Achilles on his way to relieve Hector of his head

// ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ʀᴇᴜᴘʟᴏᴀᴅ //

having such pervasive headcanons about Bucky's family that I now have fancasts of his parents and uncles and all his sisters and their offspring and grandchildren. brain. why. what is the point. what do I need this information for.

Grazie Ama, you have brought this Italian festival to new heights. Not only did you make it more popular again in but also outside of Italy. Without that and without Fiorello I probably would never have fallen in love with Italian and started learning it. Like I got randomly obsessed at the end of 2020 with Bugo & Morgan's Sincero so I decided to finally watch all of Sanremo in 2021 instead of just the final. And honestly the friendship and banter between Ama and Fiore made me fall in love with this crazy Italian festival (my crush on Fiore helped as well ngl) and made me want to understand and learn the language and since then I've found some friends who had the same experience so yeah a heartfelt grazie Ama for that.

It's going to be really weird to watch Sanremo without Amarello in the upcoming years

I may or may not be drawing Crocodile in a ruffled shirt because I,

I LOV E PIRATES OK?

I feel very strongly about scuffed jackboots, overly tight striped pants and ruffled shirts.

AND I FEEL LIKE I HAVE BEEN ROBBED OF THIS.

particularly because he's got like the best titties for it

I am OK

I promise

Edit: I DREW THE THING

Ur short, admit it, join the dark side

Absolutely not

IM TALL OKAY YOU'RE JURBMAF I'M TALLER TYAN YOU I AM BERY TALL GETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEAD I AM TALL IM SO VERY TALL

Don't BELIVE HER Y'ALL TAKE MY SIDE

*tosses down my essay about hraesvelgr and nidhogg being the two halves of emet selch's dragonsona due to the white/gold color scheme (hraes), brooding over their dead partner and people for generations (both), and killing people over and over but always leaving enough alive so they could do it again (nidhogg)* this is good stuff but we have overlooked the far more important fact that azdaja is hyth's dragonsona *slaps down second essay detailing self sacrifice and being stuck in zodiark jail/crater so hard the table breaks in half*

ok I have to do yard work today so who is fueling my Toji gardener fantasy

people need to be more comfortable expressing love and affection with friends

UNCLE NINA OUTFITS ATEEEE

Anonymous asked: UNCLE NINA UR SO PRETTY WAAAAH ;-;

aAAaAaAaaAAA!!!! thank you, my friends!!! i do my best with these brittle bones and my outsidely skin and sinues and things!!! i had to beat the fourty year old man alleGaytions, i am not a weird incel man, i am just a just a pathetic very kickable tv girl failure...which is worse.

the outfits are so much cooler than that too!!! like i have a purse made entirely out of capri sun packets, a crocheted strawberry hat (pls note there is an entire strawberry outfit), my favorite thing is to wear vintage slip dresses and stuff and incorporate them into my normal going out fits <33 i am literally criminally insane, but these hello kitty clog things just dropped AND THEY ARE 100 FUCKING DOLLARS WHY DO I WANT TO BUY THEM!!! UNCLE NINA UR TEACHER SALARY IS NOT GOING TO PAY FOR THOSE!!!

i look like miss frizzle if she were mentally ill & chaotically bisexual

DO WE SEE WHY BEAUTIFUL WOMEN MIGHT PICK ME UP ON THE STREET BY THE SCRUFF OF MY NECK LIKE WOW SO SHINY I LIKE UR WEIRD EYE MAKEUP AND STRANGRE OUTLANDISH CLOTHES BEFORE I START ACTIN A FOOL U GUYS????? skhdsks

like i am not scaring the hoes...The Hoes Scare Me!!!! women are so frightening like you are so fine, i do not know how to act, lmao.

I GOT AN ANON THAT COMPARED ME TO STAS LAST NIGHT AND IT WAS SOOOOOO FUCKING FUNNY THAT I STARTED CRYING! Stop! The! VIOLENCE! soo out of pocket! but also incredibly real. i'm all of stas' failed interactions with women and general dumbassery. i think there is a part where princess kylie where she is like "...and what Do you do around other women, marshwalker?" and stas is like "faff about and make a right mess of things" sahdlksahdakhsa REAL!!!!!

stas threatening to throw herself from the belltower and lie in the street whenever she fumbles a baddie is SOOOO ME!!! like when she said Alas Boys! I Am RUINED! Fetch Me The Ale I Wish To Drown My Endless Sorrows In It. *dramatic hand over eyes smh*

which okay, small tkak sidebar...i kind of want to actually write chapter one so if you want that...lmk lmaoooo. also if u have questions lmk x2. i would post it in the tag on the bwb account but people will Get Mad At Me if i start a fic and don't finish it again, also the mortifying ordeal of being known...like i could drop it under alias but...oof idk if i can take anyone else being mean to me abt my work. however...i do think the world deserves the tsot style yuri! fml

BUT YES THANK YOU!!! shipping style makes u beautiful please note! no, this really was very sweet and validating, flattery will get u absolutely everywhere with me...i have low self esteem. i try to radiate bebe stevens and kenny mcwhoremick, but i am a stan girl. OKAY, BACK TO THE WRITER GIRL MINES!!!! THANK U FRIENDS!

-uncle nina, who is secretly stas

I'm finally back into the way of kings and like.kaladin. Kaladin. Babe. My poor little meow meow. Sad boy times only. Prime Blorbo material. I would die for him.

What a shame bsanderson is such A Worldbuilding Guy and I'm very much more a character driven person where the world mostly exists to serve the narrative & themes bc like. Ho boy is this one dragging. The dalinar chapters SHOULD be smthn I enjoy! Sad old men! Guilt! Honour! Chivalric codes! The ever encroaching fear that you're losing your sanity! And yet. Mcdying.

Love shallan and jasnah. Absolutely fascianted by scholarly, philosophical and religious infighting and implications there. But Kaladin is THEE cosmere guy of all time. He's uprooted even my mistborn era 1 faves. Guilt complex chronically depressed sometimes suicidal enslaved soldier is actually meant to be a healer and a surgeon and he is kind. And good. He doesn't want to be a miracle but for his men he will be. But he also said fuck the lighteyes class oppression all my homies hate this shit. I stood ZERO chance of him not being my fave immediately

Speaking of elitist European fuckers' opinions of variants of Portuguese, I just remembered my highschool Portuguese teacher fucking STAPLED a little note to my test telling me that gerúndio should be avoided in formal settings cuz it's Brazilian Portuguese. The audacity. I wonder if I still have that around here somewhere.

okay but putting cal in a bomber jacket and covering up those forearms? travesty, actually.

You know only Tumblr would make me defend a nothing character like Dana cause it seems like people forgot that Miguel is also the reason their relationship went to shit

Like, are we gonna miss the part where Dana begged Miguel to talk to her but he just threw a plant at her

BY NO MEANS IS DANA PERFECT OR AM I EXCUSING THE SOME OF THINGS SHE DID

but you people fail to see how Miguel pushed her away and left her in the dark, she talked about how she could barely get a hold of him

I get it, hes doing Spiderman shit, he doesn't want her to get caught up in it, we all know the story

BUT like you gotta look at this from Dana's pov suddenly out of no where your fiancé just stop talking to you he can't get a hold of him no matter how hard you try and when you do hes not talking to you or telling you whats really going on and then when he you finally BEG him to tell you whats wrong he throws something at you AND HES STILL NOT TALKING TO YOU AND GOES OFF SOME WHERE WITH HIS EX

SO LIKE-?????

daley @bawnjourno tagged me to make my ultimate 20-song sparks setlist and here it is!!! also tagging @ron-do-i-get-to-sing-my-way @whompthatsucker1981 @dinkydiamond @kitclock @nocribdoll @eddie-rifff and anyone else who wants to do it!!

sangyeon's been hitting different this comeback, his looks? is it the hair?

anon......i too wanna know the reason as well (i thought pt3 wouldn't be as bad as pt1 and 2 but 🤡)

ough part of me wants to change my username. the goal of this blog is to not accumulate a following but to be a place where i can talk about whatever without a huge public audience (or whenever i feel too cockshamed to post on instagram stories). i dont think people will go out of their way to find my account especially since it's been a year since i deleted all socials and i'm completely irrelevant and forgtten but STILL.. sigh i'm worrying over nothing