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Headcanon that instead of signing his threats Red Hood uses semicolons liberally (and correctly) because nobody up to their eyeballs in crime in his part of Gotham uses semicolons. ‘Don’t even try to run; I know all of your hideouts’ is a Certified Red Hood Threat. ‘I’m always watching; every minute every second’ is someone impersonating Red Hood.

#this results in a significant increase in the number of people who know how to use semicolons #because the criminals want to know if a message is from hood so they need to take it seriously #and the civilians need to know if an offer to help is genuine or a trick #the semicolon eventually becomes an unreliable way of telling real red hood messages from fake ones #because now everyone knows how to use a semicolon #meanwhile Jason rubs his hands together and gleefully mutters that it’s all going according to keikaku #and by keikaku he means his long term plan to increase literacy rates in crime alley #Red Hood #Jason Todd #DC #DCU #DC Red Hood #punctuation

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