ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be a nervous young man

I was the swaggiest bitch on that train (ft. My mummy the baddest bitch in the whole damn world)

if they remaster bullets frank needs to be absolutely blasted the whole time for the sake of authenticity

temptation makes impatient impulses pump through married men....

MY MOM TURNED ON A SKIBIDI TOLIET VIDEO ON THE TV AND STARTED TALKING ABOUT HOW IT SYMBOLIZES THE RUSSIAN GOVERNMENT???

Hi!!

Hey!

Man, it feels so nice to be able to type and just move around in general without worrying about old man arthritis.

Pro tip guys don't overuse your ninpo for several years it kinda sucks ass

sometimes I forget that life is hard and not just a “set amount” of hard but different levels of complexity. and not talking about obvious tragedies such as war (which is of course something else entirely and devastating)

but I am in my own head so often I forget I am alive and there is sunshine and blue skies and music and games and animals who love unconditionally and there is rain and mud and broken fences and torn pages from books and there are chipped mugs but there is proof that life is everywhere and it isn’t all stuck up in my head

even without the fanciful thoughts and clichés of sunshine, flowers, rainbows and such, there is a life happening in front of me. I am so sad a lot of the time and struggle to function as a person due to many complicated reasons but tonight, I am me and I am going to treasure that

this is kibas boyfriend shino and this is their queer platonic girlfriend hinata and this is hinatas other queer platonic partner sasuke and this is sasukes girlfriend sakura and this is sakuras boyfriend naruto whos also sasukes boyfriend, and this is narutos other boyfriend gaara and also his queer platonic partner shikamaru and this is shikamarus wife temari and also his queer platonic partners ino and choji and

my stim playlist consists of cuphead rap and dan bull's boom boom boom boom. those are the two genders

the offbrand joy division brothers🤝

Certified emo post

its not patrick stumps fault u cant understand any fall out boy lyrics pete wentz is just more insane than any girl who actually kept a diary

you dare SPEAK of my fair maidens block titties?????

GUYS IT'S GERARD WAY'S BIRTHDAY SOON!!!!

How's life?

Pretty darn good bein’ alive. If I do say so myself I say so—

Mikey, if you start quoting copypastas at people I’m taking away the computer privileges.

Boo, whore.

Did you just quote Mean Girls at me you little shi—

oh to be a cat laying in the sun on the roof of a bakery…