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Murdoch Mysteries characters on Incorrect Quotes generator vol. 3
George: I will find us a covered wagon and horses.
George: If you two can manage to not kill each other while I'm gone.
Effie: Oh, please. We're not children.
*George leaves*
Effie, casually: ...Eat shit and die.
Rupert, also casually: Yes, fuck you.
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George, playing a video game: How do I play?
*George has drawn first blood!*
*George is on a killing spree!*
*George is on a rampage!*
*George is unstoppable!*
*George is dominating!*
*George is godlike!*
George: Don’t worry guys, I figured it out.
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Henry: Hey, do you know the password to Rupert’s computer?
Ruth: Fuck you, Henry.
Henry: Hey!!
Ruth: No, you misunderstood, the password is "fuckyouHenry".
Henry: Oh, no numbers? Not very safe.
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Lucinda, after stabbing that guy in season 14: And then he ran into my sword.
Murdoch: You mean you stabbed him?
Lucinda: He ran into my sword.
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Ruth, texting: Don't worry, I have your phone! Text me when you're gonna come get it!
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Murdoch, looking through their clothes: Has anyone seen my top?
Thomas: Julia's in the kitchen.
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George: But what about Rupert?
Henry: Don't worry about him.
Henry: I once watched him fall down 5 flights of stairs, stand up, and keep eating his hotdog like nothing happened.
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Murdoch: You disgust me.
Violet: *eating a kitkat sideways* I realize this and don’t care.
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*Henry holding his daughter*
George: Oh God, I can’t believe one of us actually has one of these.
John: I know, I still am one of these.
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Thomas: Now, the recipe calls for 2 shots of whisky.
Thomas: *upends the bottle*
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Kidnapper: We have your child
Lucinda: I don’t have a child?
Kidnapper: Then who just asked for warm milk and made us cut the crusts off their sandwich?
Lucinda: Oh god, you have Rupert
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MURDOCH MYSTERIES — 13x02 "Fox Hunt"
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Murdoch Mysteries characters on Incorrect Quotes generator vol. 2
*The squad's reaction to being told they're the chosen one*
George: I will not let you down.
Murdoch: Sounds fun.
Henry: K.
Brax: No, I'm fucking not.
Watts: Do I have to be?
Julia: Please god, I am so tired.
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Brax: When I first met you, I did not like you.
Watts: I'm aware of that.
Brax: But then you and I had some time together.
Watts: Uh-huh?
Brax: It did not get better.
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Meyers: I can't imagine what Pendrick is planning. But I can tell you two things. We won't like it and it won't be legal.
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Watts: Whoa, Henry, what’s up with that angry face?
Henry: George won’t stop talking about how “Ancient Egyptians were furries”.
George: But they were! Just looks at all their gods-
Henry: Oh my god, SHUT UP!
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*the squad is at a dinner party but someone has been murdered*
Meyers: You’re acting pretty carefree for someone who’s life’s at stake. Who’s to say you aren’t the killer?
George: It’s a murder, not a tax audit. I’ll be fine.
Brax: What about Murdoch? Nobody ever suspects Murdoch!
Murdoch: Well what about Pendrick? He has a gun!
Pendrick: Meyers has a knife.
Meyers: Yeah, for fun, not for murder! *stabs Brax in the arm*
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Watts: *texting* Hey can you pick me up I’m drunk.
Watts: Oh you don't have to anymore. I'm home now.
George: Yes, I'm aware of that after dropping you off at home.
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Rupert, confused and exasperated: Henry, how do you plan on telling a bear to go vegan?
Henry: Politely.
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Brax: *on the phone* Just snap his kneecaps and he’ll talk, I’m at a parent teacher conference.
Brax: Anyways, you said Bobby is enjoying finger painting! That's great.
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Rupert: We’re going to a candy store?!
Effie: No! It’s nighttime, candy stores are closed.
Ruth: We’re gonna ROB a candy store?!?!
Effie, sighing: No-
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Rupert: Lucinda's gonna kill me.
Henry: No, she'll probably make me do it.
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