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teekays · 10 months

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if you were in charge of hammering out the league's designated nonthreatening popstar boys, who's making the cut? did any of the guys people tagged pass your j-14 peer review?

anon i need you to know that receiving this ask made me sit back in my chair with my hands clasped nodding like a CEO who just made an important acquisition.... teddy nation we won. finally i get to extrapolate on this. so let's discuss.....

most of the responses i think had a fundamental misunderstanding of what i was going for.... i am talking straight up traditional prettyboy young guy. teen heartthrob. we are looking for each team's early days justin bieber, their jonathan taylor thomas (not a popstar but you know what i mean). andrei svechnikov is hot but he looks like a MAN... we're looking for BOYS only. jack hughes could still pass for 17 and THAT is the thesis here. this is maybe not the hottest person on each team (nico is OBVIOUSLY the far hotter devil but he's a little more mature and refined than the teen popstar type. he IS however the choice if we're talking about "budding lesbian's 'i'm smarter than other girls'" choice of crush) but it's their guy with boyish looks and an easily marketable personality-- sweet and sensitive, a little cocky and sassy but Raised Right, etc. a Bad Boy (tyler seguin) doesn't work here as he skews more milf bait/20something. yknow?

some correct answers/guys i think could do this: mitch marner, jack hughes (obv), trevor zegras (i don't like either of these answers either but they're literally already this. the amount of both young teenage girls and older women in jack hughes jerseys i saw at the devils game i went to was astronomical.) jack quinn from the sabres, henry thrun from the sharks/barracuda (less a popstar and more an actor but still would do numbers in j14)... i think there are a lot of guys who are Pretty but don't have that kind of like, star power that would make them fit the Vision.

everyone who said owen power needs to rethink. that man looks like he works at best buy and plays covers of ben folds songs at bars on the weekend because he's convinced he's on the edge of being "discovered." don't fall for his tricks.

basically my opinion boils down to: most teams don't have one!! that's why we need them!! there are lots of other guys we could be Marketing but the Teen Heartthrob is a rare breed.....

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jimothystu · 1 year

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Top Ten Fic Game! share your top [10*] fics by Kudos! drop the links so people can read them! bonus: do you agree or disagree with the readers on these being in your top 10? tag some homies who might want to do it too!

thank you @milf-arteta!!

10 better than in my dreams [cole caufield/nick suzuki]

agree/disagree?

this is one of my personal favourites, so i'd say i agree that it's one of my better ones. though i feel like more of my recent ones are better in general re the writing style, the plot, etc.

9 later [juraj slafkovsky/arber xhekaj]

agree/disagree?

oh yes. this was my first xhekovsky fic and i fucking love it lmao. it was so much fun to write and also @donttelltheelff helped me with it so that made it extra fun. idk i also just enjoyed the like, not quite edging but the teasing of them almost getting time to be alone together but things keep coming up. but they do, eventually, get their alone time in the second chapter lmao.

8 you're my instinct [auston matthews/mitch marner]

agree/disagree?

meh. this was one of my first hockey rpfs i think, and maybe the first one i wrote for 1634 so i don't feel like it's my best work.

7 they're not glass slippers but they're close enough [tim stutzle/brady tkachuk]

agree/disagree?

i love me some crack mixed with more serious stuff, and this has pretty much everything - crack/fun, smut, and fluff. i also just find the idea (shoutout to @may-the-puck-be-with-you) to be hilarious - timmy seducing brady with crocs lmfao.

6 the bitterness upon your lips [juraj slafkovsky/arber xhekaj]

agree/disagree?

i am a sucker for angst. writing and reading, and i also like how i was able to have various hab players in it, not just slaf and arber. and it was fun to play with the jordy/arber roommate thing a bit!!

5 paper thin walls [auston matthews/mitch marner]

agree/disagree? neutral

i liked the idea i had for it (4 times auston heard mitch through the walls + 1 time he joined him) and it was fun to write for the most part, but idk reading it now i'm not super proud of the way it was written ig, or i feel like i should've added more maybe

4 the secret truth off your numb lips [tim stutzle/brady tkachuk] ignore the title similarity to number 6 i named it without remembering and then just couldn't think of anything better

agree/disagree? neutral

this originally went down a different path and was going to be pretty angsty, but i changed the second half of it and while i do like how it turned out and i liked writing it etc etc part of me still wishes i had finished the angst part. but i did save the angst i'd written so i'll probably write a different fic around it

3 don't break the dam or you might drown in the current [tim stutzle/brady tkachuk]

agree/disagree

this fic. this 12k fic. this is one of my favourite fics i've written. it was very self indulgent and i 1000% projected onto brady so that in and of itself was therapeutic lol. but i'm also just really proud of how i wrote the emotions and how i conveyed everything. and how i was able to write so much!! it's the longest fic i've written to date

2 intoxicated [tim stutzle/brady tkachuk]

agree/disagree

hell yeah i love this fic. writing it was so much fun and i do go back and read it (bc if i don't want to read my own work then why bother writing it). it was just some dumb idea i had one night while trying to get to sleep and it turned into a crack/fluff piece that i enjoy a lot

1 je t'aime [thomas chabot/josh norris]

agree/disagree

okay this is also one of my favourite fics i've written. chabby and josh grabbed me by the throat and i just had to write something about them. i'm actually shocked and really happy that this is my top fic because i didn't think there'd be that many people who'd want to read about this rare pair! but i love it, and i am tempted to make a part 2 at some point!

tagging @saintknightcowboys and any other writers who'd like to do this!!

#tag game #fic talk

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