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lonestar-badash · 6 months

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I’m pretty sure this is why you logged on today…

If not, Happy HUUUUUMMMP Day anyway!

#l-ba #HUUUUUMMMP DAY!

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badinfluence-damngoodtime · 3 months

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3 - Bubba’s School of Dance.

#l-ba #jlyop #concert series #90s country #shenandoah #if bubba can dance #i can too #spotify #late entry

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lonestar-badash · 6 months

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#l-ba #tiktok #I’m nice #until I’m not #I got a good heart #but fuck off

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lonestar-badash · 2 months

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#l-ba #i’ll be

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lonestar-badash · 6 months

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First, let’s fix this erroneous “ask…”

You have gained some (a lot!) of fucking weight. You’ve worn wigs all this time? What else is fake? Tits, ass, and smile? Those teeth need some braces or something.

Second, I don’t owe anyone (and I do mean anyone!) a single fucking thing… not an explanation, not a minute of my fucking time. I am SO thankful that this nasty “ask” was sent to someone who is mentally and emotionally strong enough to handle it.

Third,

1) Then.

2) Now.

3) Natural.

4) Synthetic.

5) $9,500.

6) Peloton’s monthly membership.

7) Smiling big while I still have teeth because…

8) *no caption needed*.

I do not allow anyone or anything to be the thief of my joy, especially an indecent human being like the one above.

Maybe I did gain weight, but do you know why? I do have beautiful curly hair that most women would love to have but I love wigs… do you know why? I did have a $9,500 breast augmentation, but do you know why? And, why would I un-ass the money for braces when I have 8 crowns in my mouth?

Whoever you are, you look like a fucking fool because everything you said, says nothing about me… and everything about you.

#l-ba #my asks #grammar matters!#i do me for me because of me #you do you #mind your own biscuits #life will be gravy

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lonestar-badash · 2 months

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