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rollinouttahere-writes · 5 months

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Reading Little Lucky AU while being on Thriller Bark has me rolling just imagining a small child running around. One who's seen enough crazy stuff go down to maybe not even think zombies or talking skeletons are that scary in the first place. Either that or she acclimates pretty quickly since everyone (+ I imagine she'd be with the main party rather than Nami/Usopp/and Chopper?) who's not freaking out over everything is with her.

If she were to somehow get caught (the group is rampaging even worse than before) Perona finding them the cutest thing ever. Then getting absolutely offended when her silly laugh gets called out. I imagine Moria only laughs more if she does the same to him. while Hogback (if Lucky calls it out in a nicer way like saying she likes their laughs because they're silly) asks Chindry why she can't be more like that only to get the meanest comment yet and Lucky is like, "that's not nice 😡" and it suddenly becomes a fight between Perona and Hogback on who gets the shadow. Perona may have been offended, but she's freaking adorable and Hogback needs at least one person who'll be nice to him in the mansion lmao. The only reason I could see absalom wanting the shadow is to maybe try distracting Lola from actively chasing him with the idea of a child but I also don't think he'd want to add fuel that that fire so he'd maybe make a gross comment about when she's older but, like in your Strays AU post, Perona would kick his ass for it.

I almost wonder if Moria might be hesitant to take a kid's, especially such a small ones, shadow. Doesn't seem like it'd make a very useful underling and honestly, it's not the most boring thing in the world having a kid around (Moria taking care of and playing with a young Perona makes my heart melt it's so cute) and the others can always take care of anything he's too lazy to. Plus, if she ever starts whining about missing her old crew, they can just round up the zombies with their shadows, kid probably won't know the difference. So... yea. Not like she can cause much of any harm anyway.

And suddenly, Lucky has control over her own little zombie hoard that aren't exactly top fighters but will at least keep her away from the Srawhats. Honestly, the zombies hoard at her beck and command is probably the only reason she isn't actively demanding the Strawhats shadows back 24/7. It's like a bunch of new friends to play with and Perona lets her play with her cute zombies and throws a pretty sweet tea party, so at least she's safe?

I also love Kaku kidnapping her while being like, "I may commit terrible atrocities, but this is clearly child endangerment." Peak content 😂

I haven't finished that arc yet, but I have a couple of ideas rolling around for it

I also am leaning towards her being in the main party, great minds think alike I suppose. When Lucky doesn't know how to react to something, her first go to is to see how Luffy is reacting and go from there, so she's honestly having a great old time. If Luffy isn't scared, she won't be either.

Perona absolutely snatches her up. She loves cute things, and the second that Little Lucky calls one of her ghosts cute, she's making plans to go get her.

I'm imagining this interaction between Perona and Moria where she strolls in and asks where he keeps all of her old clothing from when she was a kid. He asks why she could possibly want any of that stuff now, and she just holds up Little Lucky like 'I found this baby and I'm keeping her'. Moria recalls how he got Perona and nods. That is how children are typically acquired in his experience. The clothes are in that closet over there, have fun you two!

I am going to give Absalom a tiny bit of credit and say that I don't think he would make a pass at a four year old, but he may approach her to ask if she wants to be the flower girl at his and Nami's wedding. Perona would reluctantly agree to this because he has a point, she would make an adorable flower girl.

Little Lucky is demanding to know why Nami didn't tell her she was getting married, and Nami has to find a child-friendly way to explain that she is here against her will. Sanji comes in and has to take a couple of minutes to take pictures of Little Lucky in her flower girl dress before getting down to business and beating the shit out of Absalom.

I think it would be funny to let Little Lucky have an all around fun time in Thriller Bark to contrast how shitty it goes for adult Lucky in Lucky Break.

And yes, Kaku may be an assassin, but he has standards lmao

#lucky break #little lucky au #sleepyone2three

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lizardwoman-from-earths-core-2 · 5 months

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I find bigots very interesting and when I'm looking through their "arguments" they almost always use the same tactics.

After much research, I've found that these tactics can be broken down into a few simple, easy steps for maximum brain atrophy. But why should I hoard such information to myself?

Without further ado, here's my guide to arguing like an absolute moron!

Before anything else, first decide what your topic of the day will be. Gender and/or sexuality? Racial and/or social injustice? The more complex and nuanced the subject the better! Because...

Your next step is to completely simplify any opposing arguments to a few simple words and straw man arguments. Who cares about context or varied perspectives when you can just create the thing you want to argue with?

With that decided, you will now deploy a tried and true classic used by toddlers for centuries. Using your chosen straw man, pick a word within the arguement and ask for it's definition. When it is given (by yourself of course, not by someone else) then pick a word within the definition you have just given yourself and ask for another definition. You can do this up to five or six times depending on how experienced you are in bullshittery. This tactic works especially well when arguing against trangender and/or gender nonconforming people's rights to live.

An added benefit when doing this is that much like when a young child does this with their parent, anyone who was at first willing to interact with you will grow tired of reading your post and move on. This leaves your position unchallenged.

Speaking of defending yourself, try to throw some statistics into your arguement. Including data shows that you've done your research and adds credibility to your position. Can't find the data your looking for from credible resources and studies? Not a problem. Most people who will interact with your post won't have the correct information in their back pocket ready to use.

On the rare occasion that someone takes the time to find conflicting statistics and information to prove you wrong...what a nerd. Hit them with one of these "🤓" and move the fuck on.

Lastly, you must be prepared to defend yourself from the inevitable one or two comments who disagree with you once your opinion breaches containment. You'll be on your own here since the ten or so people who liked your post won't always come to your defense. Now, nothing screams "I'm not defensive and I can totally back up my claims!" like putting "lol", "lmao", and "😂" after every insult aimed at your attacker.

Another tactic that has the same results is taking the time to write out just how much you don't care about their opinion. Trust me, this works every time and asserts your dominance over the situation.

Bonus points are given throughout all of this if you're able to weave casual (or not so casual) slurs throughout your argument. You will be talking about very serous topics, so make sure you make it crystal clear to your audience where you stand. But, and this important, do NOT let anyone take a similar tone with you. You are a blameless victim to any attacks that come your way as a result to the things you post. All you're doing is stating an opinion, right? Surely nobody's getting HURT by the things you say, do, and believe.

Thank you all for taking the time to read this post. I promise that if you follow these instructions to the letter, you too will finally have the attention you so desperatly crave. As the old saying goes: "all publicity is good publicity", and no one knows that better than the average TERF, racist, misogynist, and overall disgusting and worthless human being.

#i got to let my 18 followers know where I stand #this isnt really a response to anything I've just been thinking about this for awhile.#i just hang around TERF tags to see some really brain dead takes. i cant stress enough how interesting I find these people.#dont worry guys i dont talk politics often. i usually just stick to my tiny part of the internet and geek about stuff.

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ack3rlady · 2 years

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I was trying to think of anyone else to ship you with and its not working, Erwin it is! Partly so I can HC the cadets calling you Mrs Smith or Mrs Commander and doing everything to be on your good side.

Then, let's ship me with Jean (mbti says it's perfect so...) and whenever he or anyone else wants something from Erwin, they make Jean ask me, to ask you, since they know we hang out, to ask Erwin whatever it is.

I just roll my eyes like "I'm not your messenger! Ask yourself, I'm going out with Mia!" And Jean frowns. So I add, "you can always ask Rei, to ask Levi..." And Jean shoves me out the door before I can finish that sentence because no WAY is that happening. "Say hi to Rei too." He says mumbles cause we're all hanging out :)

Okay sorry to hoard in on your self ship lmao!

Basically you can talk Erwin into anything and he does it for you. Mainly because he wants to, but sometimes because you are just that persuasive <3

Elizaaaaaaa. Making me blush with the Mrs. Smith and Mrs. Commander 😭

Also, you’re 👌🏽 close to unearthing what happens in a secret Discord server between Rei @flamingblinglove and I 😂 Don’t make me unleash our crazy on you 💀💀

Now, back to your scenario-

Lol we see Jean kicking rocks nearby where you me and Rei are chatting. And I ask what’s going on. You tell me that the 104ths were hoping to have meat for dinner and wanted you to ask me to ask Erwin. And I’m like I’ll take care of it because lets face it, I want meat for dinner too (pun intended).

But then, just to mess with Jean, Rei suggests you tell Jean that Levi has demanded an in-person request and that Jean-bo won’t get what he wants unless he goes to Levi and Erwin’s office to ask permission personally.

And then we watch the chaos unravel.

#AskMrsSmith #who needs reality when we have HCs?

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heymrspatel · 2 years

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hello my beloved wonderful earth shattering unstoppable tour de force julissa 🥰

i have some questions for you because we are in our getting to know you phase and these are the big three for me 😮‍💨🌻

1. what’s your favourite plant

2. what’s your favourite scent

3. who are you

three very simple, easy to answer questions.

anyway SENDING U VIRTUAL HUGS !!!!!!!!!

KENNY! NO YOU! you are my beloved wonderful earth shattering unstoppable tour de force!!! not only that but you're just out here making every single person that comes across your writing fall endlessly in love with you, like me! i'm in love 🥰🥰🥰

i love questions! let's get into it

1. my favorite plant is this one

apparently it's called croton (i had to text my mom haha!) simply because my grandma always had one in her house and it reminds me of her

2. the smell of pine trees! i love it so much, i've bought and hoarded pine scented candles during the holidays so i can have one available year round in case i need a pick me up 🌲🌲

3. ok... i can not explain to you how much this question SENT ME! 😂😂 i ask myself this everyday, kenny... and i do not have a good answer for you lmao! but let's see, i'm an unhinged girl woman person, i love drawing, i have a boring corporate office job, one sister, two nephews, a cat nephew, i love traveling, and taking pictures, i'm a taurus, i'm fluent in spanish, and i really love winter!

#KENNY DID YOU KNOW YOU ARE AMAZING??#like i seriously love you #💙💙💙#i'm overwhelmed #I'M VERKLEMPT #buffymilkovich #asks

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chuckzacharylevi · 2 years

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Thanks for tagging me @popchoc! Hope you’re doing well!

Rules: Answer the following 11 questions and then ask 11 of your own and tag people.

1. How are you?

I’m good! Ready for 2021 to end haha

2. What was the first album or single you bought?

I think it was Shania Twain’s Up...I was a HUGE Shania Twain fan growing up (My parents even stole the big cardboard advertisement for her album from the store for me 🤣 They just put it in their carriage and kept on shopping lmao)

Edit: It’s been brought to my attention by a friend, not going to name names (but it's @deathtoallmodifiers), that it is not called a “carriage” but a “shopping cart”. BUT WE SAY CARRIAGE HERE, BUDDY.

3. How would your friends describe you?

I’m always described the same way: quiet, loyal, funny, and dependable. And apparently all my coworkers have been talking to each other about how I’m a “sweetheart”? Just found that out a few weeks ago.

4. First celebrity crush?

Liam Neeson and Keira Knightley. Embarrassing story: from the ages of 5-10, I used to have a folder where I kept ANY picture or article I saw about them, no matter how small it was, and my family used to cut them out for me too. I remember going to my grandmother’s house and she gave me a stack of pictures of them she cut out from her magazines, and I hoarded them like a dragon hoards treasure 😂

5. What’s the best gift you got?

This year? Hm...Mario Party (to play with my brother and his girlfriend), a box of chocolates from a kid at the school I work at (I bonded with him a few months ago and since then he really likes me and likes to be where I am), and I also got a lot of fancy teas I’m excited to try!

6. What is something you want to begin learning?

American Sign Language!

7. What is a comfort movie/show for you?

Definitely Chuck, Ugly Betty, and Gilmore Girls! But also, somehow both The Haunting of Hill House and The Haunting of Bly Manor have become comfort shows for me? I don’t know how, but they did!

8. Describe your dream home.

My dream home has a library and a fireplace with some comfy chairs! A big yard too and a place to sit outside. That’s all I got 😂

9. What are three places you want to travel?

Italy, Portugal, and Alaska!

10. What superpower do you want?

Teleportation

11. Tell me a memory that makes you smile.

Every Wednesday spent at my grandmother’s house. I would give ANYTHING to have another Wednesday with her and my family.

Tagging: @deathtoallmodifiers, @lostkate815, @theawkwardestasian, @luckythirteenmd, @blaackwidow, @raccoonhearteyes, and @itsjodiecomer! No pressure!

1. What are your hopes for 2022?

2. What are some of your favorite books, TV shows, or movies you read/watched in 2021?

3. Do you prefer coffee, tea, or hot chocolate?

4. Do you have any pets? If not, what’s your dream pet? (...Also, if you do have a pet, and you’re comfortable doing so, pictures of said pet(s) are MOST welcome :))

5. What’s your favorite TV show?

6. If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be?

7. Favorite food?

8. What’s something on your bucket list?

9. Do you have a favorite quote?

10. Random fact about you?

11. What’s something that made you smile today?

#thanks for tagging me!#tagged

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