UPDATE: made it into a movie poster HAHA

Sugar, Spice, and Purgatory!

ANSWERED “I did not know that war was like this.“ @infernalrampage​

         WAR sounds like far too heavy a word on thirteen-year-old ears. He sinks beneath the weight of it, shoulders bunching up around his ears and knees knocking together as he tugs his bent legs against his chest. “I don’t think we’re supposed to know what war feels like...” He mutters, the words half lost against the curve of a skinned knee. “I don’t think anyone should know what this feels like.” He tries to picture war in his head. The explosions, the gunfire, people charging at each other across an open field like you see in paintings and photographs in their history books or on movie screens. 

       Whatever they’re doing now doesn’t look like war, not the way he’s been exposed to it, but he thinks maybe it’s the same. Just as horrible. Just as terrifying. Yet, what different is it from everything else they’ve felt in Derry? War doesn’t feel any heavier than the weight of his mother’s hand on his shoulders, pressed on nails digging into the starched cotton of his shirt. Being scared of the clown doesn’t feel any different than being scared of Bowers or literally any of the other million things Eddie has been conditioned to fear his entire life. 

      Silently, almost shy, he reaches over to take her hand. Letting her ground him and hoping that he offers something of the same for her. “War’s not so scary with friends...I think...” 

Hello, this may be a specific one and i hope that's alright for you, i apologies if it's not; but can you write headcanons for the Main3 (Felix, Sage and Anisa) with an MC who is not a native english speaker but speaks it fluently please ?

So they have a rather heavy accent (something like a french accent) and sometimes it can be hard to understand them when they pronounce certain words or even insert words of their native language when they forget how to say it in english, so it goes something like:

"have you seen ze.. how to say ? ...Le tome magique ? You know, ze book i waz readeeng earliair ?"

(also like to insult anyone that annoys them in their mother tongue, so Rime or Escell the person don't understand them but know it's probably an insult or something lol)

Thank you !

Hehe funny props to you for that anon this is a really creative one. Good job.

GN!Reader, Colored Bullet Rule (Felix, Anisa, Sage), I'm learning German so I'm gonna use a German accent

I just think it's even funnier if Astraea does not have any accent similar so every single time you speak everyone around you is like 'what the actual fuck are you saying'

You come into the dining hall "I haf been practicingkt zis damn spell fur ze last two hours-" "MC are you doing an incantation right now?" "Vhat? No, uff kourse nicht-" "It doesn't sound like any spell I've ever heard." "Did I nicht chust say zat I'm nicht-" "Should we be ducking for cover or something?" "Fick dich (fuck you)"

German curse words!

Felix is micromanaging your spellcasting and you look back at him and go 'Erbsenzähler' (aka someone who obsesses over tiny details, literal translation is 'pea counter') (affectionate) and he's just like ??? Huh????

Anisa is being woefully dismissive of Orion's shady acts and trying to defend her and whatever and you're a little frustrated with her and you go 'Anisa, schlatz ('gem'), you must schtop beingkt a gehirnverweigerer ('brain denier') (affectionate) about zis' and y'know what? She is so distracted trying to figure out what word you just used that now you guys aren't even talking about Orion. You're talking about your language.

Okay chapter 1 where Sage is being a flirty idiot in the tower instead of being like 'no wonder you have that reputation' you just mutter 'lustmolch' (someone who is sex-crazed, literal translation is 'pleasure newt') (affectionate) and he just kinda rolls with it because I think he gets called foreign cuss words a lot when he flirts with people so. Par for the course.

You could also call Sage a Schluckspecht (someone who hits the bottle too often, literal translation is 'guzzling woodpecker') but platonic and he'd agree.

You and Felix are just hanging out and being cute and Escell kinda scoffs and you look over at him and snap 'Stinkstiefel' (grouchy person, aka a 'smelly boot') (derogatory) and he's not really sure how to respond. Felix doesn't know what it means either but he's been around you enough to know it's an insult so he snickers.

You burst into the study where everyone is hanging out 'Vhat iss ze vort for... um... zat ein zingkt mitt ze kolors? Der kuchen?' "Come again, dear?" 'It iss a dessert. A, a pastry I zink? It iss ze ein you always haf fur parties.' "A pastry for parties?" 'Da.' "Cookies?" "Do cookies count as a pastry?" "Well they're from the bakery." "Not everything out of the bakery is a pastry." "What? That's the point of a bakery what are you talking about?" "There's different things. Some bakeries sell sandwiches." "Felix why in the seven hells would we be talking about sandwiches-" "It's a common bakery item!" "No it fucking isn't!" 'It's nicht a sentwich, it's-' "No a cookie is a pastry." "What?" "A cookie is a pastry. Sage is correct. For once." "For o- fuck you!" '... None uff you are beingkt helpful.'

You were trying to find the word 'cake' because it's Stella's birthday and you want to make her a little salmon cake but ultimately you just give her some smooches while the Starsworn continue arguing about whether a sandwich should count as a pastry or not because hey it has bread.

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Bloodhounds is great so far! 3 eps in the characterisation is good. Relationship dynamics are very enjoyable. The cutsy false sense of security before the violence is a rollercoaster. It's a very manageable 8 eps. But most importantly, if there isn't Poly fanfic of the main3 I will be SHOCKED 😋

main3

15/10/2022

Game is still breaking due to easelJS, but I’ve taken the pieces I’m sure about and added them into main2 and main3

How to setup apache server for React route?

I have my react app running great on my local dev server but it did not work when I dump my production ready files straight into Apache's htdocs directory:

Here is what I have:

/var/www/index.html/var/www/bundle.js

and I have

DocumentRoot /var/www

in /etc/apache2/sites-available/000-default.conf

The fact is that 1). when I access http://...com/ that routed me to Login page 2). After I clicked a link

<Link to="main"><button>Log In</button></Link>

the content in the browser location field become:

http://...com/main

3). Now if I reload this url (http://...com/main), I got

The requested URL /main was not found on this server

My rounting in React:

<Router history={browserHistory }> <Route path="/" component={TopContainer}> <IndexRoute component={Login} /> <Route path='main' component={MainContainer} /> </Route></Router>

What else I am missing in the apache configuration?

thanks

https://codehunter.cc/a/reactjs/how-to-setup-apache-server-for-react-route

https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSR5THw2K/

This will be a horrible backstory for the opposite au's main 3, but it just awkwardly fits

Morgan: Opposite!Vera

3 children: Opposite!Main3

Yep, that really fits

(Would explain why Op!VG is a jerk and the other 2 are cowardly)

chibehs chibehs chibehs

the orb has escaped containment

ah yes, "dad just went to get milk", "child actress" and "my parents never said they were proud of me"

Imagine Sanford, Deimos and Hank kinda stumble across a kid and are like "???? What??" at first. Then the kid starts following them. But here's the twist: The kid is absolutely fucking feral (And sometimes a little shit). Off the walls, totally wild. The whole reason they were alive in the middle of all the insanity was because of their raw murderous potential. The kid starts ripping the heads (literally) off of any and every enemy they come across, then looking back at the gang with big ol' eyes like "Did I do good?" They do not have the slightest idea of what the hell is even going on, all they know is that they must kill. Give them a weapon and sit back to watch the bloodshed. The gang thought they were going to get in the way when they first started following them, but oh boy were they wrong. So, they let them tag along. But then the kid ends up a bit in over their head, and overall not having a good time (aka literally fucking dying). Then the 3 (dads) are like "OH SHIT" and and go in there to kick some ass. Then when it's over, they all look at eachother in silence like "Oh crap I think we just adopted a stray child". (Also bonus idea: Feral child hangs out with Tricky while the 3 are doing stuff. Ultimate feral destruction.)

OH YEAH THIS HAS POTENTIAL

VERY GOOD POTENTIAL I LOVE IT

Bonus points if:

Hank actually appreciates ((whoa...)) feral gremlin as a fighter and they fight side by side and help each other out

2B taps into his father figure mode 120% for feral gremlin

Tricky has big brother energy with feral gremlin

Sanford and Deimos fight over the child

"Sanford, 2B says it's my turn with the C H I L D"

ൠ Kenny, Stan and Kyle

ok so kenny has this hole. “ronnie what the fuck does that mean” let me finish. he found this weird unfinished underground thing, something between cave and man made, in the woods. he doesn’t know what it is or where it came from and frankly doesn’t care, bc when he found it he immediately said “my city now!” and after fixing it up into a space he put a bunch of shit down there and then he sat down at lunch with stan and kyle and said “do you guys want to come to my hole?” with 0 context so of course they said no we do not want to come to your hole but they went anyway because what the fuck does that mean? n now they have the Hole and it’d probably be better to call it a clubhouse or something but kyle said that made it sound like they were five and they argued about it for a long time because kyle had to be right so it stayed The Hole. and they all hang out there, and sometimes one goes by himself or two go by themselves n sometimes they go together & talk abt serious shit or sometimes they just smoke weed. once kyle went alone to cry because sometimes you just gotta and stan and kenny were already there and the moment stuck with them all because he just thought “well now i wont cry.” but he did and they were ready to comfort him and shit like that day happens a lot. The Hole is a safe space and it stays that way so long as they live

ANSWERED ASK:  “ Well, I don’t know about you guys, but I don’t need my powers to fill this rig full of bodies. ” - @deanmcn

      Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit. Run. Run faster. The sound of heavy booted feet and the loud jeering of Bowers and his crew might as well have been wolves snapping at his heels. The burn of his lungs making his eyes water and the fear that any second now his asthma is going to close his throat is all too real. Especially when they inevitably do catch him. Rough hands yanking him clean off his feet and half dragging him into the shadows. “L-Let me go!” He’s kicking, clawing at anything he can reach. 

       He hates feeling small. Hates the way tears sting at the corner of his eyes and his shoulders hunch in preparation for whatever pain is coming. Absolutely despises the wheeze in his throat and the barks of laughter it causes. “Out of breath wheezy?” Someone above him sneers, and he wants to dig for his inhaler but he knows they’ll just take it from him, break it like they do all his others when they catch him. 

     The sound of a decidedly older voice makes his eyes snap open, turning in the direction of a stranger he hadn’t realized was also standing in the alley with them. “Fuck off.” One of the teenagers surrounding him spat out, Eddie could feel the hand bunched into his shirt tighten, like they were daring him to try and get away. 

VIVIZ for Charm’s