world of warcraft: death knight 

 thassarian thinking about koltira  (ꈍᴗꈍ)♡

having some thoughts abt my fav WoW characters

just your average day in the domination hivemind

Makeup test for Koltira. I'm dead without making puns. x’)

Day #118 of things I love about WoW:

Thassarian and Koltira. I love this pair of characters because they are so ride or die for each other. No matter the hardships they've been through, these two have always stood by and supported one another.

Washed up biker gang

some belves sketches I've done at various times

Doing western plaguelands quests on a death knight is hilarious:

Koltira and Thassarian, your two coworkers that you’ve known for years, act like they’ve never seen you before

You get to run around with a val’kyr killing farmers and turning them into forsaken in two separate quests which is probably very reminiscent of what the Lich King had you do in the DK starter zone

Sylvanas insults you and the rest of the death knights and then turns around not a minute later to tell you you’re an asset to the forsaken and the horde

You gotta stand there with the surprised pikachu face as your old coworker gets dragged away in chains to be tortured for the horrible act of *checks notes* having friends

Sylvanas acting like you wouldn’t immediately run back to Acherus and tell everyone that she is torturing your old coworker

Like I know that they probably didn’t intend for death knight players to do these quests but omg does it become a comedy

i want to know who at blizzard is in charge of writing koltira and thassarian so i can give them the sloppiest head an asexual can give

I’m going glad you’re into Wow too because lately i’ve been thinking about thigh riding, Kael’Thas, Lor’themar or Illidan with them chuckling and asking me if i’m enjoying myself. You ask when you can go home and they just put you on their lap and start slowly rocking you and creating sweet friction between your thighs. There’s also a size kink there with Illidan because he’s huge, but with any of them I can see them having a complex about pleasuring you better than anyone else. Why would you want to go home when just their thigh can bring you crumpling? Human men or even your own attempts at pleasure fail to achieve what they can to your body. Dude just imagine fucking them while declaring that no amount of human rutting could compare to how they fuck you. Only an elven man and elven cock can satisfy you now

Lol I love the thought of edgelord Illidan finally moving on after literal centuries obsessing over Tyrande...right to obsessing over a tiny little human. Like now the overprotectiveness is turned up to a million. Tyrande is the messiah of the goddamn goddess of creation in Night Elf Lore, if anything she needs to be protecting Illidan. But even a powerful human is someone Illidan will unintentionally condescend to and constantly look out for. They're such a young, frail species that has nowhere near the magical experience of Kal'dorei. And he feels he doesn't deserve them because he's so cursed (and also a fucking edgelord) but he wants them anyway. Angsty fucker.

And Lor'themar having a human Darling just sends me. He tries so hard to be a better leader to his people and draw this distance between them but he knows if anyone finds out, the jokes and assumptions that he and Kael both share a human fetish will never fucking end 🥲

Or like. The vampiric princes Valanar and Keleseth keeping a little mortal pet. They're the only non-undead thing that they bother to keep alive, but they know if an accident with their weak mortal happens when they go too far, they can easily turn them and keep them forever that way. But something about the way they squirm is more satisfying when they have a beating heart and warm blood.

And other angsty boi Koltira being disturbed by his ability to feel for anyone, much less like this and towards a mortal. Species really doesn't matter when you're a death knight, as death and the curse that comes after is kind of an ultimate equalizer. A mortal/non-undead couldn't possibly relate to him, understand the pain he and his comrades have endured. Still...their warmth is something.

Sylvanas feels a similar discomfort. She really doesn't like to be confronted with the trappings of emotionality. That's not something she can afford to have unless those emotions are rage, sorrow, resentment. She can USE those. But this? This makes her feel mortal again. Soft. She can't have that. I think she'd debate over killing Darling to get rid of that emotional risk, or (more likely) she'll take them to keep as a kind of toy to hide away. If she's going to allow herself to have this kind of weakness again, it'll solely be on HER terms. And if Darling dies, she'll secretly be happy. After all, she'll raise them from death herself and make sure the two of them are forever tied.

another alignment chart of my favorite WoW characters because I was bored & these are fun

anderhol's cataclysm quests be like

alliance adventurers: can you tell me what your relationship with deathweaver is?

thassarian: i'm koltira's right hand arm. man. i'm his everything. i'm his confidante. his best friend... his silly rabbit.

alliance adventurer: his what

thassarian: his silly rabbit

alliance adventurer: his silly rabbit?

thassarian: yes

alliance adventurer: is that what he calls you?

thassarian: no 😌

Sad Ebon Blade Headcanon

Koltira Deathweaver was the Scourge's stitchmaster. He was the elegant tailor with experience stitching flesh from being a Farstrider (giving stiches) and enough care in his work to do it well. He loathed the outcome of the work. He hated having to create monsters just like those that killed his brother.

And years later, in the Shadowlands, as Koltira is looking after Darion (Tira sees Darion as a replacement for Faltora, Darion sees Koltira as a replacement for Renault, because let's make this worse.), the House of Constructs makes their attempt at recruiting him.

salvation