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dreamingticklee · 1 month
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i love not being able to get away from the tickles 🫣
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danurso · 5 years
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(Im not the hugest fan of rule 63 characters like leia ren, carla winchester or sunny wukong, but for some reason mercuria hit me in a soft spot {no, not that soft spot you pervs (≖_≖ )} and i really liked some stuff between her and jaune, and so she's from now on a part of jaune's massive harem here in my blog, and this will be her first appearance, although i want to make something later just for her)
*CEM(N), JNPR and RWBY are out in a forest for a field mission*
Emerald: ugh...i can’t believe it's finally over. If i ever see those kids again i’ll either kill myself or kill them.
Mercuria: then you better let your testament ready, we still have to take a trip back to beacon with them, have you forgot?
Emerald: *head falls in depression*
Cinder: focus, we can’t let anyone notice us before our plan is complete, and if that means that we’ll need to be friendly with those eight then we’ll have to bear it for now.
Emerald: i know, it's just...how can they be so happy all the time?
Mercuria: *with a grin* dunno, how can you be so annoying all the time?
Emerald: shut up mercuria! I'm not in the mood for that!
Mercuria: come and make me.
Emerald: you...
Cinder: if you two don’t stop right now, i’ll get rid of both. *flares the flame in her right eye*
Emerald: r-right, im sorry.
Mercuria: sorry.
Cinder: *sighs* forget about it, just stop bickering.
Emerald: y-yes ma’am.
Cinder: it won’t take long until we reach the meeting point, don’t drop your facade, no matter how unbearable they are.
Emerald: *sighs* yes ma’am.
Mercuria: well...not all of them are unbearable, that blondie is kinda cute.
Emerald: arc? Of course you would like him.
Mercuria: i don't like him, he’s too much of a spineless coward for my liking, we all studied he and his team, we know how innocent and pure he is, i just think i could have some fun teasing him.
Emerald: *rolling her eyes* it had to be.
Mercuria: come on, you saw how he blushed when i showed a little bit of cleavage back on the ship, i wonder what other faces he can do.
Emerald: you’re not going to start are you?
Mercuria: for real now emmy, are you going to say that he doesn’t interest you in any way?
Emerald: physically speaking, he seems decent enough, everything else is just uninteresting, he’s too much of a goody two shoes for me, if he had at least one evil bone in his body i could have some interest, but since he doesn’t i’m not interested.
Mercuria: what about you boss? What do you think about arc?
Cinder: just like emerald said, he’s physically decent enough, but everything else about him is just uninteresting. he’s stupid, coward, weak and sickeningly kind, i could never have interest in someone like him.
Mercuria: thought so.
Emerald: you’re not really planning to get involved with arc are you? You know we have our own plans to focus right?
Mercuria: nah, i was just thinking it could be fun to tease him. If i ever get interested in a boy he would need to be cruel, dominant, sadistic and merciless, he would basically need to be arc’s direct opposite.
Emerald: that does sounds more like your kind of man.
Mercuria: not only my kind, i know you two have the same taste for men as i do.
Emerald: mens like this don’t exist. They are either corrupted cowards or completely insane psychos, a man who can be both good looking, strong and cruel to the right degree is probably rarer than a maiden.
Cinder: and that's why you should stop talking about mens and start thinking more about our plans, it's not like any of us will ever find someone like this.
Mercuria: well, i can dream can’t i?
Emerald: dream later, we arrived. *walks inside a clearing to see all members of team RWBY injured on the ground*
Cinder: *with a fake concerned tone* what happened? Are you okay?
Yang: *coughs weakly* a group of five mercenaries showed up out of nowhere and sent a barrage of explosives in our direction.
Pyrrha: we heard the explosions and found them like this.
Ren: apparently they were fighting the mercenaries before we got there.
Nora: we managed to pick them up and run away, but jaune stayed back to hold them.
Emerald: where is he now?
Pyrrha: we don’t know exactly, somewhere towards north.
Cinder: we’re going after him, don’t worry. *bolts away*
*a few minutes later*
Mercuria: you think he’s still alive?
Emerald: he’s facing five mercenaries on his own, he’s for sure dead right now.
Cinder: still, if we bring arc back alive they will trust us more easily, and that can help in our plans.
Mercuria: so we kick some asses and save the blondie, sounds good to me.
???: AAAHHHHH!!!
Emerald: over there!
Mercuria: bye bye arc, it was good while it lasted.
Cinder: even if arc is dead, let's at least capture the mercenaries so- *freezes*
Mercuria: .........i think we won’t be able to capture them. *starting at the three corpses on the ground, the first one with a large gash on the stomach and guts spilling out, the second with the head split in half and the third was cut in half by the torso.*
???: i’ll ask you one last time. Who. sent. you?
CEM: *looks ahead to see jaune without his chestplate, with ragged clothes and covered in blood while two mercenaries backed away fearfully from him*
Mercenary 1: *holding the bleeding stump that was once his right arm* n-no one sent us, p-please just let us g- *sword pierces his mouth and through the back of his head*
Emerald: is that really jaune arc?
Mercuria: i don’t know.
Jaune: *kicks the now dead body and pulls out his sword, glaring at the last mercenary*
Mercenary 2: *backing up on the ground with a terrified expression* w-wha- he was telling the truth! W-we don’t work for anyone! We just bait huntsmans here to steal them!
Jaune: *slowly walking towards him* ohh but i know he was talking the truth.
Mercenary 2: *panicked* t-then why did you killed him!?
Jaune: *grabs him by the throat and slams him against a tree* do you know who i am?
Mercenary 2: w-what? O-o-of course not.
Jaune: my name is jaune arc, son of alexander arc and grandson of john arc.
Mercenary 2: arc? B-but they are a family of heroes.
Jaune: i know...
Mercenary 2: how can someone like you be part of that fami-AAARGGH!!
Jaune: *with his sword through the mercenary’s left shoulder and twisting it slowly* don’t interrupt me when i'm talking, okay?
Mercuria: *blushes* w-when did he got so...
Emerald: dominant? *also blushing* cruel? I have no idea.
Mercenary 2: *nods frantically*
Jaune: yes the arcs are most known as a family of kind hearted heroes, but i’ll let you know a little secret about us. *smirks darkly* once you hurt someone dear to us, we set the honor, the kindness and the mercy aside and turn into vengeful blood-thirsty monsters.  *starts to twist his sword again with an unsettling smirk*
Mercenary 2: AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
Cinder: something is wrong, when did arc became so *blushes* attractive?
Jaune: do you understand now? Why did i killed your friends and why i’m doing this to you? *tightens the grip on his neck*
Mercenary 2: YES!! I UNDERSTAND!! PLEASE JUST LET ME GO!!
Jaune: ............okay. *let go him*
Mercenary 2: *falls on the ground coughing before looking back at him surprised*
Jaune: what?
Mercenary 2: y-you’re not going to kill me?
Jaune: no. *sheathes sword*
Mercenary 2: *confused* r-really?
Jaune: i already said that no, i won’t kill you. and an arc never goes back on his word.
Mercuria: *sighs* i knew it was too good to be true.
Mercenary 2: t-thank you. *gets up and tries to run but gets yanked back falling on the ground* wha-AAHHHH!!
Jaune: *stomping his legs, breaking both of them*
CEM: *eyes widen in surprise*
Mercenary 2: AAARRGHH!! I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU WOULDN’T KILL ME!?!?
Jaune: and i won’t kill you *smirks pointing at a ursa coming towards them* but i can’t say the same for him.
Mercenary 2: w-wait! Nononono! Please-
Jaune: *grabs him by the hem of his shirt* fun fact, ursas have a extremely painful bite, and they chew a lot too. *smirk gets wider* Hope you two have fun. *throws him at the ursa*
Mercenary 2: NOOO!! PLEASE!! *gets bitten in the shoulder* AAAHHHH!! *gets dragged back into the forest*
Jaune: *still smirking* bye-bye you fucker. *turns around* now i need to get back to- *freezes*
CEM: *staring at his ragged post-battle form covered in blood*
Jaune: d-did you...just saw that?
CEM: *nods*
Jaune: oh god, l-look, i know what you’re thinking but please don’t panic. I-it's just that-
Cinder: *grabs him by what's left of his hoodie and pulls him into a heated kiss*
Jaune: *blushes*
Cinder: *breaks the kiss and stares at him with hungry amber eyes* You and Me. Bed. Now!
Jaune: w-what!? C-cinder i-
Mercuria: hey! You’re not planning to let us out are you? *hugs jaune’s arm between her breasts* i also want a piece of him. *licks her lips and opens a perverted grin*
Jaune: *blushing deeply* w-what!?
Emerald: *hugging his other arm between her breasts* i want a piece of him as well. *with a sultry look*
Cinder: of course, you can have a piece once i get mine’s
Jaune: *blushing to a atomic degree* w-what!? What do you mean with that!?
Mercuria: we mean that all of us have been pretty naughty latelly, and you look like you know a lot about punishing other peoples, mind showing us how would you punish some bad girls?
Jaune: *blushing to a solar level* WHAT!?
Emerald: we’re just curious to see how rough you can be, think you can show us?
Jaune: l-look, as flattered as i am feeling right now, we just know each other for about a month and-
Cinder: it doesn’t matter. Let's make a deal, you give us what we want and we won’t tell anyone what just happened, deal?
Jaune: i...... *sighs* i guess i have no choice right?
Emerald: no.
Mercuria: nope.
Cinder: i don’t think so.
Jaune: *sighs again* your funeral. *wraps hands around theirs waits and pins them on the ground* and don’t blame for what happens next *smirks sultrily* once i start i won’t stop, okay?
CEM: *blushes and shudders* okay.
*two hours later*
Pyrrha: they’re taking too long, shouldn’t we search for them?
Ren: but we can leave them like this.
Ruby: we’re already better, our aura healed most of the damage.
Weiss: go search them, we’ll be fine.
Pyrrha: okay *gets up* we’ll be right ba-
Jaune/CEM: we’re back.
Pyrrha: thank god, are you oka- *stares at jaune covered in bruises, blood and hickeys and CEM in a similar state while smiling brightly*
Ruby: err...what happened?
Cinder: the mercenaries were tougher than we expected, it took us a while to take them down.
Blake: and where are they?
Emerald: they escaped, unfortunately.
Yang: oookaay...but why are you all covered in hickeys?
Mercuria: they had some kind of gun that was really powerful, our aura protected us from the real damage but the bullets still marked us wherever they hit.
Weiss: really? Because none of us saw any guns with them when they attacked us.
Mercuria: i know right? Those guns came out of nowhere. we tried to take the mercenaries down quickly but they kept coming back, we put them down several times but they just kept coming and coming *drooling with a perverted smile a blush* and coming and coming and coming *shivers* until we couldn’t take anymore.
RWBY/NPR: *raises eyebrow*
Cinder: *hugging jaune’s arm* but thanks to jaune we managed to win them, he was just like one of those heroes we see in the movies.
Emerald: *hugging his other arm* yeah, he really was.
Weiss: *sighs* whatever, we don’t have time to deal with this, we’re all dirty and tired so can we just take the bullhead and go back to beacon?
RBY: *groans and nods*
Pyrrha: let's go then, the extraction point is nearby. *walks away*
RWBY/NR: *nods and starts to walk away as well*
Jaune: *sighs in relief* looks like they didn’t suspect anything, thanks for keeping my secret girls.
Emerald: no problem but... *blushing a bit* do you think we deserve a reward for that?
Jaune: *raises eyebrow* you want a reward?
CEM: *nods*
Jaune: well...you did kept my secret like you promise, and you also did a great job answering their questions, you made more than enough to deserve a reward, so don’t worry *smirks* once we get back to beacon i will make sure to give you three loads of reward, is that okay to you?
CEM: *blushes and shudders* yes daddy.
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