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Naruto's team, along with Sakura, Sasuke, Kakashi and Iruka, arrive in the earth kingdom to regain their strength. Kakashi asks Iruka not to leave his side!!! Wants to spend time with his loved one🤭

They’re husbands ur honour.

Kakashi\Iruka. Yakuza AU

kkir fic idea 💡 might write it or someone else can adopt this and run with it

i work at an australian magistrate court as a paralegal and kkir (my ninja dads) remind me of the police prosecution vs defence lawyer negotiation throwdowns. kakashi is literally all the weird and eccentric lawyer i've ever met (you need to be weird to be sane) and iruka just acts like all the other very nice but firm prosecutors at court to me

imagine hotshot perpetually late but so so brilliant defence barrister kakashi (mr hatake) negotiating a better outcome for his clients. he's always laid back because he knows he's that good, dresses in the same suit every time, gets away with wearing a facemask in court and literally only ever fixes his terrible posture at the bar table and whilst in court. he tried to ask the magistrate to let him salute the coat of arms (instead of bowing like everyone else) when he first got transferred down to the lowly magistrates' court but got promptly shot down (the compromise was the mask). he was working as a top queen's counsel for the private city law firm then got mysteriously transferred to their regional branch in a 'mentoring role' (a bunch of graduated law students interning actually quit their postgrad studies because he was really harsh and had really arbitrary rules tbh). so my man's in a bad mood ALL THE TIME (literally unprovoked) and has no personal assigned paralegals because no one can stand him. his assigned clerk has the patience of a saint and the tolerance for no bullshit (it's rin) he makes outrageous plea offers with prosecution and it's the best/worst time down at court. he also cross examines like the person at the mic personally wronged him, which isn't great if it is a protected person in a family violence case, or any witness at all, but very eye opening to see

down at court you have the sweetest man ever sergeant umino ('please call me iruka') in the dog box(what we call the prosecution office). he has a law degree (admittedly from a nowhere regional university but he is admitted to practice as a legal practitioner) and way too overqualified for the police force, but he wants to make a difference before going to teach full time or practising law full time. he's nice about everything (printers, legal advice, referrals, talking to anyone) except for paperwork which he is anal about. he wields stamps like weapons and every time an informant is shown to have filled out their paperwork wrong he calls them up directly (how does he even have their direct line?) to chew them out, but super nicely. adjournments, unmentionable dates, requests - don't need to provide reasons, iruka will approve. he not-so-secretly made copies of his police badge so paralegals can print documents off the police printers. he always gets snacks and coffees for court registrars and referral officers. he has bags of lollies for little kids. iruka teaches community service and justice studies for the vocational college nearby. he also has the occasional stint as a university lecturer only for first year law kiddies, and teaches also senior high school legal studies electives. beyond stamps and paperwork, he is the law down to the letter, sometimes to the spirit. if the facts look bad, especially if it is family violence or egregious failure to appear/warrants then he would be a hardass to lawyers. my man however is not opposed to diversion especially if the accused are kids.

so like fanon, kakashi brings outrageous plea offers to the dog box whenever iruka is in -- 'can you withdraw [most serious charge]' 'you can't prove that she was fearing for her life' 'he's never had a criminal record so can't you give him a slap on the wrist and send him a bond?' iruka shuts that shit down every time. he has a case of bleeding heart-itis so occasionally they CAN collaborate to help truly at risk offenders to reorient their lives. kakashi complains that iruka agreeing without a yelling match feels worthless but deep down he doesn't mind when iruka isn't in full hate mode AT him. kakashi thought that iruka would be all snobbish because police prosecutors who hold law degrees tend to act like they're better than everyone else but iruka is overall down-to-earth, hi-i'm-here-to-help. can't push him around though, but he's all about the learning experience so he encourages postgrad law kids and volunteers to have a go at him. for the real thing, defence lawyers groan good-naturedly when they hear he's in the dog box. kakashi seems to be the only who delights in riling him up, but in the rare instance that everyone agrees BUT the magistrate says otherwise and hands down a harsher sentence, he would be handing up paperwork for a contest hearing SO FAST kakashi wouldn't have time to consult with the client. there's a deal between him and kakashi for a stack of signs form 11As can be dealt out when absolutely needed. despite going at each other's throats on the clock, sooo many people have seen them getting lunch together or just talking about their mutual student naruto.

in this universe naruto did not complete high school, went through to vocational studies, took a pathway to uni instead. somehow he, sakura and sasuke end up at the same law firm (naruto is a bit older than the other two but acts precisely like a teenage eshay ALL THE TIME). why does he want to practise criminal law? because it looks cool and he wants to make the bar. his mum is a judge and his dad is a speaker of the senate/cabinet member so... it runs in the family. sasuke is following alongside the traditional asian career choice: doctor, lawyer or engineer. my man hates maths with a passion so lawyer it is. i know it's weird that sakura would be doing a law degree knowing she could be doing a med degree but hear me out: i met and know and am friends with girls who studied double degree law/biomed, finish their law degree, said fuck it I'll be a lawyer what's so bad, otherwise i can come back, and now making big massive bucks. though i imagine sakura will specialise in personal injury cases as well as mental health tribunals, then might go back to university for her med degree. she will be that cousin who lived 6 lives already - was a doctor and a lawyer and your mother would not stop comparing you to her. she needs a bit of instinct training but her academics are spotless. sasuke is ruthless but can't connect with clients. naruto maybe brash and loud but he plays on people's heartstrings like a conductor when presenting a bail app or plea. everything is the way it is so that iruka can move naruto's admission to become a lawyer when he applies for admission at the supreme court

anyways iruka will retire from police work to teach full time, maybe sign on to work for a community legal centre to appear for bail apps for remanded offenders picked up in the cells. he accidentally yelled at kakashi one day to go out and kakashi thought it was too funny to not go along with. now they raise 8 dogs, 3 full grown adults and all of iruka's students together. they fight about everything, but might slip into really formal legalese (passover aggressive fuck-you) when they're being annoying or really pissed off. naruto sometimes has to adjudicate these fights and he can't stop being scared for his LIFE.

kakashi: your honour, my learned colleague here had erred in his submission that i had, conclusively, not promised such things

iruka immediately pulling out receipts: your honour, may i submit evidence contradicting otherwise

(they were fighting about whose turn it is to do the dishes. there were only oral agreements in place but once you're both lawyers you just get used to writing everything down and signing to bring up in an argument later)

(iruka also cross examines kakashi for funsies, but they mainly shelf this for when arguments are bad and they need to pull out the big guns)

anyways if anyone ends up writing this please tag me

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kakairu?

so—when i first got super into naruto in middle and high school i was a diehard kkiru shipper, read and wrote a ton of fic for these two, etc. i've obviously expanded into other kakashi ships since then, but kkiru definitely has its place in my heart.

i really enjoy kkiru content that revolves around both kakashi and iruka being sources of love and support for naruto—especially since their ties to this crazy lil kid are what brought them together in the first place. i just want them all to be a cute, happy little family where kakashi and iruka get to be soft and loving and naruto gets two parents who care about him, okay!

also, the scene where kakashi saves iruka's life during the pain invasion—whew! iconic, to say the least.

So, I had a bit of a medical emergency (stupid immune system not knowing how to mind its own business), and so I'm just up and moving around after a lot of steroids and a lot of antibiotics (don't know which tastes worse). 'A Serpent's Tongue, A Liar's Kiss' is now over 10k and I don't know how I got here. I can see the finish line, though! I'm hoping to get a lot of writing in today since I'm feeling better, but we'll see. I never thought a follow up fic would turn into the fucking Odyssey.

So... Sappy gay ninjas

why the fuck did i just watch naruto episodes. hey? why did i do that. goodbye i nedd to fix myself

Comiczinha kkiru com link da fic abaixo -> História Okwaho - História escrita por heqat - Spirit Fanfics e Histórias (spiritfanfiction.com)

Happy Valentine’s Day!!!

I wish I had the time to participate in the Kakairu week Valentine’s event, but I’ve been unbelievably busy! :( but I had these sketches lined up for today! :)

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This au can't get out of my head... I couldn't help but make them💔🥹🤲

spill all of your sideblogs, go

uhhh. I don't want to spill it all, but here are some.

@wabbitz , @therockettrio , @kkiru , and @worldwide-duckverse

Мои любимые.

Hello, I don't want to sound rude, but could you please stop including kkiru content in your posts. I love yamagai, but kkiru has become a bit of an irritating ship, so we simply can't enjoy yamagai.

Hi there! First of all, thank you so much for reading this blog!! 🙏😭💕💋 I’m so happy to know that you enjoy yamagai as much as I do! 😁💚

Sorry to hear that some of the content here is not up your alley. These things happen, though, as ships come and go and so does our interest in them. This blog is all about YamaGai, it is true. However, I can’t promise you that I won’t post KakaIru or other ship content in the future. I love and welcome all Naruto ships and show support and appreciation here from time to time. Especially if it plays well with a quote.

However!! There is a way for you to still enjoy only YamaGai here! So, I hope that you consider it and stay with us 💋🌼 I don’t want to lose YamaGai friends 😅💚

Tumblr is very helpful! If you go into your settings and use the Filter tag option, you will automatically block all posts that contain the same tag, even if they've got other tags added to them. Any kakairu content posted here is always tagged with ( #kakairu 🤝 yamagai ) tag. Or you can simply block #kakairu and then your whole tumblr will be free of the ship that you no longer like.

So, while I can’t promise you to not include this or other ships here, I do promise to properly tagging them, always thinking about you and other readers who prefer this content filtered out.

Hope you have a lovely day! 🐢🌳