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lokahjarta · 5 months

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"DONT worship LOKI!!! he is an EVIL and MALEVOLENT DEMON who will RUIn your LIFE!!!!"

hey instead why don't you just -

#lokean shitpost gang #this was my idea

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sadnesspuddle2000 · 3 months

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💩

#Lokean #lokean shitpost gang #pagan

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lokahjarta · 9 months

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brb making devotional deity spaces using the neopets gallery feature

#lokean #ask not what cringe can do for you #lokean shitpost gang #norse pagan

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lokahjarta · 2 months

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Hey! It's me, Lokahjarta. If we've never been properly introduced, my name's KC.

I'm in what the Astrologists and Stargazers call your Saturn Return, in Pisces, in the 9th House, or so I've discovered. I only found that out after a Whole Lot of searching both through mental health and spiritual health resources to answer the big question of What the Actual Fuck Is Going On and Saturn Return still doesn't begin to cover it.

Things are happening to me, in me, and around me in a Big Way.

Times they are a-changing and that means it's time for Lokahjarta The Blog to take a much needed, long and soothing Sleep.

I'm re-evaluating much of my spiritual practices at the moment, and for the past several months, sorting out and answering big questions like "what's this all for?" "Who is this benefiting?" And "who am I - no, REALLY?"

Divine Intervention comes in the funniest ways and for a long time I've relied on the gods to do that for me. It's High Time Lokahjarta starts divinely intervening on her own behalf, if you catch my fish.

I'm not sure where all this is leading, but I do know a few things:

1. Love is what binds Us

2. Don't you worry, it will be returned to you

3. Chaos is Creation

4. Rip it Up and Start Again

And finally, have some fucking fun with it. Did not Loki teach us anything if not that?

If you'd like to keep in touch please email me and don't hesitate - lokahjarta @ gmail.com

And if you've gone through your Saturn Returns, your Kundalini Awakening, Ego Deaths, and Sacrificing Yourself to Yourself then certainly fire off that email and let's vent, chat, and compare notes.

I'll be back - but the next time you see me, it won't be me. Let's hope it's not 25 years.

#lokean shitpost gang #Im logging off after this post so do pls email bc I will not see any replies!#remember; i love you i love you i love you i do #Lokahjarta

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lokahjarta · 3 months

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Things that cause Mystic Flu

- no job

- no car

- no pussy

- overinterpretation of perceived signs leading to paranoia

- lice (psychic)

#lokean shitpost gang #We Are Almost So Back Baby

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lokahjarta · 9 months

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devotional activities 101:

- burn incense

- listen to music

- offer food & drink

- pray

devotional activities 202:

- goon

#mysticism #goon squad #lokean shitpost gang

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lokahjarta · 5 months

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"Lokahjarta," asks No One,

"How is The Pattern repeated in you,

If that is Your Real Name?"

I say,

"I've always

Had a Thing

For construction workers

And manual laborers

Hung

Like

Horses."

#lokean shitpost gang #devotional poetry #this is about Svaldifari btw.#if you even care #podcast ep. 1 preview btw #if you even care..#Lokahjarta

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lokahjarta · 7 months

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I feel like you could appreciate this!

This is making my whole day fr 😩

#lokean shitpost gang

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lokahjarta · 2 years

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*lives out a myth*

This goes on forever, btw.

#this is modern mysticism #mysticism #lokean shitpost gang #Worldbreaker

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lokahjarta · 1 year

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RATFINK I love u ((by lokahjarta))

rat·fink. (răt′fĭngk′). n. Slang. A person regarded as contemptible, obnoxious, or otherwise undesirable.

+ a sleazy little playlist to 6 yrs a godslut

"Surprisingly tender. Deeply perverse,"

- john waters (about this playlist)

SPOTIFY xxx

Tracklist

Blackjack - Ween

Camel Walk - Southern Culture on the Skids

Cuntry Boner (Evil Joe Barresi Mix) - Puscifer

Dad I'm in Jail - Was (Not Was)

Me So Horny - Revolting Cocks

Lets Get Fucked Up - The Cramps

(Let's Go) Smoke Some Pot - Dash Rip Rock

Do Ya Think I'm Sexy? - Revolting Cocks

Two of Hearts - Stacey Q

I Would Die 4 U - Prince

Horseshoes (Up My Ass) - Vampire Beach Babes

Pepper - Butthole Surfers

Punk Tactics - Joey Valence & Brae

L.m.l.y.p. - Ween

#lokean #lokean shitpost gang #loki #digital art #this playlist is very sexy #playlist #devotional playlist #norse pagan

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lokahjarta · 10 months

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#as though Loki hasnt drank piss #hypocrite #lokean shitpost gang

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lokahjarta · 4 months

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Oh those two? Yeah their barks are worse than their bites.

Their. Their bites feel pretty good actually

post without tags

#lokean shitpost gang #ođinn (affectionate)

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lokahjarta · 6 months

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i've been going thru an ABBA phase and for the past like year in the part of honey, honey when they say "you're a doggone beast" my words get all jumbled and i say "you're a god dong beast" every single time and honestly it makes me think of you and your blog more often than not (complimentary)

Hhjyjkgh???? I love you for this holy shit ????

#lokean shitpost gang #godfucker #GOD DONG BEAST HAS ME IN TEARS

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lokahjarta · 2 years

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#norse polytheism #norse gods #Odin #ođinn (derogatory)#norse paganism #norse pagan #mystic #mysticism #lokean shitpost gang #odinic shitpost gang #Odin deity #Bolverkr

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lokahjarta · 1 year

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The lokean urge to film porn

#lokean shitpost gang

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lokahjarta · 2 years

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Listen it's MY blog and I can say whatever I want

Anyway ONSDJC (Old Norse Specialist Dr Jackson Crawford) has no reason being that fuckable

#and YEAH im putting it in the tag #Lokean shitpost gang

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