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ROMANCE DAWN TRIO
#I have been drawing more pre time skip stuff then actual recent stuff of OP#pre time skip really just had this dumb (but fun) energy#ah don't get me wrong tho OP is still very much a joy#in case you were actually wondering - yes sanji gave zoro that keychain as a joke but uwu#working on 1 more silly drawing atm!#one piece#op#roronoa zoro#op nami#luffy#monkey d luffy#o0kawaii0o
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AITA for lying to my dog about food being 'spicy?'
A while back I taught my dog what spicy foods are (by letting her sniff them and saying "Uh oh! Spicy!") and she figured out that it means it'll smell/taste bad and she immediately loses interest. It was initially an accident but it became really handy in getting her to leave food alone if it might hurt her.
Recently though I've started saying "Uh oh! Spicy!" about any food I don't want her to eat. If she's sitting and staring at me eating a regular non-spicy snack and I don't want to share, I'll tell her it's spicy so she'll stop begging for it. She believes me 100% of the time. She does have a 'leave it' command that she obeys as well, but she always acts so sad whenever I tell her to 'leave it' and it's something she wants.
I feel a little bad because she's an older dog (10y/o) and maybe I SHOULD be sharing my snacks with her, but sometimes a man's gotta enjoy his food in peace without a little creature gazing longingly at him the entire time and crying like the world's soggiest beast.
Included is a picture of her making her very best begging face so that everyone can accurately judge how evil I am for lying to her.
What are these acronyms?
#aita#am i the asshole#joke aita#pet tax#thank you op i will now be repeating uh oh! spicy! to myself for days#(in a delighted way)
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i was in the library and the lights went out and i whispered “dark academia” and only one person laughed but ive been having a bad enough week that it felt like a win so cheers
#keep it real with me….#was it that bad of a joke or was it a tough crowd#*sniffles* i can handle the truth#op#life is life#bestof
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three is a pattern, shanks!
#i made a joke abt this in a fic i posted recently then thought it'd be funny to make art for it lol#shanks#akagami no shanks#red haired shanks#one piece#one piece fanart#op fanart#buggy the clown#uta#one piece uta#monkey d luffy#buggy the genius jester#kid luffy#if shanks had a nickel for every time a kid accidentally ate a devil fruit around him#he'd have three nickels#which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened three times.
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Sometimes self care as a DM is taking a break to be your PC with 8 INT
#critical role#cr spoilers#op#c3#c3e92#this is assuming Matt is going to shortly be Dariax#for legal reasons this is a joke and Matt certainly could have kept going as-is and this interlude was likely planned for plot reasons etc
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i think im having a stroke
#what is happening. what am i watching. where am i#anyway i am mostly incoherent but i have. a thought or two#this man is so repressed that he skipped right over the part where a guy can't handle any suggestion that he might be gay#instead our boy gregory is getting ahead of everyone (including and especially himself)#by joking about being gay and specifically about being in love with wilson#because hey! that must mean he couldn't possibly be repressed :)#he's just that secure in his straightness :)#...#...yeah#house md#hilson#house season 2#the mistake#op
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if you think i am going to care abt mens opinions on lesbianism please consider:
killing yourself is faster and has a more positive effect on society
i have three (3) weed smoking girlfriends to fuck rather than waste time on your essays about how men are oppressed or whatever
yes im a mean nasty bitchy exclusie im sorry that trans men arent magically also lesbians the afab connection is meaningless to me :( sorry for not buying into bioessentialism i guess
if you arent a lesbian you should be embarrassed #skilldiff #gws
in order to comment defending your points in including men in a community of women* who are exclusively attracted to other women* you must first go to my pinned post and open that kofi link and send a minimum of 3 dollars. if u send more than 10 ill even deign to read your essay to make fun of you before blocking and moving on w my day. 😁👍
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Oh 𝔽𝕌ℂ𝕂! You didn’t tell me you had a beast in your House.
#op#specific joke only me astin and quincy find funny#house of leaves#myhouse.wad#havent read it. i dont go here. watching youtube
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sketches lately
#mishanks#dracule mihawk#akagami no shanks#red haired shanks#mihawk#shanks#op mihawk#op shanks#one piece#akataka#read the manga just bc i need any media to occupy my mind constantly#now im in too deep HELPPP (joke aside i gen enjoy it tho)
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Not to be a Twitter Reposter but I simply love halimede posting so much and feel the need to share . World champion chaser
#halimede#hwbm#edit to add: everyone with enough sense to check the OP probably already figured it out but. this is a joke account.#it's a character she's playing#who just so happens to be the best poster of all time
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twitter sucks because you can post something as small as this and suddenly thisll be on your profile
#hey op cres doubt you’ll ever see this but hey lmk if you want this taken down LMAOOO#this wasn’t supposed to blow up. this wasn’t supposed to blow up this wasn’t supposed t#ITS A JOKE#ITS A JOKE PLEASE#THIS WASNT SUPPOSED TO LEAVE THE 300 PEOPLE THAT FOLLOW ME
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law is something of a woman to me
#gender fuckery who gaf bro#art#one piece#op#perona#trafalgar law#roronoa zoro#i guess. to get the joke rolling#perolaw#i think das da ship name… my snookums
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I need an updated version of this chart with all his characters up to 2023
[Original by @ ParrotGrian 2021]
#goodtimeswithscar#reposted because I don't want to bother OP's notes since they aren't that active#hermitcraft#Hotguy would be in his own circle labeled [Hot] <- joking because he also fits in evil capitalist
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Who will win the fight for Optimus Prime's love? His canon girlfriend? His worst enemy who's tried to kill him multiple times?? His best friend??? The guy who screams a lot???? Place your bets now folks!!
(Commission for me by the very talented lextodrawstuff! Also, BONUS LMAO)
#for context: this is based on the fact that these are the top four characters shipped with op on ao3 lol#and optimus/reader is the fifth most popular pairing which is...lmfao#also this is a JOKE made for the laughs PLEASE do not use this to start actual ship discourse. i have nothing against self-inserts or ocs#transformers#maccadams#i'm not gonna tag all the characters so i'll just tag the ships#megop#oplita#optiratch#starop
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damn i've seen the infamous "i love you" in gifs and such but i. was not prepared for the deep unbridled sincerity with which hugh laurie delivered that line
#this is literally just house taking an opportunity to confess how much he loves wilson#idk how else to interpret this#even if you read it platonically it's still a love confession#one that house is able to make for the sole reason#that he can pass it off as a joke#house md#hilson#videos - house#house season 4#house 4x3#op
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happy testament tuesday
#testament#guilty gear#guilty gear strive#ggst#guilty gif#crow.gif#taunts#poses#uhhh i think thats it. jesus its been a while#anyway happy birthday tes Testament Tuesday be upon ye#literally been meaning to do like Any gifs of them forever and post them on a tuesday as funny joke#but the world works in strange ways (tuesday birthday YIPPEE)#note for anyone checking the op for info on the source: their pronouns are they/them!!#like canonically!!
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