I try not to put too much footie on this tumblr, but it’s matchday for AS Roma and I can’t stop laughing. Traditionally players arrive in suits at the stadium, which means a group of athletic young men in Italian couture...
Followed by their manager, The Tiredest Man In Football, apparently.
[ID: Four photographs of AS Roma players arriving for matchday; all are dressed in fitted black suits, with well-coiffed hair, some with designer bags. Clockwise from top left they are Pellegrini, Zalewski and Bove, Matic, and El Shaarawy. The fifth image, taken last, shows their coach José Mourinho, one of the most renowned managers in football, in a white Roma branded t-shirt, a wrinkled hoodie, scruffy five o’clock shadow, and uncombed hair.]
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i love talking about players but honestly managers are what get me. nothing compares to seeing them and their antics. they are a huge part of the fun factor about watching football.
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Klopp: Isn't it weird that people kill mosquitoes just because they're annoying?
Pep: Damn, if people did that to each other, Mourinho would've killed me years ago.
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Cannot do it, even as a joke
Me: Ha ha, great stat.
Brother: Does that include Carlo? I’m guessing he will still be working.
Me: Must not include him, since I see he signed a contract until 2026 in December. Real Madrid: There's still time.
Brother: Maybe they should replace him with AVB.
Me: Then RDM, then Rafa, then José, then Conte, then Sarri, then Lampard, then Tuchel, then...okay, nope, I can't do it.
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New fic, everyone!
@millythegoat @liverpool-enjoyer @bobbybecker-21 @calm-smol @childishfirmino @moomin279
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Dima Anatolyevich asked Mourinho to hold the face of the man who took his Spartak virginity 🥰
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Pep: I've met a lot of pricks in my time, but you, Mourinho, are a fucking cactus
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