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FELLOW SADISTS: Looking for a new way to hurt your masochist sub? Use words like “gyatt” and “bussin” in the bedroom to inflict psychic damage.
#kxsalt jokes#don’t actually#bd/sm lifestyle#bd/sm kink#bd/sm relationship#bd/sm sadist#sadist dom#sadist kink#sadistic#soft sadist#sadisim#sadist for masochist#age g4p#agepl@y
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Anal is great because there’s a perfectly good hole right there next to it that won’t hurt as much and would be way less embarrassing if I used it instead but I don’t fucking care, shut up and bite the pillow
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FYI, I sleep naked with the windows and doors unlocked - so subs can sneak in and cuddle up next to me in bed.
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For the record: I’m a cishet man, but I will absolutely send you smut if you’re LGBTQ+. I know what website I’m on. I know who runs this shit. I’ll give you your cut. Don’t hurt me.
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Trying to find a dumb slut that’s actually fucking stupid. Why do the intelligent girls always want to get dommed. Like ma’am you have a PHD in an area of math that uses Greek letters, I’m having a hard time being condescending to you right now.
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The natural antagonist of the catgirl is the cat cat:
- cat cat jumps on the bed and interrupts playtime (rude)
- cat cat steals the pillow, Owner’s chest (selfish)
- cat cat does not get punished for crimes (unfair)
- cat cat gets to spend all his time with Owner (jealous)
- Owner has more photos on his phone of cat cat than catgirl (tragic)
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My artistic intent with this blog is to have my audience rapidly switch between “this is so cute and sexy and wholesome” and “i should contact the FBI, but they might stop him” as many times as possible.
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“This language may be offensive to your reader” I’m pretty sure they’re okay with it but thanks anyways, Clippy.
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I fight against car culture by canonically setting all my smut in walkable cities.
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My type is women who have terrible taste in men.
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Hear me out: an extended role play scene where you go to your job, do chores, buy groceries, pay your rent, basically just pretend you’re a person. The scene ends when you come back to my place, take off all your clothes, and go back to your real life of being a free use cum slut.
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All this meditation, therapy, eating healthy, exercising, drinking water, sleeping well, and positive social interactions are really starting to get in the way of taking out all my frustration on a tiny girl who calls me daddy and thanks me when I hit her.
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True story: One time I was doing a schoolgirl/teacher roleplay and I told her she sucked at math and she pulled the safeword and got actually mad at me.
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