#malewife swag competition
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round 1: The Sniper (Team Fortress 2) vs wild card Kyoya Ootori (Ouran High School Host Club)
The Sniper (Team Fortress 2): mansplain, malewife, "he is such a malewife it's unreal oh my gooooooooood. he has to keep telling his dad he's not a crazed gunman<3. anyways he is wife material i think"
Kyoya Ootori (Ouran High School Host Club): WILD CARD! manipulate, mansplain, no submission notes given
#round 1#malewife swag competition#the sniper#team fortress 2#kyoya ootori#ouran high school host club#poll bracket#tournament poll
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TOURNAMENT² LINEUP(so far)
(aka Hand Over The Blorbos, Now[or when you finish ig])
the tournament will start MAY 9 to let as many polls finish as posible!!
1. @cinnamon-roll-competition - kirby
2. @2023himbotournament - Kronk
3.@blorbopoll - WINNER PENDING
4. @worstcharacterpoll - Ross Geller
5. @hellsite-hungergames - Perry the platypus
6. @minecraftmobtournament - Enderman
7. Tumblr sexyrematch(@sexymanotd) - cecil palmer
8. @siblingtournament - Dipper and Mabel Pines
24. @ultimate-poll-tournament
9. @ultimatepinkgirl - miss piggy
10. @aminoacid-swag-tournament - Tryptophan
11. @manicpixiedreamgirltournament - WINNER PENDING
12. @autismswagsummit - Mob Kayegama
13. @nonbiney-swag-competition - Gonzo
14. @2023vampiretournament - WINNER PENDING
15. @asexual-swag-competition - Jessica Rabbit
16. @fictional-malewife-tournament - WINNER PENDING
17. @fictionalpresidentelection - Betty Boop
18. @2023-yaoi-off - Kim Dokja x Yoo Joonghyuk
20. @tentacletournament - The Rot
19. @best-green-character - Toph Beifong
21. @protagonistpolling - WINNER PENDING
22. @clown-poll - WINNER PENDING
23. @mushroom-showdown - Dewdrop Bonnet
25. @i-need-to-fuck-that-old-man - Din Djarin
26. @the-animated-hero-tournament - BLOG DOES NOT EXIST, WINNER DOES NOT EXIST
27. @baldguy-fight - Megamind
28. @babygirl-beatdown - WINNER PENDING
29. Wizard tournament (@wizardwithglitter) - Wizard Animal
30. @squimbusfrommypolls - Zonic the Zone Cop
31. @lovecore-swag-showdown - crying cats edits
32. @youngersiblingstournament - WINNER PENDING
33. @greenguysummit - WINNER PENDING
34. @tobyfoxsongtournament - WINNER PENDING
35. @tboyswagcompetition - Sonic the hedgehog
36. @the-trope-bracket - Found Family
37. @thief-throwdown - Team Rocket
38. @into-the-mikuverse - WINNER PENDING
39. @boomerbracket - uncle iroh
40. @blackandpinkbracket - Anthy Himemiya and Utena Tenjo
41. @foundfamilyarena - WINNER PENDING
42. @failgirl-royale - WINNER PENDING
43. @mad-scientist-showdown - Team bubblemindshmirtz(Princess bubblegum, megamind and doofenshmirtz)
44. @may-the-best-penguin-win - Adelie
45. @girlbosswar - Cancelled
46. @fashiondisastertournament - Teruki Hanazawa
47. @whaleswagbracket - Blue Whale
48. @ultimatepokemontournament - NEED TO SWAP
49. @bestfictionaldivorce - WINNER PENDING
50. @white-boy-bracket - WINNER PENDING
I can only add 50 @, so I'll add the rest in another post later(there will be 64 in total)
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Welcome to the ultimate tragic couples showdown! This is a competition with the goal of determining the best tragic couple in fiction. Hosted by @perilouspelicans
RULES FOR SUBMISSION:
• Must end in tragedy, or at the very least, ambiguity
• No real people
• No mcyt
• Couples do not have to be canon
• Any amount of people is fine! Poly couples are more than welcome
• No MCU, but comic or non MCU depictions of marvel characters are fine
• Yoohankim from ORV and Jonmartin from TMA will automatically be included. Orpheus/Eurydice will also be automatically included, but please feel free to submit specific depictions of them
Bracket will likely be 32 people, unless otherwise stated
Submit here:
Inspired by the lovely blogs such as @powerpolyculeshowdown, @it-its-swag, @baldguy-fight, @catgendershowdown, @autismswagsummit, @disability-swag-summit, @aroaceswagcompetition, @qpr-competition, @nonbiney-swag-competition, @i-need-to-fuck-that-old-man, @fictional-malewife-tournament, @creaturething-bracket, @ultimate-yellow-bracket, @lesboyswagcompetition, @purpleandyellowshowdown and @redandbluebracket! :)
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Welcome, one and all, to the very probably third or fourth ever betrayal bracket!
What is this bracket for, you ask? Simple! We're collecting all of the top 10 32? 48? 64? anime anything betrayals, and then pitting them against each other!
All of your favorites. All of your least favorites. Love that guy? Send them in. Hate their guts? Great! Send them in anyways!
However, before we get started, of course, we have to cover:
What counts as a betrayal?
A betrayal is, roughly speaking, any time a character acts against another character they claim to be allied with. A betrayal must be willful and conscious to count- if a character is under effects of mind control, being possessed, etc, they are not betraying anyone they act against. However, characters who have been manipulated into acting against their close ones do, for the sake of this bracket, still count- It is still them acting against their friends.
A character needn't be a villain to betray someone! If a hero or a protagonist infiltrates a villain group, pretends to be one of them, and takes them down from the inside, that is still a betrayal. Heroes can betray villains, villains can betray heroes, villains can betray villains, and heroes can betray heroes. Nothing is off the table here.
Except, of course, for things that are off the table.
So what is off the table, then?
Any real people. This means the guy who scammed you on Animal Jam, the guy who said they would trim your armor on Runescape, any and all politicians, so on and so forth.
1a. If they're funny, I might consider it. What's funny? What's not funny? We'll see. As an example, though, I might be inclined to include, say, Brutus, of stabbing Caesar fame.
2. Spamming submissions. Just... don't. If you do, I'll steal your porch, ㅤokay?
3. Please, please, PLEASE when you're submitting someone, explain ㅤhow they have betrayed their allies. I live under a rock, so I most ㅤ ㅤlikely don't know. Yes, even that one. Yes, even the obvious ones. ㅤYes, even ones that are in my header. Thank you!
4. That's it! I might limit submissions from a single source if one ㅤㅤ ㅤsource has too many submissions, but for now I simply want to see ㅤwhat we can get!
How will the matchups be determined?
Great question! Matchups will be seeded by the amount of submissions each character gets. The characters with the most submissions will be pitted against those with the least submissions during round 1. This means that the first few rounds will largely be landslide victories, and not very suspenseful. However, it wouldn't be nearly as fun if Reigen vs Sans had been the first poll of the sexyman bracket, would it? We want the real competitions to come later, that's where all the suspense comes in handy!
Wow! What a fun bracket! How can I submit someone!
You can't!
Submissions are now closed. Thank you
Did anyone inspire this bracket?
Oh, absolutely! Our inspirations will be shown under the cut!
@time-traveler-tourney @mad-scientist-showdown @ultimatepinkboy @epicdivorcemantournament @they-are-so-gender @sleepsmackdown @affablyevilshowdown @yellowcharactershowdown @tricksterswagtournament @he-would-not-fucking-say-that @orangecharactersmackdown @autismswagsummit @evilfoundfamilytournament @tournament-winners-tournament @best-support-character @dragon-tournament @babygirl-beatdown @fictional-malewife-tournament @haterbracket@ultimate-tragic-couples-showdown @frogsbrackets @ultimate-rat-bracket @plural-swag-competition @pink-character-tournament @best-train-conductor-competition @servescuntcompetition @artificialkids-2k23-official @battleofthebandstournament @ponysongbracket @bestfictionaldivorce @stachebracket
(We have a lot of inspirations, hope that's alright!
#tumblr bracket#tumblr poll#tumblr tournament#betrayal#betrayal bracket#betrayal tournament#tournaments#tournament#brackets#bracket#info
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THE MOST COMPETITION COMPETITION SHOWDOWN TOURNAMENT!!!!!
(3/1/23)
@meangirlsshowdown VS @hellsite-hungergames
@fight-vanilla-extract VS @gotalittletoosilly
@noncanongayestbitchestournament VS @qpr-competition
@alloacefolkscompetition VS @system-bracket
@divorcewars VS @themostpatheticlittleguy
@longestanimebracket VS @isthatyouhatsunemiku
@epicdivorcemantournament VS @sanriocharacterstournament
@mushroom-showdown VS @best-fictional-cat
@autismswagsummit VS @angerissuescompeticion
(3/3/23)
@traum-o-rama VS @space-battle-royal
@worstcharacterpoll VS @animalcrossingboxingmatch
@aroaceswagcompetition VS @the-malewife-ever
@eggcrackerbracket VS @transfemswagbracket
@powerpolyculeshowdown VS @sopping-wet-beasts-competition
@musicotd VS @mad-scientist-showdown
@theshipwars VS @l33t-hax0r-tournament
@bible-hunger-games VS @asexual-swag-competition
@minecraftmobtournament VS @boomerbracket
@pathetic-babygirl-showdown VS @stachebracket
(edited 3/2/23 to omit people who haven't confirmed :( if you wanna be added dm me!)
(3/5/23)
@mcytblrsexymen VS @flagwars
@nicejewishcharactershowdown VS @best-toh-charater-tournament
@tragicsibsshowdown VS @battle-of-the-watchers
@sapphicmilfcontest VS @chuunibyou-showdown
@i-need-to-fuck-that-old-man VS @clash-of-the-wizards
@cottagecorelesbianbattle VS @magnificent-mlm-matchup
@tanakhsexyman VS @ultimatetumblurinatraumatisedkid
@catgirlgames VS @physicallydisabledswagtournament
@best-appliance-tournament VS @ocd-swag-tournament
@fashiondisastertournament VS @most-stylish-competition
@besttship
SORRY IF YOU WANTED SOMEONE AND THEY DIDN'T GET IN. go check @ultimate-poll-tournament for some different picks
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hello and welcome to…
THE DAD BRACKET
the bracket where YOU, the tumblr dot com masses, get to decide your FAVORITE DAD.
Da Rulez 📖
FICTIONAL DADS ONLY!!! don’t be weird.
cis men, trans men, and masc nb folks all qualify as a dad! i’m all for gender anarchy, but i need to bottleneck the number of submissions somehow. (i’m a brainweird senior in college i am busy and my brain is very fickle. you know how it is)
no bad dads please!!! i don’t wanna see any canonically shitty dudes on this list.
before submitting, click HERE to see who’s been submitted already. i’ll be including as many as i can, with an even number; who gets in won’t be based on number of submissions because i want to keep the size of the spreadsheet manageable. also, feel free to check the FAQ!
shoutout to @battle-of-the-dads and @single-father-swag-competition for being fellow Dad Tournaments. inspirations under the cut!
SUBMIT YOUR DADS HERE, and may the best dad win!!!!
the inspirations:
@ultimate-fnaf-showdown @ut-side-character-showdown @ultimate-rat-bracket @neurodivergentswagsummit @malewife-swag-competition @swaglesscompetition @soppingwetbeastoff @foundfamilyarena @plural-swag-competition @ultimatefnaf-favoritecompetition @best-fnaf-character @girlbosswar @bestcharacterwithfirepowers @rabbitswag-competition @redandgreenpoll @fuckablerobotbracket (run by one of my besties) @creature-competition @letsgetreadytotumble @nonbiney-swag-competition @character-of-all-time @pinknredbracket @bestfnafcharacter
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current submitted blogs:
- ? is for when a url looks like it should work but doesn't
- ! is for when the polls haven't started yet (in need of submissions)
- ^ is for when the polls are over
@space-battle-royal
@autismswagsummit
@mad-scientist-showdown
@greekmythssexywoman !
@bible-hunger-games
@the-eras-bracket
@aroaceswagcompetition
@emojitournament
@minecraftmobtournament
@transfemswagbracket ^
@minecraftmobpoll ?
@mcytblrsexymen ^
@gaybadguystournament
@dissociationswagcompetition
Tumblr sexyman poll
@ultimatepokemontournament
@magnificent-mlm-matchup
@creature-competition
@longestanimebracket
@ultimate-poll-tournament (HEY THAT'S ME)
@physicallydisabledswagtournament !
@minorcharactertournament
@competition-list (not a tournament but 10/10)
@sexymanotd
@transgenderswagcompetition
@catgirlgames
@lovecore-swag-showdown
@2023himbotournament
@tma-statement-faceoff maybe a !
@ultimateshowdownpoll
@hellsite-hungergames
@fictional-malewife-tournament !
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Who's the Evilest Cinnamon Roll of All?
Submit and vote for characters that you thought you can trust who then proceeded to stab someone in the back. It's like the meme, I'm looking for characters that look like a cinnamon roll but would actually kill. Blorbos where an innocent person would look at them and be like "aww they look harmless" but you know better. You know that blorbo is practically a war criminal.
Examples:
Kyuubey from Madoka Magica (pfp)
Monika from Doki Doki Literature Club
Rules! (may be edited in the future)
no real people (duh)
don't spam the submissions
- submit as many characters as you want, but don't submit the same one over and over again
no hate or harassment
don't submit someone that looks like they would kill, I want that dissonance between their first impression and their actions. Give me whiplash as you describe what atrocities these lil guys have committed.
Submissions are open until I feel like there is enough for a full bracket.
Link: https://forms.gle/wwxzQX4onbWdQzqx5
inspired by competitions such as @girlbosswar @thesaddestgaycompetition @delinquentbrawl @2023himbotournament @redandbluebracket @boomerbracket @ultimatepinkgirl @askeletonwar @fictional-malewife-tournament @problemgirlbracket @bestfictionaldivorce @theshipwars @catpeople-tournament-2023 @ultimatewitchcompetition @asexual-swag-competition @weirdgirlshowdown @transgenderswagcompetition @bisexual-monarch-tournament @lesbianswagcompetition @adhdswagcompetition
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hellooo
this is a tournament for all vocaloids
rules:
• must be vocaloid
• Utau is allowed
thats it! submissions close whenever i want them to
[ all the main vocaloids - miku, rin, len, meiko, kaito, luka, gumi- will automatically be in the tournament ]
[ other tournaments: @videogamedogbracket @transgenderswagcompetition @top-fictional-unhinged-women @best-t4t-couple @best-bot-tournament-2023 @best-fictional-mom-tournament @best-bfdi-blorbo @best-kirby-character-tournament @fictional-malewife-tournament @adhdswagcompetition @adhd-swag-competition @adhdvsautismbracket ]
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WELCOME TO THE BADASS BITCH POLLS!
this is a showdown of all your favourite "step-on-me-monarch" characters, since apparently the internet (and me) can't stop simping for people who could kill them in an instant...
SUBMISSIONS ARE CLOSED!!!
submission rules:
- please only submit up to two characters. i am only one human bean and spam nominations will make me overwhelmed. and you don't want that on your conscience, do you?
- nobody real!!! but real people playing 'characters' of themselves are allowed, as long as the character is nominated not the person (why hello there minecraft youtube enjoyers)
- any gender is allowed!
- there is a limit of two characters per media.
some example badass bitches for your inspiration and enjoyment:
- undyne (undertale)
- catra (she-ra)
- sweetheart (omori)
- urbosa (zelda botw)
^^ SUBMIT HERE ^^
have fun, and may the most badass bitch win!
inspired by: @bisexual-monarch-tournament @autismswagsummit @adhdswagcompetition @mcytblrsexymen @mcytblrcringefail @fictional-malewife-tournament @nonbiney-swag-competition @theultimatefunnymanshowdown @lesbianswagcompetition
#badass bitch polls#badass bitch#undyne#undyne undertale#undertale#catra#catra shera#she ra#sweetheart#omori sweetheart#omori#omor#urbosa#botw urbosa#botw#tumblr polls#i have literally zero time to do this#but im doing it anyways#cause it's fun#i need to touch grass#gaslight gatekeep girlboss#AAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Character Submissions!
You can submit your characters here! I know I keep saying this but please put characters who use PERSCRIPTION GLASSES not shades or as acsesseries shows with actors are also invited to particapate. Don't submit the actor but the character they are playing. I will update you on the characters that will be particapting once i get enough submissions!
Huge thanks to
@theultimatefunnymanshowdown
@autismswagsummit
@transcringecompetition
@t4tswagcompetition
@tragicsibsshowdown
@celestial-duo-summit-2023
@creature-competition
@swaglesscompetition
@malewife-swag-competition
They are huge inspiration. Check them out!!
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Welcome to the official best malewife competition!
inspired by the other Official Tumblr Competition polls, such as my favourites are @autismswagsummit, @nonbiney-swag-competition, @swaglesscompetition, @gotalittletoosilly, and @adhdswagcompetition :))
this is gonna be a bracket poll competition deciding who the ultimate malewife is, but this beloved label has many cultural definitions - for the purpose of this competition, I invite you to submit anyone who simply has malewife energy. my personal exemplar is hannibal from nbc hannibal - he committed MANY crimes and yet he is still sweet, suave, an excellent cook and most importantly, slay. there are bonus points available if your malewife of choice manages to tick off the trifecta:
manipulate
mansplain
AND
malewife
RULES
no real people - use your thoughts to work out whether this applies - I know nothing about anything like mcyt, if the irl creator has expressed that they're ok with their character being used for stuff like this, go ahead, but characters only, not the creators
pls don't rig the poll!! i really want this mansplaining manipulating malewife to win fairly
a malewife does not necessarily have to be male - non binary malewifes are of course welcome, and i am going to cautiously say that if you feel your character's malewife energy transcends the barriers of gender, you can submit feminine characters
multiple submissions are welcome!!
characters will be selected by number of votes, and i will be holding a couple polls for characters with few submissions but my favourite justifications, so that there's hope for the niche characters and it's a bit more fun!!
submissions are here, have fun guys!!
#swag competition#malewife#blorbo from my shows#mainpulate mansplain malewife#malewife swag competition#pls put submissions guys im so excited
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round 1: Macbeth (Macbeth) vs Hero (Omori)
Macbeth (Macbeth): manipulate, mansplain, malewife, "he has about 4 existential crises and lets his gaslight gatekeep girlboss wife do all the work so. no clue whether he fits the trifecta but i think so????"
Hero (Omori): mansplain, malewife, "he cooks, he gives malewife energy, and his gf (ex because she’s dead) is a girlboss" "his man is (was) absolutely WHIPPED for his gf. he can cook. she flustered the hell out of him regularly. her death fucked him up so bad that he went to med school. mansplains the most random shit. specifically described as charming. whacks enemies over the head with a spatula like a doofus. also bottom energy"
i went INSANE when i saw macbeth had been submitted to this. absolutely crazy and i love it, op you are so right (i love this lil omori guy too tho, dw guys no favoritism here)
#round 1#poll bracket#tournament poll#malewife#malewife swag competition#macbeth#shakespeare#hero#hero omori#omori
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round 1: WILD CARD Howl Pendragon (Howl's Moving Castle) vs Phillip J Fry (Futurama)
Howl Pendragon (Howl's Moving Castle): WILD CARD manipulate, mansplain. No submission notes given
Phillip J Fry (Futurama): malewife, "he's the sweetest little boyfriend ever. leela is his girlhusband"
#malewife swag competition#round 1#howl pendragon#howls moving castle#phillip fry#phillip j fry#futurama#swag competition#poll bracket#character bracket#mainpulate mansplain malewife
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round 1: Richard Gansey III (the Raven Cycle) vs Weyoun (Star Trek Deep Space 9)
Richard Gansey III (the Raven Cycle): mansplain, malewife, "Says “this is why I didn’t want to have a baby with you” when his boy best friend’s newly adopted raven is misbehaving. And other things but this sums up the energy"
Weyoun (Star Trek Deep Space 9): manipulate, mansplain, malewife, "He acts like a malewife for his diplomacy job and he has a wife like role with his coworkers so much that the actor who plays damar said that damar and weyoun are like the bickersons which is a famous married couple from tv"
#round 1#poll bracket#tournament poll#malewife#malewife swag competition#richard gansey iii#gansey#richard gansey#the raven cycle#the raven boys#weyoun#star trek deep space nine#star trek ds9
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round 1: Gomez Addams (the Addams Family) vs Bob Belcher (Bob's Burgers)
Gomez Addams (Addams Family), malewife, no submission notes given
Bob Belcher (Bob's Burgers), malewife, no submission notes given
#round 1#tournament poll#poll bracket#gomez addams#the addams family#bob belcher#bobs burgers#malewife swag competition#malewife
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Last Seen Blogs
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acfromny-blog
Squaring The Circle
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ALPHABAT SPAIN
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