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cilil · 6 months

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As a fire spirit, Mairon can probably forge completely naked if he wants to and now I'm thinking this might be how he baited both Melkor into becoming his sugar daddy and Celebrimbor into joining his little ring forging hobby project

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cilil · 1 year

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Mairon loves to paint his nails golden, but since he's a smith, a fire spirit and not boring like incarnates with flammable bodies, he uses actual molten gold. because gold is a soft and malleable metal, he also likes to do a nice stainless steel base coat for extra scratch power and combine the gold with metals like copper, nickel, zinc and, of course, silver for more strength and durability

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cilil · 1 year

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Aulë: You want to forge with these nails??? Mairon: (holds up his hand, displaying his long, golden, claw-like nails) These ARE forged, Aulë

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cilil · 1 year

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Tulkas: Huh. You're stronger than you look.

Mairon: Thanks. I do weightlifting occasionally.

Tulkas: (eyes narrowing suspiciously) But you never come train with us.

Mairon: I'll show you. (whistles)

[Melkor comes running and jumps into his arms]

Mairon: (lifts him above his head) There.

Melkor: ☺️

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