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amanizali · 1 year
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the way
I would absolutely
die
for this man.
he's so badass
he's so cool
he's so fine
he's an antihero and has been soloing the story for a while
he delivers the best lines my GOD
"You're not the only one with a history. Everyone's dealing with their own issues."
"War? This is how we greet each other"
"Well, I'm fucked."
I am.
obsessed.
someone free me of the chokehold Jake Kim has on me 😩
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wannaeatramyeon · 6 months
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The Crew Heads with Reader: Bro Code
G/N. Silly. (Jake Kim, Eli Jang, Johan Seong, Samuel Seo).
Bro Code | Dinner | Shopping | Television
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"What is that?"
You point at the red mark, the ring of teeth on his tattooed arm and Jake mutters something under his breath.
"What?"
"...Bite." He forces out.
"Courtesy of?" Your eyes flicker over to Eli, who has found a very interesting spot on the floor.
Really, it might be the most interesting thing he has ever seen. He wouldn't be able to remove his eyes from it for love nor money. Not even if Yenna shrieked, screamed, screeched in front of him
"No-one." Jake says, wordlessly agreeing with Eli that the ground is fascinating and staring resolutely at it too.
Because if there is one thing the Crew Heads agree on, it's bro code.
Fighting one another, beating each other up is one thing-
Sure, they might kill each other. Sure, some of them hate each other. It's nothing personal though. Just something they do.
...What real men do. Casual grievous bodily harm, accidental oopsy murder. You know how it goes.
But where you're concerned - snitches get stitches. And stitches from you, doesn’t bear thinking about.
Where you're concerned, the story could be they were all holding hands, skipping along the road, then simultaneously ate shit together. Falling over one by one like dominos.
It would be the utmost worst violation of bro code to tell on each other. Even if you're the one now cleaning up the aftermath.
Under silent oath, a pact formed with just one quick catch of the eye, they promised they would not tell. If you found out, if they confirmed - you would give them hell. A fate worse than death.
"And Johan, let me guess. You fell and gave yourself a blackeye." You arch an eyebrow in his direction.
Johan nods, lips pulled down in a pout and eyes (one fine, one bruised and swollen) narrowed at another spot at the floor. The appeal of the scuffed floorboards is contagious, three of the four Crew Heads gaze now firmly fixed on it.
"No brass knuckles involved?" You ask, and get a short shake of the head in response.
"Just like Samuel's back injury isn't from being thrown on the ground?"
Samuel's eyes dart over once to Jake, then he rearranges his face into a haughty, cold expression. As if that was a ridiculous suggestion and not the truth.
They were absolutely not fighting. They would absolutely not get caught.
"Of course not." He sneers, then pain flashes across his face as a short, sharp spasm shoots through his body.
You resist laughing and spitting out that that's karma for lying.
Instead, you sigh. Still have enough control to refrain from face palming.
Right.
Sure. 
However-
As if this all wasn’t obvious enough. Perhaps the most damning evidence of all, is the Converse print on Eli's right cheek.
You look pointedly at Johan's footwear. "And I suppose Eli has become an ambassador for Converse, if he's wearing their logo on his face?”
Eli, on impulse, tries for a nod before his brain catches up and realises how ridiculous that sounds.
You continue on, not missing Eli’s twitch. “It's got nothing to do with you lot fighting, and someone kicking someone in the head, hmm?"
Nervous glances are exchanged.
“Eli didn’t bite Jake? Samuel didn’t give Johan a black eye? Jake didn’t slam Samuel to the ground? Johan didn't give Eli a taste of his shoe?”
This entire conversation is futile. It's clear as day they were fighting. Even a blind, deaf and mute person would be able to tell.
Still.
Bro code.
"No," comes the chorus of voices, and you consider fatally maiming them all yourself.
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myuiis · 5 months
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incorrect lookism
these were really popular on reddit back in my mxtx days so :)
1:
vasco: so what if i press the gas and the brakes at the same time?
daniel: the car takes a screenshot
zack: please shut the fuck up
2:
zack: why are you like this
johan: i used too much 'no more tears shampoo for kids' as a child and haven't felt any emotions since then
3:
goo: me, an intellectual--
gun: you, an intellectual?
4:
samuel: he died of natural causes
jake: you pushed him into a fucking fire
samuel: fire is natural
5:
daniel: oh boy, its pretty cold today
jay: here, daniel, borrow my coat
goo, looking at them: damn, it's cold today
gun: well shit, not like i can change the weather
6:
daniel, trying to flirt: hows the sexiest person here doing?
jay: i dont know, how are they doing?
daniel, blushing: i- 
zack, from across the room: i'm doing great, thanks for asking
7:
samuel: pass the chili
jake: whats the magic word?
samuel: or else
jake: thats two words but point taken
8:
jake: it's really muggy outside today
samuel: if i go outside and all our mugs are on the front lawn, i'm going to kill you
jake: sips coffee from bowl
9:
goo: yall know what? if youre not perfect, that's okay
goo: you don't have to be perfect. you don't have to feel bad about yourself for not being perfect
goo, putting on sunglasses: because obviously, nobody can be as perfect as me is and that is completely normal
10:
jace: can you recommend me a book that made you cry
zack: general mathematics 6th edition
11:
sinu: what if we inverted our initials? i'll start: hinu san
jake: kake jim
jerry: kerry jwon
jason: yason joon
brad: lrad bee
samuel: samuel se-- this is a stupid game
12:
eli: i unironically believe that i have suffered more than jesus
13:
daniel: *sneezes*
gun: bless you my favorite successor
johan: *sneezes*
gun: get that diseased trash away from me
14:
zack: dating tip: hold the door for your date. rip the door off its hinges. use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. establish dominance
daniel: i really begin to see why youre single
15:
[lookism at disneyland on the spinning teacup rides]
eli and warren: [spinning slowly while calmly talking]
gun and goo: [spinning slightly faster while having a heated argument]
jake and jerry: [flying past them, spinning as fast as they can, screaming]
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sasucaty · 6 days
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in another universe, they still suffered the same fate....
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razypie · 9 months
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man stole the entire chapter with just six panels 😩✨️
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jake in a hoodie is giving "sneaking out late, tapping on your window" AAAAA IM SO GIDDY RN 😭
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hyusolk · 1 year
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Jake has dimples because i said so
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lookismaddict · 1 year
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Lookism Chapter 430 Memes/Thoughts I Have:
(SPOILERS !!! I don’t own any of the Lookism panels and the translations. Only the memes that I made.)
I ALREADY KNOW EVERYBODY ON TUMBLR IS GOING CRAZY OVER THIS CHAPTER RN. I STG. 💀💀💀💀 (But same guys… 👀) AND HERE ARE THE REASONS:
Honestly, all of us in this chapter because it’s gonna be a DOOZYYY. 🤭
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Oh boy. Back to this photo again.
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I kinda already had a feeling this was the case because why did Charles freak out during that time when he visited Daniel?
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Ooooooo, new ally? 🤔
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Uhhhhh��. 😬
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SURE JAMES… YOU MAY LOOK LIKE AN ANGEL, BUT I FOR SOME REASON DON’T TRUST YOU. AFTER THAT LITTLE STUNT YOU PULLED WITH THE WORKERS AND YOU BETRAYED CHARLES CHOI, I DUNNO… KINDA FISHY TO ME. 😑 (I have a feeling he’s going to betray Daniel… maybe. Idk that’s just my hunch.)
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Uh ha ha, Mr. James Lee… WE KNOW WHERE THIS MAN IS AT!! 
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DANIEL I DON’T TRUST JAMES. PLSSSSSSSSS NOOOOO. NOT YET.
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Bruv. LMAAOOOOO NICE SAVE, IG. James be like, “Uh... ok?” 💀
Oh god, oh god, oh god oh god... Jake and Lineman....
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Bro, I bet most people forgot that this was a war amongst TEENAGERS. 
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
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The crazy eyes, bruh. I cannot... 😬 
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Awww, Ryuhei... 😭 Missing Samuel. ❤️
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Literally Ryuhei @ Samuel Seo:
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HELLOOOOOOO????? PTJ????? YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID WITH THAT PANEL, SIR. IT WAS YOUR DECISION TO DRAW THAT. WHY DOES HE HAVE A GAG, AND WHO’S IS IT???? KINKY ASS- 👁👄👁 
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BRUHHHH IM SCREEEAAAAMMMINGGGSAHJDKFHLDJ!!!!!!!
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HELLO??? NEW GIRL CRUSH???? 👀👀👀👀
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Oh...
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Well I expected that she was working for them. Sorry Samuel, ya done now- 
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Oh... x2 Poor Johan, Samuel, and Daniel bruh. R.I.P. Ayo, Workers First Affiliate???? HOLD ON NOW-
DANIEL BEING THE BOSS ASS BITCH THAT HE IS!!!!! YESSSSS KIIIIINNNGGGG. YOU GO AND MAKE YOUR OWN CREW AND THEN GO BEAT THEIR ASSES!!! 😤😤😤 (Even though I believe that’s what Gun wanted from him in the first place from that one chapter.) ALSO DAMN, LOOK AT DANIEL’S MUSCULAR YET BROAD BACK. MODEL MUCH? 😩😩
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THE 3 BIG J’S ARE BACKKKK!!!!!!!!  I GOT CHILLS, BUT IN A GOOD WAY.
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WAIT, DANIEL. IS THAT WHO I THINK IT IS??????? PLSSSSSSSSSS
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AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! *VELOCIRAPTOR SCREECHES* OMGGGGGG!!!!! JAAAAAYYYYYY, OUR KING IS BAAAAACCCCKKK!!!!! IM CRYING, PISSING, AND SHITTING MYSELF RN. OUR PRAYERS HAVE BEEN FUCKING HEARD, LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! 😤😤😤😤😫😫😫😫😫😫😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 HE LOOKS SO FUCKING GOOD BRUH, I CANT. IM SOBBING RN. YOU DONT KNOW HOW HAPPY I AM TO SEE THIS MAN AFTER 200+ CHAPTERS. 
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OHHHHHHHHHHH SHIT. ANOTHER MEMBER TOO? WHO IS ITTTTT???????? 
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Bruh. I’m betting it’s the Hudson dude who Daniel fought with. If not, then I’m guessing Vin Jin. OR TAESOO MA. Those are my two guesses. PERO OVERALL, THIS MF CHAPTER ASDGHFASKJDFHASKJFHSADKHJF. SO MUCH WAS GOING ON HERE. I feel bad for Big Deal for being forced into hiding like that. I just hope that they join with Daniel’s crew eventually so that they can beat the Workers. Also, free ya bois Samuel, Johan, and Daniel’s 2nd body. They really need it rn. 😔🙏🏽 AND WE GET TO FINALLY SEE JAYYYYYYYYYY!!!! OUR SOFT KING.  DANIEL PARK’S KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOR. 😭😭😭😭💕💕💕💕 I CAN’T WAIT FOR THE NEXT ONE. SHIT IS GONNA KEEP GETTING INTERESTING FROM HERE ON OUT. 
(ALSO, I’M SORRY THAT THERE’S LESS MEMES IN THIS CHAPTER. THERE’S TOO MANY THINGS HAPPENING AND I CAN’T SEEM TO THINK OF GOOD IDEAS BECAUSE THEY’RE ALL MOSTLY SERIOUS.) 
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chiiyohiimee · 10 months
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guys the lack of quality is not something you should be asking.
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reneedenoailles · 4 days
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jake from wave patrol i'm gonna kill you
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gimyung · 1 year
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jus realized that after 2A arc, jake's been wearing sinu's coat (the one with scribbles) T______T
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live reaction:
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acompassionatemonster · 5 months
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Jakemuel has been flopping these past few chapters yall 😒
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royaltyoon · 1 year
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Jake Kim <3
Back when schools were still relevant in lookism
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Dedicated to the one and only @wannaeatramyeon <3
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© credits to me. Please don't copy/steal
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wannaeatramyeon · 6 months
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The Crew Heads with Reader: Television
G/N. (Jake Kim, Eli Jang, Johan Seong, Samuel Seo).
Bro Code | Dinner | Shopping | Television
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Samuel replaces your old crackly television-
A relic from the 90s where you can almost count the pixels and a logo is permanently burned into the screen-
with a 4k monstrosity.
Jake's choice of words but monstrosity is a bit harsh, Eli thinks. Knowing Samuel-
(and Eli does now know him too well to bear thinking about. Seriously, how on earth has that happened?! but that's a train of thought for another time.)
It'll be the best. Top of the line and no expenses spared.
Except.
"It's too big," Eli comments as Jake starts to rip open the cardboard and packaging.
"Yep," Jake grins. Focused on the task at hand though never giving up an opportunity to rib Samuel, "70 inches for Y/N's tiny apartment. Can tell you dropped out of middle school."
"Shut up," is all Samuel manages to muster and the other two snort in response.
Samuel scoffs. Refuses to admit that yes, it is far too big. That only now he has realised it'll take up at least half the dividing wall between the living room and your bedroom, and there is nowhere near enough space to get a good viewing distance.
Which, by the way, has nothing to do with being a dropout.
Refusing to sink to their level and asinine comments, he continues to supervise. Watching Eli now joining to rip away the plastic and styrofoam and cardboard. Doesn't lift a finger to help. Why should he? He's already opened his wallet.
.
.
"Hey, brat," Jake shouts. Even with his and Eli's immense strength, they struggle to manoeuvre the awkwardly oversized, unwieldy object to position on the wall. "Come help out if you wanna join in in anymore movie nights."
Everyone knows 'brat' is Johan, who is currently lounging on the sofa. The insult having been tossed out casually one time by you, then adopted by everyone else because, hey - it's apt.
Johan rolls his eyes. Unglues himself from the sofa and acts as if this is an absolute waste of his time. That he has been thoroughly put out by needing to help these idiots.
But the additional pair of hands make quick work of hanging up the TV. Eli and Johan holding opposite sides as Jake tightens the screws.
Once done, all three stand back to admire their handiwork and the new screen. The sleek lines and shiny edging.
Oohs and aahs as Samuel flicks through the channels and sets it up.
United for once in front of the new technology, like cavemen when fire was first discovered.
.
.
You step back to take in the screen.
Then another.
And another.
And another-
The back of your legs hits the sofa. You start to flail but Eli grips you around the waist, steadying you before you stumble.
Huh. There are no more steps to take and the screen is still fucking huge.
(The quiet unnerved you when you first step foot through the door. You're used to coming home to voices raised and squabbling. The occasional broken ornament, dented pan, broken chair.
You had walked in to find them all looking equally pleased, which unnerved you even more.
Until you noticed the new television.)
"Thanks Sammy." You smile at him and he ignores the heat rising to his cheeks, "This is great. Really. But isn't it a bit... big?"
Eli chuckles as Jake stage-whispers, "Sammy failed math,"
"Samuel," Sammy corrects, out of habit more than anything, "I'm only being considerate of Johan's shit eyesight."
Johan doesn't bother to look up from his phone. "Fuck off, four eyes."
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wrong idea (jake kim x reader)
details: fluffy oneshot, gender neutral reader but written in 2nd pov, general canon au but big deal lives in a big house together or something and nothing bad ever happened, you and jake are "just friends"
warnings: mildly suggestive ; nothing happens, it's just jake's friends thinking you and him are doing more than hanging out in his room
summary: um... same as warning <3
a/n: actually this is mostly just big deal pals fooling around lol
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Jason and Brad stared as you strolled out of Jake's room, yawning and not paying any mind to them. When you were out of eyesight, disappearing into the kitchen, they glanced at each other.
"Told you," Jason said as Brad muttered, "Whatever, I figured. I knew something was going on between those two."
Lineman nodded firmly. "Right? Who walks into someone's room, only to come out some hours later with messy hair and wearing the other person's hoodie?"
Jerry just blinked at them from where he was sitting around at the table with the three. "What are you guys talking about?"
"Nothing," quickly replied Brad, awkwardly coughing into a fist.
"If it's about Jake's love life, forget it. We should mind our business."
"C'mon, Jerry, don't be like that." Brad nudged the much larger boy with an elbow. "Surely even you're curious about whether or not Jake's dating..." He tilted his head towards the kitchen.
Jerry merely took a second to respond but that was enough to make everyone accuse him.
Lineman was the first to jump up. "See, you do get it! We're his closest buddies, it just wouldn't make sense for him to hide a relationship from us!" He dramatically thumped his chest. "I mean aren't we close to his supposed partner, too? Why're they hiding the truth from us?"
Aggressive nods were expressed, except from Jerry who was sitting as still as a rock as he carefully contemplated the words being spoken.
"What if they're not dating, though?" wondered Jason. "Like what if they're just..."
The awkward silence that followed afterwards was almost unbearable. Fortunately, it was broken by the man who had been the quietest at the table: Samuel.
"Who fucking cares."
More silence.
"And stop acting like teenage boys too nervous to talk about sex. "
Quietly, Brad said, "Technically we are--"
"You know what does matter right now? This game of UNO. While you were floundering about, Jason--" Samuel turned his head towards said guy, who widened his eyes. "--I saw the +4's in your hand. If you put them down on my turn, I'll beat the shit out of you." Samuel wagged the singular card left on his hand.
"Are you serious, man? You just admitted to cheating!" exclaimed an exasparated Jason.
"It's your fault for losing focus."
"Don't blame me! I just wanted to see if--" Before he could say your name, Lineman slapped a hand over his mouth right as you strolled back in the room with a preferred drink in hand.
You just blinked at them, having not heard any part of what was going on; only a general commotion. "You guys good?"
"Uh..." Lineman laughed nervously as Jason slapped his hand away with the same force he had used to shut the guy up. "Yeah. We're doing marvelous, actually."
Brad squinted his eyes at him. "Who the fuck says marvelous--"
"Fuck off!" hissed Lineman.
Still confused and absolutely convinced they were hiding something, you just looked over at Samuel to see if he was willing to rat them out. Usually he was. Not this time though, it seemed, because all he was doing was staring at the UNO card in his hand with a bored expression. Then you looked at Jerry to see if he would be honest and genuine like he always was, but he seemed out of it and you didn't want to interrupt his thoughts. All you could do was shrug before walking back to Jake's room.
As soon as you were gone, the friend group recomposed themselves--or, tried to, at least.
"They totally suspect us."
Jason deadpanned at Lineman. "With the way you were talking? Obviously--"
"Hey, I do my best, okay?"
They began to bicker while Brad shook his head and Samuel continued to look bored. After a solid minute, Jerry spoke over the small argument.
"Guys." Everyone looked his way, even Samuel, though it was just a glance. "I think Jake isn't hiding anything from us. He's very honest, and of all things to hide, it wouldn't be a relationship. Especially if the person is someone we are friends with." He paused, as if to let the idea settle in. "I think they're just napping together, because Jake likes napping. That explains their look. And he probably shares his hoodies. That's all."
Jerry's idea seemed feasible enough. Satisfied, the gang decided to stop discussing you and Jake's possible relationship for the night.
And Samuel won the game of UNO.
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Once back inside Jake's room, you started to think about what the guys were chattering about. Although honestly it didn't take you much thought. You've heard them whispering all those other times. It was embarrassing to say the least, but you figured you could at least talk to Jake about it to do something about it.
The second you sat down on his bed, he got up from where he was laying to rest his head on your thigh instead of his pillow. All while his eyes were closed.
A look of amusement grew into your expression. You waited for it to disappear though, before sighing deeply and saying, "Jake, I think our friends think we're sleeping together."
"Hm...?"
You lightly whacked his head like it would knock out the groggyness in his voice. "I said: I think our friends think we're sleeping together."
Jake didn't reply for a moment, only adjusting his laying position in his bed to rest his head more comfortably on your lap as you continued sipping on your drink. Once comfortable, he asked, "Are you bothered by it?"
The question caught you offguard, and you nearly choked on your drink. You managed to cough it off a bit, but it was enough to fully awaken Jake. He looked up at you, almost innocently, but you knew him better than that. Nonetheless, you weren't sure if you were ready to admit your true feelings in response.
"Well?"
You cleared your throat, doing your best to ignore the warmth blooming in your cheeks. "I, um, don't want them to get the wrong idea. I'll probably tell them later all we do is nap."
"Don't you think that would make them even more suspicious?" Jake changed his tone, as if he was imitating one of your shared friend's voice, but you sure as hell didn't know who. "Like, 'Oh, all you guys do is nap? Suuure.'"
His words only made you scoff, though you couldn't help but laugh a little, too. "Drop this reverse psychology shit or whatever, dude." You poked at his cheek. "Aren't you bothered by it?"
The way his face turned red made your own feel even warmer. He looked off to the side, seemingly hesitant to answer. "Not particularly." He quickly added, "Uh, they have the right to think what they want. You know?" but it was too late. It was obvious what he was thinking.
You let out a deep sigh as butterflies fluttered in your stomach. One of these days, one of you two had to confess to the other, because this game of "Will-they-won't-they" had gone on for far too long. Assuming he liked you back, of course, but you wouldn't dare make such a bold statement; even after the obvious "hint" he gave you.
(To your luck, the man indeed felt the same about you. You'd find out eventually.)
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el-im · 1 year
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i saw someone else do this so i made my own :) 
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razypie · 1 year
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okay so i tried making moodboards...
taehoon seong (viral hit)
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gun park (lookism)
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jake kim (lookism)
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tbh they look like photo collages rather than moodboards lol
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