the kids going after silver:
the grown ass adults going after silver:
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“average person has 3 karate rivals” factoid actually just statistical error. average person has 0 karate rivals. Daniel LaRusso, who is Just A Little (Punchable) Guy & adopts homoerotic karate rivals on the daily, is an outlier and should not have been counted
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I’VE WAITING SO LONG FOR JOHNNY TO SAY THIS
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John Kreese: Welcome to the Fuck Daniel LaRusso Club, where we all gather to say a collective fuck you to that Italian prick!
John Kreese: And now, some words from our newest members!
John Kreese: Gentlemen?
Johnny, Chozen, Terry, and Mike, looking around uncomfortably and sweating nervously: ...Uh...so, so we may have, um, misunderstood—
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