impossible to ignore or to escape. With no choice but to suffer and witness the "poisonous" beauty before him. 
"Oooooh~ My navel is so hot along with my body~ Don't you agree, my sweet little kohai~?" Flirted the flaming themed slasher, deepening his tasty treasure hole to force his blooming violet to submit. Stretching it wide by two fingers of the other hand should be able to create an irresistible trick to toss it across his face. Exiting the entire tongue right out of his mouth, preparing for a rocking party, running the lips into a slowly yet circular pose. "It feels so good when I pleasure it so passionately~ And yet so freaking hot from all the hard work under the summer evening~ Maybe I should fetch something cool to keep my hard sexy body fully hydrated~" With that said, he immediately swipe the bottle of clear water kept in his mini fridge and opened it by removing the cap. However, the idea in his head was right ahead of him when he started to pour the pure H2O all over his whole anatomy. Chest orbs, stomach, the works in order to ultimately arouse the blushing B Class warrior. And most importantly, his crispy navel until one of the drops have entered within it.  
"Mmmmm~ That's much better~ So refreshing~" He moaned, while being all wet with more liquid splashed upon him. "I'm feeling so filthy when my body is still sweaty~ Guess I should clean myself up because I'm a dirty hunter~" Still moist into the raining drips of clean water, he commenced himself by caressing the crimson armored anatomy all day long. Sided with massaging the chest and crotch. Secondly, the rounded booty. Then last but not least, his treasured innie.
"Ahhh~ I can't stop polishing myself when I'm around you, baby~ Even my flavorable cavern is quite moist too, especially since I punish it~" He groaned in satisfaction, screwing with his irresistible abs and navel rapidly "without" ever to control himself or urges. Arousing his precious little pacifist by getting him to submit.
"Mmmm~ What a naughty little navel I have~ So soggy and yet irresistibly moist~ It even wants me to give a little punishment for being so wet from this cool water~"
"*gasps* M...My goodness... His gorgeous body.... Along with his navel... It's so... sexy.... No...! I must resist from this distraction.... I must..." He hyperventilates. Feeling of his core skipping a beat like a heart due to exercising for raising the blood level. He began to shield his eyes by looking away from the unavoidable charm, however, had almost peered at the handsome sun haired mentor's navel.  
"Mmmmmm~ That's right, baby blue~ What you've seen before you is the most perfect jewel of all~ You see, my navel may be beautiful, but it's kinda dirty for me to clean it up~ If only there's someone with a tender heart that would do me a huge favor, I'll gladly give him a special reward for his hard work~" He roleplayed, staring the attention at the sky colored freedom fighter who is still struggling to battle against his urges. 
The gorgeous red individual takes his other finger to allure the young reploid into a  “comehere” position while the other hand seductively explores his man cave even deeper than ever before. He winked at him sexually along with a chuckle and purred into his earport as he tilted forward. h
"Oh X~" Singly spoken the A Class expert, sex talking towards the kind hearted blaster user by lifting his head gently and whispers in his ear. "Mmmm X~ You're even more handsome in that shy expression on your face, trying to look away from my warm, passionate, unyielding body that I'm gonna give you for being a good boy who obeys his master~ I love that in a reploid~ Which is why it makes my navel REALLY hot by your innocence~...." Licking across the listening port, the young commander of the 17th unit have flustered to the max.
"O...Oh d..d..dear...." He shooked with slight hesitation, trying to backward himself from this cornered "predicament".
"Mmmm, I wanna please you the living crap outta you so bad, boy~ Even to punish you all the way~"
"G...Gulp..." The nervousness effect had already gain this opportunity to take him as well as the body under his control to assist him by force, stretching his eyelids of prevention trying not to fall asleep in the center of the blonde beauty's impossible view of sexual performance grappling around him. On the other hand, the tall mentor in bright burgundy strolled forward to give his "more than a friend" boy toy a very longing purr into his ear port.
“Purrrrrrr~"He said into his lover's hearing port. "Just give yourself up, kid~ Like I said before, it's useless to escape from my powerful charms~ Look into my eyes and be mine~ You have no choice but to surrender my spell~ Look at me, X~ Become my slave~"
"U...Uhhh… I….I…. ” Until then, the endless spell has grasped him tightly at last. Showering all over his mind with both his belly dancing pleasure and some delicious navel punishing to erase away the unwanted views of wars and death. All of it will disappear from existence forever 
“Yes, my senpai… I will focus upon your beautiful domain…” Said the hypnotized brunette, completely paralyzed by his lover’s consensual spell. 
“Mmmm~ Much better~” The blond smiled seeing his lover finally succumbed to the spell as he dances his way to him. Shaking his delectable hips non stop along with the investigation going on inside his navel until he finally reaches towards to the shy reploid. Placing his other hand on his cheek, rubbing in circulation like the one with his bottomless pit on the right and then, he tilted once again towards his ear with a ravishing whisper.
“You’ve been a very good boy, X~ I'm so proud of you for paying attention~" Zero grinned with glad. "For doing such a wonderful job, I think it’s time for you to enjoy your well earned dessert~”
He revoke his finger from the navel, gesturing his lover closely with his other one once more as the sensitive hunter slowly advances towards his stomach, preparing for a taste of his scrumptious treat. With him completely under the desirable spell, he shall gain the honors of inserting his tongue into his mentor’s stomach hole while feeling the groping palm squeezing his tiny blue bottom along a little spanking, wanting his bae belching out a silent moan of enjoyment. Finally enjoying the hot meeting with him alone was the excellent plan. Continuously rubbing his senpai’s hips while licking his prized gem. 
“Unh~ Uhh~ Oh yes~ Yes~ That’s it, my dear kohai~ Embrace my treasure closely as your life depends on it~" Panted the irregular hunting master, teasing his disciple's blueberry ass into a circular fashion.
"As you wish, my handsome senpai~” He muffled while licking non stop, blushing in pink shade due to the soft senses from his instructor's hand.
During the enjoyment of a private yet sensual meeting, both of them began to make out all the way upon the bed while the innocent android rubs the hips of his fellow dancer endlessly, while the pepper colored tutor continuously fingers his cave seductively. After that, he allows the emerald eyed hunter to lick inside of it with his tongue, swirling it around as he moaned passionately and permanently. 
“Oh yes~ Yes~ Mmmm~ Worship my man cave, X~ It needs its nourishment and must be parched immediately~” He panted lustfully of commandment
Yes, my sexy mentor~.... I will polish your flawless pit with all my force~...." Replied the ocean colored apprentice, searching deeper within the body hole by tongue.
"Mmmmm~ Oh God~ Unh~ Unh~ Keep going, baby~ Oh, my body is really boiling hot right now~"
The indigo hunter kept going faster and faster than ever while the blond wraps his arms around his neck, holding it closer for a deeper search as well as nourishment. Both of them moaned back and forth, right, left, up, down, in, out, hot, cold, night, day. Things are getting even more intense yet somewhat pleasurable. This sexual meeting between the two hunters is the best important meeting than any other kind of hobby. The master expert purrs again with lust and enjoyment while his indigo student kept licking his favorable snack/dessert further and further. 
“Oh X…. X…. X…. X…. X…. X…. X….X.... X.... X.... X.... X.... X..... X..... X..... X....X!!!!!!!!!
Several times of the red swordsman humming his lover’s name continuously until something inside him erupts with love juice. Panting even faster like he’s rushing to save someone from jeopardy as the sky painted gun fighter kept enjoying it harder and longer until the meeting has been concluded. All of the bad memories deep within the Class A mentor’s brain are finally replaced and done away with at last, storing a new one to help him remember someone close and trustworthy to him always. Finally, he can obtain the rest that he deserves, hugging his beloved blueberry with descending tears.
"Ahhhhh..... God.... That was extraordinary.... Thanks, babe~" He sighed, huffing with a thrill of sensation warming his frozen heart.
Nightfall arises as the beautiful moonlight appears above the skies, shining through the windows. Both hunters are cuddling each other closely, bodies pressed tightly and arms trapped around them in a loving sensual way.
“Oh Zero… This was the most romantic meeting I’ve ever attended to.” Smiled the innocent peace lover, intrigued by this new experience.
“Heh. Glad you think so, babe~ What’s really inspiring is that you really enjoyed the dessert I gave you~” He said.
“Y…Yeah. It really is delicious~” The brunette blushed as the blond kissed him on the forehead.
And so, both of them lean closer for a soft and deep kiss for an amazing day, hopefully it might get even beautiful next time when it’s nighttime. Saying “I love you” to each other before enjoying the comfort of each other within their bed. This has been the best vacation of their lives. No mavericks nor interruptions whatsoever to spoil their loving bonds. Just the two of them, all alone in this room. The blue monarch and the red hornet.
"I love you, my sexy red dragon~"
"I love you too, my beautiful blue unicorn~"
The End
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It’s for your own good- Stiles Stilinski Smut
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Prompt: You were Scott and Stiles best friend so you knew about the supernatural but they never let you come with them any time. They just recently started letting you come to pack meetings. You don’t understand why everyone else can be apart of it but you can’t and your their best friend. You had always been in love with stiles but the way they cut you off recently felt like they both didn’t love you at all. It felt like they met all these new people and didn’t care about you anymore. 
          It started out like every other day. You got up and took a shower. You put your make up on which consist of a wing and some mascara. You got your ripped skinny jeans out and put them on. You stood there for a second debating on what shirt to wear. You finally went with a semi crop topped hoodie. It covered everything but it was shorter then a regular hoodie. You threw on your combat boots and head out. You style has always been either grunge or just what you felt looked cute that day. You heard the familiar honk of the beat up jeep which made you smile. You raced downstairs and grabbed an apple and your book bag before heading out the door. You had asked Stiles to come pick you up because the boys have been distant lately and you missed them. You also asked him to bring Scott. When you looked in the car Scott was no where to be found. You scrunched your face a little before hopping in the car. 
“Where’s Scott?” You asked putting you seat belt on.  
“He had to deal with some pack business but i’m here.” He said smiling at you. Of course you thought. Why would he come see his best friend when you ask. You were glad the Stiles showed up but you still wanted to see Scott too. He’s the one who introduced you and Stiles. You came to Beacon Hills in about 3rd grade. Scott was the only one who talked to you so of course you became really good friends. Then one day you guys hung out after school and that’s when you met stiles. The goofy lovable little boy. You soon realized that he went to your school too but they actually invited you to hang out with them then. Ever sense you guys have been inseparable. Well up until Scott got the bite. 
“So what happened? Why is Scott not here?” You asked fiddling with your thumbs.
“Let’s not talk about that right now you will know at the pack meeting.” He said pulling off. 
“Why do i have to wait til the pack meeting?” You said getting frustrated. 
“Because every one else has to.” He snapped at you. You just huffed and didn’t talk It was silent the rest of the way to school. As soon as you got there you got out and went to your locker not even looking back. You put in your code as you got lost in your thoughts.
Stiles POV
        I don’t understand why Y/N was getting so upset. I don’t want her involved in anything. Scott disagrees with me but i don’t know what i would do if she got hurt. I don’t like her being mad at me but it was for her own good. She’s my best friend and i’ve been in love with her sense i first met her. I didn’t even want to tell her about what happened to Scott but he went behind me back and did. He’s also the only reason she is allowed at pack meetings. If it were up to me she would never know about the supernatural stuff in Beacon Hills. 
Regular POV
Stiles got out of his car and made his way to find Scott to talk about what he had just found out. 
Still at your locker you watch Stiles come in and head straight for the locker rooms. You decided that you didn’t want to be at school anymore, You barely missed any so you were good. You just wanted to go home and cry to yourself. That’s what you needed then maybe you would feel better. You shut your locker and locked it before heading back outside the school. Class didn’t start for another 30 minutes and you knew Lydia was still in her car. You walked up to it and knocked on the window. 
“Hey girl could you possibly give me a ride back to my place i didn’t bring my bike this morning and i’m not feeling all that well.” You asked smiling at her knowing she would. 
“Of course girl. Hop in.” She said putting her seat belt back on. You got in the car and she took you home. Once you got to the house you thanked her and left. You got into your room and changed before flopping on your bed, You let out a loud scream into the pillow. Luckily your mom worked at the hospital with Scott's mom so she was barely here. You missed her but you also loved the privacy. For the rest of the day you laid in bed eating snacks and watching stupid love movies. Stiles had tried to call you all day but you didn’t pick up because you didn’t want to talk to him. You didn’t want to talk to anyone. That was until you got a text from Scott later one that night. 
Scott 
-Stiles told me what happened i know how you feel. There’s a pack meeting tonight at Derek's loft at 9. Please come. XOXO
When you read this it kinda made you smile a little bit. He thought of you. He actually told you there was gonna be a pack meeting. This was the best you had felt all day. You looked at the clock and saw that it was already 8. You quickly shot out of bed and started getting ready. You put the same outfit from before on considering it wasn’t dirty. You took all your make up off and washed your face sense you cried a lot today. You redid your make up and headed for Derek’s loft. You got there kinda early not everyone was there yet. You sat down in the far corner after saying hey to everyone who was there. You watched as everyone pilled in and waited for Derek to speak. Stiles hadn’t noticed you yet which you were glad for. 
“So there’s a pack of Alpha’s on the loose and we need everyone we can get. All hands on deck here. That’s including Y/N.” Derek said which surprised you but you noticed he looked a stiles who seemed to tense up. Next thing you know Stiles shot up.
“Like hell she will i have told everyone in here that she is not allowed to come with us. Only to pack meetings and that’s because Scott wouldn’t shut up.” He said. That’s when you shot up this whole time he was the reason you weren’t allowed to go. 
“Excuse me. This whole time i wasn’t coming is because of you?’ You roared through the loft. He quickly whipped around looking stunned that you were there. Everyone just kinda started smirking knowing he had just got caught. Everyone wanted to tell you but just didn’t know how. “You’re not my dad Stiles. You don’t dictate what i do and don’t do.” You said moving over to where he was.
“It’s for your own good Y/N. You are a human and everything else is supernatural.” He said flaring his arms everywhere. 
“You’re human and you get to go on every mission with them. How is that fair?” You spit back at him. 
“I know how to handle myself you are a girl.” He said getting in your face. 
“Don’t give that shit you asshole.” You said slapping him. “Fuck you.” Is all you said before you headed for the door. Everyone in the room was just as shocked as Stiles was. 
“You really are stupid.” Scott says coming up behind him and slapping his neck. “When we leave her out of things it makes her not feel important. Not to mention she’s in love with you dude to find out your the reason she hasn’t been coming along. Not just that you pretty much just called her weak. You need to go fix this now/.” He said. This snapped stiles out of his daze and he dashed out the door after you. He found just at the edge of the woods. You didn’t stop walking when you heard him. 
“Y/N stop walking.” He said running after you. Once her got to you he turned you around and smashed his lips on yours. You pushed him off of you wanting to pull him back but you didn’t. 
“What the hell are you doing?” You said looking into his eyes. 
“I’m sorry i didn’t mean what i said i just worry about you all the time i don’t want you to get hurt.” He said leaning his forehead against yours. “You can come along now you just have to promise to be careful. I can’t bear the thought of you getting hurt.” He said before putting his lips back on yours.
You were shocked to say the least but you kissed him back this time. You wrapped you arms around his neck and he put his around your waist. You felt your back hit a tree. “Wait i don’t think we should be doing this out here.” You said pulling away
“Are you okay with going to the jeep?” He said he always parked in the back so you didn’t have to worry about anyone. 
“Yes that’s fine.” You said and made your way over to the jeep. You both got in him on top of you. He started kissing you again this time he started taking your clothes off as you did the same to him. You started kissing his collarbone up to his lips leaving little love bites on the way up. “Mmmmmm.” He moaned as you did. He put his hand on your stomach slowly moving down to your pants. He slipped them off teasingly. 
“We have to hurry before the meeting is over.” You said giggling. He just kissed you and started playing with you through your underwear. 
“You are soaked baby.” He said as he started kissing down to you heat. “Only for you.” You replied and this made him bite your thigh. “Stop teasing. I want to feel you inside of me.” You said. This didn’t make him move though he just moved your underwear to the side and started digging in. You came pretty fast because you were a virgin and had never experienced that. You always wanted to loose your virginity to Stiles and it was now happening. Once you came stiles moved up to your face and kissed you. You could taste yourself on his lips which made you moan. He got a condom out of his floor and put it on. He lined himself up before asking. 
“Are you sure this is what you want? We can wait.” He said.
“I don’t want to wait i want you now.” You said grinding your hips into his. That’s all he needed to push himself inside of you. He let you adjust before he started thrusting semi fast but not to fast. “Oh shit.” You moaned in a mix of pleasure and pain. You knew it would hurt but you never knew it would feel this good. “You feel so fucking good.” Stiles moaned in your ear. It took everything in him not to cum right then and there you felt so good. “Ahh.” You moaned as he started going faster. This made your head fly back as you felt your head start to spin. No one ever gave sex the justice it deserved. He felt amazing pumping in and out of you. 
 “I’m close i think.” You said scratching down his back. “Me too.” He said and started rubbing your clit. All of this at once made you come hard as you clenched around his dick triggering his orgasm. You both screamed each others name and rode out your orgasms. Once you were done y’all laid there for a minute before he broke the silence. 
“I’m in love with you Y/N” He said raising himself up and looking at you. 
“I’m in love with you too Stilinski.” You said before bringing him down to kiss you. 
You two cleaned yourself’s up before walking back into the loft. Everyone had knowing looks as you two sat on the couch and cuddled and listened the rest of the information you needed.
Here you go anon. I hope you like it. If you want a certain prompt just let me know. 
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Ok ok ok I gotta get my voltron s6 feelings out so I can go to bed before I implode
So first off I’m gonna start off with saying:
This was a really fucking good season. This might be the best season. This shit was fucking great. 
But let me detail
The writing is so tight my dudes, but in a way that feels fast and exciting. Not like it’s rushed. We ended the season and FOR ONCE I had no burning disappointment or questions. I was just like “hell yeah”
The plot all works? And moves together coherently? This is really the first season where the twists and turns are fun and not “wow that fucking came out of left field”
BUT SPEAKING OF LEFT FIELD: the reveal of Lotor’s true motivations and what he had done was really astounding. In the first few episodes when we see Allura helping him, I was like “Oh yeah, he’s totally using her to make his ships his own powerful voltron thing” and I knew he was gonna betray them and it was all a ruse to get access to more quintessence, but holy shit, holy shit.... the reveal that he saved Alteans and had been draining their life force??? Truly horrific. I’m shocked that Voltron went so dark. It’s the most truly evil thing I’ve seen in a long time.... it was fucking excellent.
When we learn that, Lotor becomes IRREDEEMABLE. There’s no way this will come back. And it hits Allura where it hurts the most: her people. So there’s no way this fuck boy was ever going to be forgiven. Lotor transforms into a truly terrifying villain, and his descent at the end is enthralling though tragic to watch. 
Keith’s whole backstory (oh yes, oh my god voltron finally brought the food) is really wonderful. Its.... exactly what all the fanfic said it would be. I won’t lie. But i fucking gasped when I saw that Shiro’s original vest is Keith’s dad’s. That gripped me by the heart. 
I...wanted....to....die when Keith and Shiro were fighting. The animation was sublime and the emotions gripped me by the asshole. I think you have to be pretty detached if that “Shiro! You’re my brother!... I love you.” Didn’t make you whimper.
Shiro is a dork who loves DND. I love him. 
I’m a SHiro and Lance stan. This season was fucking painful. 
Coran got to do a lot! Yeah baby! I love you, bitch.
Loved the continued Hunk and Pidge focus throughout. They’re definitely a solid duo and I liked how they always got shit done. Watching Pidge anguish over Shiro’s viruses was heartbreaking, especially when she admitted she made a plan in case this ever happened. 
MY HUSBAND IS BACK AND HE IS A TRUE WHITE HAIRED ANIMU BOY
They use the word “embiggen” in the DnD episode (a desperately needed comedic break this season) and that is a fucking Simpson’s reference you NERDS. 
The killing of the castle was.... poignant. It marks a new chapter in the show and feels like a graduation of sorts. The paladins have grown up now. They’ve moved out. Oh how many fanfics have I read set in that place! i will mourn thee!
I’m fucking PUMPED for earth
Some cons.... and they’re not cons? Let me explain
Hey yeah, they’re pushing allurance it feels like
This doesn’t make me mad. I promise. If you asked me WAY BACK in season 1 who i thought was gonna end up together i would have said “Oh allura and Lance, surely” and klance was kind of like.... a crack ship for me? Like I LIKED it, but i never hoped it would be a THING. But then Allura and keith interacted more in season 2, and then of course we got a LOT of klance in s3, so i was like....shit maybe klance?
Allurance does not bother me at all. It really does not, i promise. It makes perfect sense. Lance has had a crush on allura FOREVER and thinks she’s wonderful and amazing, and I think this season was really hinting that Allura is starting to see how mature Lance has become and how much he supports her. It nice.
BUT! I just.... reeeeaaalllly want some LGBT rep in voltron. And not a side character. Like a main one. And Lance always felt like the character who would fit best in something like that? Like he’s the one who’s most relationship oriented, so it would make sense. Also there’s only like.... 3 dudes around the same age so I was like “it’s gotta be two out of the three of you, because Pidge and Allura would never be a thing. And Keith and Lance have the most hints at being that so..... gotta be you two boys I guess.”
I’m not saying that if Allurance happens then Lance CANNOT be confirmed as LGBT and have some kind of arc, but I think it would be a bit harder to work in.... narratively speaking. Like I’m trying to think of a scenario where Lance and Allura are together and he just goes “Anyway, so I like dudes too!”.
Maybe the writers will find a way to give that LGBT representation that I have not thought of? Possibly? But i don’t want it to be some throwaway thing. Like Shiro just goes:
“Man I can’t wait to see my boyfriend again. ANYWAY!”
Allurance becoming canon by NO MEANS makes LGBT rep impossible, but I guess it would be from a source I would not expect. (Heith becomes canon and we are all FOOLS)
Lance did not get to do much this season
I’ve seen this going around a bit and it’s Mmmmmm debatable. I feel like his arc was really tied to Allura’s this season. So he didn’t get so much his own moments, but small moments that all kind of intermingled between Allura’s and Lotor’s. A LOT happened this season. I understand why he did not get as much screen time. But he was still there more than in season 2!
The only actual real con
“It’s been two years. We can finally continue our mission.”
What. What? This is stupid. I guffawed at this line. Why did the writer’s do this? You could have just been like “It’s been 6 months” why 2 years? That seems dramatic. Did they just want an excuse to write Keith as more mature and leaderly without having to do more development? Did they just wanna draw him bigger? Were they looking for a quick “Keith and Krolia are fine with each other now” excuse? Just have it be a few months! I’d buy that! Did the animators really just need a reason to give him longer beautiful shojo hair? WHAT? WHAT IS IT? I DON’T UNDERSTAND! THIS WAS STUPID. I dunno I feel like there’s a disparity between Keith and the paladins now. Like before it was “Keith and his school friends” and now it’s like “Keith is the young, hot, leader.... and here’s the teens he takes with him.”
I dunno. Mmmmmm not thrilled? Really just wanna know the motivation behind it. 
Anyway tl:dr boss ass season. The best writing in a long time. klance crops? Not watered.
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disloyalpunk · 6 years
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Can you rec some hot off the presses sheith smut my crops are dry and dying
of course!! this is basically a list of some of my faves from the month of july lmao, sorry it’s a little late!
Good Boy by @pieceofsheith mmmmmm yes hello; dom keith is lowkey my religion and anyone who writes it is actually my new god. i need so much more sub shiro in my life thank you for the food
Here’s to the Night by @lysapadin honestly i’m addicted to prekerb first times in general but this one feat always a girl keith is so ridiculously good, i just want them to be in love….
i’ll take yours too by @tootsonnewts gosh honestly frat boy shir and metal boy keith is such a good and blessed combination, they’re so sweet and supportive to each other but they also never stop mocking each other….it really gets me. also: hot. blessed? yes.
Like A Man Possessed by @roseroyaly i walked into this fic thinking edging with cock rings wasn’t really the kink for me and left secure in the knowledge that it actually is. plus, keith calling shiro sir??? YES always
morning glory by @vers-shiro seriously this fic is……i think this is the second time this week i’ve recced it and i would die for it and i can’t express how much i love love love it–i think i’ve read it like 18 times. i love fem sheith……..
one fine day by @phaltu it’s shiro/keith/shiro i mean what…what more is there in life than threesomes justified thru sci-fi technology IN ADDITION to keith and shiro just being the cutest all over each other
Wires Crossed by @shiropropaganda okay the premise of this fic is HILARIOUS and the fact that shiro would mistake what is clearly a typo for an actual proposition is just so canon. love him. my boy.
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cyber with femme bottom
<femme bottom> hello sir > hi sweetie <femme bottom> im bobbi how are you <femme bottom> I so need a real man like you > u can call me daddy. im great! how r u bobbi? <femme bottom> Im great daddy <femme bottom> kiss kiss > mmmmm thank u baby > love femme bois. do u ever cd? <femme bottom> so daddy can we play i so missed you <femme bottom> I love to dress <femme bottom> want to be sexy for you > what would u wear for me bobbi? im on my way over now <femme bottom> my red silk panties with matching bra black nylons with garters my white crop top 3 in heels and full makeup an my long blond wig <femme bottom> red nails > delicious. where do u live? I'm in FL <femme bottom> ny <femme bottom> wish we were closer > im going to show up wearing a tight black tank top and jeans and black boots. knocking on ur door with a smile on my face <femme bottom> I open the door dady your here <femme bottom> please come in kiss kiss > looking u up and down feeling my cock get hard in my pants > mmmmmm looking good bobbi *grabbing u and kissing u hard and deep* <femme bottom> in your strong arms as we kiss your tounge deep in my sissy mouth <femme bottom> mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm <femme bottom> feel your hand grab my ass > sliding my rough hands all over ur body. turn around for me...show off for me baby <femme bottom> i sweay around in my heels swish twars you <femme bottom> do you like daddy > slapping ur sexy ass and laughing mmmmmmm yes bobbi cant u tell ...grabbing my thick meat thru my jeans <femme bottom> I drop to my knees unip your pants <femme bottom> pull out monster cock and suck it for you <femme bottom> mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm > mmmmmmmmmmm griding my cock deep into ur eager wet mouthcunt as i groaaaaan > good gurl > feed on daddy's meat <femme bottom> sucking my daddy to get him ready for my wet pussy <femme bottom> looking up as I please you > mmmmmmmm did u suck any cocks while i was away baby? <femme bottom> no daddy i am all yours now you own me <femme bottom> never anothers cock without your say so > don't lie to me slut *forcing my dick into ur throat then poulling it out as strings of spit run down ur chin <femme bottom> no no daddy im a good gurl <femme bottom> suck suck suck > good gurl...smiling down at u as u tickle my piss slit with ur tongue <femme bottom> but I always need a spanking > we'll get to that...first wash my balkls with ur slut mouth <femme bottom> your piss slit is so tasty <femme bottom> yes daddy lick your balls clean rub your balls over my cheeks marking me with your scent <femme bottom> so love to whorship my daddy > mmmmmmmmm love bathing ur face in spit and precum > drooling into ur open mouth > then leaning down to kiss u HARD <femme bottom> oh daddy you make me feel so special thank you so much <femme bottom> melt into your kiss > sitting on the couch...take off my boots baby <femme bottom> yes daddy untie both boots <femme bottom> take left then right off <femme bottom> remove socks <femme bottom> kiss all toes for you as I rub your feet > good gurl...suck my toes like little cocks <femme bottom> suck each oner clean between toes <femme bottom> kiss kiss kiss > rubbing my foot on ur face as i jerk my cock in front of u > mmmmmmmmmm <femme bottom> you look so sexy with your massive cock in your hand <femme bottom> licking and cleaning your feet > pulling my knees up as i continue to jerk. now lick daddy's asshole baby <femme bottom> i move in and clean your ass so good get all the shit out manke daddy clean > ohhhhhhhhhh fuck yeah...that little slut tongue feels so good <femme bottom> tounge slips and licks your balls <femme bottom> sorry daddy <femme bottom> back to your ass > *slap* > i said my ass baby <femme bottom> cry <femme bottom> im so sorry <femme bottom> lick lick lick lcik > mmmmmmmm rubbing my cock in ur tears <femme bottom> trying to be good for you daddy > stand up <femme bottom> yes daddy <femme bottom> up > turn around and pull ur panties down to ur knees <femme bottom> yes sir panties down my sissy ass there for my daddy > leaning forward i slap ur ass HARD <femme bottom> cry <femme bottom> cry > mmmmmmm love seeing my red handprint appear <femme bottom> so sorry sir > SPANK > SPANK > SPANK <femme bottom> cry cry <femme bottom> cry cry > as hard as i can > making ur sexy bottom so red and warm <femme bottom> my ass so sore please daddy please > grabbing a burning asscheek and gripping it HARD <femme bottom> ooooooooooooooooooo > pushing my thumb up ur cunt <femme bottom> I am so so so sorry sir please stop <femme bottom> cry cry cyr <femme bottom> oooooooooooooooooooooooo > grabbing both cheeks and gripping them with my nails > forcing both thumbs inside u pulling u open <femme bottom> my as so sore from being a bad gurl <femme bottom> ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo > pushing my tongue up ur asscunt as u moan <femme bottom> mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm > such a nice clean pussy for daddy <femme bottom> tounge makes my ass feel better <femme bottom> always stay clean for daddy > im goinig to breed u tonight sweetheart <femme bottom> my job > make u into a real girl <femme bottom> yes daddy thank you I so want your seed <femme bottom> make a baby <femme bottom> make me a mommy > pushing everything oin the coffee table off onto the floor. bend over the table, you fucktoy <femme bottom> yes sir over the table > reach back and hold that red fucking ass open for me <femme bottom> ass open and ready <femme bottom> yes sir <femme bottom> ready > grabbing ur elbows i laugh as i push my cockhead against ur pucker without lube except for my spit <femme bottom> fuck me hard daddy <femme bottom> ouch > mmmmmmmmmmmfocrcing my fat cock inside u > does it hurt baby? <femme bottom> my pussy aches as you push in <femme bottom> no dadddy I love it > pushing in HARDER balls deep in one thrust <femme bottom> please dont stop <femme bottom> ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo > FUUUUUCK > so fucking tight <femme bottom> mmmmmmmmmmmmm > grwoling i fucking begin pistoning ur fuckhole > slam slam slam > take it deeep baby [femme bottom left private chat]
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Hey, @random-rave! You got a two-for! This isn’t the prompt fic, but it is a scrapped part from that fic that I just couldn’t throw away, so you get two fics:) I haven’t decided yet it if this is going to be a stand-alone, or the chapter before what you’d asked for, but you’re welcome to treat it as either!
“Mmmmmm, now that feels good…”
Remy perks up at the sound of his wife’s purr coming from their bedroom, and immediately changes direction from the kitchen toward the hallway, unceremoniously dumping his school shit on the turn, and already dropping his singed jacket to the floor and kicking off his shoes along the way. He knows that sound, it’s the one his Anna-Marie makes when she’s rubbing one out, and he wants in on that action.
It isn’t like he couldn’t do with a good, hard, thorough night wrapped up in that woman’s arms and legs, anyway. It’s a Friday night to a long-ass week.
Well, more accurately, a long ass several months, just one stupid thing after another. If it wasn’t a mutant hating bigot setting something on fire, or his wife’s obnoxious ex on a war-path and raining genocide on normal folks, or her fucked up mama threatening to break up their marriage, or his long-time creepy pal, Sinister, popping up with an army of someone’s weird-ass clones, it was some kid or another cropping up a power in his classes. The last is almost always a dramatic event in and of itself, and today had been no exception, the poor kid looking like he’d spontaneously combusted in his chair.
Thankfully, no actual spontaneous combustion had taken place, the kid had merely teleported off to point unknown, but unfortunately for him (and everyone around him), he ‘bamfs’ explosively, and apparently literally out of his skin.
Thank fuck the poor thing has a helluva healing factor to go with that power.
Remy shivers. Mutanthood really isn’t so kind to some. And there seems to be more and more mutants popping up lately, at earlier and earlier ages, with increasingly powerful abilities. Which isn’t a bad thing, all things considered, except that he’s getting a bit tired of trying not to die while teaching Sex Ed.
At least he hasn’t had it as bad as Anna of late. On top of everything else, she’s been in Frost’s hands since they put feet back down on Earth after a rather…unconventional…honeymoon in space, trying to work through her mess and get a grip on her power. It’d worked, but not without sending his wife home sore, with a nasty headache, and a sour mood every time.
And Christ, the fights they’d had because of it! Anna would get so frustrated when her mutation didn’t cooperate, and reach for the collar, desperate as she was for skin on skin. He’d actually charged the stupid thing to a loud pop during one fight, and she’d wound up in tears over that. He’d kind of wanted to slip to the floor and cry with her, because in a brutally honest moment, he could admit to himself that he was just as desperate and frustrated for that touch as she was. But that pleasure with the collar came with a price, in that it killed her head with migraines, and that it might loosen up any of the hard work she’d put into gaining control.
Not to mention, dangerous, as it weakened her to the level of a normal human. Not a great idea to court that trouble, in his books.
It wasn’t like he hadn’t known what he was getting into when he’d married her, anyway.
As it happens, all the bullshit had a payout that’s been so sweet for her, and him just on principle. She’s gone a solid three months now without a slip-up, and it’s been easier on her mentally to maintain it.
To say that quality of life has greatly improved in the LeBeau household would be an understatement. As it is, Remy had been an over the moon, happily married man from the start, and now…
Well, his blessings are so stacked for a change, he can’t even begin to count that high, so he doesn’t bother.
He strides into bedroom to hear her hum in pleasure again, and his eyes hit the closed bathroom door. He licks his lips, his mind already playing out memories of things she’d do when they couldn’t touch, and reminding him of the things he can do now that she can.
Goddamn, he’s going to split that girl in half soon as he gets his hands on her!
He hears water sloshing around in the tub, and grins as he silently turns the handle on the door, because hell yes, Anna’s already naked and in a bath, which means she’s pampering, which means her skin is going to butter-soft and smelling like something he’d really like to sink his teeth into-
“Oh my god, this feels amazing, it actually does deliver on the soothin’, like it promised!” Anna-Marie LeBeau coos, rubbing evidently moan-inducing, soothing strokes along her throat and under her chin, “I’m totally buyin’ this shit agai- Remy!” She squawks at him, grabbing her knees and hugging them close, “shut the door, sugar, y'all are lettin’ out all the warm, and lettin’ in all the cold-”
“Oh non, beb, can’t have that, now can we?” Remy teases, flashing his teeth at his utterly adorable wife sitting nearly chin-deep in a bath clearly going cold if her chattering teeth are anything to go by, her hair piled up in a frizzy top-knot, and her face covered with one of those sheet mask things she loves, her chin and neck positively dripping with whatever that shit is from the mask. “I ain’t about lettin’ you get cold, no?” He continues, moving in and shutting the door behind him.
“Remy, what’re you doin’?” She asks him suspiciously, and he laughs, because even though he can’t actually see her eyes narrowed down to slits at him for that mask, he can feel it.
“Oh, nothin, chere. Jus’ thinkin’ I might need a bath, is all.”
“Remy, no,” she replies, somewhat of a note of alarm in her tone, “I’m usin’ all new stuff, good stuff, and the good stuff is expensi- Remy!” She gasps and splutters as he joins her in the tub, still in his clothes, and sloshing water out on the floor, and pulls her back to his chest.
“Chere, I don’ know what you was complainin’ about me openin’ the door that half a second for, this water’s done gone colder than it is out there.” He drops a kiss on the nape of her neck, sliding a hand up to cup a breast, pulling a charge up in the other hand as he swirls the water, heating it up. “Issa good thing I came in, else you’d like to freeze to death in here.” He drops a series of open kisses along her shoulder, the soft scents of honeysuckle and creamy vanilla making his mouth water up over her skin.
“Dammit, Remy, why you always do this?” She snips half heartedly, turning a weak as hell frown on him, “you always try me when I’m usin’ my nice things, tryin’ to relax, and be good to my skin, and-”
“-mmm, sweetheart, I can do good and nice and then some to y’ skin, and I promise,” he practically eats along the side of her neck, turning her back around, “you be all kinds of relaxed when I’m done-”
“-and I just wanna smell good and feel clean,” she fusses, letting him push her head back over his shoulder so he can lick a line up to her chin, “and soak the sore out of my body, and then you- ohhhhh, oh sugar, that-”
“-yeah, that,” he agrees through a wicked grin she can’t even see, his free hand sliding up between her legs, “you was sayin’ what now, chere?”
“Just to let you know, sugar, what I was sayin’ earlier is that I just wanted to pamper, relax, be clean, smell good, snuggle up, and pass out.”
Remy chuckles down at the persnickety woman dropping drowsy kisses across his chest in between each bitching word meant just to let him know. “Seems to me like you about to do every bit of that, so I don’ know what you goin’ on about, che—ouw! The fuck?” He half yelps, half laughs as she gives his nipple a sharp little bite.
She licks the teeth marks, kisses them, and lifts herself up just enough to level him a look. “I meant pass out still clean and smellin’ nice, and I definitely ain’t any of that now.”
“All a matter of opinion, Anna-Marie. I think you smell jus’ fine.”
“Yeah, I notice you didn’t mention the lack of clean part,” she snorts at him, lower lip already sulking out.
He shrugs and grins unrepentantly up at her. “We can always go for a shower, non?”
“Oh, sure, why not?” She grumps, “might as well, we hit about every surface between here and the tub, I’m sure the shower’s feelin’ left out.”
Remy laughs and pulls her back down, flattening her out over his chest. She loves to act like it pisses her off when he completely ruins one of her good girly nights, but he knows better. She does all that stuff for him as much as herself, and if she really wasn’t having him at any point, he’d know. Body language doesn’t lie, and his wife wouldn’t pull her punches in letting him know it in no uncertain terms, either.
She sure as hell wouldn’t have let him nail her in the tub, then again, bent over the countertop after she’d gotten smart with him while attempting to re-start her facial…skin care…whatever session, and yet again, tossed into the bed, where he’d pounced and caged her down in his arms and hips after she’d laughed, squealed, and tried to run from him.
He’s absolutely so damn gone on her, loves her. He loves this woman with every squeeze of his stupid heart, and where most folks might be put off by her acting grumbly over shit she’s not actually all that upset over, he thinks she’s utterly adorable.
He’s been called crazy a time or few for that, even by others who love her, too.
Maybe he is a bit crazy.
He doesn’t care. He’s the happiest he’s ever been in his crazy, so he’ll take it.
Remy laces fingers through her hair and kisses her forehead, the end of her nose, then her mouth. When she fully relaxes and purrs into that kiss, he pulls back and grins at her. “Since you’re lookin’ awfully relaxed and ready to pass out—jus’ like I promised you earlier, might I add—how about you go ahead and do that, and you an’ me get to includin’ that shower in our business in the mornin’, yeah?”
He watches those stunning eyes sizzle right back up and her brows slam together. “Remy, I swear, you can ruin moments like—”
He just grins wider and smacks her ass, making her squawk at him. “I ain’t ruinin’ nothing, Anna-Marie, you the one fuckin’ up y’ beauty routine here—”
“I’m fuckin—Remy, you’re the one who interrupted my beauty routine twice—”
“Ain’t you the one always insisting that gettin’ adequate sleep is part of y’ primpin’ and pampering thing you do?” He cuts her off with a laugh, “so yeah, you jus’ settle down and get your beauty sleep-”
“Shut it, Cajun.” She claps her hand across his mouth, a brow arched nearly up into her hairline. When Remy reaches up to press her palm firm against his lips for a kiss, he watches those stunning, grass green eyes melt to liquid, her lids dropping back to drowsy slits.
“You’re lucky I love you, swamp rat,” she snorts, snuggling back down into his side, popping a loud kiss on his chest. “'Cause I was really enjoyin’ that bath you messed up, and that mask, too—” she pauses to yawn, “and I was really lookin’ forward to this new serum I got, it’s made out snail slime extracts, and then there was that body butter you liked so much last time, that one with sweet orange and palo santo in it—” this time, she yawns so hard, her little nerd-out over skin care shit blurs into loud, adorable yawny noises. “Nummanum,” she smacks her lips into his shoulder, “nevermind. Just know y'all got yours comin’ later, Cajun.”
“I don’ doubt you one bit,” he chuckles out, lifting his arm just a bit to let her wiggle in even more til she’s comfortable, her eyes closed all the while.
And he doesn’t doubt her warning in the slightest. His wife has a good little petty streak in her when it suits her. It’s just her ideas on retaliation are…unusual…at times. Rarely actually to his detriment, though always at his expense, are her one-ups on him.
Smiling, he leans up to kiss into fluffy, white curls, lingering for a moment. “'Night, Anna-Marie. Sleep sweet,” he murmurs, kissing her one more time.
He settles back on his pillow, hand tucked under his head, and turns his face toward her, smile softening as he finally drifts off, too.
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esseastri · 6 years
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Megan Reads Oathbringer (part 9)
Happy New Year, y’all.
“Heavy Fuel” by Dire Straits is a punk!Dalinar song, sorry, I don’t make the rules.
Part 9 encompasses pages 666-753 (previous parts)
Pray for the mountain internet, please, that it lets me do this liveblog without dropping tumblr every five minutes.
okay, but Elhokar is drawing a map and I’m suddenly vaguely desperate for Elhokar/Eshonai map buddies.
I s2g every time someone calls him “the bridgeman” I just hiss protectively. HE HAS A NAME
oh snap his baby’s name is Gavinor. that’s... listen bud, your dad doesn’t deserve to have anyone named after him, sorry.
“Nice work, Elhokar.” *Gloryspren* THIS CHILD NEEDS MORE ENCOURAGEMENT, PLS, HELP HIM. BE KIND TO HIM. HUG HIM.
“Storming lighteyes, Veil thought as she watched [the food distribution].” YEAH HON, THAT GOES FOR YOU TOO, NORMALLY.
Okay, no, not quite--Shallan would probably not go so far as to send her servants to get food that could be given to the poor instead of rich people, but like... the principle stands. Shallan does not recognize her own privilege half the time, and I guess?? that “Veil” noticing it... might? be a step in the right direction? But... probably not until she fuses her multiple identities back into one person.
And that doesn’t seem like it’s happening any time soon.
HOID
WHY ARE YOU WEARING SADEAS COLORS? 
aw yis. storytime.
Aight, can Hoid see through Lightweaving, or can he just recognize Shallan by like... her stance and the way she moves or? HOW COOL IS HE, IS WHAT I’M ASKING HERE.
“You look like you could use the opportunity to buy me something to eat.” HOID, PLS.
“I’m not stupid enough to get mixed up in religion again.” Again. Hoid, wth does that mean.
but dear god, Hoid as a Herald would be hilarious.
THE LAST SEVEN TIMES HE’S TRIED IT. WTH, HOID, OH MY GOD.
“The sum total of stupid people is somewhere around the population of the planet. Plus one.” “Plus one?” “Sadeas counts twice.” GOD BLESS, WIT.
wait, so he wasn’t lying about the promise? About “always being there when needed” but not always knowing where or why? hm. Interesting concept. That I kind of love and wish I’d thought of first.
“Who came with you?” “Kaladin, Adolin, Elhokar, some of our servants.” I thiiiink the other bridgemen would take offense at that, but sure. Whatever.
I’m...intensely amused that chapter 69 is titled “Free Meal, No Strings.” Because I’m eleven and crude as fuck.
Idk, Kaladin, they have a point: the world is ending, so you might as well party. You can be miserable and afraid, or you can be partying and afraid. I’d go with the second.
OH OOOHHHHH OH ADOLIN CALLED HIM “KAL” AND I DIED A LITTLE BIT INSIDE
MY BOY’S GOT FRIENDS AGAIN AND HIS FRIENDS ARE ADOLIN AND I’M CRY
(but dear god, the Kadolin is real)
Also, Adolin being stupidly happy about getting a new wardrobe is giving me life, I LOVE THIS RIDICULOUS FASHION BOY
HEHEHEH Adolin is going to bring Skar and Drehy pastries from the lighteyes party, that’S SO CUTE I LOVE THIS
“What?” “What what?” “You’re going drinking with bridgemen?” “Sure. Skar, Drehy, and I go way back.” “We spent some time keeping His Highness from falling into chasms.” I’M LIVING MY CROPS ARE FLOURISHING MY SKIN IS CLEAR THIS IS ALL I EVER WANTED THIS IS THE BEST THING THAT’S EVER HAPPENED TO ME I LOVE THIS I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS.
“He felt good lots of days. Trouble was, on the bad days, that was hard to remember. At those times, for some reason, he felt like he had always been in darkness, and always would be. Why was it so hard to remember? Did he have to keep slipping back down? Why couldn’t he stay up here in the sunlight, where everyone else lived?”
The Megan-and-Kaladin-Think-the-Same-Exact-Way-and-It’s-Both-Comforting-and-Terrifying Trend continues. 
Sometimes people ask me why he’s my favorite and I just. Have literally never related more strongly to another person ever, real life or fictional. It’s wild.
ADOLIN COMING TO CHECK ON KALADIN WHEN HE FALLS BEHIND WORRYING.
THERE IS TOO MUCH. STORMING. KADOLIN. IN THIS BOOK.
I love that the phrase “and you’re lighteyed today” is a normal thing now. That it changes and he can just. change it. and they’ve all accepted it. I love it.
PUNCHY GUYS.
IT’S THE ACADEMIC TERM
SWORDY FELLOWS OR SPEARISH CHAPS. AXALACIOUS BLOKE.
bless these two nerds
“Adolin Kholin was simply a good person. Powder-blue clothing and all. You couldn’t hate a man like him; storms, you kind of had to like him.”
YOU REALLY REALLY DO. He’s infectious, this sunlight boy. And I adore him.
oh no
“Should have just gone to the party” YES YES YOU SHOULD HAVE. I’M WORRY.
also, why did the illusion wear off????? Shallan, what you do?
“The stew didn’t smell anywhere near as good as Rock’s.” HEHEH Nothing does, I’m sure.
I loooooove that Kaladin gets to tell the truth about Amaram now. Drag him, my boy.
the over-friendly wall guards are makin me nervous
I’m sure there are some good men here, and a lot of good soldiers, but... who are they and where did they come from and why are they all lighteyes and.... I have sooo many questions.
......I don’t remember if the squires’ eyes turn light when they’ve been flying with Kaladin.
I don’t think they do, but I don’t remember, and now I’m thinking...maybe the highmarshal is. some kind of Radiant whose squires are all...lighteyes?
hm
AAHH!!!!??? AAAHH!!???? A LADY SHARDBEARER!!!!!?? A LADY!!!!
Okay. That was a pretty dang good speech.
But who is shhheeee
Is she a radiant or is that an Honorblade???
Mmmmmm, Kaladin also thinks she’s a Radiant, but WHICH KIND? If she’s got a bunch of squires, it could be Windrunner, but... dangit, I just... really want to meet a Stoneward.
“In every way, she was the perfect Alethi wife--and her unhappiness crushed his soul.” IT SHOULD. SHE DESERVES BETTER.
I’m reaaaally glad that Evi recognized the Thrill as a bad thing. A monster crouching in her husband’s body.
“...the Thrill was your reward.” Reward? Dalinar, listen to your wife. Please. That is not a reward.
Dalinar, look at you go. You did try this before, the talking thing. You are talking to this angry kiddo, and you’re bad at it, but you’re trying. This isn’t very punk!Dalinar of you. I like it. I can see the bits of presentday!Dalinar poking through the Thrill-encrusted shell of punk!Dalinar. I like it.
This is such interesting character movement, gaahh.
Evi still deserves better though. “Because of a good woman’s tears” ugh the fridge doors are slowly swinging shut, aren’t they?
whhhhhhhhaaaaat
I mean, I’m not surprised, because it’s Sadeas and he’s Sadeas and of course he’s a fucking traitor, but
whhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaat
...........gross.
Shallan needs to stop getting killed, please. This is really gross.
NO, DON’T TRY TO TALK WITH A CROSSBOW BOLT IN YOUR FACE PLEASE THIS IS REALLY UNNECESSARY
I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS LEVEL OF HORROR NOVEL PLEASE TAKE IT BACK, BRANDON.
Kaladin “Good at Making Friends” Stormblessed being all sheepish at making friends easily when it took so much effort to make friends with Bridge Four, like... listen, buddy. YOU are excellent at making friends and these guys were all ready to be friends with you. The Bridge was not ready and you had to wear them down with your charm, and you did, and doesn’t that make it all the more precious that you are friends with them?
Also, I miss them. Are my boys okay, Brandon? How are they doing?
omg, Adolin, pls. Yellow?
The Wall Guards making fun of Adolin’s new wardrobe is DELIGHTFUL.
Kaladin: HELLO, FELLOW LIGHTEYES, FOR I AM SURELY A LIGHTEYES, YES INDEEDY, LOOK AT MY VERY LIGHT EYES.
Hi, I love Kaladin, I am not sure you know this about me.
“Yes, his suit was a little bright--but if they would merely spend five minutes talking to him, they’d see he wasn’t so bad.”
Kaladin.
Babe.
You’ve come. So. Far.
I’m so proud of him, oh my god.  
mmmm this food shipment stuff is so weeeiiirrd. where is it coming from? why is it going?? uuugghhhhh
Part of me is like, “I love that they call Azure ‘sir’ and use male pronouns because there is no gender on the battlefield! Everyone gets treated equal!” and most of me is like “fuck this, she’s a fucking lady in command and she deserves to be known.”
also, wtf, she had them attack a monastery? Okay, I get it, you want to control the Soulcaster, but like.... you didn’t just go in there a kill a buncha monks for it, did you?
OKAY, SO MAYBE IT IS AN HONORBLADE THAT WAS DEF MY THOUGHT
but which one.
We have the Skybreaker one.......so whose is this?
Unless it’s not.
I’m
confused. and worried.
Tell me things, Brandon!
OH. But then she wouldn’t need the Soulcaster...if she had an Honorblade for Soulcasting... so she went and got the Soulcaster to...keep up appearances? Hm.
....is it awkward that Stormlight Archive has, so far, been the story of several people slowly becoming atheist (Jasnah, Dalinar) or agnostic (Kaladin) as their lives fall to pieces around them and they slowly rebuild?
Kaladin is a Good, guys.
The best.
omg, okay, but the Swiftspren is just.... LISTEN, BRANDON, YOU CAN’T GO MAKING SHALLAN A ROBIN HOOD. DON’T DO ME LIKE THIS.
I feel so bad for Elhokar.
Buddy just needs some hugs, okay.
Okay, I know logically that Roshar is Bad At Horses, but somehow it never occurred to me that they wouldn’t have archers trained on horseback. Mounted archer is just... such a very Alethi thing, especially non-Shattered Plains Alethi. I didn’t realize, but of course they wouldn’t have that. Horses are too rare.
aight, I didn’t really think Sadeas had betrayed them THIS early on, but STILL, I was so hoping...
Still, rockslide ambush is... a pretty solid strategy for dealing with a Shardbearer.
Sucks for his elites tho. They did not deserve that. That’s shitty.
“They must know the punishment for broken oaths.” Huh. Even back then...
“for none shall remain to weep.” #YIKES, my dude. y i k e s.
punk!Dalinar needs to take a chill pill.
And maybe get some sleep.
Listen, if the Thrill is telling you not to sleep, yOU SHOULD PROBABLY SLEEP.
also, any time you are actually LISTENING to SADEAS? You should probably rethink your life and your choices.
Just saying.
So... presentday!Dalinar had a conversation with Taravangian, about sacrificing the few to save the many. That’s...sort of what Taravangian’s entire plan for world domination salvation rests on. But now here...at the Rift. This is 100% Sadeas’ argument: sacrifice the ten thousand commoners living in the Rift to make an example of their highlords to stop any rebellion further down the timeline that might result in more soldiers’ deaths. Which gives ...a really fascinating insight into just how incredibly far Dalinar has come. past!Dalinar is literally employing the exact plan that Taravangian is trying to do on a worldwide scale, and so he knows it. He understands the consequences that Taravangian can’t know and can’t anticipate and refuses to consider. And present!Dalinar learned from this, and knows what end these means lead to and...refuses. To do it again.
It’s SUCH an interesting character progression. And it’s absolutely fascinating to see it laid out in this order--to see the good, honorable man we know and love first and to see this...monster that he was and see exactly how very much he’s grown... It doesn’t excuse this bad period, the good he’s doing now, but maybe it explains it a little bit. Dalinar is getting a redemption arc and we didn’t even realize that he needed one until he’s almost done with it.
And that’s some badass non-linear storytelling for you.
Also past!Dalinar can get fucked by a cactus, holy shit, what an unbelievable fuck.
nooooo wonder Kadash leaves and becomes an ardent.
hoooooly shit.
“We’ve gone too far.” YA FUCKING THINK??
Meanwhile, Sadeas: “Nonsense!”
Fuck Sadeas, uuugghhhh I’m so glad he’s dead. UUGGHHH
what
the
fuck
THAT JUST HAPPENED.
Fun facts, y’all, the refrigerator is now on fire.
hoooollly fucking shiiiiiiit
WELP
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ohfrickfanfic · 7 years
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Alone Time
Anon request: Hey girl<3 love ur fics, I was wondering if you could do one where female reader is on the road with Tyler and josh as a photographer and they are in a van because haven't really taken off yet and someway or another they get some time alone for the first time in forever and do it in the van. Please no daddy kinks or blood play thank you so much xxx
Warnings/Tags: None fairly fluffy and vanilla
"I'm gonna miss you so much, but I'm so proud of you and Josh." You say siting on the edge of the open trailer attached to the van; swinging your legs as the boys pack; about to embark on their first series of shows and music festivals since the departure of Nick and Chris, and the addition of Josh to the now two-piece band. You and Tyler have been dating for about a year and things have started to get pretty serious lately; even loosing your virginity to each other. You really hope the two of you can  keep your relationship alive despite the distance.
"I have a feeling you're not gonna miss me all that much." Tyler says with a curious looking smile.
"Are you crazy? Of course I'm gonna miss you Tyler I love you!"  You respond puzzled as to why he thinks you wouldn't miss him.
"Well it's just that me and Josh were talking and we know you love photography and we really need a photographer for the road so we were hoping you would come on this journey with us and be our photographer, that way you'd never have to miss me." He smiles.
"Tyler, I would love to ,really I would but I don't think my little crop sensor DSLR camera that I just use just as a  hobby is going to be able to do any justice. I don't even own a wide enough lens and I don't think my cameras ISO capabilities are high enough for how dark some of the venues might be."
"I was afraid you would say that which is why..." He trails off reaching into the the trailer and pulling out a brown box and handing it to you. "I know you're Birthday isn't until next month but..go ahead, open it."  He says excitedly.
You open the box to find a full frame sensor camera, and a wide angle lens. "Tyler!" You gasp. "Thank you so much, but really you shouldn't have, you and Josh are barely making money from this yet, you  should have saved your money and put it towards new equipment or something.
"No baby I wanted you to have it.  It's not brand new or anything but the guy at the used camera shop said this is perfect to get you started photographing shows and what not. Josh chipped in too; we really want you to come with us but it's yours to keep regardless of your decision." Tyler says just as Josh returns from the house with another box of equipment.
"Oh you gave it to her? What'd she say?" Josh asks sweaty and out of breath as he loads the box into the trailer.
"So what do you say? We can't pay you or anything yet, but I know we'll be able to one day, but for now I  can pay for your food and stuff on the road." Tyler looks to you for an answer.
"Yes of course! Thank you! You guys don't have to pay me the camera is more than enough." You place the camera box down to your left and hop down from the trailers edge pulling both boys in for a hug. "Eww Josh you're all sweaty." You tease.
"Yeah, well why don't you guys quit the cute stuff and get back to helping. He jokingly pushes you both towards the house.  
"I'm so happy your coming with us. We're gonna spend so much time together. Tyler slips his hand in yours as you make your way back to the house for more equipment.
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Tyler's words were  naive a best; sure you spend a lot of time together; a lot of time between shooting pictures helping to lug  Tyler's heavy ass piano up and down venue stairs, a lot of time sleeping in a cramped van next to each other but never with each other and only for a span of four hours here and there if you're  lucky, and more notably a lot of time with Josh. It's not that you have anything against Josh; you love Josh, he's such a good friend to Tyler and to you as well and he makes for great company but any rare alone time you and Tyler would be able to have is instantly deterred by Josh's presence, and the lack of intimacy is taking a toll on both of you.  Having recently lost your virginity to each other, your want for each other is almost constant, no matter how busy or tired you both are but all you can manage is a few sporadic heavy make-out sessions whenever Josh is out of eye shot for more than a few minutes, whether it's when he stops to use the bathroom, or decides the taco bell drive through line is too long and goes inside to order.
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Tonight's a successful night;  the boys are finally starting to have more and more people attending shows and tonight has been by far the most yet.  It's not a ton, but it's definitely a lot  more than the twelve people that attended the first show outside their hometown,  at the Park Ridge VFW in Illinois. You snap picture after picture of the performance; you've never seen the boys, especially Tyler, look so proud. After the show it's back to lugging equipment into the trailer and time to head back on the road to the next show. It's Josh's turn to drive; you and Tyler laying in the back with nothing more than a quick kiss goodnight before falling asleep.
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A few hours later you're woken up by the sudden sputtering of the van, and look out the window to see you've come to a stop in a rest area off the side of the highway.
"Please don't tell me the van just broke down." Tyler says sleepily, rubbing at his eyes.
"No, sorry man, ran out of gas." Josh says. " I thought we had enough to make it to the next gas station, it's only a half mile away, the exit is literally right there." He huffs, clearly frustrated and slightly embarrassed by his miscalculation. "You guys stay here and rest I'm just gonna walk to the gas station and fill up a gas can I'll be right back."  He says as he exits the van.
"I've never been more happy to run out of gas in my life." Tyler says as soon as the van door closes.
"Tyler why would you be happy to run out of gas." You ask completely puzzled by his words.
"Because now I get to do this.."  He says moving to straddle you, placing soft wet kisses along your neck.
"Mmmm Tyler!"  You moan, knowing your desperate need for intimacy is finally about to be fulfilled. Tyler helps you rid yourself of your shirt tugging it over your head and begins kissing down your bare chest; stopping only to tongue at each nipple before moving lower, fumbling with  the button of your black skinny jeans as his lips ghost over the  flesh below your navel.
"Tyler...Tyler..Stop!" You whine as you squirm under his touch.
"What's wrong baby?" He asks barely lifting his mouth away from the surface of your skin.
"Nothing, it's just that we don't have much time, and as much as I miss feeling that tongue of yours..." You pause to drag a finger lightly over his lips. "I miss something else much more." You tease brushing your leg up against his denim covered bulge.  He groans in agreement and you quickly undress each other; completely unfazed by the light sheen of sweat beginning to pool on your bodies without the air conditioner running in the late summer heat.
"God I've missed this so much." He breathes into your neck as he pushes into you. "Mmmmmm feels like you have too; so wet for me baby."   He mutters against your flesh, kissing up your neck and connecting your lips.
"You have no idea how m-much." You moan into the kiss, running your fingers through his fluffy brown hair, tugging lightly; some pieces stuck to his forehead and neck with sweat, as he slowly  thrusts.
"Uhhh you feel so good." He pants, arching his head back slightly; you seize the opportunity you kiss him gently right below his ear where you know he likes, he closes his eyes humming lowly in response and driving his hips harder into you.
"Fuck, Ty...Yes...so good."  You whine wrapping your legs around him and pulling him in deeper. He grunts loudly, hooking one hand around your leg, pulling it from around himself and placing it over his shoulder, hitting your spot from a whole new angle.  "Oh shit Ty, right there, don't stop."
"Mmmmm you like that baby?" He grinds into you holding your leg
"God yes....Oh shit I'm gonna cum." You cry out as the pleasure building in your core comes to a peak, Moans of his name falling from your lips as you ride it out. Tyler's thrusts speed up chasing after his own orgasm, finishing just moments after you.  The two of you collapse into  into a sweaty pile, your leg sliding from his shoulder down to his  side.
"I love you so much." He breathes heavily, pushing sweaty locks of hair from your face. "We need to find a way to do this more often, even if it means I gotta kick Josh out of the band." He jokes.
"I love you so much too and I agree" You smile. Just then you hear the gas cap being unscrewed, followed by the glugging noise of gas filling up the tank, and scramble to get dressed. Josh screws the gas cap back on and opens the driver side door just as you both finish slipping  on your shirts; Tyler's pants up but still unbuckled.
"Well, well, well, what do we have here." Josh teases.
"Hey Josh, you wanna sleep now, I'll drive." Tyler tries to change to subject. "I'm kind of awake now."
"I'll bet you are." He laughs. "Sure I'll sleep on the sheets you two just fricked on, no problem." He chuckles as the two boys lazily switch spots, climbing over the seats in the van. "I swear there better not be a wet spot." He jokes, settling in to the makeshift bed.
"No promises." Tyler laughs throwing his arm around the seat preparing to reverse out of the spot in the rest area.
"You know if you guys ever want  ummm.. alone time, you can just tell me to get lost or something, well not lost-lost but you know what I mean." Josh says mildly embarrassed.
"Yeah we already decided, we're just gonna kick you out of the band." Tyler's perfect laughter fills the van.
"Not cool." Josh playfully pouts.
"Hey Babe, you still wanna sleep some, or you wanna come up here and keep me company." Tyler asks. As tired as you are his warm smile lures you to the the passenger seat and you climb over in the same manor the boys did. Tyler rests his hand on your leg as he drives.
About twenty minutes out, you hit heavy traffic from what appears to be an accident up ahead.
"Any ideas on what we could do to kill time while we're stuck in traffic." Tyler jokes, loud enough for Josh to hear. Josh groans half asleep in protest to Tyler's innuendo.
"Hey you wanna see some of the shots I've gotten so far." You ask Tyler, pulling out your camera bag from under the passenger seat.
"I'd love to babe, I bet they’re as amazing as you."
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readysetgaikokujin · 7 years
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I was tagged many a moon ago by the beautiful @bonesmakenoise and I didn’t reblog because I think I was knee deep in fic writing. BUT I’m taking a breather! And I’m alone in the staff room while they have Wednesday Meeting Time. Let’s do it.
1: Are you named after someone? No, but my first name is the only non-biblical one out of my siblings. Parents said they chose it “cuz it’s pretty” 2: When was the last time you cried? Listening to Hamilton in the car like a day ago. For the fourth time. Still lost my shit. 3: Do you like your handwriting? It can be pretty when I have the right pen/pencil. And when I relax my grip. 4: What is your favourite lunch meat? Dude, salami. Or just straight up slice me prosciutto. 5: Do you have kids? My students feel too old sometimes to call kids, but I feel like my pets would be if I had any. 6: If you were another person, would you be friends with you? Mmmmmm DEPENDS. Could I just meet her this year? Because I like myself best this way and kinda think I was mean/anxious to the point of being not-fun anytime before 2014. 7: Do you use sarcasm? Sometimes but less often since living in Japan for some reason. 8: Do you still have your tonsils? I do! But I would cut them out if need be. 9: Would you bungee jump? I would rather have to dig a parasite out of my own skin. 10: What is your favourite kind of cereal? Special K!!! Also I really like honey anything!! I am a simple woman. 11: Do you untie your shoes when you take them off? Running shoes before a race yes. Otherwise never. 12: Do you think you’re a strong person? Physically no, I would be bested by a fucking difficult pet bottle. Emotionally, I think so, but I also need to try to be better about what I view as “strength”. 13: What is your favourite ice cream flavour? Pistachio! Or Moose Tracks! 14: What is the first thing you notice about people? Their hands. Do they talk with them? Fiddle with things? Dangle them by their side as they wait for an opportunity to talk instead of listening to others? 15: Red or pink? Wait, let me ask you a question: “Color, or slightly lighter version of that color?” Sounds dumb, doesn’t it? (This was @platypusinplaid‘s answer, and you know what, I’m just keeping it.) (Agreed, Katie, I keep too) 16: What is the least favourite physical thing you like about yourself? Ehhhmmmm my cuticles. They crack and bleed and I then bite at them because I am weak. Besides that, I guess my teeth. Too much coffee over time and they aren’t as white as I want. 17: What colour pants and shoes are you wearing now? Charcoal fitted trousers, black flats (indoor school shoes) 18: What was the last thing you ate? I just drank a little Yakult thing 19: What are you listening to right now? “She-Wolf” by David Guetta and Sia. 20: If you were a crayon, what colour would you be? Teal! 21: Favourite smell? That smell some people get in the summer where you know they worked out but don’t stink but you can almost smell sunshine on their skin. Also apple pie. 22: Who was the last person you spoke to on the phone? Um, a redelivery service line for a package. 23: Favourite sport to watch? If I’m around someone who’s passionate about the sport and can get loud, I will fall in love with literally any live event. On TV I will switch the channel. [where the fuck is 24 tho] 25: Eye colour? Blue. 26: Do you wear contacts? Most days, but in winter with the dry air from heaters they hurt. So not lately. 27: Favourite food to eat? I could eat dried cranberries with cashews and almonds until forever. 28: Scary movies or comedy? Scary movie most of the time. 29: Last movie you watched? Grandma’s Boy 30: What colour of shirt are you wearing? Pink! Pastel like sakura, knit and loose. 31: Summer or winter? Summer, because of crop tops and jorts. 32: Hugs or kisses? Both!! I wish kissing cheeks was more mainstream tho as hello and goodbye. 33: What book are you currently reading? No books lately, just longfic. 34: Who do you miss right now? My brother 35: What is on your mouse pad? gray slate pattern. I have a wireless mouse to use with my school computer. 36: What is the last TV program you watched?  Mystery Science Theater 3000 this morning while getting ready for work! 37: What is the best sound? Wind chimes. (ooh Katie that’s a good one) I’ll also add that the pop of a good fire is nice. 38: Rolling Stones or The Beatles? I don’t care for either. 39: What is the furthest you have ever travelled? Japan haha. I’m literally as far from NC as I think I can feasibly be without doubling back. 40: Do you have a special talent? I can wake up an hour early and still manage to be late for work. I can also sing pretty okay, and I can make really good cocktails. 41: Where were you born? Maryland. But I moved south almost immediately as a wee toddler, so my yank blood is slim to none. 42: People you expect to participate in this survey? Oh ho ho I am in charge yooooo~
If you want, please @gaijinnomonogatari @sun-kissedwinter @harrumphandhuzzah @moshetei @thecatsmeo @kawaiilo-ren @reachinggiants @hinats do the thing. I won’t actually order you.
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