Guys were getting a technically date. WE FUCKIN WIN!

Because I've come up with LORE for this, I will now add it.

The Sonic Underground were chatting up the mercenary lizard Ophelia, and she revealed to them the existence of Bouncer's Funtime Palace! A place that, contrary to the name, was anything BUT fun. In fact it was a grueling obstacle course, sometimes veering on torture with how rough it was to make it halfway, let alone to the end!

OF course, this was Ophelia talking about it. And well, she's prone to exaggerating the truth. So off a group of them went - Sonic, Amy, Ovi, Nebula, Manic, Yuki, Sonia, Erco, Wesser, and Arura. It'd be pretty simple. Just get through the seven rooms, or was it floors, and make it to the end for a grand prize. Easy!

The first two floors were a joke. Easy for the group to get through.

Then came the Ball Pit. As in, a room with that was a giant pit, ringed with devices that fired out balls. Hard hitting balls, strong enough enough to knock someone senseless. Several of the party went down before the trick to the room was figured out. Things only got worse from there.

Finally the group made it before the entrance to the last room. What grand prize awaited, and what gruelling struggle lay before them?

As it turned out, a giant bowling ball. That bowled right into them, scattering them back down the hall way. If that wasn't enough to turn the lights out for them, then the sleeping gas that followed after did them in. Leaving their battered, worn out bodies strewn about the hall in slumber. At least until the clean up crew arrived.

In short order, the Underground troop was loaded up into a Body Removal Crate - really, a repurposed dumpster - and left outside for pick up. Lucky for them, they had a good friend on stand by to get them.

Ophelia passed by the Underground wanted posters (crudely drawn ones at that) and strolled right up to the BRC. Leaning against the dumpster with one arm resting on its top, she couldn't help the wide smirk that decorated her face.

"So! Bouncer's Palace sure is a barrel of laughs, isn't it? Guess it was too much fun for you lot to handle. But hey, next time you'll think twice when I warn you and end up having the last laugh!"

The group could only offer a tired groan of protest, though it may be fairer to say that one or two of them moved in their sleep at that time. With a low chuckle to herself, Ophelia slid her guitar out from its case. A few strums later, and off the dumpster went, pushed along by Ophelia's magic.

She was so going to rub this into their faces later.

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Pack AU, Ginger the Blue Jay, Yuki Tomoe, Ovi Kintobor, and Nebula the Space Dragoness, Erco/Edge the Sharp, Arura Tomes, and Wesser the Sea Turtle belong to @aquillis-main.

Ophelia the Monitor Lizard belongs to @the-fourth-knower aka MEEEEE

Y'all

Y'ALL

I WAS FINALLY ACTUALLY ABLE TO WRITE SOMETHING

I CANNOT EXPLAIN TO YOU HOW GOOD THIS FEELS

Based off of @aikochan97's AMAZING red thread art (which you can find here), a long one shot of you, Sun, and Moon sharing the Red Thread of Fate / Red String of Fate.

I wanted to write something cute and wholesome okay aklsdjhaksjd SUE ME

Meat pies from vault

“I recently caught up with a moth that I had guided a few seasons ago. They grew up so much and has settled down in Vault as one of the many few craftsmen in the realm. They had asked me if I wanted to come with them to a new cafe that opened up in the realm which was rumored that they were using some fine tableware. The plates all had the same glow as when I use to paint murals back then, and they made the food look like something out of those, what did the memory cubes call it? Fairytales? After we ordered some tea, my friend told me to order some meat pies.

The chef first cuts the meat into tiny chunks and season them using some native spices hailing from the starlight desert. Sometimes if you’re lucky, you can order between crab meat and Krill meat since there is a market that takes place once a season where wasteland skykids and vault skykids trade goods with each other. Afterwards, they then make some dough and place the meat into them. Finally, they top it off with a cross stitch pattern on the pies and then bake them into an oven until they are golden brown. The dough is light and crispy, and it almost breaks away when you bit into it. The meat is tender and juicy, and paired with the dough balances out its heavy taste. If you decide to choose Krill meat, they sometimes add in vegetables and make the pies extra stuffed and makes it a little spicy to give it a good kick. Eating them warmed my chest and brought back some nostalgia for when I ate my first rice porridge as a young skykid in isle. I spoke fondly with my pupil while eating and we laughed about some old memories.

Speaking of my past pupils, I should tell Anma about this place. I heard her group of mural workers are getting close to vault and she does love trying out food that can be eaten on the go.”

- Donovan’s entries

Hi!!!! So you post really spooky stuff? Can’t wait to see it!

OMG HIIII!!!! :DDDDD ME TOO!! I saw a couple weird trees and people but other than that not much iz happening >:(( I think the only weird think that was freaky was the broadcast that came on the motel tv :///

WHY DIDNT YALL SAY SOMETJING ?!!!

Open Starter call

Probably just something short n small

Quarterly haul of Free Shit from work

Walked 12 kilometres at the con today, just got back from the 2 hour train ride. Now it's time to finish Yakuza 4.

gonna turn into a terrifying monster and terrorize new york

YES

just hit me how close whumptober is (o‿o)

me just realizing that myths are constantly adapted and changed over time, and now I have a valid reason to make everything gay

demon of nowhere is streaming let’s go support them :D

why are u all so funny and good at making textposts

anon thank u im so glad u think we're funny LOL <33 i have no idea how we do it tbh

I cannot believe this, i gotta go rewatch every tfa episode rq because i haven't watched all of it before when i was like 4