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thornybubbles · 1 year

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Silly thought... weirdness incoming...

Can you imagine if vlogging was somehow a thing in the late 80s? What if Kakyoin vlogged all the time during Stardust Crusaders? Kakyoin's holding a giant ass camcorder filming as The Sun Stand rains fireballs down on them while they're hiding in a pitiful little hovel:

Kakyoin: "Hey guys! Welcome to another episode of Shit I Didn't Expect to See Today..."

Everybody else: *groans*

Joseph: "KAKYOIN, IS THIS REALLY THE TIME FOR THAT?!"

Kakyoin: *focuses the camera on the annoyed, sweaty old man who's trying not to panic while it sounds like the world is ending just outside*

"Yes."

You can't tell me he wouldn't be THAT kind of vlogger.

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