So, if you've been on Re:Zero tumblr long enough you might've heard of the "Reid Astrea calls Subaru and Julius boyfriends" line. Which is funny enough on its own, but what kills me is that, IIRC, he actually says it to Amnesiabaru.
So imagine an AU where Amnesiabaru takes him seriously and actually believes him and Julius were dating before he lost his memories.
Subaru: "Dang it [Natsuki Subaru], you had a perfectly sexy silver-haired half-elf, and you went and fell for the pain-in-the-ass knight?"
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Screenshots of my favourite moments from Re:Zero Arc 5:
Julius: Hey Subaru, it’s been a while. Heard you became a real knight, congrats.
Subaru: What a fake-ass response. Tell me how you really feel, Idiot.
It’s been a whole year and Subaru hasn’t gotten off the Julius hate train ONCE.
(Man enters room)
(Whole room goes quiet)
Subaru: Well who the hell is this guy? He’s totally killing the mood.
Subaru’s trend of terrible first impressions going strong.
I mean, I’ve been on Re: Zero tumblr. I’ve seen the “supple hips” screenshot. But getting to experience “supple hips” for myself was a wonderful experience. 10/10 can’t wait for Arc 5 to get animated so everyone can see Subaru admire Julius’s supple hips.
Also the fact that this happens right after Julius just thanked Subaru for being rude to his boss makes this even funnier.
Ley: I’m the Archbishop of Gluttony, I’m gonna eatchu
Otto: Um- Um- Um- Counterpoint - Water Dragons!
Water Dragons: [Water Dragons]
Ley: What the- (Gets Water Dragon’ed)
“The average Re:Zero Arc contains 6 divorces” is actually just a statistical error. Re: Zero Arc 5, which contains over 50 divorces, is an outlier and should not have been counted.
I don’t know, something about using an evil power meant for killing to save the person you love by crushing the evil heart that’s directly linked to your loved one’s heart feels romantic. Or maybe it’s just me.
And then Emilia says she trusts “both of them” which means she recognizes that it’s Guese’s power that he’s using it to save her just like when Guese tried to save her and Fortuna back then that’s so sweet-
But you know, maybe it’s just me.
This is the funniest moment in the whole arc.
Just… the image of Julius sidestepping Subaru’s spit and then immediately going into a bow is so funny to me. Who does that? Julius Juukulius, apparently.
Anyways, off to read Arc 6 now. All I know about it is that Subaru gets amnesia, there’s an IF route during this arc where Subaru becomes a serial killer, the gluttony siblings show up again, there’s a girl named Shuala, and Subaru and Julius get called boyfriends. I’ve got high hopes.
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Rem, who was eaten by the archbishop representing the whale, was eaten by the whale in a bad loop.
Subaru, who was eaten by the archbishop representing the rabbit, was eaten by the rabbit in a bad loop.
Julius, who was eaten by the archbishop representing the snake-
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I can't get over the design choices LMAO
Emilia Rem and Ram look like they came out of a harem anime (technically yes but also no)
Julius looks like he came out of a yaoi game (technically no but also yes)
And subaru looks like he walked out of a boys will be boys slice of life comedy (absolutely NOT)
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