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twinkodium · 6 months
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i’m so sane. so so so very sane. totally fine about this. 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃
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aaaaaAAAAAAA okay no sorry im just. wow. brushing his hand through his hair bcs the locks kept getting in his face? grabbing that bag in whatever way?? thE BICEP IN THE LAST PIC????? 🤠🤠🤠 my life is very good rn
(me? analyzing a 10 sec video like my life depends on it? never 😶 can you tell i’ve been oscar starved for a week? lollll) (also it was so good that i don’t care too much about his nails 😵)
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THAT ONE LOCK MADE ME FUCKING LOSE MY MIND 😭😭 EVERYTHING ABOUT HIM IN SOOO APPEALING TO ME....
the neck is necking once again, cute little moles are seen by the world, hand going through his hair like that, biceps bulging, cute little smile, emotionless yeehaw at the end 🤯🤯🤯 why is this video 10 hours long???
(bestie, we're the same 😭 can't escape and don't want to to be fair... gimme more content ffs i've missed him!!! I'M CUTTING AND FILING HIS NAILS TODAY I PROMISE... unacceptable.. Angelina is shaking her head I'm sure 😂)
YK TRIPLE HEADER MEANS DROWNING IN OSCAR CONTENT FOR THREE FULL WEEKS 🥵🥵 life is amazing!!!
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twistedsimblr · 5 years
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For the drabble challenge; #116
This is really long and made just in time to get ready for work enjoy.  Grammar or spelling may not be perfect. 
I’m a cool guy, but I’m still dad. The dad that paid his way out of a ten year prison sentence by modeling underwear briefly heheh. It brought me some “brief” stardom for a time.
 When I got out of prison I continued the path by upping it up to include some nude work, including at the community college for still life artists and… again at Rens school.
 Like how was I suppose to know she was in that class? I love it though always taught the kids that nudity was really no big deal. Never yelled at them when they barged in on Me and Meg doing the nasty. 
But  we installed locks after that hahaha, The body is a beautiful thing especially if it’s soft and supple like Megs. Anyway getting distracted.
 I could talk about her forever. I really could.  But this story isn’t about  Meg  but Ren. I’m not the big dumb idiot everyone thinks I am . I am very much aware what is going on in my kids lives.  But time for us is like a bubble things around us change all the time but we kinda remain the same.
 Changing ever so slightly. Over a period of time. Hence… why we moved so much in the past. Trying to keep the normalcy. But we love  Brindleton Bay if it comes to Home schooling then We’ll  do it.
 But for now  we seem to be doing just fine. Nobody  has really challenged us on what we do. Not that many would even think about trying I’m not a tiny man by any means  haha. In fact I’ve lost count how many times I’ve made a grown ass man piss his pants in fear at just the mere sight of my huge mother fucking ass not super tall but I’m all muscle..
.Meg wants me to say with some fat though … My family means every thing to me I will lay down my life for them I may not be the greatest dad, and are kinda neglectful but …I have my reasons, I prefer not to say But lets just say I kind of know what will become of them one day. You could even say I know this because I myself are from the future.
 Nobody knows that not even Meg. I’ve kept this secret for years, I killed off  this time line self and replaced it with my future self .. me. Hence why I have grey in my hair. I was slightly weakened upon returning to  the past. A week after Ren and A.J were born. 
Boy was Meg ever PISSED she thought I left her, it took some serious convincing to keep those babies I owed it to her, most of all I owed it to Ren whose the reason I was able to do this to begin with. Her future self is not here… So this allows me to be the father I’ll want her to remember when… never mind. Maybe one day I’ll tell Meg…
 But for now it’s my burden to bear and I’m, just happy to know I really am hearing her voice again that this this may not be a dream at all and I can finally be at peace . 
 The future has made me incredibly powerful I am  I can some how create this bubble like I mentioned before  where none of  us are affected by time or it’s just slower for us. I can’t stop Meg from aging but I can slow it down in more ways than one if you know what I mean …I can manipulate her cells repair damaged cells and keep her looking like the day I met her… Sort of  six kids kinda change how you look bigger breasts bigger hips  But I’m not complaining.  She is      my everything and I was a very different man with out her ..  
But I don’t want to talk about that.   This is about Ren  I wouldn’t be here with out Ren,  It’s my job as her father to protect her to teach her to guide her everything I wasn’t  I want to change that. I want to change everything…  Parenting of two teens isn’t without it’s challenges.
She’s going through the stage where she’s discovering where she stands who she likes  and what she likes  “experimenting” Has a different partner every week.  Very much how I was. …in the future  and the past.
I had to put a stop to it or at least slow it down before she fucked her self up. Her grades were slipping she was skipping school  doing some drugs. Caught her with some cigarettes once,  I sat her ass down and pulled out 50 bucks and threw it on the table and pushed it to the middle and said to her. Looking her dead in the eye 
“This is yours  if you can smoke the whole damn pack right now .” I mean hell that’s not super terrible but I wasn’t happy either I mean it wouldn’t  hurt me but  I have no idea what kind of abilities Ren has if she has all of mine some of mine. I wanted to prove a point stop doing stupid careless shit.
 She barely made it through  one row which I’ll admit had me kinda impressed.   Probably my favorite was the the look on her face when I found out about this.. false pregnancy scare. I mean I’m by all means not Mr. Responsible but guess what I’m married my names on the mortgage I can kinda do as I please.
 She went from blue to white. I don’t get angry often when I do I have to leave the house  because it becomes harder to control certain urges where I could put my family at risk of being harmed. I’ve bitten Meg only once and drank from her  and I want to keep it that way. Everyone else can deal with my wrath when it happens Fuck them.  She behaved her self after that spiel.  At least I thought she did.Boy was I in for a rude awakening one night. I came home after work, 11 pm and I found Meg in the kitchen in one of my huge shirts. That looked like a blanket with sleeves  staring at her phone biting her nails.  I put my hand on her shoulder and startled her.  
“You okay?”  I said leaning down to give her a kiss on the cheek.  She sighed shaking her head. “It’s Ren.”  I let her go out but she’s not answering her texts.   “ We talked about that.”  But it looks like it’s time to pay her a visit and remind her instead.”  I grumbled.  Before I left I went back to her and allowed my hands to get a little frisky. 
“I want you in bed when I get back.” I gave a playful wink and took my leave… as a bat.  “ Be careful.” Meg warned. She’s at that I don’t remember the name of it.   “ That’s helpful I said furrowing my brow rolling my beady bat eyes. “ “I’ll find her,  I think I know where she is”… A new place just opened up in   San Myshuno  about maybe 30 to 40 minutes from here . 10 minutes if I speed in a car because he ass needs to be called out on this bullshit.”.
 So where do you think she is Meg asked her deep blue eyes full of  annoyance .  You know the uh… Place with people with all the weird names live?  Apparently it’s banging according to the teens and god knows what other losers would go there.”  
 “ Nice…” Meg flattened her features in a mixture of shock and annoyance that I could say something that sounded so borderline racist. But  that town was so diverse it’s just the names I had so many questions about that… “ I made you dinner ..”    “ I’d rather have a mouthful of Mosquito’s what even is that? I’ve seen you do better  I’ll see you later.”   Meg just shook her head and half smiled as if she ran out of fucks to give.  “I love you!”  I hollered  back to her attempting to soften the blow of my criticism .  “ I love you too dingie.” She sighed.
Took me a while but I finally found her. And when I did , Oh man it was hard to stomach. Do kids these days not know how to dance  Ewww.. I kept back to the darkest part of the club I didn’t want her to know I was here …  Not gunna lie those beats were seriously bumping  and I was half tempted to tear up that dance floor.
 Probably the oldest dude there Ugh it was awkward.. Oldest maybe not I saw a few  guys that  looked like that MAYBE they were doing the same thing  or being damn creepy .
  Holy fuck the atmosphere there were people doing shit  Meg and I haven’t even tried yet . The club wasn’t huge but it was a good size and I saw Ren finally retreat to a part of a bar a like maybe 20 or so feet away from me. I wasn’t the only one who noticed . I watched from a far  I saw  her smile I saw her fiddle her hair I saw her blush.
  As this young  ass hole tried to pick up on my daughter.  I know Ren wasn’t completely helpless  I took comfort in knowing she did wrestling and could hold her own if placed in a situation that called for it. Except she was more reserved when it came to uh… dealing with an issue like I would. With brute force  My eyes were glued to that guy .
 I almost lost sight of what was happening when some  nasty cougar  was staring at me.”The hell you looking at?”  I growled.  “Keep to your own kind!”  Gross ass bitch. “ She exhaled in utter disgust that someone would say something to her in that manner.
 But didn’t give me any more trouble after that. Finally I was able to focus on this Ass hole that found his way to her he was a rather tall intimidating guy  maybe a few feet shorter than me but .
 I knew his game and knew what he was going to try and do. All she had to do was leave . I couldn’t tell if she was genuinely into the guy  or was reacting because she was embarrassed for the guy  I saw her shake her head and him insisting on buying her a drink so it looked like and her finally accepting..
 She turned to glance at her phone apparently she lost her friends in the sweet rave  party happening and she missed something I DEFINITELY SAW before he slid her drink to her  and oh boy I was NOT having ANY OF THAT.
“Oh… Hell no.”  I uttered almost choking on an ice cube.  I slithered through the crowd I was seeing red my eyes were red. 
 Things were about to get ugly fast…  Finally I rang Ren on her cell “ Hello?” She asked.  phone. “Look behind you I snarled.”
 Time seemed to have stopped for a moment. Her face drained of all color as she saw me standing behind her. The look of absolute terror on her face. As I grabbed the ass hole seemingly frozen in time for a moment and slammed his face into the bar table so hard I broke his nose… smashing his face into the drink itself shattering the glass .. 
Then to add insult to injury, kicked the stool out from under him. The animation of the event was epic he screamed. Causing a brief halt in activities as people were trying to figure out what just happened.
 As if he did this all on his own.  I couldn’t take the blame for it because I did  temporarily freeze time something I don’t like to do but only in extreme circumstances. Of course I covered my ass I was standing there  But I wanted to have fun with this ass hole So I kicked him before standing on his head pretending I didn’t see him there.
“Whoops my bad.” my voice dripping with sarcasm.  I helped him up this took every once of my sanity not to loose my cool but I was not finished with this dirt bag who was going to do dirty things to my daughter.
 And we stared at each other for a moment, it hit him with the realization that we were  similar and when he put two and two together it became very VERY clear. She was my daughter and a minor. Suddenly a wave of shocked and surprised gasps surrounded us both as I threw my head forward and delivered an epic head butt. 
There wasn’t a reason to do that I just felt like it. He hit the floor again. And once again I helped his sorry ass up. Ren had her hand over her mouth in utter shock .”Daddy..”  “Sorry I broke your nose… But what you were doing isn’t fair..” So I ruined your fun before you could ruin hers.”  “Now beat it, before I beat you some more.”
“As for you I narrowed my eyes at her.  She refused to look at me. This was my chance to be the dad she hated or the dad she was going to respect. 
 At the same time her friends showed up again having finally found her emitting high pitched girl excited sounds that they do.. Calling over to her “ Omg is that your dad He’s hot for an older dude! “Old? I thought damn I’m not THAT OLD i THOUGHT. 
” Hi Rens dad…. “Go on and have fun.”  Text me if you feel unsafe  When your ready to leave come find me I’ll at least make sure you get home safely .. “  Daddy I… “It’s okay ..I interrupted her Now get lost. I grinned playfully  She had begun to take off but before she did she ran back to me and gave me a hug… “Thank you..”
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jm-loves-sm · 4 years
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April 14, 2020
Finally, wonderboy Taylor Davenport has been drafted to the US army. This has been a long time coming and the army have finally come to their senses. Not only is Taylor excited, the rest of the army is excited because of his dynamic abilities. Tyler Seguin can’t wait to take him under is wing and basically become a father to young Taylor. But something has gone horribly wrong. An “incident” occurred in Syria last night involving the innocent Taylor and......Sydney D’Amico. Will Taylor ever recover? Or is he damaged beyond repair? This is their story:
Sydney D’Amico has been sick of feeling like the young guy in the room. In her eyes, she is a savvy veteran that brings leadership qualities to the squadron. Yet, Tyler still treats her like a kid. The moment she heard Taylor had been drafted, she decided to show everyone that she isn’t a lowly rookie anymore. She had money now, and she decided she was gonna take Taylor out for a night in the big City. She was gonna show him the respect and power a Squadron 69 soldier holds.
“Hey Taylor! How’s it going? Great, listen. Me and you tonight, the big City, dinner and drinks. And, I’m gonna buy you a suit that’ll make Don Draper blush” said Sydney
“That’s nice of you Sydney, but I want to get to bed early. I really want to impress everyone tomorrow!” replyed Taylor
Sydney aggressively puts her hands on Taylor’s shoulders and says, “Listen, you know who I am right? When someone like me says ‘jump’ then you jump. I run things here Taylor, and if you know what’s good for you, you’ll get on the damn bike NOW”
Taylor felt completely intimidated so he got on the bike and they drove off towards downtown. They arrived at The Bomb, the finest restaurant in Syria. “Give me the finest table you have and bring us two bottles of Don Perignon White Gold. And don’t you DARE ask us for photos” snapped Sydney
After enjoying a 5-course meal, Sydney asks for the bill. When it arrived, she took a look at the amount and started sweating. $24,455.89..... “HOLY FUCKKKK.....that’s it? This is nothing. POCKET CHANGE” yelled Sydney.
“Sydney, I can pitch in a few bucks if you’d like” said Taylor
“Hahaha are you serious? On your paycheck? Check this out”, said Sydney as she pulls out a Gold AMEX card, with Travel Rewards.
The waiter took the card and ran it in the machine. A loud beep sounded and the waiter looked at Sydney and said, “Excuse me, Mr. Chalamet? This Visa has been reported stolen”
“That’s impossible. Try it again”, said Sydney
“But you’re not Timothée Chalamet, you’re Sydney D’Amico” said Taylor
“WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT TAYLOR? LOL I AM TIMMY” screamed Sydney
By that time, security approached the table and put Sydney in a headlock. Taylor stood up and tried to run but the waiter did a jump kick and Taylor flew through the window, glass just shattered everywhere. People started screaming as chaos ensued. The security guards dragged Sydney out back and tied her to a chair.  
“Guys, this is a simple mistake. I grabbed the wrong card is all. Let me go and i’ll never come back, ever” said Sydney
A man slowly walked out of the shadows. “Hello Sydney” said the voice. It was.....DANIELLE?!?!
Danielle snapped her fingers and the Tims stand brought in a bloody Taylor.  
“I finally have you where I want you Sydney. Now FEEL MY WRATH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA” said an evil Danielle
Suddenly, a bolt of Lightning crashes through the skylight and JJ Clarke The Weatherman comes down on top of Danielle, knocking her unconscious.
“Today’s forecast: PAIN” said JJ Clarke
Both Sydney and Taylor took the train to get back to the hotel. Sydney looks over at Taylor and says, “Do you think maybe you don’t tell Tyler or Timmy about this? I just wanted to show you a good time”
“No problem Sydney....and you know what? This was the best night of my life!” said Taylor
Suddenly, a voice comes on over the intercom and says, “Next stop: HELL” as the camera pans on the conductor of the train: MARIA
The train disappears over the horizon with the sound of Taylor screaming “NOOOOOOO”
The End.
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