“Alright campers, today’s challenge is to slug Y/N Cookie in the face! Do that and the million crystals is yours!”
“W-what?! No…I could never do something like that! Even for that amount of crystals. I…care about Y/N Cookie too much to cause them any kind of harm, why would you even ask me that?!”
“I would never trade my close friends, Y/N Cookie especially, for any amount of crystals! The thought of hurting someone I care for is not what a Paladin does!”
“I would not harm my comrade, Y/N Cookie, I wouldn’t do it for even 2 million crystals. They and I are cookies in arms, it would only break my heart to betray them in such a fashion.”
“Ah don’t care how many crystals you givin’ me, ah ain’t never laying a finger on Y/N Cookie! I oughta get ya for even telling me that!”
[All 4 cookies immediately drop out of the challenge and plan to jump Gelato Trio Cookie later…]
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You know what? I’ll share this here too why not. Happy late April Fools/Easter!
egg
ugly ass baby
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decided today is the day i spam post so here's random cookie run hcs
espresso has muscle problems and back issues because he sits like a shrimp i REFUSE to be challenged on that
everyone likes their soft sweetheart herb but mine is. a feral creature from hell. he's still a sweetie but he bullies people as a love language
affogato has obnoxiously pointy upper fangs and scales that are mostly along their spine and shoulders. because i took caramel calling them a snake literally
madeleine uses like 12 hair care products on his hair. espresso just uses 3in1 because he doesn't have time for allat he has work to do dammit
cherry blossom and herb are an underrated couple i find them so funny. especially with my feral variation of herb. crazy x crazier
herb chews their fingernails,, also uses she/he/they prns because they literally couldn't care less. you could use fart as a pronoun and they'd be like "yeah lol"
herb asks existential questions to nobody in particular at three in the morning. what makes this even better is that he lives with clover so imagine going down the hall after getting some toast and yo homie says "hey man... what if we're characters in a video game"
knight is originally from the vanilla kingdom so he's used to cold weather due to the autumn/winters in the pvk being cold and snowy. on the contrary mousse and princess both HATE cold weather and have to be dragged outside. (knight isn't complaining tho, free cuddles)
eclair once dove under the sea with candy diver and almost got eaten by squid ink when he tried to steal treasure from their cave
herb has white lilys trait of being able to be sniffed out for MILES, except instead of white lilies it's matcha tea
adding on, white lily's scent is slightly toxic (since white lilies are poisonous) and if you breathe it in for a certain amount of time you can get really sick
UPDATE I GOT NEW ONES
white lily HATES mornings. she always tries to sleep in and refuses to get out of bed until ten in the morning
dark cacao once proposed to golden cheese with a ring pop when they were like five. she said no
when espresso does sleep (which is incredibly rare) he can sleep for DAYS on end without waking up once. madeleine always has to come make sure he's even breathing. he's fine, he's just out like a light
herb has a very odd fascination with mythical creatures
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Stuff from the first episode of The Last Cookie Standing I found neat
Tea Knight's hair is tied up with a tea bag. I mean, it's obvious why it's a tea bag, but still.
He is such a dog dad
Licorice looks so weird without his weapon
The Last Cookie Standing shows us some new sprites like this one. I wonder if they're ever gonna be public
Espresseleine divorce arc real
(Also this reminds me of a song, but I can't remember its name. Childish war or something? Idk.)
"*Disclaimer* This production does not support Dark Enchantress Cookie."
If you don't support it, then why do you have not one, not two, but THREE MEMBERS OF COD ON THIS SHOW?! (Four if we're counting Strawberry Crepe. I'm still confused if they're still a member or not.)
Welp, Chiffon is definitely dead. Though out of all the members of CoD, Poison Mushroom is probably the safest option for pet-sitting.
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