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Joonmyeon: How was the honeymoon?
Chanyeol: Baekhyun got very drunk and tried to set our marriage certificate on fire
Chanyeol: He said, “good luck trying to return me without the receipt!”
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Baekhyun: Can you guys recommend me any books that made you cry?
Chanyeol: General Mathematics 6th edition
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Jongin: It’s literally on the way though
Kidnapper: For the last time, we’re not stopping for fried chicken
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Minseok: Baekhyun was being annoying again, so we made a "Fuck Byun Baekhyun" club
Kyungsoo: But then SOMEONE took it too literally
Chanyeol: INSTRUCTIONS WERE UNCLEAR
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Sehun: Hyung, you are bleeding!
Joonmyeon: Quick, call me an ambulance!
Sehun: You're an ambulance!
Joonmyeon:
Joonmyeon: [sheds one final tear] I'm so proud of you
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Baekhyun: Jongdae and Minseok are intellectuals. They are two humans at their peak intelligence
[meanwhile]
Minseok: Would you say “I just nutted” or “I just nat”?
Jongdae: Definitely nat
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Baekhyun: *walks in*
Baekhyun: Does this outfit make me look gay?
Sehun: No
Baekhyun: Well, fuck. Now I have to change
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Chanyeol: Baek, it's your turn. Truth or dare?
Baekhyun: Truth
Chanyeol: I dare you to kiss me
Baekhyun: *grabs him by the neck and leans in*
Minseok: He didn't even pick dare
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Sehun: Truth or dare?
Chanyeol: Truth.
Sehun: Now that you and Baekhyun are dating, I have to ask. Who is the kinkiest of you two?
Baekhyun: *grins and licks his lips*
Minseok: By the disturbingly perverted look on Baekhyun’s face I’m assuming it’s him.
Joonmyeon: Not surprised. Next.
Jongdae: Hang on a moment. Are you serious? I thought it’d be Chanyeol. You know, it’s always the quiet ones.
Jongin: *glances briefly at Kyungsoo*
Minseok: It’s in moments like this, when Chanyeol is said to be the quiet one, that I lose my hope in humanity.
Jongdae: Anyways, it’s just that Baekhyun can be very cute sometimes, you know?
Baekhyun: *turns to Chanyeol* See? Told you so.
Chanyeol: I never said you weren’t adorable. All I said was that for those who know you well, you do have a very kinky aura.
Kyungsoo: *glances back at Jongin*
Yixing, sitting between Jongin and Kyungsoo: *thinking* There’s a strong tension surrounding me but I can’t figure out where it’s coming from.
Chanyeol: Jongdae wouldn’t notice it, he doesn’t know you as deeply as I do.
Baekhyun: *smirks* Yes, very deeply...
Sehun: Kinky indeed.
Joonmyeon: Oh my God, can we just move on?
Baekhyun: Hey, that wasn’t kinky! That was just a very inappropriate statement!
Minseok: Why did I agree to be a part of this.
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Baekhyun: Hey let's slow dance
Chanyeol: *does the macarena at 1/3 the speed*
Baekhyun: *doesn't know what's happening, starts copying him*
Joonmyeon: What the fuck is wrong with the youth of today
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Chanyeol: This is gonna be expensive, isn’t it?
Sehun: Yup.
Chanyeol: Don’t you like ANYTHING cheap?!
Sehun: I like you.
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Sehun: I want to buy a watch
Kyungsoo: But where are you going to find $100?
Sehun: We could sell Chanyeol
Kyungsoo: Yeah, but where are you going to find the other $95?
Chanyeol: [looks into the camera like he's on The Office]
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Jongdae: How was your date with Chanyeol?
Baekhyun: I've made a huge mistake. I told him he was my guardian angel.
Jongin: That sounds sweet, what's so bad about it?
Baekhyun: He... took it too seriously.
Sehun: *concerned* How seriously?
Chanyeol, walking into every room with a sword and fake wings: FEAR NOT
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Sehun: What’s the gayest thing you’ve ever done?
Chanyeol: First of all, his name is Baekhyun. Second of all, he doesn’t like being called a thing.
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Chnayeol: Can I get a hug?
Baekhyun: *runs away*
Chanyeol: *disappointed* Aw.
Sehun: Oh, he’s coming back.
Chanyeol: Huh?
Baekhyun: *running full speed right at Chanyeol*
Chanyeol: Oh.
Chanyeol: Oh shit.
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Joonmyeon: What scares you the most?
Jongin: Werewolves
Sehun: Ghosts
Kyungsoo: The unstoppable marching of time that is slowly guiding us all towards an inevitable death
Chanyeol: Kyungsoo
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