Link’s entire identity being based around his dads to him cutting his father off.
Scary’s identity being based around hating her stepfather to her stepfather dying.
Normal’s entire identity being based around school spirit and the power of friendship to being constantly let down and ignored by his friends.
Taylor’s identity being based around being the coolest teen alive. no commentary he’s right.
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i love that link refuses to stop mentioning that the whole group are spouses. like not even pretending it doesnt exist but ACTIVELY going out of his way to mention in whenever he can. he truely is their husband. hes dedicated.
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Okay but to Darryl, his son disappeared and just comes back with a whole ass child?
But I feel like Darryl after all the shit he went through was not like “OH MY GOD WHERE DID THAT BABY COME FROM” and was more like “I’m a grandpa :D”
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I love how the teens, rather than reading the letter to get the very obvious hint that Ron would be at the business booth, went to the booths that made them the happiest.
For a moment they weren’t teenagers with the weight of the universe on their shoulders, they were kids with hopes of a good future where they could do the things they love. Unlike their fathers and their fathers before them, there’s still a spark of hope that things will really be alright.
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lark being link’s new npc-to-hate since HE WHO SHALL NOT BE NAMED died is the funniest fucking thing
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HI i see your post asking for what to deaw ajd i know its millionsnof hours late but SWIFTLI....? FOR ME.....? PLEASE......? also hi im cookies
is this ask from like september? dont worry about it its fine (lol sorry cookies)
autism is their super power
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since link is established to canonically be the Oldest in the podcast, i'm lowkey manifesting that Boss Kicks pulls seniority rights on willy at some point
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Dndads headcannons in celebration of a new episode (not related)
• Glenn Close HAD nipple piercings. He doesn’t wear them any more, but he will gladly show pictures if asked.
• Daryl Wilson got so fucking confused watching Top Gun the first time. The volleyball scene was his favorite part but if you asked him why he couldn’t explain it to you.
• Ron Stampler eats erasers.
• Henry Oak Garcia paints nude paintings of himself and his beautiful talented wife Mercedes. They’re ranged from abstract to insane realism. None of the realisms are actually fully done yet bc he insists Mercedes deserves perfection.
• Ron Stampler fucking loved Lazy Town the show.
• Paeden went on to be happy and never die. It’s canonical, Anthony Burch told me himself.
• where the fuck is Yeet Biggley
• Henry likes to take photos of random things to “appreciate the Beaty of all my surroundings” and he prints them off and places it on a large mosaic he’s creating.
• Lark and Sparrow call it his “stalker wall” or more affectionately, his “serial k!ller wall”
• Scary Marlowe reads Warrior Cats. I personally haven’t, and don’t plan to but she reads the vibe of my friends that have.
• Normal draws fanart of all his friends and quietly ships them together. He used to be a hardcore gothcleats guy but he’s seen the chemistry between swiftkicks. (Don’t ship real people btw but he’s a hs he don’t know no better) He stoutly refuses to ship KickWorthy.
• Samantha Stampler is still alive and she’s kicking ass as a therapist. She doesn’t know about Terry yet.
• Carol, Mercedes, and Samantha meet up for book club regularly. They don’t actually read books Tho they get together to eat food and talk shit.
• Ron Stampler ate my homework.
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