Now that I've been playing a bit longer (I'm not even a sprout anymore!) I figured it was time that I expanded on my goofy drawing about dying all over the place.

You see, at the time I drew that, I hadn't actually died that many times, I just thought the idea was funny. However, now I am older. Wiser. And I have actual experience in the art of dying in really stupid ways.

So anyway, enjoy my misfortunes.

I hate raiders, mostly the hardcore's bc they're just cunts, but whenever they are in tune with looking at the game from a gameplay perspective (not just looking at logs), everything they have to report is shit I can feel even as a casual though I can't explain it as in depth as they can; and I have to agree it feels like the devs have forgotten how to make and balance a game in the last 3 years, as much as most players themselves suck at understanding and playing the fucking game (and how poor the game's learning tools and mentors are as well) since it's seen as a vehicle for story cutscenes or mashing buttons

If the gameplay keeps going dumber across the board that would take away the last legitimate reason I have to play it and surprisingly I don't like the thought of that conversation with myself

I’m gonna need to start a loldrg tag just to chronicle the sheer sequence of atrocities that just went into that run of paradigm’s breach I just did

This is trending on Twitter, so I wanted to do it, too

(Look at my baby. I love her)

My drg is a regular battle maiden. #ffxiv #loldrg https://www.instagram.com/p/BsuOMJ9nS7F/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=lu8dzmgzosa8

Cuddle parties in Ex-death Savage are the best! XD (@mypaopu)

Leaked level 80 Dragoon gameplay from 5.0.

New overdesigned, anime antagonist-esque DRG leveling glamampoline glambompoline since I haven’t leveled a melee class in two slutty, slutty years and have the next few days off. 

I was the worst at DRG the last time I leveled it (which was in late HW.)  I mean bad. Full on floor tank evasive jump into the void died just as the LB went off and did no damage bad.  Its definitely easier than I remember it, but it still feels like using my face to play Dance Dance Revolution or Pump It Up or whatever other dance rhythm game you funky little 2000s kids are playing these days.

With bonus “do you even lift, bro?”

loldrg

She’s beauty. She’s grace.

There’s seriously something wrong with her face.

Blep blep blep.

Day 2: Heavensward

So again our static took pictures for the last 3 countdown days. This time it’s us in our current class and favorite glam of Heavensward on said class. Our 8th member is currently moving so he wasn’t able to join us and our 7th member had to take his screenshots separately as his work schedule is so out of sync with us currently that we won’t see him until Maintenance. This has been the single most greatest thing to have happened. It’s been hilariously fun trying to figure out ways to make him fit in. XD Today he’s a happily spinning DRG.

dragonlancer / destroyer

(drg lvl60 get)

Lord help me, I haven't touched this game for 3-4 years

Picking up on DRG again. It feels satisfying to play another job that you can do well on. (Not that I’m amazing on DRG but I’m terribly okay at it ._.)