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basic-bitch-alkali · 2 months
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not my bestie tryna convince me that a CoHo book is good
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ermwhatsup · 5 months
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the fact that the doctor still hasn’t bothered to come up with a good, convincing response to the very standard question “what’s your name” despite the fact that they have been alive for literally thousands of years and it continually gets them in trouble is absolutely ridiculous and astounding yet also entirely in character
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marvins-linguinie · 2 years
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something about a girl named max and a boy named lucas dating, just clicks in my head
like, i feel like lucas would read a book that max is reading, just so he could hear her talk about it
or when they watch a scary movie, he would let max choose.
max would come to every one of his basketball games, and would cheer SO loud for lucas
max likes to tease lucas about the millions of times they have broken up, and how he always seems to get her back
saying things like 'oh yeah? well next time we break up, a necklace isn't going to win me over. you're going to make a whole speech about how sorry you are. that might sway my decision'
and max comes to lucas's practice's for basketball, but she just reads
every so often, she glances up
'this one's for you, max!'
he throws the ball, aiming for the hoop, but completely misses
she can't help but smile, because she knows that she's not going to let that go for awhile
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liquidstar · 6 months
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If my mom sees a significant amount of blood she gets lightheaded, and has fainted on some occasions. Once it happened when we were kids, I wasn't there to witness it but I heard the story from my dad. Basically my brothers, around 7 or 8 at the time, were playing outside while my mom was making their lunch, and she accidentally cut her finger. It wasn't anything serious, but it drew a fair bit of blood and she passed out. My dad saw this and rushed over, but he didn't really know what to do so he just sort of started slapping her to wake her up (not recommended, but he had no idea and panicked)
At that exact moment my brothers both came in from playing, and all they saw was our mom unconscious on the floor and our dad slapping her. So, like, without even saying a word to each other they both just INSTANTLY start whaling on him, like, full blown attack mode to defend our mom. Which obviously didn't help the situation, but she did wake up and everything was fine.
Now our dad says that he's actually really glad they attacked him over what they thought was going on, because it means he raised good boys. And I still think that's true, they're very good boys.
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platyroonism · 2 months
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aren't you tired of being nice? don't you just wanna go apeshit?
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theoldkyokodied · 7 months
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Really quick doodles of a few scenes from the stream yesterday. Including combat flirting taunting, gale’s magnificently distracting shoes and.. whatever you wanna call gale agreeing to give 15 gold to astarion 😐😑😐😑😐 (that’s me blinking)
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lesbianshepard · 7 months
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while frustrating, the funniest response to historical erasure of same sex couples is people wildly overcorrecting and assuming any interaction between two men in history was a secret homosexual relationship covered up by Big Historian. i saw someone on r/sapphoandherfriend sincerely ask if Thomas Jefferson and John Adams were lovers.
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mydairpercabeth · 3 months
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cousin bonding 🥰
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nyomkitten · 3 months
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a non-exhaustive list of Quirky Typos from this article i had to copy and reformat from a PDF:
India -> 1ndia
startup -> many variations including staffup / staftup / stafiup / starhlp
heavy metal (the element) -> healy metal
prool -> proof
programme -> prograrnme
transformative -> translormalir e (isn't that a fantasy setting)
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ruushes · 6 months
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> pull her into a hug
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blubun0309 · 3 months
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// Hazbin Hotel spoilers I guess
Whoever's running the HH Twitter account deserves a fucking raise oh my lord
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peachebo · 5 months
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I remember I had a concept about alternative ending of sl where michael brings ennard home and jus lives very normal life with a killing machine...
also here's ennard with da cat
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figgyblossom · 1 year
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FNAF Cassidy knows how to “help” Michael Afton
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geryone · 1 year
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the main experience of being in my 20s has been standing in the middle of a grocery store & checking my notes app grocery list
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loriache · 28 days
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Thoughts of a newly resurrected girl
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