A tripp to Trash & Vaudeville

Lita - WWE Monday Night Raw (September 17, 2001)

Plsss poly Ledge and Fem reader NSFW Headcanons

NSFW Headcanons || Edge & Lita

Warnings: Public sex, getting caught, slapping, just the regular smutty smut.

A/N: Sorry guys this gif just fits the theme here.

I think we could all say that they’re both exhibitionists, if you know you know.

Edge is an absolute slut for watching you and Lita make out, he fucking loves it. 

Lita is meaner than you would think behind closed doors, at least she can be. She likes to slap you, sometimes even does it to Edge if he does something she didn’t ”agree” with.

Expect a lot of locker room sex, they both have incredibly high sex drives.

Lita loves to have you on your knees in front of her while she grinds herself against your tongue.

While Edge is still a more dominant person he’s pretty prone to listening to what Lita says in the bedroom.

Basically what Lita says goes.

Edge is also a sucker for getting head, he likes giving as well but he’ll always prefer receiving. 

Lita really enjoys getting head, it’s probably her favourite.

She likes waking you up by eating you out.

Edge keeps a pretty fast pace, he doesn’t last super long once he’s inside you but definitely long enough.

Lita likes to choke you, especially when she knows you two could easily get caught, she likes the thrill of it. 

That basically goes for anything, the thrill of getting caught drives her crazy and gets her incredibly aroused

Edge is no different, he will unabashedly just grab either you or Lita for a graphic make out sesh in the middle of a hallway. 

He really has no shame.

One time he even fucked you in Vince’s office when he was out, Lita scolded him after that.

He thought it was unfair considering how she’d fucked you in a random corner backstage and the two of you had gotten caught by Eddie.

Lita is really into shower sex, it’s soft, it’s intimate, it’s convenient. What’s there not to like?

She especially likes it after a match.

Edge and Lita get competitive, challenging each other to see who can please you the most.

As for aftercare, Lita likes to shower while Edge prefers a bath. 

They always change the sheets on the bed too just so you get to feel all clean and cozy.

This makes me so emo I'm sorry

girlfight!

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Get to Know Me Meme: [2/20] Women Wrestlers » Lita

“So fuck your rules man, You step up, you'll go down fast. I've got to release all the, Shit that has made up my past.”

Energy burst

Pairing: Jeff Hardy x Fem reader x Lita

Description: Your partners help you fall asleep when you have an energy burst due to your ADHD and Insomnia

You get up from bed after staring at the ceiling for half an hour trying to get yourself to fall asleep but no matter what you did you were still wide awake while your two partners were asleep on either side of you. After getting up you quietly head downstairs to grab a cup of warm milk to help get you tired and eat a small snack while watching tv on the couch smiling when your cat Tulip jumps on the couch and begins to make biscuits on your belly which helps relax your body as you drink on the milk looking up when the throw blanket slips off the couch only to see both your partners looking down at you melting when Lita caresses your face and Jeff lightly runs his hands through your hair rubbing your temples and scalp "What wrong baby? Can't sleep?" you nod while petting tulip with your legs on jeff's lap and head on lita's as you tell them of your random energy bursts from your adhd or insomnia which would keep you up the whole night even when you were exhausted only getting sleep if you took a strong sleeping med or pass out cold from exhaustion and the energy finally seeping out of you. You look from the TV to see jeff rubbing your legs as lita runs her hand through your hair looking over to the table when you see jeff lays something down only to see a melatonin pill smiling sweetly at him remembering what helps you sleep taking the med and staying in the living room until you couldn't keep your eyes open going to stand only to be lifted up by lita who carries you upstairs with jeff behind the two of you lightly giggling at tulip curling up on the spare blanket at the end of the bed as the three of you lay down and wrap yourselves around each other falling asleep a second after your back was pressed against jeff's chest and head tucked in the crook of lita's neck with an arm wrapped around lita and the other on top of jeff's splayed across your side with both their hands intertwined with your own.

merry trishmas eve y’all!!

i just need more jeff hardy fics dude, i swear i’ve read them all😭

Happy Birthday Lita (April 14, 1975)

Could you write a hc of being the daughter of Lita and Edge? Maybe someone brings her up in a promo

Cross the line || Edge x Daughter!Reader x Lita

Summary: Edge will take a lot of badmouthing from Jericho. When he brings up you and Lita though, that's a whole different story.

The arena buzzed with energy as Chris Jericho's words cut through the air during his fiery promo. But the atmosphere shifted when he brought up you, Edge's beloved daughter, and Lita, your mom, in a disparaging light. Jericho's words, dripping with malice, were aimed at them, casting a shadow of disdain and disrespect over your family.

In that instant, Edge's expression darkened. His demeanor transformed from calm to a fierce determination as he stood in the ring, refusing to let Jericho's insults slide. The crowd's cheers turned into a hush as Edge's voice cut through the tension.

"You think it's okay to talk about my family like that?" Edge's tone was steely, his eyes narrowing with intensity. "You don't cross that line, Jericho."

The arena erupted with a mix of gasps and cheers as Edge's raw emotion resonated with the crowd. He wasn't going to let anyone tarnish the names of the two most important women in his life.

Lita stood beside Edge, her stance poised yet filled with a quiet strength. Her eyes met Edge's, silently acknowledging the fierce protectiveness he held for his family.

Jericho's smug demeanor faltered as Edge's passion fueled the ring. The intensity in Edge's gaze was unwavering, his protective instincts at the forefront. Jericho had crossed a line, and Edge wasn't about to let him get away with it.

"You don't mess with my family," Edge's voice boomed, echoing through the arena. "You just made a huge mistake."

With a determined stride, Edge and Lita stood united, sending a clear message that no one, not even a seasoned pro like Jericho, could disparage their family without facing consequences.

The tension in the ring crackled like lightning, the tension palpable as Edge's protectiveness enveloped you and Lita. In that moment, it was evident that the bond of family was a force not to be reckoned with—a force that would defend fiercely and stand strong against any adversity.

Drew fans come get you crumbs!!!!

LITA 2000

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