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jichan05 · 2 months

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Eka's Portal the special interest website that literally nobody uses.

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queenklu · 3 months

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Reading Frankenstein and we got to the part where "the creature" is created - always a good time bc Victor's immediate response to seeing his work come to fruition is "Oh. ..............Gross." and then he takes a nap.

Then of course when the creature wakes him up he flips out and runs away, which my students were Not Pleased With. (Because of Walton's desperate desire for a friend at the beginning of the book, many students have spent the first few chapters under the misapprehension that Victor is making himself a friend, quote, "Build-a-Bear Style" and finding out how badly he's quote, "mistreating his baby boy" is very upsetting for them).

So then in a fugue state "Vicky Frank" (another nickname from my students) just HAPPENS UPON his BFF Clerval, who is so very happy to see him, and Victor switches instantly into host mode:

Student1: YEAH MAN, I DON'T KNOW WHY HE WOULDN'T BE WHERE YOU LEFT HIM, HE IS A LITERAL 8 FOOT TALL CHILD

Student2: He didn't even babyproof his HOUSE! D:

But the part I wanted to talk about is actually this moment that I'd never noticed before, after VFrank gets Clerval inside his (miraculously) monster-free house, IS THIS:

I'M SORRY??????

HEY VICTOR??????

THE WHAT???????

#frankenstein #there are enormous paragraphs describing the literal filth that Victor is living in #actual YEARS of hyperfixation have Taken Their Toll #AND HE HAD A SERVANT??????????

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mothcpu · 7 months

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lunacy! lunacy! lunacy! lunacy!

#ULTRAKILL #filth #ultratober #used both the album covers for The Seer and We Rose From Your Bed(...) by Swans for references on this one #<- never mentioned I got to see them live recently (and met Gira briefly to get my copy of The Knot signed) fucking incredible performance

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taikanyohou · 9 months

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"My brother was messing with escorts, masseurs, sexual content creators and drug dealers. Now, he's gone MIA. Among all these people, someone has to be the culprit."

PLAYBOYY (2023). Official Teaser.

#playboyy #asianlgbtqdramas #asiandramasource #asiandramanet #boyslovesource #thaidramaedit #dramasource #*#faiza gifs #i am literally living life on the edge here LIKE.#this is fucking INSANE its got EVERYTHING #filth and sex and crime and mystery and just YEAH. WILD SHIT. lets fucking GO!#and yes ive already put a community label on it i know i know #yes these are a LOT of gifs but theres a LOT going on in the teaser sooooooooooooooooo #tw flashing #tw nudity

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ghostgoatsrreal · 11 months

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idk man it’s a little guy

#clownery #clowncore #clown posting #clown art #little guy #clown #clown husbandry #pet clowns??#my room is a mess #the clown lives in filth #ghostgoatposts

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djsxm · 6 months

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This is why we can't have normal QnAs- an @infamous-if meme-

#People dragging Seven ans avina to filth i fear!#I cant even see the QnA but i knows they figthing in there.#Seven and Avina fighting for their LIVES.#Wack em again-#infamousmemes #infamous edit #infamous if

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daily-nicotine · 2 months

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miss bartender you forgot tongue

#i miss them so :)#nozoeli kissing in front of nic sloppy style during work hours #SHE IS BUSY WORKING #SHE DOES NOT WANT TO SEE FILTH #mak: hehe id like what shes having (aka the drink)#also mak: miss bartender where is the tongue? where is your spit? i wanted to feel teeth #im stagnating id like to fling myself to the ground and never come back up #drawing on phone so hard so so hard #why not draw on your lappy u ask well setting up the lappy is a hassle and sitting that long hurts me so bad #anyway enough yapping!!!!#ncmk is still strong in me #mein #daily nicotine #nicomaki #nozoeli #love live

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lilac-hecox · 12 days

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During the watch party for the new sketch, I asked about Ian and Anthony kissing during the smosh sitcom live, and they read it, and Anthony murdered me live on air. 💀

#ianthony #☀️🔍#ian hecox #anthony padilla #smosh the sitcom live #picture viktor laughing his ass off as Anthony reads me to filth on this livestream lmao

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the-gom-jabbar · 7 months

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Reverend Mother Mohaim: *after popping into Paul's bedroom at 4am* This kid can't be the kwisatz haderach, he's skinny as fuck

Paul, who literally just woke up:

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giurochedadomani · 4 months

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“Mmm— That’s nice”, Shanks whispers in Mihawk’s ear, encouraging as the swordsman finds a rhythm grinding against him. Hands slowly tracing his legs settle loosely around the other’s waist. He thinks about the duel, and about their knives, and wonders why not knowing how to do a thing is such an unmatched horror for the other. “How did it go down?”, he asks, adding a quiet “your little dream” when Mihawk frowns.

The swordsman opens his mouth, and for a moment Shanks thinks that he’s going to actually share details— that he’s going to get him to dirty talk, the serious bastard— but then he huffs, hands freezing on Shanks’ shoulders. Well, then.

It’s the thing with Mihawk, this whole— putting himself in a position that invites Shanks to step in, but never actually telling him when and how to do so, and then getting mad, as if Shanks is supposed to magically know. Not for the first time he wonders if it’s some sort of test, if the other wants to make sure that he’s a worthy companion, and although he usually likes the challenge, it’s the root cause more often than not of his headaches.

Shanks kisses his cheek to avoid Mihawk noticing the bit of frustration growing on him, and then continues down the other’s neck, leisurely, focusing on a point over his collarbone that makes him hiss, and then whimper when Shanks starts sucking on it. Trying to picture Mihawk’s reaction if he does leave a hickey, automatically he makes a mental note to pay attention to which places would be best (more visible) to leave one, taking in account Mihawk’s open coat.

Their encounter on the beach comes to his thoughts, and he licks his hand and sneaks it between them, giggling when Mihawk’s indignant squeak (that judgy look that says nasty) breaks into a moan when he wraps it around their cocks.

“Shanks”, Mihawk warns, curving against him as he loses the remnants of his composure in the face of Shanks’ relentless attack. Little whines pull out of him against his will. With his face flush, eyes closed, as he grinds against Shanks’ grip on them, he’s the hottest sight the captain has ever laid his eyes upon.

“Come on, sweetheart, tell me. You can tell me”, he insists, attacking as well the other side of Mihawk’s neck, his hands a vice grip around the other’s back.

“Shanks”, the swordsman warns again, a bit more desperate. He wonders whether he’s about to make him come then and there, heart beating excitedly at the prospect. “I— Nnnn— You were— You used— your tongue on me”.

Oh?

#mishanks #akagami no shanks #dracule mihawk #one piece #one piece live action #opla #it's slowly making its bid to be the longest fic I've ever written #and it's pure filth #not sure how I feel about that #xDDDDDD #fic update

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stlamb · 4 months

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laundry piling up/dirty room? my personal hack for adhd people who hate clutter:

1. gather everything dirty you can & throw into washing machine right now don't think do it right now bitch

2. all your clean stuff around the house + clutter - throw it all on your bed. all of it. preferably in middle so u can't sleep or sit down at all. put ur phone under it first for extra motivation, no fr

3. as fast as you can, pick things up and just throw them in different piles like, super fast like its a game. don't stop to put things away one by one, you WILL get distracted.

so like i do: a.) stuff to hang up b.) tshirts/hoodies (fold away) c.) underwear/socks d.) pjs/sweatpants (fold away)

4. put on music and fold stuff while dancing :3

also i make rules for myself.

my rule of thumb is nothing in my room touches the ground (except things that stay there or bags maybe) ever ever. i have two laundry baskets, one for dirty and one for stuff i just need to put away later if i don't feel up to it. catch-alls SAVE MY LIFE i have them in every room, for small stuff especially. eventually, i clear the catch alls out and put things away. i throw hoodies on a chair sometimes but they never touch the floor. the floor is lava. i do not leave drawers open ever, it takes 2 seconds to close them so make it a rule.

taking the extra 2 seconds to keep things off the floor, have "catch all" containers, close things etc... save me so much hassle and time & the lack of visual clutter keeps me from getting overwhelmed. if i didn't do these things my life would be a mess & it would take longer to find things and get shit done without constant distraction.

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dare-to-dm · 4 months

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I find it very hard to motivate myself to clean because I just don't care. If I lived all alone I'd live in filth. And I have yet to find a way to "trick" myself into it.

Like, if I tell myself "You need to clean the basement before you can play that video game you really like" my brain will just retort with "That bitch is lying, there's nothing stopping us from playing video games whenever we want" and nothing gets done.

The only method that I've discovered that works is a two pronged strategy. First) Invite someone I like to my house to hang out in the near future. Get a solid playdate planned. That'll get my ass in gear.

Then) Get drunk. Sober me is too wily to fall for tricks, but drunk me thinks it's a party if there's music playing and will not only do the bare minimum but will get creative.

This has given me a lot of empathy for those 50s housewives.

#to be clear I don't live in filth #but the only thing that really motivates me is consideration for other people #so I have to weaponize that #if I was a housewife I would definitely be an alcoholic too #Dare Original

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knuckleblaster · 7 months

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