Was watching KFP 2 on Apple TV and this came to mind. Made myself laugh by creating it.

Done on imgflip.com

I just finished watching Kung Fu Panda 4 and I got to say it's a beautiful and amazing film! 😍🤩 It had beautiful animation, wonderful stunts amazing Kung Fu, wonderful culture than ever before! And the cast and character development are amazing as well😍🤩

And the voice cast is pretty awe-inspiring with Jack Black returning to his role as Po

Zhen is such a complex and amazing character, and she's my new favorite character! she turned from thief to the next dragon warrior

And the chameleon was a terrifying yet brilliant and most complex villain out of anyone in the Kung Fu franchise!

But my favorite in the whole film was actually the ending with the song by Jack Black himself with the cover of Britney Spears' Hit Me Baby One More Time, It's a banger!

Oh well, I highly recommend this film. It's pretty amazing overall I'm giving it 10 stars and a 1000/10000

A Look back at KFP4

Thinking back of this movie, it’s not a bad movie my any means (when you prefer comedy and weird jokes that aren’t belong in a KFP Movie). I don’t hate it. It’s like T9R just sad how it turned out. I really don’t want to know how KFP5 will turn out. Nothing has developed in the fourth movie. Still lowkey happy that the third movie looks a lot better now, it really deserves it. But if you stay true to the original trilogy you can perfectly ignore it in the big picture like I do. For me KFP ended after the third film.

There is something else I noticed in Kung Fu Panda 2 that I’m a little excited about. 

I don’t know if anyone else remembers this, but they no longer show the peach tree in the movies. Except at the end of Kung Fu Panda 3, where Oogway sits on the tree in the Spirit Realm. Meaning, the tree no longer exists back in the mortal realm. 

I have a reason for y’all. I will be fangirling in due time. 

For a little background, DreamWorks also went expansive with the KFP franchise. They have their handful of shorts, and three shows. I admit, I haven’t seen them all myself. Although I may need it. I bring this forward with my minor knowledge. (spoilers ahead, should you want to indulge in the shows)

The peach tree, is destroyed in one of the shows. This is one of the only episodes I know about, and yes for an entirely biased reason. In Kung Fu Panda Legends of Awesomeness, there’s an episode in Season 2 where the peach tree undergoes a sickness. Coming to introduce a villain who has returned. A former enemy of Master Oogway who was locked away by using the might of the peach tree. In the course of an episode the villain destroys the tree and puts the village in his service, even having Shifu as prisoner. (Yes the villain is voiced by Alfred Molina XD) 

But like, this attention to detail! The fact that since it was destroyed in the show they didn’t keep it in the movies like nothing had happened! Amazing!

Muse 3

Well sort of.

So out of the Jade Palace family, we can perhaps conclude that Po is the ones who know the most recipes. ( I don't just imagine noodles though.)

But what if we expand that a bit?

What if the majority of the Furious Five know at least one or two recipes? Let's just say that the majority of the Five are from different proviences in China, to make things a little more interesting.

I personally headcannon that before Po came around, the one who likely know the most recipes would be Viper, since in the holiday special, she recalls cooking with her sisters.

I think a certain someone would be delighted to learn of these new recipies.

Just One Glance

Synopsis: Set a few months after the events of the Secrets of the Scroll, and years before the events of the first Kung Fu Panda film, The Furious Five make their official debut as the new protectors of the Valley of Peace. Po, not really knowing who they are but remembers seeing them when they fought Boar together, and having enough memory to carve their action figures out of wood, sees them presented to society for the first time as masters. He is in awe of their skills and awesomeness, but one young Tigress catches his eye. 

If the events of Secrets of the Scroll was about the day Po fell in love with Kung Fu, then this is about the day he started crushing on Tigress.

Based on a short script I wrote a couple years ago (or longer, I can’t remember.) You can feel free to read the script here on FF.net.

I have been wanting to create a comic or animatic for this for a long time to get it out of my head, and I finally had some time to work on it over a weekend (emphasis on 'some'), so it’s not perfect, but enough to get the idea across lol. I can’t do voices, so had to add subtitles, but if anyone is interested in adding a voice over for these characters, let me know lol. 😂 Took some liberties, too, but I hope you KFP/TiPo fans enjoy nonetheless! 🐼 🐯 🍜 

DREAMVENGERS!!!!

What might they be assembling for?I dont know!

But what i do know that on MARCH 27TH a giant threat will come for The Guardians.

List of character mashups: 1. Adult Hiccup (HTTYD) as Iron Man 2. Jack Frost (Rise of the Guardians) as Captain America(a real Winter Soldier) 3. Po (Kung Fu Panda) as Thor 4. RJ (Over The Hedge) as Rocket Raccoon 5. Puss In Boots (Shrek) as Ronin 6. Princess Fiona (Shrek) as Black Widow 7. Human Shrek as Bruce Banner 8. Toothless (HTTYD) as War Machine 9. Z (Antz) as Ant-Man (Or in this case Man-Ant more like) 10. Trudy (Bee Movie) as The Wasp 11. Ginormica (Monsters VS Aliens) as Captain Marvel 12. Gloria (Madagascar) as Okoye 13. Adult Astrid (HTTYD) as Rescue 14. Barb (Trolls World Tour) as Nebula 15. Wolf (The Bad Guys) as Avengers 1 Loki 16. Everest (Abominable) as Korg 17. Turbo as Miek 18. Tigress (Kung Fu Panda) as Valkyrie 19. Spirit (Stallion of the Cimarron) as Aragorn 20. Moon Boy (DW intro) as Milano 21. Lord Farquaad (Shrek) as THONOS!(Still compensating i see...)

Who is your favorite?Jack no doubt...take notes dreamworks gamedevelopers...I think quite a few people would like this..

And what is this giant threat that will imperil everyone including the Guardians!?Pitch while thi is more powerfull and dangerous....this....is far worse! There is far more at stake then just belief!

ROTG story PART 1 MARCH 27TH HERE!

Hint:(It was alluded to in certain offical rotg content)

Credit to: https://www.deviantart.com/liu-psypher

Hello Kung Fu Panda fandom, I've come with a proposition:

KFP 4 rewrite, and Lei Lei (now grown up), is Po's successor and she was training under Master Tigress' tutelage in between KFP 3 and 4, which will have a major time gap.

I have more stuff written down but it's not complete..... but I have mostly rewritten the major characters and their arcs, and in this rewrite Po is.... well, let's just say he's feeling a little burnt out with being the whole "protector of the valley" and stuff, and questions his stance a little.

So anyway, speaking of Dreamlight Valley, last night i had a dream about it except it was Dreamworks instead of Disney and here's what I remember about that fucking monstrosity:

Shrek is the first villager you unlock naturally, and every time you hang out with him, that shitty midi version of All Star plays in the background

Donkey is there too and he offers to make you waffles (he never does)

Fiona was also there. That is all I remember about Fiona

Puss in Boots and Kitty Softpaws were villagers but their house was almost always inaccessible, mostly because i presume there were in there having crazy cat sex at all times

Will Smith Fish from Shark Tale moved in but immediately died because he just appeared in the plaza and had no water so he flopped around until he died thank god

The two dudes from El Dorado were there and were roommates and I thought that was pretty gay but where the fuck was Chel

Every Hour on the Hour King Julian from Madagascar showed up in the plaza and hosted a Mandatory Dance Party

Barry B Benson from Bee Movie was there but every time you spoke to him he would quote the Bee Movie Script in its entirety before getting to any actual quest dialogue

Instead of Remy's restaurant, Po from Kung Fu Panda hosted a dojo where he teaches you to beat the fuck out of any villagers you don't like

Hiccup and Astrid were there and were roommates (Good for them, they're canonically married after all) and so was Toothless but he was Concerningly Off Model I was scared

Megamind was there. That is all I remember about Megamind.

The Penguins of Madagascar weren't technically villagers but they kept showing up all over the valley to spy on me

Boss Baby showed up at one point and I kicked his ass thanks to the kung fu Po taught me

The game ended when Moses from Prince of Egypt showed up and called upon God to smite the village and my game cartrige caught fire irl

My favourite Dreamworks villains

...I realized something:

What are your thoughts on Kung-Fu Panda 4?

Kind of like Wish (still liked it better tho, Wish was just "okay")

In itself, a good movie I liked, I was surprised to love Zheng (is that how it's spelled ?) when I was sure I'd hate how she was shoehorned in the franchise but no she was touching and fun, the humor held up, even if she were not deep I liked the Chameleon (I guess a franchise does need at least one villain who hss no trauma and is jist evil because, she was still likable and charismatic and not exagerated), Mr Ping and Li Shan were amazing and hilarious together (you can't tell me they are not married at this point), I thought I would hate how the Furious Five were not there but they were given a satisfying explanation why that truly made it feel like Po's own journey this time and it felt like all was forgiven when they appear at the very end, Tai Lung was there and even if I was disappointed we were actually clickbaited and lied to (HE DOESN'T BECOME GOOD OR APPEAR MUCH !?!?! FUCK YOU !!!!!), he still finally found solace and a form of redemption or at least a path closer to it by finally being at peace with Po and accepting him as the dragon warrior and grow respect for him which was enough for my 10 years old soul to have found inner peace and feel feels about him. My baby, he finally healed...

But as the way it was advertised... a fucking joke. We were lied to for Tai Lung, Shifu was useless to the plot and made into a joke, Po's new status was super simplified as a magical power, I don't like the different style for the new characters they don't feel like belonging to the KFP universe, the Dragon Warrior is supposed to be known all across China but now only the Valley knows about him, not enough serious moments for too much comedy (it was good sure, but really not the balance the first 2 movies had), speaking of which SO many retcons (LORD SHEN NEVER WAS A KUNG FU MASTER !?! NOR WENT TO THE SPIRITS REALM, HE LITERALLY FUCKING DIED !?!?! ANF KAI WASN'T A MASTER EITHER ?!?!) and oversimplification (magic used to be subtle in the mortal world in the franchise. Now suddenly a DBZ/final boss type of fight really ?), and ALL THE FUCKING WASTED POTENTIAL WHEN YOU READ ALL THAT WAS GIVEN UP ON BY THE SHITTY DIRECTOR WHO DARED CALLING THE ONE OF THE FIRST MOVIES A NOBODY (Then I am told *I* disrespect her for shipping a ship she sees as friends !?!) AND IN FACT PLANNED WORSE (LIVE ACTION !? HUMANS ?! NO FURIOUS FIVE AT ALL ?! NO BACKGROUND STORIES FOR THE CHAMELEON AND ZHENG AT ALL SO THEY HAD TO CRAM THEM LAST MINUTE ?! *HE* IS A NOBODY) AND WE WILL NEVER HAVE HER AMAZING IDEAS I'D HABE FUCKING KILLED AS A 10 YEARS TO EVER SEE BUT NEVER EVER WILL BECAUSE OF HIM AND THE MOVIE IS DONE !?!? (Tai Lung truly being part of the plot and redeeming and having closure with Shifu, I fucking would have loved and cried)

ALL WASTED FOREVER BECAUSE IN ANIMATION THERE NEVER IS ANY SNYDER CUT BECAUSE IT'S SEEN AS A SUBART FOR CHILDREN BY EXECS ?!?

*pants*

*inhales*

So I'll say I liked it, as much as the 3rd in fact, but knowing how much better it could have been if it were not given to an egocentric manchild who understood nothing about the heart and soul of tge first trilogy and how much better the concepts are 10 years old me had been wishing for and would have finally found closure in but I will never, *ever* have this closure about Tai Lung and I wilm never ever see them animated and voiced because his return was wasted because of HIM, it makes me mad and sad...

R.I.P. Kung Fu Panda

My toughts on Kung Fu Panda Fox 4 will follow after the Movie Premiered in My Country.

See if there's one thing to take of note, the live-action How to Train Your Dragon is going to be DreamWork's first.

They're taking the same path as Disney (ngl no matter how you try to frame it- feels like a money grab) where their movies are being turned into a live-action. And they picked HTTYD to be the one submitted to that fate.

But at least they're making some good efforts, there are highlights. I'm still scared as to what the end product will be, but-

Dean Deblois is still directing. John Powell returns as the soundtrack composer. Gerard Butler is reprising his role as Stoick in live-action format.

I even saw on Instagram that Cressida Cowell, author of the HTTYD books, even visited the movie set.

One of DreamWorks' most popular movies was picked to become a live-action. One that was already so well praised for its revolutionary animation. I want to say it's DreamWorks legacy, but that's always a matter of opinion. The Kung Fu Panda trilogy is also brilliant. Well I guess no longer a trilogy.

Anyway, I am both excited and terrified for what the live-action could come to be. A friend of mine weighed the option that maybe they're taking this opportunity to have it be more book proportionate, that I'm more doubtful of.

And then, what if the movie comes to be a success, that's what I get on about. Like, enough to make sure the 3 movies are made live-action too?? Why I dwell on it, is because of the brilliance of the shows. If the live-action does actually garner some good attention, is there going to be a possibility of the shows being made live-action too.

It's Shen's shadow

GOODNIGHT

Please say SIKE....PLEASE SAY SIKE RIGHT F**KING NOW

FOR THE LOVE OF OOGWAY PLEASE SAY SIKE & LET THIS BE A RUMOR. IM JUST....TIRED