Silver Pixie #middleagedselfie #hipstagram #hipstamatic #madalenalens #blackeysxf #bwselfie #bw #nomakeup #shorthairdontcare

Humid much? It was damp and gross and warm and foggy here early this morning, and my hair told me so. #theviewfromhere #middleagedselfie #hair #frizz #humidity #summer

Time for a middle aged selfie! In your face "young people". #geriatricsmolder #middleagedselfie #ironicselfie #howdidigetsoold #sobbing

Mad Max: Salon Thunderdome. Way too early o' clock Saturday. 🕘🕤🕙 Waiting for my color to cook. I have been duly berated by my wonderful stylist for the massive delay between appointments to cover my 100% prematurely gray mess. But then he brought me strong black coffee, so all is well. 🍵🍵🍵 #theviewfromhere #salon #hair #dyejob #gray #bottleblonde #middleagedselfie

The devil girl will wear Prada (when she gets her new RX). I buy my frames on eBay and get my lenses at Sam's Club. I am 100% okie-dokie with being last season's bargain basement eyewear fashionista. And that's the only time you'll see me refer to myself as a fashionista, BTW. I wear men's sneakers to work, and throw on what is basically Garanimals for Fat Chicks. ;) #theviewfromhere #girlswithglasses #middleagedselfie #greenisthenewblack 🕶️

Haircut, laugh lines, frown lines, jowls but hey, new lip color for @girlsrocknc Rock Roulette 2 showcase March 11 at Motorco 😘 #thisis54 #middleagedselfie #bettymenace #drummer #girlsrocknc #rockroulette2017

No beard is the new beard. #ironicselfie #middleagedselfie #geriatricsmolder #eyebrowacting

I could stay out here forever. There is a beautiful, cool breeze turning my hair into a happy pile of frizz. There are big kites flying abive yhe trees and sailboats in the harbor. But the next conference session beckons... #theviewfromhere #sandiego #middleagedselfie (at Grand Hyatt San Diego)

I have just spent the morning at a mindnumbingly boring event. While I try to snap out of it over lunch, I need a laugh. In case you need one, too, here's what I looked like when I woke up this morning. Humidity + mousse + much head tossing at the Adam Ant gig the night before = this. Gaaaaaaaaah! 🤤🤤🤤 #thehorror #theviewfromhere #iwokeuplikethis #middleagedselfie #hairnightmare

Cruella de Dumbass needs to be more attentive to the white roots situation. After 30 years of my hair turning white, you'd think I'd be a little more on top of it. I'm slow (and clearly, easily distracted). ~~~ #theviewfromhere #middleagedselfie #hair

Mucho better. Mucho mucho. Never underestimate the uplifting power of a great cut and color! Now, I need more coffee. I understand I should be drinking more, coutesy of the scientific study du jour. ☕☕☕ #theviewfromhere #parkinglotselfie #middleagedselfie #salon #dyejob

HELPICANTGETUP pose {so I'll just smirk and take a selfie then perhaps roll over and crawl off the mat} 😁 #backonthemat #middleagedselfie #ouchhh