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lemondragoncheesecake · 4 months

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Might have something in the works...👀

Kai x Reader: Bull In Rut

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Kai scratched one of his horns against the canyon wall. Some dirt fell, landing in his mane and fur and staining it yellow, but he didn't seem to care. “...I'm not exactly sure how much you know about bulls,” he said.

You furrowed your brow some. “What about bulls?”

Kai paused again. You could almost swear that he seemed embarrassed, though you knew the Jade Slayer had no real sense of shame; the most you could say is he seemed reserved-or rather, reluctant. He glanced away for a moment. Then he released a soft sigh (probably some proverbial “fuck it” in his mind) and turned to look at you again.

“Rut.”

“You're…stuck in a rut?”

Kai snorted. “No, I'm going into rut. Do you know what that means?”

You shook your head. Kai lifted his head, accidentally shedding more dirt onto himself, though he didn't seem to notice. He stepped away from the canyon wall and then began to approach, the bulk of his form looming over you in the tight space. You suddenly felt very, very small as those glowing green eyes pierced through the shadow, pinning you to the wall with its intensity.

“It means that I'm going to go on a lust-driven rampage, and I'm either going to fuck or fight the first thing I see.”

His voice had been low as he said it, almost threatening, though really, that was just Kai trying to make an impression, as always; usually, this wouldn't have worked on you, save the subject gave you cause for silence.

Your mind raced. Kai's eyes searched you for a moment. Then he leaned back, the tension in the air dissipating like smoke in the wind. He snorted again and pushed you gently so that you wobbled a little back, but not enough for you to loose your balance.

“Happy?” He crossed his arms over his chest and raised his brows at you.

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lemondragoncheesecake · 5 months

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Mane-tenance

Something short and fluffy because we're having feelings today. Nothing smutty but there is nudity, a little foul language, and bathing together so putting it here just in case.

Summary: Kai doesn't brush his mane as often as he should- at least, not anymore. Daiyu decides she'll put her claws to use for once and straighten things out.

Kai's mane was a tangled, smelly mess. Even from where Daiyu sat near him, she could tell how musky it was, an amalgamation of sweat, dirt, and the thick iron scent of blood. She crinkled her snout ever so slightly, but avoided sticking out her tongue; she didn't want to taste the malodorous air.

Still, despite its current state, she knew that his mane could be beautiful: there were curls at the end, at some points stuck together in knots by dried clumps of blood, but if they were cleaned and properly brushed, they would be lovely; the thick, oily locks could be voluminous and shiny with the right treatment. All it would need was a nice wash and a thorough brushing.

She could see it now. Without thought, she reached up, her hooked claws brushing through his mane...and almost immediately got stuck in the tangles. Her eyes widened, and she tried to gently pull them back out, but the curls refused to release her. Kai felt the tugging and grunted, snatched suddenly from his meditation. He tried to pull out of her grasp, but Daiyu closed her fingers around the tangles that held her and pulled him back. Kai turned his head as best as he could to glare at her over his shoulder.

"What are you doing?"

Daiyu smiled, just the slightest, and made a soft hissing sound that made her shoulders bounce- he had begun to recognize it as laughter.

"I was just trying to brush your hair," she said.

"Well stop it." Kai snapped, and tried to pull out of her grasp again.

Daiyu smiled more and pulled him back. "When was the last time you've brushed it?" Her tongue flickered out, and she crinkled her nose again. "...Or bathed?"

Kai snorted and pulled again. "Doesn't matter."

Daiyu snatched his mane again, this time so hard that his neck tilted. Kai's eye twitched in annoyance and pain, and he snatched his head back upright, her claws snagging even more painfully through the smaller tangles nearer to the base of his scalp as he pulled.

"Ok, ok, that's enough brushing," he grumbled. Then he winced, rubbing at the back of his neck.

Daiyu frowned down at the strands of hair left in her grasp, and then turned the full, disappointed force of her gold and black gaze on him.

"Oh, no," she said, "not nearly enough. I think it would be easier if you had a bath."

There were plenty of pools nearby, fed by the plentiful mountain streams and fresh spring rains. They had stopped by one of these, and the small waterfalls' burbling over the moss-strewn rocks had provided a nice backdrop for Kai's vain attempt at meditation. He glanced over the crystal surface of the pool, then snorted.

"What good would that do?"

Again, Daiyu gave him that little smile. "...Might make you a little more bearable to be around," she said. Kai glared at her.

"My presence is-"

She kicked him, and he was sent tumbling into the pool. Spirit Warriors didn't breathe anymore, had no need to fear drowning, but on instinct Kai gasped, earning a belly full of water. He splashed to the surface, coughing and sputtering, then spun around to face Daiyu again. She laughed, and Kai splashed at her, prepared to hurl explicit insults her way- but then she dived after him, sending up another wave of water that drowned his words.

Daiyu emerged, her black scales glistening in the sun, and spat a small fountain of water directly in his face. Kai splashed at her, and she chuckled, easily dodging the blow by submerging herself and rising up again. Her water-logged sleeves sagged heavily as she lifted her arms.

"Now our clothes will get clean, too." She said.

Kai snorted and took off his helmet, tossing it at her. Daiyu caught it deftly, then placed it on a nearby rock. While her back was still turned he took off his loincloth and threw it at her, and it hit the back of her head, wrapping about her neck and shoulders with a wet plop. It stuck there, and Daiyu's entire body stiffened. She froze as she was, her claws opening and closing. Kai cackled.

Daiyu snatched it off the back of her neck and then slapped it down next to his helmet. She turned to glare at him. "You are a child," she said.

Kai snorted and leaned back in the water, floating calmly with his eyes closed. "Treat me like one, and I'll act like one," he said.

Daiyu sighed and unbuttoned her fu, then pulled off her pants, leaving them in a wet pile with Kai's things. Then she swam over to him and pushed his head underwater. He grabbed her and pulled her down with him, and for a while it was a wrestling match, until he pinned her down to the rocky bottom of the pool. She let him, her eyes half-lidded in peaceful surrender.

After a moment he released her, then resumed floating at the surface. Daiyu swam up with him, running her claws through his mane, gently untangling the knots, cupping water in her palms and pouring it gently over his head. He closed his eyes. Soon a soft rumbling started up in his chest, but Daiyu for once didn't quip on it.

Eventually, though, there were knots that refused to untangle themselves at her gentle prodding, and more force was required. Kai grunted again, but didn't open his eyes. His brow furrowed.

Daiyu gave him an arch look. "It wouldn't hurt so much if you brushed it more often," she said, the words a reprimand, though her tone remained plain and monotone as always.

Kai snorted, nudged her aside with his horns, and then got up. He swam for the other end of the pool, then scrambled up onto the rocks under the waterfall and let the water wash over him. He scrubbed his mane. From here, Daiyu saw how the short, dark hair on the base of his neck continued and arrowed down his spine, ending just over the middle of his back. His tail lashed behind him, the wet tuft of fur at the end slapping against the rock like a calligraphy brush.

Dirt and dried blood washed down his body, draining away into the pool only to be washed away again by the current. Daiyu swam up, climbed onto the rocks with him, and gently ran her claws through his mane and the fur on his back, getting out the worse of the gunk and unknotting the rest of the tangles.

Kai ran his hands through his mane and rolled his shoulders, and had to admit (to himself- only to himself) that he actually felt better; but he wouldn't give Daiyu the satisfaction of knowing that.

Too late. He could practically feel the smirk on her face, and in his mind's eye saw her blue tongue flickering in and out smugly.

"Isn't this better?" She asked.

Kai chuffed. Then he leaned slowly back, colliding into her. She let out an alarmed cry, and then they both splashed into the water. He re-emerged, laughing. Daiyu shot out of the water, grabbed ahold of his horns, and dragged him back under in a cloud of bubbles. Again they wrestled, but this time she didn't let him win.

They had been under for no one knows how long, and came up again in a stalemate, having grown bored of the game. Kai crawled back onto the rocks under the waterfall. The water beating gently against his neck and back was soothing, and helped ease out a little tension he had stored there. He released a soft sigh and watched Daiyu swim.

She was as graceful in the water as the name of her species implied, gliding through the pool in swift, sinuous movements from one end to the other. Kai followed her with his eyes, watching how her tail powered her strokes like a dragon through the heavens. A little of this exercise, and she was out of the water again.

She headed towards the pile of clothes they had left near the pool and took them into the water, scrubbing them as best as she could of whatever filth had accumulated on them during their journey. Of course, though, she was born a noble, and such menial work had never been a skill she had needed; and yet, she still did a half-decent job. Most of the dirt seemed to have came off- somewhat.

Kai snorted and then went over and nudged her out of the way. He picked up the piece she had been holding- his loincloth- and dipped it back into the water, this time washing it properly.

"You didn't do too badly," he said, "but I like my clothes clean, not scrubbed half-assed."

He heard a crack, then felt a wicked stinging sensation on his lower back, and then a welt swelling and rising on his skin before it healed over again.

"Oh, now you care about that scrap of rags. Maybe next time I'll put holes in them," she said, "save that wouldn't leave much to the imagination, would it?"

Kai snorted and twisted it into a rope, then snapped it at her. She yelped and jumped- but then slipped on the wet rocks and went sliding back into the pool, which made them both cackle for a while. He laid out their clothes to dry, then laid himself out on a flat rock in the sun. There was the sound of scrambling, and he felt Daiyu beside him. Without opening his eyes he lifted his head and laid it in her lap. Her claws ran through his mane again, gently untangling it.

"Hopefully you can keep it this nice for awhile. Who knows? Maybe it will last a whole hour."

Someone else had ran their claws through his mane at some point, and had said and done something similar. Another reptile Kai didn't want to think about anymore. He furrowed his brow, still without opening his eyes, then reached up to flick her nose. She dodged it, chuckling.

Eventually she finished with his mane and laid beside him. The sun was warm on them, and they soaked up its rays and basked in its light. The hours flowed by like a slow stream, they dried off, but even then they didn't move; Spirit Warriors had eternity- but even then, when did they ever take time to enjoy it like this?

Things would change. Kai's mane would get dirty again, tangled and clumped together by drying blood, and perhaps by the end of their adventure she wouldn't look too different. But they had eternity. For now they could enjoy just being clean.

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