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lxzyvirgo · 1 year

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[image id: A digital drawing of Jughead and Archie from Riverdale. Jughead has purple horns and a demon tail, and is wearing a loose black shirt and black pants. Archie has a halo over his head, and is wearing silver plate armor. Jughead stands slightly above Archie, looking down at him and smiling, with one hand resting on Archie's arm. Archie is looking up at Jughead, with a soft expression on his face. They are surrounded by orange leaves, in the middle of an Autumn forest. end id.]

#riverdale season 3 forever #jughead jones #archie andrews #jarchie #riverdale #rvd #jughead #archie #art #digital art #artists on tumblr #lxzyart

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veggietale · 8 months

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did riverdale seriously end with no jarchie

#like actually no jarchie kiss and its over forreal forever???#riverdale mutuals fill me in #txt

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aidenwaites · 9 months

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In honor of Andy day I will say one more time the jarchies would love Andy and alex. You're telling me these two guys are best friends because they were brought together over a shared trauma. One of them is a jock prep and the other is weird he's a weirdo. You're telling me that in another universe they hate each other's guts and in another they want each other dead and in another they are two thirds of a throuple with their serial killer friend (whom they initially believed dead at 15 and is the death that which brought them together?) You're telling me, right now, that they've been mutually in love for fifteen years but circumstance and their own respective hang ups have left them both content to be best friends and also always yearning for something more. I forgot this post was supposed to be about the jarchies

#jarchie wants what andy and alex have soooo bad #riverdale showrunner Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa you WISH you were as good as me and my fiance #its no longer andy day but this post has been sitting in my drafts for forever and i keep finding it again and i dhdbDNDBD

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philtatosbuck · 8 months

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i did remember your url used to be bugvarchie but i kind of thought it was more of a joke i didn't know you shipped all four of them together

to be clear i don't ship betty and archie if we're being technical my endgames were specifically bughead & varchie but i do support the ot4 ending even though i stopped watching that shit at some point in season five lmao

#bughead? varchie? jarchie? beronica? good food #b*rchie's there i guess #i'm not all about jeronica but i'm not against it #so i won basically #and i never thought they would actually let them ot4 is out #bugvarchie #bughead #varchie #anyway. varchie's married. to me!#betty and jug aren't married never married anyone but well. they are intertwined in each other forever basically #that's what you missed on glee #riverdale #s/o to choni for endgaming it out #whoever decided they would name their son dale is going to hell

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saintsinthecity · 8 months

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is jarchie real please say yes

#I stopped watching during s2 but I was jarchie truthing in season 1. forever

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garbagequeer · 8 months

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the thing about it is that through jughead transubstantiation (also known as “pulling a jughead”) narrator jughead was not in love with tabitha (he is gay) while character jughead is (he is bisexual) since he jumped 7 years in time from original teen jughead (originally gay) so narrator jughead is always fighting tabitha for the narrative. and of course every jughead is closeted and twisted. so he sent all his friends to diner heaven but in a time before they became a polycule and never showed jarchie kissing. and he exists at the same time as big pop’s chock’lit shoppe in the sky jughead even though angel tabitha made it clear her new single-timeline universe doesnt allow for doubles. gay narrator jughead did some crazy shit to tabitha’s universe because she’s his rival is what im saying. it’s a classic story. woman dates bisexual guy in the closet bisexual guy becomes 3 and narrates the multiverse while gay closeted as he writes it angel woman needs to save the timeline from a comet from a (also bisexual) wizard angel woman leaves bisexual boyfriend forever bisexual boyfriend gets in a bisexual quad with his buddies gay doppelganger that narrates gets mad it’s not his original vision and takes over redoes the multiverse traps everyone in high school forever in the sky angel woman never seen again. it’s simple

#riverdale #thing

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kickedshins · 7 months

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readalong riverdale playlist guide

songs have been added in no particular order. sometimes songs tie to broader visions of a musical episode, but some are just “they should have shoehorned this in somewhere in that classic riverdale way”. all songs are musical theater songs. yes i know they did superboy and the invisible girl but they did it wrong (sorry cami, you were great). this is an eternally updating playlist and guide. enjoy!

Corner of the Sky, from Pippin: Archie!!! This literally could happen anywhere at any point in time. What is this song if not Pippin going left Pippin going right. Put this wherever your heart desires. I want to come up with a Pippin musical episode plot because it’s so good. Jughead singing "Simple Joys" over a montage of Archie not dealing with his problems… I’m getting carried away.

Kind of Woman, from Pippin: Veronica would sing this in an entirely unselfaware way. I’m thinking early season two. Isn’t it a beautiful vision?

Superboy and the Invisible Girl, from Next to Normal: THIS SHOULD HAVE BEEN A COOPERS SONG. I’m mentally rewriting the n2n episode with this being a Coopers song.

Could I Leave You?, from Follies: A timeskip Veronica and Hermione duet at their respective shitty husbands. It ends with Hermione resignedly going back to the minutiae of marriage and with Ronnie shooting Chad in the face. Don’t worry about how this messes with plot this isn’t about that.

Your Fault, from Into the Woods: Read this post and envision a beautiful ITW episode.

I’ve Never Been in Love Before, from Guys and Dolls: Okay honestly? Archie and Josie duet. Cuter than "Fight For Me", imo.

Mother Knows Best, from Tangled: Alice, duh. Season one or season seven.

Do You Hear the People Sing?, from Les Mis: Season six union stuff baybee! Hand in hand with "Bread and Roses". It also would be really funny to have KJ and Vanessa, who in my opinion suffer the most from iPhone Voice in the cast, to do such a grand musical-y song. It would not be very good but boy would it be entertaining.

Therapy, from Tick, Tick… Boom!: BUGHEAD DYSFUNCTION DUET YES PLEASE. Let’s say season four. "Exquisite Corpse" vibe, but suppress it all. Maybe the problem’s simply codependency!

Get This Right, from Frozen II: Okay hear me out this is one of the most stupidly romantic songs I have ever heard. An Archie song, obviously. Timeskip Varchie. Maybe he’s actually about to propose, maybe not, doesn’t matter. All that matters is how much I genuinely think KJ could have slayed this song.

Being Alive, from Company: Obviously go read Jughead’s Weird Fantasy right now if you haven’t already. But even in Riverdale canon I would want Jughead to sing this in timeskip. If we’re getting specific it feels very Tabby tucking him in after he gets too drunk at the key party. Sorry for nixing the gay subtext by putting it next to a Jabitha moment jail for a million years for me I know. It could also be after Archie calls him when he’s in NYC. There you go, gay people.

Something’s Coming, from West Side Story: Season one or seven Archie. Just feels very wholesome. I think it would be cute. Could be performed on stage if season one.

How Did We Come to This?, from The Wild Party (Lippa): A Veronica La Bonne Nuit performance that somehow becomes a group number (she’s the only one singing on stage though). Season three. No "Queenie Was A Blonde" tag. I could make an AMV to this song. I should not do that I already have three in the works. But I could.

Run Away with Me, from The Mad Ones: This is purely self-indulgent because I like on-the-road Jarchie and I have a soft spot for this mediocre musical for personal reasons.

Suddenly Seymour, from Little Shop of Horrors: Choni! Choni forever and ever amen. Season seven, I think, when Cheryl finally accepts that she’s a lesbian and is facing homophobia from her family/society/etc. Cheryl is Audrey which is funny because “mama was poor” lol no she wasn’t. They should go all the way and get the rights to change the lyrics to Suddenly Toni. Neither Madelaine nor Vanessa has the right voice for this song even a little bit. I do not care.

Partner in Crime, from Tuck Everlasting: Betty and Archie. In my wildest fantasies this is like a season four flashback to them as kids and we have kid Barchie sing this song but other than that I think this could be a number when they’re hooking up in timeskip. Even though I don’t approve of Barchie hooking up in timeskip because I hate straight people I do think they would slay this. KJ specifically I think would sound great on this, it’s not really a Lili song but oh well. Another version that would be incredibly funny but not as good would be having timeskip Veronica and Reggie sing it about, like, actual crime.

Totally Fucked, from Spring Awakening: Kevin-centric group number in the style of "In" or "Beautiful". Could be anywhere from seasons two to four. Maybe we include the “did you write this?” thing with Betty and Jughead as Melchior. They did some expose for some paper. You know how it is. I wish the Riverdale characters were allowed to say fuck so bad.

Moving Too Fast, from The Last Five Years: Timeskip Jughead. It almost fits but doesn’t in a way that’s oh-so-Riverdale.

The I Love You Song, from The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee: Sad. Shared between Betty, Veronica, and Cheryl, but Veronica-centric (could be an unhinged La Bonne Nuit performance from her with cutaways to the other two, actually). Whenever the most amount of parents in this group are in jail. There’s at least one meaningful shot of Jughead reacting.

I’m Breaking Down, from Falsettos: Okay this one is sort of cheating because I don’t necessarily want to fit it into the actual canon of Riverdale I just think if Archie had come out in high school Veronica would have pulled a "The Ladies Who Lunch" and done this at La Bonne Nuit. I think Cami would body that.

What Is This Feeling?, from Wicked: Hear me out. Bret/Jughead duet.

For Good, from Wicked: Betty and Veronica, season seven. Or quad number in late s4/early s5 before the timeskip. I think Lili would sound gorgeous on this, especially the bridge.

Two-Player Game, from Be More Chill: Look Joe Iconis wrote music that was used in Archie: The Musical let me have this okay. Season one Jarchie. Jughead as Michael obviously even though he’s nothing like Michael and Archie is nothing like Jeremy. I just want to make Cole Sprouse say “favowite”.

Mother’s Gonna Make Things Fine, from A New Brain: I have a whole beautiful vision for an A New Brain musical episode that takes place in season four. It’s too long to get into right now but just know it’s there and it’s gorgeous and I’m going to fully flesh it out soon. Once again this is obviously an Alice song, except instead of well-meaning Jewish mom it’s overbearing evil (albeit MILFy) WASP. She’s fretting over Betty because Betty’s fretting about college or Jughead or something who cares. I just need Mädchen to do this.

Change, from A New Brain: This would happen about three quarters of the way through the episode. In classic Riverdale fashion they’d get a little insensitive with it and this would be a Ronnie La Bonne Nuit performance. Change the government kill the mayor! Say that! Even if the mayor is your parent! Especially if the mayor is your parent!

Brain Dead, from A New Brain: This is my favorite part of my A New Brain musical episode. It’s once again a Bughead repression duet. Just imagine the lavender marriage dream sequence anger tango they would do. I also think Cole Sprouse wouldn’t sound too horrible on this song. High praise. No lyric changes Jughead is saying “as the MD lifts me in his cruisy chiseled arms”. I’m getting angry about the fact that I will never get to see this on my screen I’m going to do some breathing exercises to calm down.

Take Me or Leave Me, from RENT: We’re gonna split this up among couples in classic Riverdale fashion. Timeskip, our Maureens are Kevin and Veronica, and our Joannes are Fangs and Archie. The Joannes don’t really work so maybe we’ll pull another classic Riverdale and cut their verses. Unfortunately the best line of the song (“Women, what is it about them? Can’t live with them or without them!”) has to be cut. I wish Choni could also sing this but alas it can’t work in this. Mostly this is an excuse to give Casey Cott more stuff to sing and I think it would be hilarious if he sung this.

Tango: Maureen, from RENT: Honestly, Riverdale both could and would do a really messy RENT episode. I should ruminate further on that. Anyway. I don’t actually know where or how this could work but I want it to be a weirdly sexually charged Vughead duet. But that makes Betty or Archie Maureen, and they are not Maureen… I don’t know. This one’s just in here because I like imagining Cole Sprouse dancing, and because I think Jughead is Jewish and it would be really funny to hear him say “Riverdale Jewish Community Center”. Let’s go with timeskip. She cheated! She cheated! Betty cheated! Fucking cheated! Oh, shit, could this be a Jarchie song in timeskip when Betty and Archie are hooking up? I think it could! Wow. Good work gang.

Razzle Dazzle, from Chicago: I’m also creating a beautiful Chicago musical episode that I don’t have time to detail right now but trust me it’s awesome. It’s in season four, Hermosa is relevant to it. Anyway this is another Kevin-centric group number where everyone is lying to different people about different things. Crucially, Cole Sprouse says the line “they’ll never know you’re just a bagel”.

I Can’t Do It Alone, from Chicago: Veronica’s asking someone to help her scheme!

Mister Cellophane, from Chicago: GAY KEVIN. NEED I SAY MORE.

My Own Best Friend, from Chicago: Beronica duet. Lives would be changed. They’re sort of fighting at this point in the episode so there would be an underlying current of potential hatefucking. But that’s sort of always the case with this song tbh. Also this isn’t on this playlist but imagine Reggie singing "Roxie". So bad. So good.

American Idiot, by Green Day/from American Idiot: Songs from jukebox musicals count too, right? Archie-led group number obviously. Let’s go with season six, but it could be season one or five, too. Maybe he is the faggot America. Jughead says the line “now everybody do the propaganda”. There’s a coordinated dance thing a la "Random Number Generation".

A Cockeyed Optimist, from South Pacific: Archie, duh. Season one, six, or seven. Probably sung directly to a Lodge.

Watch What Happens, from Newsies: Betty, season four. She's doing a piece on the community center that Archie and Mad Dog co-run. I think Lili would slay this honestly. I debated adding the reprise largely so that I could have Cole sing the snake line and to have an iconic "the poor guy's head is spinning" thing side note how can I make Davey and Jack about Jughead and Archie someone needs to shoot me. Anyway we'd cut the stuff about Katherine being into Jack in this song obviously because Betty is unhappily hetero with Jughead. Hashtag women in journalism.

Matchmaker, from Fiddler on the Roof: 50sdale girls. Really strong fun gay visuals exist in my brain for this one.

Anything You Can Do, from Annie Get Your Gun: Vughead. Neither can I!

Let Me Entertain You, from Gypsy: Ronnie duh. Season three-ish La Bonne Nuit Era. Or Polly Amorous.

I Cain't Say No, from Oklahoma!: 50sdale Betty sexual awakening era. I can SEE a beautiful beautiful dream sequence vision where she dances around flirting with Archie and Jughead and Reggie and Veronica can't you.

Tribulation, from Schmigadoon!: Yes this is a TV show not a staged live musical who cares. I don't like Music Man I'm not putting "Ya Got Trouble" on here. Alice gets a patter I don't think Mädchen would be particularly good at it but it would be extremely fun. Season seven most likely, but let's be real it could come at any point in the show.

Naughty Baby, from Crazy for You: You think I'm about to say Veronica or perhaps Cheryl don't you. WRONG Dark Betty. Oh it would be so cringe so painful so bad so terrible. It must happen. I don't know when in the show it happens it could literally be any time in s1-6.

With One Look, from Sunset Boulevard: Ronnie... I'm thinking s5 Riverbucks era.

that's all i have for now but there's more to come :]

#riverdale #kickedshins originals

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curlytemple · 6 months

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tag 9 people you’d like to get to know better

i was tagged by @significationary who absolutely already knows everything about me but let’s go

1. 3 ships: beronica+jarchie forever, and Big Destiel which has taken over my brain despite the fact that i have not yet watched spn

2. first ever ship: if i’m being honest my first tumblr era ship was sterek but i wasn’t about to let anyone call me a perverted freak on the perverted freak website

3. last song: i’ve been listening to the store radio at work all day but the last song i chose to listen to was when i was driving home yesterday peacefully singing along to troye sivan’s angel baby thinking about destiel again and then a squirrel darted out from a pile of leaves and i accidentally took an innocent life for the first time. harrowing.

4. last movie: watched jennifer lawrence in NO HARD FEELINGS with my brother and it was actually not really what i expected from the trailer and has a very sweet ending.

5. currently reading: THE gomens demon therapy fic sequel ANGEL in therapy that hurts me so good. also my sister convinced me to read soccer lesbian booktok rec “cleat cute” and it’s pretty bad ❤️

6. currently watching: riverdale rewatch with ANNA. and i started pretty little liars (still mad nobody told me how much dyke drama this show has) also selling sunset is back!! i love evil real estate barbies.

7. currently consuming: water and spearmint vape. hush.

8. currently craving: sweet relief of death

i know anna tagged me because i have the soul of a prolific poster but i lack the constitution to get silly with you all. she said: make an effort 🔪

so hiiiii newer mutuals hello @anarcha-queer-horror @wellwaterhysteria @gay-archie @tallahasseemp3 @eastvillages

+ older mutuals i always love to see on my dash @nicolegendary @mightyoreo @dumbestdyke @wimbledon2008

#please ignore me if this is so so annoying #tag game

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serialkillerbettycooper · 8 months

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i love this ridiculous show so much. total cowards for no jarchie kiss. s1-6 timeline i will miss you forever. but core four afterlife polycule forever with narrator jughead forever on the outside??? chic returns one last time to murder uncle frank??? mary andrews bisexual in every timeline?? juniper dagwood real?? my show is so real and beautiful and i will miss her forever

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thejugheadparadox · 9 months

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you wrote a 116 page jarchie screenplay? 👀👀 feel free to share it

yeahhhhhhhhhhhh 😳 hehe i always all the time want to share this stupid overserious thing that i secretly think is really pretty good that i dedicated like half my 2020 to bc i was on furlough from my job for lockdown <3 not technically 116 pages anymore bc i reformatted it for ao3. also it relies on post killing mr honey rvd break canon only. gay ass jughead forever. pls tell me what u think love u

#ask #anon #riverdale

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olreid · 1 year

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are you a barchie fan?

absolutely not! thanks for asking <3 i find bettyarchie compelling in the sense of like. girl next door & boy next door who both in their own ways experience the dark underbelly of those archetypes and feel very alone in doing so. fundamental to each of their characters is that they been exposed to things that the rest of riverdale wants to sweep under the rug while simultaneously being held up as like. archetypal Riverdale Residents. this makes them both insane, because their ability to take things at face value has been completely obliterated and forever after they're always trying to pull back the curtain or dig up the grave to make sure theres a body. they are to me two of the characters who most often find themselves in riverdale-as-horror movie, so for that reason alone i can see the vision. they are at their best when they are bonding with each other about the alienating violence theyve experienced.

i dont generally mind bettyarchie in the show because i know and perceive the truth which is that when pursue each other it's largely because they think they're Supposed to, not because they are actually. attracted to each other in that way. theyre so clearly trying to convince themselves and each other that its good and it's so obviously not. like guys you dont have to do that.. you can just hang out! but at the end of the day theyre like homosexual besties to me because theres just no romantic chemistry between them really at all. archie especially is pretty much fully gay to me. the only straight archie pairing i find compelling at all is archiejosie, and even that is like. they are friends :) jarchie and archiereggie and archiemunroe on the other hand.. NOW we're cooking with gas

#asks #anon #riverdale

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