Omg the fall. Unfortunately he also managed to get up

For whoever wanted to see Miya and Tomoe making out, dw it's on my drawing list. It's gonna happen 😃👍

gently bullying my dog into taking his sedatives the night before his vet appointment because he is a Professional but also a Worm Who Is Scared Of Needles and singing to him my new number one hit signal We Are Getting Drugged Tonight

my fave eats worms

Man this Sonic x Claymore fanfic is going to be my magnum opus. Once I'm done writing it I will explode in brilliant light. Women from all over will desire me carnally. I will get a 1958 Edsel Ranger in perfect condition, given to me from the stars. And my back pain will go away.

My mom is worried about me having long hands because it's too manish but I think it's cool

tentoo is ten but ten isn't tentoo anymore. hope that helps.

annoys my followers talking about eurovision like months and months later 

lrb no you dont get it each time i finish a chapter i

smoking the shit that made tesla coil

Wiggly

yes.

rock them sticks and wake me like a worm

I’m tired of logically functioning world mechanics--gonna write a story about a dragon who lives in a giant mushroom with a god complex who’s best friend is a goldfish that may or may not speak in morose code bubbles--no, that’s not a typo, yes I wrote morose code it’s a fucking fish you think he knows what serotonin is??

do you ever just.. wanna lay on the sidewalk in the rain

Zhura's a crafty little bitch, huh

Ayy anon gets what’s up

I’m inherently skeptical and suspicious but I wasn’t always pessimistic.