EB: all catgirls, are queens!
CG: IF SHE BREATHES
CG: SHES A THOOOOT!!!!
CG: ya fuck...
AC: :33 < are mew boys talking about meow?!
CG: OH MY GOD, NEPETA, THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU
AC: :33 < purrity sure it does, why else would mew be talking about catgirls to begin with?
EB: actually, we kinda were
CG: DONT TELL HER THAT!
EB: well we kinda were!
AC: :33 < *inhalation* really!!??! what were mew talking about??!!?
CG: GREAT, YOU JUST FED HER, NOW SHE WONT LEAVE.
EB: we were talking about how weird animal names were, like how a male cat is called a Tom and females are called Molly’s
AC: :33 < but my names nepeta
EB: hah! nice!
EB: anyways, i then told him that girl cats were also called queens!
CG: WHICH MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE, EVEN BY HUMAN STANDARDS
EB: well you got me, by all accounts, it doesn't make sense.
EB: but then i brought up catgirls, and said that they technically were also called queens!
GC: WHICH MAKES EVEN LESS SENSE, BECAUSE NOW YOURE MIXING THE TITLES UP!!
EB: so technically, you’re a queen nepeta! guess you always were!
AC: :33 < ac gasps again! <:O!!!!!
GC: GREAT, AND NOW YOU PUT THOUGHTS INTO HER HEAD. FUCK THIS SHIT IM OUT. YOURE RESPONSIBLE FOR WHATEVER POSSIBLE MESS OCCURS OVER THIS, EGBERT!
GC: WHICH MEANS IF YOU MAKE ANY UNSANCTIONED DECREES, LIKE FREE CATNIP OR A DECLARATION OF YARNBALL DAY, IM GONNA UNLEASH A GODLY FUCKING FIRESTORM ON YOUR ASS!
*KARKAT ABSCONDS THE FUCK OUT!!!*
EB: holy shit, he can be such a crab at times.
AC: :33 < *ac says not to worry about it, because mr. krabs has always been like that!
EB: i mean yeah, hes got issues, but you would think he’d calm down after a few years of being out of action.
AC: : 33 < actually, *ac has noticed hes not as angry as he used to be, i think hes just stressed from running the kingdom
AC: :33 < karkitty just needs a vacation!
EB: really? sounds like you’re just cutting him slack, but running a kingdom full of trolls like him would make me irritable. maybe he needs extra help.
EB: *le gasp* maybe you could be his queen nepeta!
AC: :33 < ah, uh... tha-
AC: :33 < a-ac thinks that might not be such a great idea. she thinks she might make mr. grumpers more of a grumpers even if she means the best
EB: well i still think you being around would help, cats have been shown to reduce stress regardless. I think youd be a great queen!
AC: :33 < *ac appurriciates the votes of confurdeince in her furom the blue bunny boy, and makes her feel more confident ofurr it!
EB: hey, no problem!
EB: well I gotta go, rose wanted to see me about some psycho analysis stuff
AC: :33 < psycho analysis? furr wat?
EB: uh, just some stuff that happened at my house, nothing to get worried about. anyways, i’ll see you later queen nepeta!
*absconds*
AC: :33 < *ac hopes to see mew soon!!!
AC: :33 < .....hmmm
AC: :33 < hmmm?
AC: :33 < hmmmmm~
AC: :33 < hehe *ac thinks she might have to update her shipping wall~*
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look guys, its me! i am. alive. kinda. and im really sorry (again) for not posting for a whole?? three months??? but in compensation I'll post all johnkat art i did since,,, may ,,,, yeah hope y'all like it!!!
this one is for my really old au (with which I haven't really done anything, just a concept and a few drawings) (also au is really old it's like the beginning of 2018 i guess?)
so the idea was swapping dave and john, but not their classpects, characters, their ,,, who they are originally. it's just. the only thing that swapped is their adults and places where they live
so like yeah. johnkat would be canon, and instead of davepeta there is johnpeta
and, thinking of it, I don't. know how johnsprite (and lately johnpetasprite) would exist, if john there is still heir of breath, not time player.. idk if I'll do anything with this au
and this one is just my kidswap/bloodswap version in which (let's size our talk to 4 chars ok lol)
so its like john lalonde - rose egbert and karkat maryam - kanaya vantas
it was mostly done, again, (in 2017 i created it btw) for canonising johnkat atleast in au
so yeah i just rosemaryed johnkat and johnkatted rosemary, it's simple, though i still don't know what to do with their classpects, this ones just how i think would be more suitable?? yeah
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Tammy whats your opinion on *drumroll* the johnpeta ship? (Its one of the top tier ships in my opinion)
i don’t really do shipping beyond how color-coordinated two characters look next to eachother but i ain’t about to knock it, i just like nepeta hehe
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