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Every day I’m haunted by the fact the boys happily swim in sewer water
Even if it’s filtered somehow there’s no way it’s not still nasty 😭 Bet they can defeat any of their villains just by accidentally giving them diseases I swear
#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#bless their hearts but they’re nasty#it’s funny because like#each and every one of them has moments#where they’re a typical disgusting teenage boy#and then the next they have STANDARDS#can’t blame Leo for being so determined to go to a spa#even if he nearly licked his own foot that’s prob cleaner than anything else the boys have been up to in years 💀#thank you shelldon for all your hard work cleaning after then 🙏#they’re all gross teenage boys!!!#even Donnie he is NO exception here#bro was DRINKING A BEVERAGE while wading through sewer water he is just as gross as his bros#bro also talks with his mouth full he is no more refined than his equally gross bros fr and I love it#but yeah no way that water isn’t disgusting even filtering it would still leave grime on the walls of the sewer for yearsss#pros of them moving into an abandoned subway system is fixing their sense of smell enough to not be as gross#100% that’s part of why they didn’t mind being so filthy pre shelldon#because I mean they were literally raised in the sewers and they’re teenage boys like that’s a double whammy#THEY ALSO DONT WEAR SHOES#the few times any of them do the shoes are discarded before heading home 💀#I love them tho they are endearing anyhow#April’s immune system must be godlike just being around them fr#honestly no joke Mikey’s probably the cleanest of them all#just by virtue of being a chef#Leo I see as a mixture since he no doubt loves to pamper himself so he’s clean like#a percentage of time before he goes out and ruins his own hard work#Donnie is similar in that he’s just VERY SELECTIVE about what he thinks is too gross#Raph may be more on the stinky end but it’s not his fault he has his stinks and eats things of dubious origin(esp since his bros ate poison)#Donnie and Leo really have the gall to be sick about Raph eating the origami salami but they have no room to talk#all their villains are prob like please stay away from us we have salmonella now
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wriothesley 3, 16, 17 :3 -- @milkstore
[Character Analysis Ask Meme]
What is Wriothesley’s mbti/enneagram?
Wriothesley is a 9w8 ESTP sp/so.
What is the best way to win Wriothesley’s heart?
Wriothesley is a simple man, and simple men require simple methods. Simply put, the best way to win Wriothesley’s heart is to flirt with him. He doesn’t need much more than that. Challenge him, tease him, take him by surprise. Play hot and cold. Accept his invitations for tea, then spurn his advancements the next. Present yourself as a catch, dance right out of his reach, and let his instincts kick in. But make sure you’re having fun too. It’s not a game if both people aren’t having fun.
What are Wriothesley’s strengths in a relationship?
Of the many traits Wriothesley was blessed with, two that stand out are his level-headedness and his tendency toward action. No matter what you may go through as a couple, he will not be overcome by stress or fear. You can always trust him to be solid no matter the storm. Not to mention you can trust he will not take the backseat in your relationship. If there is anything wrong, he will address it. But more than that, if he sees the chance to make you happy, he will take it, whether it’d be bringing home flowers or taking you on a date to something you want to see. In a relationship, he won’t let you feel alone.
#genshin impact#genshin x reader#wriothesley#wriothesley x reader#my writing#character analysis#okay! i admit it! because it was you i let myself get a bit lazy with the writing#it’s not as uwu as it normally is#wriothesley’s ivs were so hard here because you can make an argument for any of the synflow types#he exudes pseudo sx vibes but i’m p sure that’s the case bc he’s the typical leather jacket bad boy types being an estp and 9w8 haha#i will say tho that the winning his heart thing isn’t completely accurate#that’s more how to capture his attention and get him to be interested in you#imo he’s not picky you know?#but if you had to ask i’d say he’s attracted to fighters#not in the super saiyan sense or in the love hate relationship sense p#i mean more like…. you don’t simply accept everything that’s handed to you… even things you don’t like#you have enough self respect to stand up for yourself in the way that you can get him to say#‘oho? i like that look in your eyes’#he’s a fighter so it only makes sense haha#but that’s just my opinion he’s pretty open
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pretty boy
#these needed their own post because as you know he is my boy mein junge <3#actual race post soon btw its just queued cause i dont like posting too much at once but podium seb is v important to me#im very in love w when they just focus on the race winner when they play the anthem#this is probably an unhinged comment but like wow its crazy how much his hair has grown since the beginning of the season#where did my little kiwi fruit go dskjld#but he has not yet reached the peak angelic curly haired beauty of 2010#in typical catie fashion let me please disclose which song i listened to while making these#bcs like when you listen to a song on loop while doing something they just become inextricably linked in your mind#'Linger' - The Cranberries#id say its pretty accurate to how i feel abt him#YOU KNOW IM SUCH A FOOL FOR YOUUUU YOU GOT ME WRAPPED AROUND YOUR FINGERRR#sebastian vettel#2009 british gp#2009 british grand prix#sv5#f1#formula 1#formula one#we do a little bit of f1
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Paul McCartney in the front garden at Forthlin Road, 1962.
#Paul McCartney#The Beatles#1962#Photos by Mike#Photo#Forthlin Road#(Just your typical Liverpool boy)
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I'm very confused as to why the fandom portrays Phoenix Wright as this "sunshine boy" in fanworks when the Phoenix Wright I know from the games is kind of a douche lmao
#he's a loveable ass but he's still an ass#his inner monologue is so cruel at times even to the people he loves that I'm honestly baffled on where “he's a sunshine boy” comes from#the man has joked his accused friends of being the actual murderer more than once; his sense of humor is unhinged 😭#im at the end of the 2nd game but from what i could see; Phoenix is more of a jerk with a heart of gold more than anything else#i love him dearly since he would do anything for his friends but he's honestly kind of a dick; all things considering#he's really not your typical protagonist who is naive and a ball of sunshine#he's more of someone who would do something out of spite and feral energy just to prove a point#idk maybe my opinions will change as i continue watching the games' playthrough#ace attorney#other#personal
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…ok so I got inspired <3
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Thesis in the tags
#OKAY SO HEAR ME OUT#Amelia is probably the most jealous person to ever relationship.#but it comes naturally ONLY for Javi. she never got jealous while dating Ollie or any of the previous partners.#but when she started dating javi—something flipped a switch in her and BOI OH BOI DID SHE GET. JEALOUS. OF EVERYTHING.#which kinda sucks because Javi is a music sensation and POPULAR 😭#and she’s Horny. SO. so. SO. horny. like. maybe it’s the Rafkonian biology but if he wakes her up in the middle of the night#saying ‘babe I’m horny’ she just. fucking. would go down on him. then and there.#LIKE SHE WOULD SEE HIM TAKING A PEACEFUL BATH AND GO ‘i wanna fuck you slide over’#and the exhibitionist kink 😭😭 don’t even get me started on that.#Javi was always a mama’s boy so he is THE best at cooking. his mom is even better. (typical desi mom Rina 😭👍🏻)#and so he makes them food. and she does the dishes because his prosthetics don’t let him do watery work good.#Amelia isn’t good with lovey dovey words. Javi is a POET.#HE TOLD HER HE LOVED HER BY WRITING HER A SONG#AND TELLING HER ‘you are the very oxygen i breathe’.#and he waited for her confession for three years 😭 for her to fall in love with him and for her to tell him she loved him#and like#idk man#also she steals all of his clothes.#Javi got vvv annoyed once realising she doesn’t have ANY super loose sweatshirts and comfortable things to wear. not even pyjamas.#(she used to prefer sleeping naked) but ever since she discovered Javi’s oversized hoodies… that fit juuust perfectly. theresno going back.#ever#anyway thank you for coming to my ted talk :D#they’re sooooo in love your honor I cant~#power rangers#power rangers dino fury#amelia jones#Javi garcia#cosmic fury#power rangers cosmic fury#dino fury
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this was.... something.
#spit it out#just your typical weird behavior from the boys#questioning what tags to put on this#rhett and link#gmm#good mythical morning#rhink#yeah it goes there too
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Hot girl summer!!!!
#it's tatooine it's always hot girl summer and also fashion is the agent's greatest weapon send post#swtor#swtor screenshots#imperial agent#ch: tyr#kaliyo djannis#typically i am loathe to hide his beautiful eyes but for the sake of your cover i'll do it for you baby boy#just long enough to sell the bit#notice how every replay he has different outfits yeah why do you think he has like 20 outfitter slots ffs send me help
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This fic is INSAAAAAAAANE and the author is on tumblr but I can’t tag them for some reason, but they’re a genius
Finally the superbly written, 30k of horny robot existentialism I’ve you’ve been waiting for. It’s been years since a fic has made me stop reading and cover my face to gurgle in the dark
#titanfall 2#fic rec#when you think the fic isn’t going to explore size differences#or the inherent eroticism of giving over control of your vulnerable human body to a giant weapon programmed to protect you above all else#and then the fic literally does both of those things amongst everything else >>>>>>>>>>>>#jack cooper#bt-7274#it’s ABOUT… the subversion of masculinity in viddy games. Jack being your typical white boy stubble protag#but then spending the whole game getting scooped up like a kitten and placed gently and protectively in BT’s cockpit#it’s ABOUT how Jack’s inexperience as a pilot literally changes how BT relates to his role as a Titan and becomes a friend instead of a tool#and how Jack cant help treating BT as just as important as a human comrade he literally was going to DIE WITH HIM…#WHATEVERRRRRRRR
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im hoping that the movies greta gerwig is apparently attached to direct are previously unadapted ones cause it's not been long enough since the original 00s lww-dt run for it to have really faded from the public consciousness and it would feel very much like retreading old ground. saying that, she's an insightful and compassionate director with a good eye for set design and creating a very immersive world, so i think if the rumours pan out they'd be good films!
#im a little nervy about how she might handle the problem of susan if she does the last battle but i doubt that one's in the running#it involves too many characters + a lot of parallel narratives. it would also require a new set of pevensies which as i said#i don't think they're gonna go in for. or they shouldn't if they're smart#i would assume it's the magicians nephew and the horse and his boy. or possibly the silver chair#(will poulter you were an excellent eustace but seeing as it was only the one film they could easily recast that role)#idk. far too early days yet to know anything im just Musing#and when i say nervy about susan i just mean in that it's important to me that susan's narrative is about losing your faith#not about lewis being sexist. which i flat out don't and never have thought was an accurate reading of that plotline#there's elements of period typical attitudes towards a certain sort of femininity in the text there sure. but susan is the lewis insert#in that book. she's him that's his story. reading it as susan losing out on heaven purely bc she discovered sex is the least intersting tak#iona.txt#tcon#tag talk
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Because I've been steamrolled by another character to hyperfixate on completely out of the blue, I feel the need to talk about TFA Soundwave and his siphonophoric ass- yes, I said siphonophore, now read under the cut to find out more-!
Aside from me now suddenly getting attached to another minor character (not as fucked over as Skyke but an extra episode is STILL just 2 total episodes), I caught the curiosity bug and looked a little deeper into this bastard, and here I am sharing it.
As a refresh, Soundwave in TFA was a 'gift' for Sari with the actual motivation to be used as Megatron's new body; the method to do so being the Key and the Allspark energy it uses. Now, in terms of all the Earth sparked cybertronians (not to be confused with Earthspark), you can probably pit the two types of mecha into 'Key-born' and 'shard-born'. You get the Dinobots as the first Earth cybertronians firmly in the 'key-born' category and the Constructicons (+plus unrelated Wreck-Gar) in 'shard-born', and considering the methodology used to make Soundwave- well- SOUNDWAVE was the Key, you'd also think that he'd also be as such fitting in with 'robots Sari tampered with and Megan profited off of'.
Well- to say that Soundwave's transformation from simple Earth music bot to fully forged and sparked cybertronian was actually complete would be - perhaps - a lie.
Megatron had originally wanted Soundwave to at the very least stick around Sari long enough to fully upgrade into his new body, his cybertronian body fueled on by the Key and it's Allspark energy, and to probably remain under his command just long enough for a transfer of some sort. It is Soundwave's act of defiance, a shock to even Megan, that cut the ties between the full frame upgrade and the actual upgrading of his processor.
It was Soundwave's rebellion against the (presently) organic Sari that prevented him from being 'Key-born'.
That's not to say he isn't sapient, more that it is to say he's significantly more different in comparison to other Earth-born cybertronians.
Soundwave becomes the Soundwave Megatron designed him to be only after making the upgrade himself, with a lot of smaller Detroit robots serving as the materials to build up his frame, himself the personification of the Earth robot revolution. And when he is summarily defeated by Bulkhead (and later by Optimus in 'Human Error') all the parts that were his body shattered into the scrap parts of possessed robots passed their usefulness. All that remained of Soundwave was a little section of his original make that just so happened to be where the Key would be used.
Soundwave became a little cassette.
Bestie I swear to god-
Seeing as how his minicons Laserbeak and Ratbat don't transform into cassettes themselves (bass and keytar respectively), plus are probably part of the 'shard-born' half of Earth cybertronians, I think that it'd be a fucking hilarious reversal if the Cassetticon for the Soundwave fam was SOUNDWAVE HIMSELF! Like, if it ends up that Laserbeak and Ratbat have more cybertronian of a spark than this bitch then his siphonophoric ass has got to find that fucking shard-
And yes, back to siphonophores.
So, I love me some siphonophores, love the bitches that group together to form one being, love me that so much. I think if Soundwave were a siphonophore cybertronian frametype, it would certainly fit with the whole hypocrisy of his mentality, of unleashing a 'robot revolution' by uh... mind controlling robots to be free from their servitude by organic hands.
His spark's in the right place (buried deep within minibots or toy Soundwaves) but perhaps being like a day's worth of being vaguely sapient might kinda skew that revolution to be 'i want you to be free the way I define free' and boop I've made another mind controller a siphonophore eep-! (would be a great time to put in a link, were it not a link to a collab with a friend's deactivated blog and also not even transformers related 😔)
Considering the title of siphonophores in a more general sense are 'colonial species', a Soundwave built up as a colony of robots (so far only Detroit tech robots) and presents himself as this signal for a revolution, I think it's awfully fitting that the mentality of 'be free MY way' could be boiled down to 'be my body'. Because as a cassette - or perhaps more a cassette RECORDER or tape deck - Soundwave literally cannot move and has to rely on his music in order to get anything done, to get others to do the things he needs them to do FOR HIM. To escape from the Autobots a second time he needs Laserbeak - one of the instruments TO HIS VERY MIND CONTROLLING MUSIC - to snatch him out of there to rebuild another day, to gather enough stray robots to become a colonial system of machines in order to function as 'cybertronian'.
I just... think I really like siphonophores, man. I think they're real neat little cities, yeah? And I think Soundwave's network of robotics is just being head by someone who's like... idk give or take a few Earth months/years between Sari's season 1 birthday and Earth's season 3 Christmas old, significantly less than even the youngest of young bots (though Dirtboss and the Luna-born clones are like... the youngest newsparks) and most certainly an age that even humans would find young.
Idk, maybe Soundwave using all this Earth tech is not getting the parts that he actually needs to be actually officially a cybertronian, even if perhaps he remains a siphonophore type frame. Perhaps, with a special delivery from Megan himself all the way from Kaon, a colony of cybertronian made minicons could help connect the missing piece.
Eh, I'm just rambling at this point.
Anyway; *rotates TFA Soundwave in my head* *rotates TFA Soundwave in my head* *rotates TFA Soundw-
#soundwave#tfa soundwave#transformers#tfa#maccadam#xenobiology#just a little bit#this is mostly about soundwave i don't think i should tag the others#bestie i have no idea how this happened i just sat there thinking about transformers then i blinked and now i'm thinking about tfa soundwav#this happened with prime shockers too but at least i'd been thinking about the show often enough it was bound to happen#especially with mutuals who are also invested in shockers but like tfa soundwave just- out of the blue!?#haha because he's blue haha#but like soundwave in tfa only has only like 2 episodes to feature in and i practically see NOTHING about him in fandom stuff#like i see him in the obligatory wavewave ship that's like your standard typical way you see tfa soundwave#but like- i like skyquake! there's more stuff the sphere of influence i engage with that bring that dead boy up#even if it's heavily strengthened by the power of 'having a sibling that shows up' tragedy#well hey at least it's not makeshift level of obscurity *cries a silent tear*#really rooting for the dead ones aren't i#anyway boom bang *making another fucking mind controlling siphonophore*#bestie if you give a baby mind control powers there's gonna be a few moments of hypocrisy shit happens
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Rn for my one paper, I'm writing about the guys that boy king Martian's dynamic is somewhat based on and god it still really kills me. Just the idea that despite Mark not having a very high position, he has the most sway over Seb and his decision-making simply because he's Seb's *favorite.* Mark being his emotional and intimate life partner who he is Seb's greatest comfort and who Seb trusts the most. Them going on leave together and sharing beds, Mark always riding in Seb's carriage, Seb calling Mark his "eternal love," etc etc.
#having my typical 18th century old man yaoi moment#okay but like the fact that Charles VI(Seb)had to go back to Austria#and he left his WIFE in Spain but brought Althann(Mark)????#like they would leave their wives behind to go 'on leave' together and shared beds?? okay????#every time i reread this one paper abt him and reach the part abt Althann's death it hurts me so bad#imagine losing the guy who was your life partner for almost 20 years#how do you go on???#i dont think i have the strength to kill Mark off that early in the au#it would hurt too bad#just anytime i read abt the real history im struck w the implications abt the au UGHHH#i think seb is obv a bit less isolated than irl history but still. mark is so important to him.#catie.rambling.txt#boy king au
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Oh man, yall just imagine the reactions if Johnny had photos of himself in his long haired pretty androgynous Scott era.
#‘You mean....You painted your nails and took meticulous care of your hair?? isnt that kinda—’#Johnny: Shut the fuck up#Nah he’s just a pretty boy who secretly likes typically considered feminine things so he projects#Or maybe he does like the idea of being a girl who knows#Either way he’s totally badass
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"disappointment" is when you show a drawing of the main male character of the book you're writing to your mother and she says he's "kinda ugly" as if he had the responsability of being handsome for being the Main Male Character (tm)
#mom it's Tadeu we're talking about#after everything i told you about Tadeu do you really think he'd be Tipically Handsome (tm)?#also this is weird bc some people might actually think he's attractive bc beauty is relative#i personally don't imagine him as a dude i'd simp for#even then what if my book gets a series (lol) and the actor who plays him is handsome while still being perfect for he role??? what if???#actually if you look at his board on my pinterest you will see the dudes i put there that remind me of him#are actually very cute in my view and they still look like Tadeu even if Tadeu's not “that cute” for me#so who knows dude??? what even is beauty??? why do people need to be “beautiful”????#i think my mom forgot who's her child lmao#i LOVE taking everything that society made typical and popular and putting my own twist on it#and funnily she knows about this#like come on it's a book about time travel and no one time travels on it lol#the main character is a girl that has a boy best friend and they don't fall in love with each other#the old lady who serves as a mentor in a literary sense is actually an angry bitch and not your typical Wise Mentor (tm) like Gandalf#while other books' mentors are saying philosofical shit about life the mentor of my book is holding herself to punch the charas on the face#but really why do people need to be beautiful? can't we just BE people???#also just bc i like men that doesn't mean all my male characters are supposed to be attractive to me#to me my characters are my children not my boyfriends#UUUUUGH MOM WHY MOM#I'M SO ANGRY LOL RESPECT MY SON TADEU HE DESERVES THE WORLD#LEAVE HIM AND HIS UGLY HAIRSTYLE IN PEACE#tio morcego tá pistola
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Something just occurred to me.
Sooooooo...given that 'vampire detective' is a popular enough character archetype to have a trope named after it, and just how many adaptations there have been of Sherlock Holmes over the years (including THAT one)...
Why haven't we gotten vampire! Sherlock Holmes yet????!?
#rhys-ravenfeather signing on#sherlock holmes#vampire detective#this started out as a joke but honestly? the more i think about it the more this is something i ACTUALLY want#listen if we could have a disney movie with a mouse parody of holmes#and a sherlock holmes series set in the future with a robot watson then why NOT a vampire holmes?!?!#i think i even saw a 'sister holmes' manga or something once where holmes was a nun#bonus points if he looks more inhuman and terrifying instead of just being your typical pretty boy vampire#you could replace his opiod addiction with having him feeding on blood packs or something#oh yeah by the way don't give me a thousand comments of 'batman' wiseguys#batman's not a vampire (except for that ONE time)
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the most frustrating thing in the world is talking to somebody who is convinced their mid, shitty show is “peak cinema” or anything other than cheap garbage that they only like bc they are desperate to ship two men. Baby I can show you gay relationships you couldn’t dream of take my hand and we’ll go somewhere wonderful
#kitty talks#this is abt several things but mostly typical netflix show dredge and anime boy shows.#‘ooh this guy is a prince amd this guy is just a peasant how could they ever love each other’ what if I showed you guys who fuck nasty.#or what if….I take your hand and show you true love?? maybe lol?
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