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#look at those gnomes#design home#home decor#home design#exterior decor#exterior decoration#exterior design#meadow#outdoor design#garden design#garden decor#floral
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Me @ Wulbren after the way he talked to my man Barcus in Last Light
#bg3#talking mad shit for a fucking GNOME#should have called him a prick but my tav is a nobleman so he just barely held himself back#bro the TONE when barcus said hes 'a patient man' cause i told him to wait to leave bc of the shadow curse#WULBREN YOU DONT KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE#barcus is just a lil guy in love and i will PUNT THAT FUCKING GNOME#JUST WAIT WULBREN. ACT 3. INTO THE FUCKING HARBOR#THOSE WAVE BITCHES WILL PUT IN A WORD FOR ME WITH THE SEA QUEEN FUCKING FIND OUT WULBREN#barcus overhearing: [barcus disapproves]#sorry man do i look like a redemption paladin to you#hated his ass even when you didnt survive my first run to make it to act 3 its just worse now#guess i should tag#bg3 barcus#bg3 barcus wroot#barcus wroot#idk i dont go in his tag#or wulbrens. as you could guess
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Now hold on a gosh-diddly-darn minute, I noticed the entire time talking about a tipsy Peppino no one thought to ask this but what about tipsy GUS? I mean we saw him a li'l tipsy in the fastfood saloon escape, can I hear your thoughts about that/him please? Have they ever gotten tipsy together?
(I just like the mental image of the two alone, just being real giggly with each other (Gus just says "hey" and Peppi starts giggling which sets Gus off giggling) and being sappy goofs with each other <3)
HEEHEE u are so right and i am so sorry for withholding this information from the masses 😭
My homebrew for gnomes is that they are simultaneously hardy folk (able to eat virtually anything and immune to most poisonous creatures) AND extremely intolerant of alcohol. Theres no reason for that, i just like it alot :)
So Gus would be an extreme lightweight 😭 its SO bad; he cant speak clearly at all, he cant walk straight, he has the Worst hangovers and he wont remember anything from the previous night. The line between ‘pleasantly buzzed’ and ‘blackout drunk’ is so thin that Gus doesnt even try social drinking. If he MUST drink, it will be in the comfort of his own barebones apartment 😭 at least, until Peppino started hanging out with vigilante and his crew.
Gustavo LIKES drinking! Its just hard to find a good balance, and THATS bc he simply doesnt know how alcohol works. Peppino is like:
“Look ‘ere. All of these have a number somewhere on the bottle. Or a percentage. Lower the number, the better it is for you.”
Gustavo is like !!! Oh!!! That is very helpful! What would you recommend for me then?
“Probably…2-5%. 5-10 proof. Small 'a numbers.”
Gustavo nods, interested. He points at a bottle he recognizes from the last time he came here and got shitfaced. “That one up there; do you know how ‘a strong that one is? Or should i ask the bartender?”
Peppino squints at the company label. “45%.”
“Oh!” That makes sense. “Well what do you usually drink?”
“70%.”
“Oh!”
Peppino recommends some of the LIGHT light wines, the ones that barely have a hint of anything. Theyre sweet (which Gustavo loves so very very much) and for the first time in a very long time, he Stays buzzed instead of immediately faceplanting into being blackout drunk.
Hes very. Playful. Is what Peppino would describe a tipsy Gustavo. He hesitates to use the term ‘flirty’ because that is not whats happening. But hes like. Clearly entertaining some gruff looking men like five times his size as they ramble drunkenly about random shit like ‘waow….thasso cool…and then what happened???’
Its funny at first bc Gustavo is so fucking TINY that all you can see of him, in the group of men as they yapyapyap about some inane shit that Gustavo wont even remember, is his tiny little tail 😭 It is less funny, however, when Peppino catches himself rambling about work and Gustavo is like (ears perked; tail swaying) ‘mmhmm. wrow…thats ‘a kinda nice…what else did you do??’ Peppino is like *buffering* (‘something is happening right now that will need to be addressed at a later time. Do not forget DO NOT FORGET. URGENT!!!!’)
Otherwise Gustavo is just a silly guy. Vigilante will make a joke and he laughs so low and deep that he sounds downright villainous 😭 Peppino will point out something stupid on the TV and like hours later Gus is like ‘…heeeuehuuueee…..do u remember [insert stupid reference] and Peppino will giggle. Peppinos affinity for throwing around ilus are met with Gustavo going ‘😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊’ with absolutely no way to even pretend to mask it.
Gustavo has fun being out in the saloon but he really enjoys drinking in Peppinos house. Its not nearly as loud as the saloon and theres usually homecooked foods like breads and soups (Because Peppino stress-cooks ALL the time). Brick gets to stay indoors instead of waiting outside the saloon, so Gustavo gets to mess with his soft fur contentedly. He just gets to be cozy; its quite nice 😊
#answered#chattin#///#////#/////#gustavo#peppino#pepstavo#alcohol#drinking#i still have to answer that anon asking about pepstavo hcs so i hope this helps a little fhjdbdjdndkd#additional context is that; gnomes stay mostly in the forest. so theres not alot of outsider influence#gustavos a bit of a traveller; he likes exploring and seeing whats outside the forest. and he usually comes back with goodies#alcohol is just one of those things he tried during a trip or two and it always fucked him up#never looked into it; some shit is best left alone lmao#unrelated to that#but the alt though that peppino had; i was going to say (something el gee bee tee is happening…)#which made me laugh but i cant make him say stuff like that fhdjbdjdjdjd#also note that Gustavo does not drink often at all; he will accompany peppino to the saloon and let him get tipsy w his friends#he will entertain their silly shenanigans and bring Peppino home when theyre done#and if hes hanging out at peppinos house he will lounge around listening to peppino blabber about nothing#and drink some ciders :)#he only drinks like. 10% of the time. hes a social drinker but ONLY when he feels like it#and ONLY if peppino is with him#ALSO ALSO#IMPORTANT#you must know that Gustavo is NEVER sitting while in the saloon#he is standing on his barstool w his hands on the countertop
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i don't wanna take over the world, it sounds like a lot. but you know, laying siege to a golf course sounds really nice sometimes
#just me hi#i'm giggling thinking about it hfbvhs#you can use the sandbanks for cover and if you plan far enough ahead you can start farming around those little ponds#and you can steal golf balls :D and use them as currency ?? or just collect them :3#and you could use the tennis ball guns to shoot the balls at people of course!! and you're supplied with sticks when you get there !! free#weaponry !! :D#and if you can hold out for long enough you could start planting rose and blackberry bushes in places they wouldn't look#why? bc roses Always Come Back#and blackberries will take a minute but who can get mad at a blackberry bush !! nature's surprise :D#oh and of course you could have a noble steed too (golf cart) !! :DD#and you could make the building a castle#and make a little gnome town in the fields once the battle is over#OH you could build a miniature golf in and around the town too :D for the funsies#/places are very cool i like places#could some be used better? oh yea for sure#i have dreams for abandoned malls hfvbs - some of my favorite places ever#that's one big odd thing i want. to have a mall to live in hfhs :3#is it a lot of space ? ye. but it's also SOO much space.. the possibilities !!#//anyway i Need to go for a walk in a city sometime soon lol#i miss the riverwalk aaa#GASP campus martius during the winter. my dearest#i didn't realize the threshold for being a city was so low lmao ?? like man these are just big towns what is this hfvbsh#//but aside from the city pining MAN#i got to drive earlier today ('got to' they put me in the seat and it wasn't very fun hfvbshf) and oooohhh#you know that feeling on a roadtrip when it's all worth it for just a little while.maybe when you broke over the top of a hill or looked up#from whatever you were doing to find a storm ahead and the rear lights of the cars seemed to blink in agreement with how gorgeous it all is#just that hfbsh :3#i like places a lot. sobs [<- crying candy hearts]#//okey i'm goin to go do my somethings now hfvhs :3 :D#music and caffeine are SO good ehehhehghhg [slinkies away so fast]
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the main problem I've had with trying to do 'your PC as other races' art is that when other people have done it, including ryoko kui's changeling comparisons, they always keep the character's original palette-- and that ends up being an immediate stumbling block for me when the first place I'd be inclined to start is with Elyss, whose main point of difference from an ordinary human is that she is green
#and with elyss like-- okay being an ordinary human would affect not only her bone structure and skin but even her eye color#because it's a pretty-close-to-natural sort of lavender grey BUT I already know human!elyss would have brown eyes#so does 'racebend your blorbo' human!elyss also look like theoretically canon human!elyss who looks like her mom?#in that case what about halfelf or gnome elyss-- am I basing those on human elyss or on canon elyss?#because elyss' light eyes are specifically part of her Water Themed Palette--#-- but light eyes with dark skin and hair are really common naturally for gnomes and elves where they're more rare in humans#AND you start to run into the problem of 'here's a gnome with gnomish features and also a different palette' does it even look like her??#and if I have to take 'what would be normal for this humanoid' into account for elyss whose race is such an unusual case--#-- it gets me into the weeds with like... well specifically melliwyk who has dark skin white hair and bright turquoise eyes#that's not going to occur naturally in ANY other race except MAYBE a very unusual elf but like...#okay so do I just keep her palette anyway? but that feels kind of weird compared to how I have to handle elyss??#ALSO I honestly feel like 'how does the hair color and texture translate' is just as valid as ear shape and bone structure for exploring--#-- the different morphologies of dnd races- and just as interesting to me- but you run into the 'are they still recognizable' issue again#TL;DR MY BIG PROBLEM IS OVERTHINKING IT AS ALWAYS#about me#my OCs#elyss#melliwyk
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DAVID CROSBY IS HAVING A BIRTHDAY quick!!!!! dress him like a loser
#ITS BEEN SO LONG SINCE I MADE A GIF THING….#honestly i loved doing those things they always look nice to me#this whole thing kinds reminds me of stuff i did back when i was younger actually#IF U REMEMBER…….. hooray!#whatever whatever#happy birthday you stupid gnome#art#my art#david crosby#csny#the byrds
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nobody:
me: im just gonna make a dungeon meshi self insert, it's gonna be fun ! i'd definitely be a halfling... cute clothes too... and i.... *looks at holm for a little too long* ah, FUCK IT *draws my very real gnome boyfriend next to me*
#d-d-do you think he would mind our lifespans are completely fucked#i saw that funny page ryoko kui drew about long lived races being disgusted at those who date shortlived races bcs of the age gap#and i think its very funny to.... think... about.... <- totally hasnt been daydreaming inserting myself in the post canon story to date hol#LEAVE ME ALOOOOONNNEEEE#he is so sillu and goofy and cute my little gnome.... I NEED TO BITE HIM CHEW ON HIM HE IS SOOOOO#dies#“the clothes are confusing are they in canon or modern era”#i drew myself first so i was supposed to be in canon#but then i drew holm taking as a base the gnomes info page height chart (forgot to mention) but thrn i gave him modern looking clothes.....#IDK OKAY#tbf i've clothes similar to the ones of my self insert so really we're both wearing modern stuff- im weird but that's just my fashion style#<- trully dresses like the english teacher they are#ANYWAYS#my art#vanya strawberry flavored#im shy so reblogs are disabled lol
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I'd probably be less stressed if I stopped my very much NOT funny tradition of having a bazillion things happening 'round me at the end of the year
#still waiting to see if my doctor is going to approve my blood work#still on talks with my bank to see if the plan gets approved and I actually get to own a place#still waiting for the agency to call us back about the place we saw tuesday and we'd be interested in#I also am going to be a... dunno the nongendered form of how I'm going to have a niece in less than a week#i'm working my ass off so i don't get sacked at the beginning of the year#planning a move + how it's going to work#how we are going to be asking for days off on both of our jobs considering it all#the conversation regarding companies pertaining light#water and all of the basic necesseties#which revolves around on the fact that I need to feign being a woman for all of them and keep accepting and signing forms under a gender i'#very much not bc here i don't get to be legally recognized as anything but the binary#and the mental inner countdown all of it brings bc since taking t i'm gearing towards a more androgynous look and therefore more difficult#to pass with each passing week#i REALLY want a break#and to probably pass out for a month#(and knowing that atop of it all i'm starting to burn out and I'm not being as good of a friend I should be)#fuck off mental gnome#ps to those that might be reading the tags#me trying to own a place is mostly due to a need since mortages are cheaper than anything these days and our lease is going to be up in a#year#and we know they will not keep the monthly payment the same if we keep leaving here giving that they've increased the amount twice already#so we need to move and we need to do it now whilst i'm still under 30#as banks offer aid to those that try to own a place under 30 and they look to the oldest of the couple#which would be me#I'm 28#soon to be 29 in -also- less than a week#can i have a fucking break xd#living and not leaving#not editing a single tag we die like fanfic authors who don't give a damn
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Is Barcus Wroot hitting on my Tav? I genuinely can't tell. He's being really complimentary all of a sudden.
#Baldur's Gate 3#Baldur's Gate 3 spoilers#BG3#BG3 spoilers#Barcus Wroot#He's in my camp now I guess#Did not expect that#They are bonding over alchemy#Can't tell if he's flirting#and he's doing it right in front of the disaster wizard#Like#“Sir that is my future husband please desist”#Also I think I should have looked around more before trying to rescue those trapped gnomes#because I just found a gnome massacre in an area I hadn't been to before#and I don't know how recent it was#I thought I'd learnt from the goblin camp to always look around for people to save#but apparently not enough#RIP gnomes I would have saved you had I known you or the area you were in existed#in the next playthrough I will try my best#Also I need more explosive powder for this other cave-in and I am all out#No idea how to deal with that#Spam 3rd level Shatter perhaps and cross my fingers?#Qd
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If people obsessed with anime and Japan are weaboos, then can we start calling people obsessed with bluey and Australia wackadoos.
#bluey#weeb shit#wackadoo cafe for real#like: 'look at all those wackadoos camped outside bunnings for a garden gnome'
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I just realized I haven't had my oc/fc interact with Gustavo yet! Honestly if I didn't do this it would count as a national crime
Oh my goodness what good boys! It goes without saying that these polite lads would definitely be friends. Adlin likes the company of kind, harmless people and would welcome him to the bakery any time, and Gustavo is probably friends with everybody because who doesn't like him? Nobody it's impossible to be a human and not like Gustavo he's perfection
and there's another bean who absolutely needs to get involved, but in the worst of ways
I really dug @unexpectedbrickattack's rendition of Peppino and I admittedly wanted to try the pose out for myself. But my own design who's holding a deepdish pizza tray or somethin. Then I got the idea to make a little scene around it. It's hard to explain an idea that flowed out so naturally. But here it is, a collection of the pizza game bois +1!
#a lot of it looks pretty wonky but I used a pen to doodle today#can't undo mistakes with those#but the pose ideas were the important thing#I have forgotten to put a watermark on my art I just realized...but it feels too late now#just nobody pilfer ok? please? that would be cool#my apologies if it looks like tracing in any way that is not what I do#not unless I'm really enamoured and inspired I suppose#It was so good though and I really love your ideas about gnome!gustavo and the post this pose came from!#this fandom just keeps making me happy I'm squeeeeeee#pizza tower#adlin pt oc#pizza tower oc#gustavo#the noise#peppino#zomg my art!#700th post btw! W00t!
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#exterior decoration#meadow#garden design#garden party#design home#home decor#home design#home#virtual decor#virtua decor#design game#design ideas#floral#exterior design#outdoor design#outdoor furniture#look at those gnomes#trees#naturecore#nature
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i havent really been drawing at all for a bit now, but i have been crafting :)
lots of photos under the cut vvvvv
gnomes:
continued my marionette fursona project from last year:
(i still need to make the wooden cross thingy and string the doll up)
linocut:
crochet bunnies:
#crafting#crochet#gnomes#bnnuy#fursona#furry sfw#the gnomes were for a christmas market thing and i also made some for my relatives on my mother's side#the marionette doll is hugely inspired/based on/copied from a furry marionette doll that went viral on tiktok last year#since that tiktok furry doesnt/didnt have any sort of tutorial i had to work out alot of the process myself which took a while lol#i also got into ghost last year and finally decided to try a bit of linocut printing/cutting again :)#and a couple of weeks ago i got rly into crocheting and made a bunch of granny square swatches and those two bunnies#i also wanna make a granny square blanket but i havent decided on a design yet since there are alot of granny square designs i wanna make#but they dont all fit together thematically#so instead of making a decision i made the two bunnies#the smaller one was the first one and i ran out of the multicolored sock yarn towards the end as you can see lol#the second bunny i made with much larger yarn than what they used in the pattern and if id had followed the pattern i dont think id have ha#enough yarn and i didnt wanna buy more yarn for just the bunny so i tried downsizing the pattern#which is probably part of why it looks quite wonky#other than my less than stellar sewing job lol#tbh amigurumi type patterns are more boring than granny squares in terms of stitch variety (so. many. single crochets.)#but there are more full amigurumi type projects i wanna do compared to granny square projects since im not interested in anything made of#granny squares other than like blankets#and a whole blanket of a decent size is also alot of yarn#and i dont wanna use scratchy but cheap acrylic yarn for a blanket so my color options are currently a bit limited since i dont wanna buy#any online (atleast for now)#anyways i also made some cardweaving patterns for bookmark ribbons for fanfic bookbinding but im rly procrastinating that#im just not rly ready yet for the frustrations that i had with cardweaving a year ago
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Today on Baldur's Gate 3: Dark Urge edition, it's time for fashion! I keep encumbering myself at clothing shops, and I think Withers is my dad now.
(Spoilers through late Act 3. Orin and I have gone at it.)
I'm not kidding, I believe I own at least one of every available article of clothing in the game now (plus at least three of every dye), and everyone in my party looks fantastic. We went through some initial city looks for my GF and my problematic BFF:
And things escalated from there:
This was the Squad Look for a while. Imagine this rolling up on your home or place of business (or casting fireball in a fireworks factory, they also did that). Some people don't have to imagine! Lisa Frank drew a pretty decent crowd for her rendition of "The Power (Elder Brain Remix)."
Then I found a Party City Wonder Woman outfit for Shadowheart:
And a lovely robe for Minsc:
And then! I realized I could loot circus outfits! 🎶 All eyes on me, in the center of the ring 🎶
Total gamechanger, maybe should not have worn for my epic showdown with my jealous sister and my dramatic death/rebirth after my bio dad yoinked all my blood before Withers adopted me with some fresh new blood:
I did get the unexpected delight of seeing what Lisa Frank looked like in her armor at the time.
That armor look didn't last, though, because we all know what time it is, don't we? That's right: time for the jutilated jarapace!
Lisa Frank is free of her dark urge and everyone is proud of her and she's making a fresh start and that's great and all, but more importantly, she's in her sexy cowboy era. The circus chic still shows up for camp scenes, like, uh, Shadowheart having an emotional meltdown, oops.
Tragically, we have two candidates for worst aesthetic, one which the game inflicted on me, and one which the game let me do, so it's equally culpable:
I need to go hand Gortash his ass now, but the question on everyone's mind is surely what are we going to wear to the final battle?
In love life news, I got a very sweet date with Karlach that ended with soul-saving finger-banging.
And I regret to inform that this opportunity once again presented itself, and look, I'm never going to say no to the tentacles
#baldur's gate 3#bg3#bg3 spoilers#stealthnoodle plays bg3#sometimes you gotta kill your messy sister because you'd look so much better in her clothes#hashtag just sibling things#gale gets to wear armor because i specced him as an ice mage and the wavemother's robe belongs on him#so he has escaped the indignity of the he-man orc undies#for now#astarion was born to wear those gnome undies so they're never coming off#i wish i could dress up boo in tiny silly clothes#wee little hamster hats#don't ask how many dyes i tried on lisa frank's circus outfit before settling on one#lisa frank may have banged the emperor but she turned down mizora because she has standards#well one standard#and that standard is “would this make karlach sad?”
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mr @/goruposstudios from twitter drew this for me 🤭 look at it
ulki and janaffjsksjhehwk
holy frick i love them
#fire emblem#tellius#ulki fire emblem#janaff fire emblem#lemme explain his thought process behind this one xdxd#so apparently janaff looks like a gnome#so he gave him those pointy shoes uahahsisj#and ulki looks like kaiji ultimate survivor#so he wanted to draw him playing restricted rock paper scissors#but he needed something to carry his cards#hence that yugioh thingy he's wearing xd#i dunno hes really dumb and creative and i love him xdxd
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I'm probably gonna end up changing this expression, if not redrawing her for this entirely, but I do like this expression
laughing at you (affectionate)
#my art#maybe one of these days I'll finish an art lmao#I'm doing more of those romance chart art memes like I did for elyss 😌#I have mel's and june's basically filled out it's mostly just the art bits that need finished#I also have one filled for felix but I'm less confident about it... dnd characters always evolve in actual play 🤔#my OCs#melliwyk#look at my gnomes boy
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