when my guy canonically has a silly evil laugh

kyu i cant f/o luci [ugly mullet man] because thatll fuck up the equality of my f/o list even more. ive been f/oing far too many men and men adjacent characters. its ruins the symmetry. i need more woman [or nb characters]

i can’t help u with that because i’ve been thinking of doing the same thing lmaoo. i’m tempted to add some women to the f/o list just to mix it up a little bit but the heart wants what it wants huh

i miss my wife [dottore] tails i miss him a lot

oh yeahh it was me and midori's anniversary today [19th] so uhh woo?

this art is from august but i realized i never posted my s/i / oc for shipping with dottore so

sorry for dottoreposting btw, i have been thinking about him so much. mostly segments cause they remind me of sans aus and lord knows i used to be so into those. anyways i want to draw my segment ocs again

updated my f/o list a bit 👍 wont change that i only post about midori but its the thought that counts

solar vine / impulse beans for uhhh you decide >:3

for midori :]

solar vine:

me and midori's morning routine is pretty simple. he is already awake, due to not needing sleep. sometimes he charges at night but it depends. nonetheless he will sometimes wake me with coffee or breakfast i will eat/drink it only to spit it out discreetly as it is poisoned and also not very good otherwise. he will display an inhuman grin as he knows ive done this but politely wont point it out. either way im awake now and will make breakfast for shin if he stayed over if not i get ready for work and midori does the same

impulse beans:

my [carmen's] love language is gift giving, midori shows his love in my language by giving many heartfelt gifts [his original human hands]. midori's love language is quality time, i show this by stalking him at work 👍

promo posts are going around so hiiiiiiiii! i'm klepto and i have a very evil husband in sou hiyori/midori but i mostly just post my silly little blorbos from vtsom. anyways follow me hehe hoho :]

hello this is the op of the selfship ask game!! how about 🎤 + 🎆 for sou hiyori? i hope you dont mind me saying so but he is also one of my f/os :> (platonically). you have good taste

hii! thanks for the ask :] its so rare to see someone else ship with hiyori, its nice to see my husband have friends.

🎤: i have a whole playlist for hiyori, he's the only f/o i have that for [not counting the playlist i have for all of asu-naro] but the song i associate with him the most is "yes, to err is human, so don't be one" by will wood!

🎆: me and hiyori don't hug as much as just sorta hang off each other. i'm a pretty sleepy guy most of the time so i will try to take a nap hanging off him all the time while hiyori is taller than me so he just likes to rest his head on top of mine a lot.

everytime i have to add a character to my crush list i do it with shame

🍋 for the game u rbd 6 hours ago eheh..

i'll talk about damion since they have been on the crush list for... years. anyways here's damion :]

they're from witches x warlocks which is a fun little indie dating sim i played a long while ago. i think they're really cute and i love the frakenstein thing they've got going on and i did make an s/i in my head back when i first played it but i guess i just never thought about them enough for them to get added to the real list. sad

its kinda really funny when i see selfship posts about how my f/o loves me or most recently that he didnt really die. and like live your life if thats how you selfship then great! but like midori is not cooking me breakfast in the morning and he soo deserved to die when he did

uwahh its my husband

i should allowed to be just as evil as my f/os

hiii! i'm dave [or klepto] and i can be your selfship mutual that falls in love with any character who preforms unethical experiments :]

my main f/o is midori and we've been married for a while now! i'm fine with sharing f/os and you can even check my carrd here! which has my full f/o list

anyways my tumblr is a bit broken atm but i love chatting! i'm really into genshin rn so we can even play that. so yeahh! have a good day :]