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How To Take Care of Your To-Be Possessed Host: A Guide by Marcy Wu

Hello everyone, today I'm going to be giving you some tips on how to take care of a host that you are planning to possess! This is mainly targeted at eldritch Gods who want to conquer and/or destroy the world(s), but everyone could use these tricks and tip in my opinion.

Let's get started!

First, and foremost, (and this kinda depends on how you're going to get your host to co-operate with you) in case you stab your host in the process of trying to stop them from getting their friends home, make sure to keep the rejuvenation tank warm because your host will appreciate you for it and it will also make sure they don't end up with knee pain or make their chronic pain WORSE. Keep your dang tank warm.

Second of all, ibuprofen! Most host's best friend and especially if you had to take unconventional approaches to getting your host to BE the host, for example, the aforementioned stabbing, concussions etc. (Though I've heard you're also supposed to see a doctor for that).

Third, get a warm blanket! Even if it isn't that cold, something warm and fuzzy is sure to put both your host and yourself in the mood for some conquering!

Fourthly, if your host happens to be neurodivergent, and even if they're not, just in case, keep a bottle of Adderall on hand! If you're going to conquer the world, it'd be useful to make sure that your host doesn't keep spacing out! Or keep having intrusive thoughts about betrayal that may or may not have been committed along the way, that usually tends to mess with the focusing on conquering bit.

Last but not least! Make sure to have some treats, gotta keep up that seratonin up, ya know? Hot chocolate, ice cream, a few dozen mugs of coffee, the more variety the better!

That being said, if you guys have any other suggestions let me know ^^

Keep your hosts satisfied and healthy, and happy conquering!!

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