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mmmairon · 1 year
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UWAAA miss juliet looks so beautiful!! I'm sure she's doing well and cheering you on from her meadow, ms. kaela :"))))
if you don't mind, would you consider introducing your other cows to the public? they sound like lovely creatures ( ´ ▽ ` )ノ and ok fine I'll admit I became more interested in them bc of that one diluc fanart u made where he tends to the cows
*discreetly crushes that other entitled anon ask under my foot* also pssst I think you can block people's IP addresses from asking on anon so you don't have to worry abt them anymore,,, chronically online people are built different man I hope they leave u alone soon :((
— milkmaid diluc anon
Hi Milkmaid diluc anon! Sure!! I’ll put pictures under the cut since it will be a little long. I have to admit, there are too many to introduce, so I’ll show my “pets.”
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Blindos!!! Just as her name indicates, she’s blind in one eye. Bad case of pinkeye when she was a calf. She’s my baby. I’ve had her since I was a kid. My dad named her, not the most creative lmao. She stays at home and mows the grass down in the yard during the summer. Loves chop and good scratches. An absolute dear and glutton.
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This is her baby she had this spring, Molly. She’s so sweet :)
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Here are some of our heifers:
J2 is Jojo
J3 is, of course, Juliet <3 (I cut her tag to keep with me, so now I can frame it)
J4 is Jackie
J1 is Jenny
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These are my 3 hooligans. The guy that looks like an Oreo Mcflurry is Zorro. He used to escape all the time lmao. He’s a specklepark, one of our up and coming bulls.
The guy in the back is Benny. Also a bull for next year.
To the right is Mark (hence the mark on his forehead), one of our old bottle babies. Every morning I would bring him his bottle and go *Tommy Wiseau voice* “Oh, hi Mark.”
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This is Martin, our bottle calf from this year. Big enjoyer of scratches under the chin, his eyeballs will roll back lol. He’s a rejected twin :( His sister’s name is Martina, who is with his mom. We went with the “Martin” theme because female twins are what we call “freemartins” (infertile).
the red on his forehead is old chalk. We mark calves in the field we think have something weird going on with them. Figured out pretty quickly little Martin didn’t have a mama to drink from
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Skrunkly. That’s his name. I never got around to naming his buddy. But Skrunkly is one of our yearlings we keep around the yard to mow grass. We had a couple days of -55C last winter that got the best of his one ear tip :( He can still hear fine and he’s a silly goofy guy and a little gremlin
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This is my little buddy Clyde. About 2 years old. He’s an anomaly. If you look above his ears, you’ll see two little nubs peeking out. He has horns!! I’m so baffled… my dad bred horns out over 10 years ago. Been scratching my head over this for the past few weeks. And it’s weird they only just appeared after so long…
But… poor Clyde passed away this week. He seemed to have a bout of pneumonia, which I gave him Resflor for. And he recovered. But there was always something odd about him ever since he was born. Always weaker than the rest, never too energetic, but liked a good scratch on his back. He passed away asleep in his bedding. He looked comfy and warm. I’m, at least for that, glad for it.
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This is Miss Raccoon and Miss Halfie. Very fine, distinguished ladies.
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Alas, there are too many cows to name :’) But know I love them all and do my best to make them happy!! I’d add a few more, but I think mu phone is about to explode.
Bonus:
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This photo is from today. This is the poor lassie who was shot by someone. She’s healing excellently. You can only barely see a pitted mark on her forehead. She’s so strong, I’m so proud of her!!! She looks a lot better.
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mmmairon · 1 year
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I am here to humbly deliver to you the concept of not just any maid diluc, but cottagecore milkmaid diluc tending to the cows in full milkmaid gear (prolly bc he lost a bet with kaeya LOL)
you have done something so irreversible to my brain i have turned into a puddle
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mmmairon · 1 year
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oh dear, I'm so sorry to hear that abt your heifer :(( juliet sounds so sweet and I hope you're doing all right,,, AND IM SERIOUSLY SO MAD AT WHOEVER SHOT THE OTHER COW WHO DARED TO DO THAT
also don't apologise for talking about your cows! I did ask how they were doing, and that includes both good and bad happenings after all ( ´∀`) I'm just glad that they're doing better this week hehe <33
—milkmaid diluc anon (I am not used to this title at all but it is very iconiqué HAHA)
yeah, miss Juliet was my little ray of sunshine :’) here’s my last picture i have of her. but now she has eternity to graze in flowering meadows <3
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as for the other cow, i was definitely furious for about 3 days straight and then cried a little bit. but the good news is that she will be completely fine, the gun was likely only a .22
cows are much, much hardier than to be taken down by that. but i’ll be keeping my eye on her for the next few weeks.
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mmmairon · 1 year
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milkmaid diluc anon here,, IM LITERALLY AT WORK BUT I SAW YOUR POST AND IDK HOW TO FEEL. I'm SOSOSO honoured to have made a contribution but it's at the price of me trying not to lose my marbles while being out and about working 😭😭😭 JSHSHHSHF
hi milkmdaid diluc anon you will forever have a throne on my blog page. immortalized forever in the mairon hall of fame. how does it feel to have the biggest brain on planet earth?
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mmmairon · 1 year
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milkmaid diluc anon here (this is not the legacy I wanted nor expected but OH WELL!) if u want me to fistfight that anon LEMME AT EM
I don't get why people feel the need to be so entitled on the internet tbh :// like it's THEIR individual experience on the internet so they're supposed to curate it yourself, and if they don't like something then it's literally so easy to block or mute and scroll away. you keep doing you, ms. kaela! we got your back (๑•̀ㅂ•́)و✧
also ALSO work was tiring but rewarding! I hope you and your cows are also doing well ( ´ ▽ ` )ノ
thank you legendary milkmaid diluc anon <3
it just strikes me as so odd that they must have went out of their way to come to tumblr FROM twitter because you can’t see my followers here. this is not my main blog. so that anon had to come to tumblr, the only major social app that has anonymous messages, to tell me this. weird. should have just said it to my face without hiding behind anon lol
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mmmairon · 1 year
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well, you guys crushed that one.
on to the next!
(everyone thank anon for cottagecore milkmaid diluc)
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mmmairon · 1 year
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Marion your Diluc milk maid art is making me think that you have read Mondstadt's Finest Milk more and more. I know this is a "well what were you doing at the devil's sacrament" thing but I read it because someone commented the name of the fic in one of your tiktoks and I needed to see what was going on.
how could i not check it out when the comment got 1.5k likes. i had to know. i wanted to be in on the fun too. and then I got a little scared. but it's a good thing I'm brave.
however, milkmaid diluc (to which i still need to properly draw) was inspired by another anon on here and I completely forgot about the fic until I received this ask lmaooooooo
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