screenshot redraw of their first meeting

Lartis doodle^^

FIVE-FINGER DISCOUNT - CHAPTER 1

 https://www.fanfiction.net/s/14317414/1/Five-Finger-Discount

“I’m so glad you came” The whisper in her ear sent a pleasant shiver down her spine. She closed her eyes and leaned into the embrace. “Thank you for inviting me here,” she said as she felt her loosely braided hair being pushed back and a pair of soft, warm lips delicately planted themselves onto her exposed neck. She bit her lip and turned around. “I have to admit I’ve missed this, Lara. That glorious, juicy ass of yours” A pair of hands suddenly pulled her even closer and squeezed her bottom, gently yet firmly. Lara could not suppress a grin. She gazed longingly into a pair of strong, glistening eyes and brushed aside a dark strand of hair from them before leaning in for a passionate kiss. The pair sunk into each other for a moment, and the gentle exchange slowly turned into an excited urgency.

Hi everbody! I am very excited to announce my first complete Tomb Raider fanfiction - a short, little story titled “Five-Finger Discount”. There are three chapters total and I will be uploading one every day. ( Don’t worry, the entire story is already finished and ready to go ;) ) Sit back and enjoy a saucy little adventure. Months have gone by since the events in Paris and Prague. A certain artifact has led our British adventurer to Athens and into the arms of an old lover. A high society event promises the chance for an exciting heist and the Tomb Raider finally gets her much anticipated revenge on an unexpected partner in crime.

Enjoy! :D

Lartis brainrot hours

My life is complete 😩

Before we begin, I owe you an apology. I haven't updated this fic for a year, basically because I'm now a mother… of twins! Which makes it exceedingly difficult to find time to write and complete what little I have left to finish this fanfic. However, I'll try to do it ASAP, because I hate unfinished projects, and I already have enough of these among my personal writings. At least I'll finish the fanfics. So, I'm sorry you had to wait for this, and thanks for being there, always.

If Tomb Raider: The Angel of Darkness were to be remade, I'd modify the infamous Louvre scene in which Kurtis disarms Lara: instead of having him gratuitously grope her like in the original, have him use his telekinetic powers to make her drop her weapons, but as his hand hovers over her arms, it leaves a trail of waking goosebumps on her skin. With today's technology this could be achieved just fine and the scene wouldn't look so out of place, not to mention it would still add "sexual tension" vibes, albeit less creepy. Plus this would make more sense according to Kurtis’ character, since he is rather keen on keeping his distance from Lara.

cody and obi-wan sitting in a LAAT/i

k i s s i n g

"Domiciles"

What other clone in the galaxy uses that word, besides Tech? He cracked Phee's encryption on her navicomputer without issue, which you can bet was pretty advanced.

But...maybe he isn't as brainwashed as he appears. Did anyone else notice how the typical clone accent was heavy when he was talking to Hemlock, but he sounded more like Crosshair when he was on Pabu?

There was a whole ass Imperial cruiser on Pabu, equipped with detention cells and hundreds of armed guards...and he just threw the highly essential asset in the back of his suped up space corvette and said, "she's with me", before he peaced out and left his imp buddies. Highly sus.

date :)

Lartis… i can‘t draw today😆

FIVE FINGER DISCOUNT - CHAPTER 3

“Are you mad at me?” He finally asked while he helped her crack open the door leading back into another hallway. He couldn’t deny it any longer, she must have been.  “Do I have a reason to be?” Lara returned, trying her best to mask the disappointment boiling in her gut. His question almost set her off. Kurtis swallowed but didn’t respond. They snuck inside and Lara immediately made her way straight towards Kassandra’s office door. Producing the keycard, she’d stolen from Kassandra, from her little purse once more she deactivated the lock and quickly slid inside letting the heavy door almost hit Kurtis in the face.  “Yep, you’re mad at me” he muttered under his breath more to himself than her.

And here it is, the final chapter of Five-Finger Discount! https://www.fanfiction.net/s/14317414/3/Five-Finger-Discount

I've had so much fun writing this little adventure and I really hope you guys had fun reading it <3

fineeeeeee, 23

23: ship you've unwillingly come around to

DONT EVEN LOOK AT ME OLLY SHUT UP LOOK AWAY DONT EVEN SPEAK TO ME ABT IT!!!!! Raaaagh!!! um anyway it’s Rexwalker xoxo

ive been getting into persona and i dint have the brain power for an au but i know gladdy would be fortune arcana and a mavigator his ass is Not fighting

(but hes doing little miracles and stuff :) guessing the enemy weakness.. locating enemies n stuff)

he’d probably be jealous of how donald can fight tho lol

This sequence is gonna be the death of me 😭😭😭😭

So if I were to make a calendar based on Mr. Trent. and totally use my grahuc desuugner skills to draw him. and create pages. and make them to be printed for free and include a totally sfw poster with a certain piercing Jenni mentioned in her book.

can I get a spicy fanfic of yours in return?

#it's been years and I still adore Kurtis #got a damn LV tattoo on my whole lower arm #pls don't shame me I will ship Lartis forever bye

Fair enough! ;)

Buuuut I don't take delivery ends because hell, my last fanfic is still unfinished and I just can't get myself some time to properly close it. And I still own a spicy oneshot to @luluvonv and it's a wonder why didn't she kill me yet! But of course I'd definitely try to get it done!

I'm not familiar with Milward's headcanon on Kurtis having any piercing or I don't remember it, though. It's been a while since I read her first fanfic. I've not read her last, either.

#pls don't shame me I will ship Lartis forever bye

Excuuuse me? No shame here, we're all in the same Lartis hell.

Be proud!