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“Yeah, horny jail.” Bonk.

“ Mi amor please. “ he smiled a little, “ I don’t get horny. “

@manenimittliv asked: “I don’t have anyone but you.“ for Sheogorath?

"Me? Is that sweet? No, that was the sweet roll that I had earlier."

It also could have been someone he buried in the court yard, but that was neither here nor there. Well, it was over by a wall and covered in a plant now, but that was not here nor there. At least for the moment.

"Do you really have only me? I mean, I could give you Haskill!!! He does need some time away from his duties. He also is dull," he says sharply. "He rarely entertains me and is always focused. So focused. I once turned him into a rabbit! Turned his papers into a cat! That was fun until I actually needed him."

"No matter," his hands clapped for a moment, almost as if to get himself back on task or... maybe not. "I can be all you need! Maybe you'll even replace him!" Obviously meaning Haskill. "Unless you'd rather be somewhere else. Do something else. Like fetch me some clowns or was it crowns? Crows? One of those things."

send in 📜 and I’ll use this incorrect quotes generator using your muse and my muse. // @manenimittliv for anna meme status: heavily accepting !!

// anna pls no just leave her behind she's not worth it i swear asjdksj

@manenimittliv said: TWO heart shaped boxes of chocolate for Valentine’s Day, because she thinks she’s funny.

It takes him a moment, just a beat, to realize why it is there's two boxes before him instead of just one. It should have been obvious, really, but he doesn't often get gifts, so it's not on his mind. He takes them, and he smiles. "Thank you." He pauses. "I...forgot to do anything." Read: He forgot entirely that today was anything to celebrate, and even if he had, he wouldn't know where to begin. "But you can have some, if you'd like."

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“You know I believe I’d make just a marvellous queen don’t you?” Giselle asked, though it was more an unquestioning declaration than a request for reassurance, “I have just the perfect figure for regal fashions, and I have the hair for it too. Not to mention being generally a superior fit for the job. After all, every kingdom doesn’t need just any Queen, it needs the perfect one”

Pedro saying he’s so glad to be taken seriously is a joke because he was on the very silly show Hot Ones

oh okay thanks for letting me know! it just sounded like it was aimed at all those people making him call himself daddy all the time + pedro's eyes look a bit sad on the gifs 🥺

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Stunned, a hand raised to touch her lips which still burned from theirs. “Thank you?”

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🧑‍🦰 - Have they ever dyed their hair? Ever cut it themself?

Sterber has cut and dyed his hair a few times by himself, though he prefers to go to to his usual hair stylist. Sterber even has a few wigs by they're mostly for acting and cosplay purposes!

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Anna vc: :3c

“ I --- I am only having the purest of thoughts I swear. “

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Anna slid her arms around Bruno and gave him a gentle kiss. “Joyeux anniversaire, mon amour,” she told him softly. “Just a few more hours and then we’ll leave.”

when she slid her arms around him there was a slight bit of panic that fueled his body. he stiffened. his heart in his throat as if he was caught doing something he didn’t want anyone seeing. the kiss she gave him. the nice gentle one didn’t help his mind that was racing with many different scenarios and the glow from yesterday hasn’t faded yet today. honestly he didn’t know what she said in the other language and he didn’t know how to tell her he didn’t think she’d want to be around him today.

not with how he was feeling or acting as if he was on the verge on a mental break down and despite him saying he wanted to spend time with his family he managed to avoid everyone so far besides Luisa. 

“ yeah. “ he said softly, his eyes moving off of her as he rubbed his palms on his loose shirt. he hadn’t put on his ruana today. his body felt too hot for that, hence why he opted for a loose baggy shirt to hide his form then his three sizes too big comfort item. “ a... a few more hours. “

I want to see Leo in the situation of being kissed a lot by his wife ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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me too tf

@manenimittliv​ liked this for a starter.

& * ❝ look i really am sorry for aimin’ at ya’, but ya’ scared the wits outta me!  don’t ya’ know not to sneak up on someone like that? ❞ she lowered her pistol, slipping the weapon back into it’s rightful place in her holster. if she hadn’t been so jumpy due to the sudden influx of settlement attacks her reaction likely would’ve been much more pleasant... and maybe she shouldn’t have blamed that on a possible future settler. 

❝ say, ya’ don’t look like the usual type that comes stumblin’ in for help. ain’t lost are ya’ darlin’? ❞ to river, they looked like they belonged in one of the bigger cities. they just had that air to them, but she wasn’t one to turn anyone away just because of that. it was merely her curisoity outweighing her will to silence it.

@manenimittliv said: ❝ sorry. i’m a little accident - prone. ❞

↣ CLUE (1985)

If she was accident-prone, and he was a trouble-magnet, then that probably meant that nothing around the two of them together could be good. But that didn't mean that the two of them couldn't have their fun, did it? Maybe it did.

"Then you might want to be careful around me. I'm not really known as someone that small accidents happen to."

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“Well, we didn’t have teachers where I’m from--not unless you count the owls which are just as wise as people say--but I think it must be a wonderful thing to do,” Giselle smiled through her words, “To show children the world and teach them new discoveries, showing them all the wonders and explaining things that can be confusing; You must be so happy, waking up every day to do it all over again”

American high schools have literal cops who work in them

This makes sense considering how dangerous it is to go to school in the US but it's super wild that a fucking cop is needed at school bc one of the students might come with a gun. I don't think I've ever even interacted with any cop in my whole life tbh (while they were at work I mean, I probably have when they were after work at some store or something).

This is honestly so sad that some countries need to hire cops at schools.