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harleyshahas · 11 months

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[5 comfort characters and 5 tags]

I was tagged in something!!! Holy shit, thank you @heartlessfujoshi !!

So uh... there's been so many characters over the years it's hard to narrow down to just 5! But there are ones that I always find myself coming back to for one reason or another so we'll start with:

Sora (Kingdom Hearts) - My son. My sweet baby boy. My beautiful sunshine boy. This kid makes me cry every single time I play these games, without fail. I know a lot of people latch on to Riku for one reason or another, and I know there was a lot of Sora hate when Two came out, but I have grown up with Sora, and I love his drive, his commitment, his optimism. Hes not afraid to rely on his friends, and he's been able to find the light in the dark every time his circumstances spiral, and there's been so many times in my life where I've needed that, and I just appreciate it so much in him.

Sly Cooper (Sly Cooper/Sly Raccoon) - this one's a little embarrassing, but I can't make this list without him. If there's one game I go back to more than KH, then it's the Sly series. In the words of Kevin Miller, he's cool, he's calm, and he has a sexy voice. It's a game I love to play on a rainy day, and I love watching Sly grow into himself as both a thief and a person, learning to rely on his friends, living up to his family name, and then learning to let it go when the time finally comes. He's wonderful and I adore him.

Yugi Muto (Yu-Gi-Oh) - oh boy. He's sunshine and sweetness and adorable, and I won't hear a bad word about him! YGO was my very first fandom. It introduced me to online spaces like forums, DA, LJ, and ffnet. Once again, here is a character who's not afraid to rely on his friends, who can find light in the dark places, and is incredibly driven (I'm sensing a theme here...). He wants nothing but the best for the people around him and I just love him so, so much.

Eggsy Unwin (Kingsman) - He's just... He's a near perfect character! Kingsman is easily one of my top two favorite movies, and Eggsy is such a big part of why it's a great movie. His family is broken when he's a kid, he grows up in a terrible environment but still recognizes that his mum did the absolute best that she could for him and he loves her regardless. He loves his baby half sister and wants the best for her, but because of his circumstances he can't provide that for her. Even after he's offered a way out, he still has trouble getting over his flaws, with reconciling who he's been and what he wants to become, and he's willing to put forth the effort to make the changes he needs to make to become that better person. He's kind, he's determined, he's a snarky shit, and he's great.

Jack Skellington (The Nightmare Before Christmas) - if there's one movie I've seen more than Kingsman, more than any other movie I've ever watched, it's TNBC. Jack is someone who is just... tired. He's so tired. He's tired, he's bored, he's done with everything, and everyone around him. He's lost his drive, his spark, his reason for being. He's the embodiment of depression. People like to give this movie a lot of flak, and I get it, but it's a simple movie with a simple story, and it's this one guy trying to validate his reason for being. And along the way, he loses a little bit more of himself. He doesn't even see that it's happening, but the ones closest to him? Zero and Sally, they try to help him see, they try to bring him back, but Jack's so blinded by this new shiny thing that he can't see that he's losing more than just himself. It's not until it's too late, until he's put himself and Zero into harm's way that he finally realizes that he needs to better himself, for himself, for his friends, and for his town. He learns to recognize he's in a depressive spiral and resolves to do better, to be better, and see what he's had all along.

Some runners up include: Frodo Baggins, Samwise Gamgee, Jim Hawkins, Danny Fenton, Vlad Masters, Pitch Black, Jack Frost, Dipper Pines, Stan Pines, Hiccup Haddock, Seto Kaiba, Garrus Vakarian.

5 tags: @creamsodaprince @gilly-moon @ashgunnywolf @bunnimew @dennyz-backroom

#thank you for tagging me!#i love talking about my blorbos #feel free to play #this was a lot of fun!#harley talks

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moonlightchess · 3 years

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Frankly I don’t want to hear any bullshit about how a person’s environment or the culture in which they were raised is an excuse for being a piece of shit. Trauma changes a person, yes, but claiming that someone is literally incapable of developing into a decent person because “that was just the way things were at the time, when they were growing up” or “that’s just how things are there.” Let me tell you about my cousin Stevie.

Stevie, like a fairly sizable number of my family members outside of our little immediate cluster in Boston, grew up deep in the Lousiana bayou. He lives in Baton Rogue now, at 32 years old, but he grew up on swampland proper. He is quite tall and gangly with drowsy brown eyes and a big laugh, and he’s one of my favorite people in the world despite how little I get to see him, regrettably. He’s just so naturally warm, and not in that high-pitched, straining-forced fake way that extroverts will sometimes play at, Stevie genuinely loves people. Literally, if you just walk up to him looking sad and holding out your arms, he’ll just absently wrap you up in a hug without asking questions - probably even if you were a stranger.

Stevie is also pretty much a cartoon character southern stereotype, to the point where I have actually heard the words “sweet sally SHITFIRE!” come out of his mouth in a surprised moment, complete with his French-tinted cajun drawl. He loves fishin’ and target shootin’ and he once got taken into the local police station for misdemeanor charges after he was caught yanking a confederate flag down from outside a local store and trying to stuff it into his truck to take it home. The police asked why on earth he was stealing the store’s flag, and Stevie looked the officer right in the eye, shrugged and said.

“Was outta toilet paper back home.”

I fucking love cousin Stevie. One of his most endearing qualities is his penchant for starting every sentence, regardless of what he’s talking about, with “oh yes ma’am, miss (insert name here)” or “oh no sir, mister (insert name here).”

“Hey Stevie, what’s up?”

“Oh yes ma’am, miss Teddy, gonna be a fine day today sug. Goin’ fishin’!”

“Stevie, did you finish fixing my truck?”

“Oh no sir, mister Jack, got tied up with other stuff. Gonna finish it tonight.”

You get the idea. Here in Boston, we have a family member whose close mutual friend is trans, and while Stevie met her before her transition and only knew her by her previous name, he had no idea about her chosen name or anything else before we all got together for Christmas last year. We’d all just resolved to not say anything about Cassie to our more ignorant family members, but Stevie recognized her at the party and went to hug her before pausing like “...Pete?”

We all held our breath collectively, but Cassie was calm and collected and took a deep breath and said “Cassie now.” I love Stevie a lot, but even I wasn’t entirely sure how he’d react to this. He looked down at her for a moment, and then grinned and handed her a beer and said.

“Well yes ma’am, miss Cassie!”

It was like all the tension in the room just popped as easy as bubblegum, because Stevie’s just like that. Cassie was so relieved she looked like she might cry, and Stevie was extra kind to her all night just so he was sure she felt safe and happy and welcome. So I don’t want to hear any whining about how some asshole just can’t help being the way they are because that’s just how it is. If I ever do, I know a certain southern-fried sweetheart who would like to have a word.

#personal #thoughts #i wish you could all have a cousin stevie he's wonderful

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just0nemorepage · 5 years

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Gracefully Grayson || Ami Polonsky || 243 pages ------------------------------------------------------- Top 3 Genres: LGBTQA / Middle Grade / Realistic Fiction

Synopsis: Alone at home, twelve-year-old Grayson Sender glows, immersed in beautiful thoughts and dreams. But at school, Grayson grasps at shadows, determined to fly under the radar. Because Grayson has been holding onto a secret for what seems like forever: “he” is a girl on the inside, stuck in the wrong gender’s body.

The weight of this secret is crushing, but leaving it behind would mean facing ridicule, scorn, and rejection. Despite these dangers, Grayson’s true self itches to break free. Strengthened by an unexpected friendship and a caring teacher who gives her a chance to step into the spotlight, Grayson might finally have the tools to let her inner light shine.

Finished: December 19th, 2018.

Progress: 13 / 50. 26% complete.

My Rating: ★★★★★. [5/5]

My Review: [Under the read more - NOT SPOILER FREE]

Boy oh boy oh me oh my did this book give me the feels.

I genuinely haven't figured out how I want to put any of my feelings into words, and it's been over a day since I finished this. All I know is this book is utterly PERFECT, and I had to take a good half hour to myself after I put it down to compose myself and try not to burst into tears.

Things of note as I think of them:

Grayson is a sweet cinnamon bun and is too pure for this world and is my child now. It's official. I've decided. I am her adoptive mother.

This felt so messy and real and I love how not everything was fully resolved or ended on a happy note. It painted a very realistic portrayal of a situation revolving around a young trans girl and how shitty people will become about that. Not everything was resolved – a respectful nod to what I imagine the real struggles of trans people are – but things were starting to head in the right direction near the end. Grayson never learned the word "transgender" (the number of times I wanted to hold her and yell "There's a word for this! There's a name! What you're feeling is real!" cannot be counted), and hadn't yet reached the point where she started using the correct pronouns or changing her name. But the book ended at her openly wearing girls' clothes to class for the first time, and I just – CINNAMON BUN, OKAY.

Aunt Sally is a shit. Ryan and Tyler are shits. Jack might be starting to redeem himself, but that may be up in the air. FUCK I wish Grayson's parents hadn't been killed – they were doing such a good job raising Grayson to be herself. Thank god Uncle Evan was on Grayson's side – she would have been worlds' worse off if she didn't have him there to protect her from Sally and keep her in check.

I don't know, I just feel like so much more was going on throughout the whole story that we didn't get to touch on cause we kept following Grayson, and I love how multi-faceted it was and how well it was carried out. The whole thing going on with Finn being in trouble for casting Grayson as Persephone. Amelia dropping Grayson as a friend after she caught her trying on a skirt in a store, still otherwise presenting as a boy. Sebastian being unsure whether or not he really was friends with Ryan and Tyler. Jack's behavioral issues and coping methods from feeling like Grayson was favored over him. PAIGE. PAIGE AND HER MOM. The WHOLE CAST, just accepting Grayson for who she was, with no questions whatsoever and being fiercely protective over her. They NEVER questioned it. ONCE. They ALWAYS just treated her like a regular person and holy shit thank you for writing it like that.

I don't even know what else. This was so good. The writing was excellent, the characters felt messy and real, the trans experience felt well researched, well respected and well written, the pace was excellent, the story itself was excellent – and this is written for MIDDLE SCHOOLERS. Holy shit. This is such a healthy book for middle grade kids to read.

I'm too hungry right now to put my normal energy into asiduhfilhd'ing about how much I just adore everything about this book, but I think you get the point. I ADORE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS BOOK.

Go read it, okay? Okay yes good. #incoherentsobbing

#book reviews #gracefully grayson #ami polonsky #★★★★★#lgbtqa #middle grade #realistic fiction #contemporary #favorites #owned #print book #stand alone #jomp original

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pastrami-on-rye-witha-sourpickle · 6 years

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Long Post about Local Newsies Production

This past Saturday, I by sheer luck caught wind of and by impulse saw the 2pm matinee performance of Newsies at a local Community College.

Long post Incoming

Many Performers of Color, specially actresses of color.

Jojo, Buttons, and Mush were played by actresses and there were more actresses in the Newsies ensemble.

Jack’s voice was coarser and deeper than I expected. Same for Race and Katherine, but that’s probably on me watching the Live Recording many times.

Jack also had a more present Italian-American accent. And the rest of the Newsies, save for Albert, had very neutral accents.

Jack was dressed very similarly to the Broadway show and the touring production but all the other newsies looked they they were from the ‘92 movie, specially Specs.

Katherine was taller than most of the newsies.

No Elmer or Henry, all of their lines were given to Finch, Specs, and Romeo

Albert sounded a lot like Joey Wheeler from Yugioh the Abridged Series by Little Kuriboh. And to those who haven’t seen that, yes Joey has a Brooklyn accent in the first place and The Abridged series only emphasizes it but really, Albert sounded like Joey.

Nunzio and Stage manager were very sassy.

When Romeo flirted with Katherine during Carrying the Banner, he yanked her out of Darcy’s arms and almost planted a kiss on her cheek but Katherine managed to break free. Darcy didn’t do anything; I bet he knew Katherine could resolve the situation herself.

The metal sets were used a lot for minimal parkour and acrobatics. Every newsie was swinging and doing pull-ups them. Romeo and Jack did pull-ups to impress Katherine but she and Darcy were long gone.

Jack was more sarcastic and smarmy than usual.

The Delancey brothers had clothes that coordinated with each other. They were also more aggressive toward the female newsies.

During the “orphan with a stutter” part, it was Crutchie who was the orphan and during the “and Dead” line, the other newsies tossed him into the air like if they were cheerleaders.

There were 4 Bowery beauties performing Don’t come a knocking.

Romeo has heart eyes whenever Katherine appeared on stage.

There were 4 scabs, one of who were a brother and sister pair. And the sister looked younger than Les. and she took the lead and convinced her brother to join the strike.

During “Seize the Day”, it was the female newsies who were doing more acrobatic tricks and they were front and center.

Both Jack, Davey and Les dancer in “Seize the Day”, as did the little girl Newsie.

They had had a paper dance similar to the Live recording. Jack and Davey were dance partners during this part.

During the fight after “Seize the Day”, two of the goons were female.

It was the Delancey Brothers who beat Crutchie at the end. Snyder has to run on-stage to stop them.

Jacobi was an grumpy business owner. The “Fish in the Desert” line was shouted from across the stage

When Katherine walked in with the headline, she was chipper and greeted the newsies but they responded with audible groans.

During “Letter from the Refuge”, Crutchie kept doing that thing where you laugh and cry through the physical injuries. He was also very grumpy, calling out the guard posted to his room.

Specs actually got the letter from Crutchie and delivered it to Jack during the scene transition.

Les acted like the cool big man on campus after he met Sally and Davey was very surprised that Les got a date.

Seitz was the one who was holding Katherine prisoner in the office.

Hannah’s line during the Pulitzer scene when he meets Jack! My goodness. She was pounding at the door to Pulitzer’s office. All of the business men were startled. Wheezing and catching her breath between words! It was hilarious

Jack audibly whispered Shit when Snyder was in the office.

The Delanceys were very aggressive in handling Jack to the cellar.

They tossed him into the floor and that’s where Morris said the That’s firm line.

Oscar has a pair of brass knuckles and mimed punching/boxing a target . And they kicked Jack before they headed out. The printing press was so small that Jack just slept on the floor.

2 Brooklyn Girl newsies. Both had warpaint and were doing chest bumps and acting like “bros”. this is where I realized that Hannah’s actress doubled as one of the Girl Newsies. Also there wasn’t any difference in the costuming for the Brooklyn newsies. They didn’t have red or dark colors to distinguish them from the Manhattan newsies

At the end of “Brooklyn’s Here”, Spot and his Crew did a Power Ranger/Anime Hero pose.

Because of the mics, you could hear many of the newsies’ comments during Jack’s part of the rally. Les was the angriest and made very fair points to counter Jack.

Jack didn’t seemed surprised that he was handed money. It’s like he expected it. Although I did hear him say “fuuuu...” before turning around and realizing that Davey, Katherine and Le saw that exchange. All the other newsies already stormed off.

Jack was almost stoic and panicky just during the conversation with Katherine before “Something to Believe” in. The kiss definitely softened him up a bit.

Davey and Race led Bill and Darcy into the cellar. They also didn’t shake Jack’s hand.

Once and For all was amazing as always.

Crutchie was wheeled in on a pape-wagon.

During the finale, while all the other newsies were dancing/tumbling, Jack and Katherine were slow dancing.

During the curtain call, there were many tumbling and cheer tricks.

Line changes i noticed :

Finch? when are we going to see you inside the church.

Now there’s a headline even Jojo could sell.

Sandstorms.

I enjoyed this production of Newsies very much and I’m glad I got to treat myself with this little impulse buy.

#newsies #newsies live #disney's newsies #newsies on broadway #newsies RCC #newsies landis performing arts center #disney’s newsies the broadway musical #newsies the musical #jack kelly #katherine plumber #musical theatre #college theater

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samanthasroberts · 7 years

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21 People Share The Time ‘Truth Or Dare’ Got Completely Out Of Control

1.More Than You Bargained For

At a sleepover in junior high we dared our friend to strip down to his underwear…you know, homoerotic pubescent stuff. He comes out from the other room completely naked and gyrating, saying “You got more than you bargained for!”

2.What A Wild Ride

This girl asked her friend to dare someone to have unprotected sex with her. When he received the dare he literally just got up and walked out the house. Then the girl gets drunk, tries it on with a few guys there (to which they all rejected), confessed her love to another guy there, threatened to kill herself, then fell asleep.

3.And He Finished

When a guy I didn’t know was dared to jack off under a blanket and finish while everyone watched. Everyone watched…

4.An Truth Nobody Wanted To Know

At a party someone asked “Who gave you the best blowjob ever?” hoping to get a compliment. Instead, we found out that the man had received a BJ from every woman there and one of the men. That started a long chain of “Wait Bob had sex with Sally? When?” etc. Names changed, feelings were hurt.

5.The Making Of A Serial Killer

My friends little brother (9 or 10 years old) came in and dared one of the girls to slit her finger open, put a paperclip into her finger then stick that paperclip into an electrical outlet while it was still in her finger. After we told him no he offered a replacement dare, which was to go down the street and burn down the church.

6. Vick’s VapoRub

It was around 1998 or so. My buddy had gotten kicked out of his house, and had emotional issues stemming from living with narcissists, Tourettes Syndrome, and being an introvert. He was also having “girl trouble”, as he was the sort of guy who would fall HARD in love with any girl who gave him the time of day, let alone showed any interest in him.

Anywho, my family took him in and let him crash there for a few weeks while his folks came to their senses. He’s laying on the floor of my room, and I know he wants to talk about his issues. But he’s the sort of person that wants the cover of it “being a game” in case he says something that someone is put off by. So, in order to let him get something off his chest, I asked him “Truth or Dare?” and it starts probably 3 or so hours of him talking about his shit.

Now, I’ve gotta work in the morning, and by this time he’s just rehashing shit he’s already said. So in an effort to attempt to get some sleep, I tell him “either you pick Dare, or I roll over and ignore your ass”. Still to this day, I don’t know why he did it… But he picked Dare.

I had just gotten over being sick, with bad bronchitis. Sitting on my nightstand is a jar of Vicks Vap-o-Rub. Trying to think of something that would end this, without blatantly telling him “I dare you to STFU so I can sleep” I spy the bottle on my little nightstand and I backhand swat it to him.

“I dare you to rub this on your scrotum.”

He looks at it, unscrews the cap, and sniffs the bottle. Dunno if it was to verify it was genuine Vicks, or if he’d never used it before, but he did. Then he asked me how much to use.

“Two fingers in the jar, run them around the inside.”

He does so and comes up with an amount equivalent to a golf ball. I see his hand disappear down into the sleeping bag and see motions that are indicative of someone playing with their balls. He pulls his hand out, sniffs it again, and asks “What’s that supposed to dooooAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!”

His eyes go wide, he clutches his junk, and curls into the fetal position. I’m burying my face in my pillow because I’m laughing so hard I can’t breathe. I don’t want to wake up my parents across the hall, so I’m muffling as much laughter as I can while my friend lies in agony.

Finally I get enough air in my lungs to tell him to go wash it off. My friend proceeds to stand up in the sleeping bag and bunny-hop down the hall to the bathroom. I hear the sounds of the faucet being turned on full-blast followed by a very relieved “AHHHHHHH” come from the bathroom.

About five minutes go by and my buddy comes back into my room, sleeping bag over his shoulder and hand around his crotch. He’s taking baby-steps as he comes back to the spot on the floor he was at before, lays down, and mumbles softly “It didn’t help.”

Many, many years later I force him to revisit this particularly shameful incident when I make him a Vicks Cake for his 30th birthday.

We’re still friends. He’s like a brother to me.

7.Is There A Problem, Officer?

There was a time we were playing truth or dare in a hot tub. A girl friend of ours had dared me to get hard in front of everyone. So I get up out of the tub and start playing with myself. Then from around the corner of the house I get a flashlight in my face.

That was the time I masturbated in front of a police officer.

8.An Indecent Proposal

Friend got dared by his girlfriend to have sex with her in the other room and finish inside her (no birth control). He refused, they broke up, we found out it was a setup she had planned to get herself preggies and force him to marry her. Strange night.

9.Hold My Beer

“Bet you can’t jump that ditch.” Four hours later the guy had dislocated one of shoulders the doctor told us.

10. Jealous Times At University

In my first or second year of UNI my group of friends and I were having a get together after finals ended. Considering finals had just ended and it was only about 7 of us, consuming alcohol seemed like the go to activity.

So once the buzz started to hit us one of my friends tried to start a game of spin the bottle, but being a group of three couples and one single guy we decided to play truth or dare instead.

Like all truth or dare games it started out pretty innocently (Take more shots, who’s your celebrity crush, ect), but eventually things turned a bit weird. Our one single guy decided to dare one of the girls to lick whipped cream off of his schlong, and with a reluctant nod from her boyfriend she got to action. Or…at least tried to.

Once she took off the dude’s pants and saw his (well) hung appendage she yells “Damn I’ve never seen one this big!” And before she could even uncap the whipped cream her boyfriend was swinging full force at the guy. Me and my other friend had to get in between a half naked guy and a drunk ape, and by the time we split them up everyone was uncomfortable as hell. After we resolved it and me and my girlfriend started leaving I just remember her leaning up to my ear and telling me “She knew her boyfriend was self conscious about his dick.”

11. At McDonald’s, In Your Underwear

Probably 20years old at the time. Gf her sister and girl cousin from Germany were in the car. Cousin says let’s play and so we all said OK. All fun and games till we pull over into a McDonald’s parking lot and I get dared to walk in and order fries in my underwear. They drove off and I had to borrow the phone to call my gf to make them come back for me. Saw all the tits though, so it was worth it.

12. It Just Became A Giant Orgy

I found out my fiance’s bachelorette party was basically an orgy. I found out years later from someone who was in attendance. I think the fun began as a Truth or Dare game. A co-worker of my wife’s ate her out. Two men staying on the same hotel floor fucked my wife-to-be and her friend. I had no idea until after our divorce. It’s funny…my bachelor party was so tame. We grilled and walked downtown to a couple bars and were back by midnight. Who knew?

13.Why Not Both…Or All?

At my first job, back when I was a teenager, about 6 of us were playing this mid-shift. 3 girls, 3 guys. It was barely starting to get risqu and one of the guys is asked “have you ever masturbated to thoughts of a coworker?” And he says yes.

This is as juicy as it’s gotten, so we latch onto it. The next time around, he’s asked if he’s masturbated to anyone else playing. He says yes. Next round, he’s asked to name which of us he’s jerked it to. He looks at us one by one, then says “all of you.” The guys all got flustered as hell, they’d never even realized they were on the roster.

14. It Was All He Had

I think my most exciting game of truth or dare was cut down in its prime when a guy dared his girlfriend to flash everyone and then broke down crying because now everyone had seen her bikini zone and he no longer felt special.

15. The Wrong Hole

When I was 17, I was “studying” with a girl who started a game of truth or dare with me. I hadn’t kissed since 4th grade, and we were clearly into each other. The game started with me as the asker. She chose dare. Me being the naive, socially awkward individual that I am, dared her to touch the bottom of my family’s shared toilet (which was actually really clean). She resisted, but eventually did it. When my turn came around I chose dare, it was only fair to do so after what I just put her through. She dared me to finger her. At the moment I was ecstatic. As we made our way to the sauna adjoining the bathroom a rush of terror came over me. I had no idea how to do what I was about to do. I’d basically never kissed, and now I was about to finger this chick. Anyways, we get into the sauna and its pitch black. I feel around and find her pelvic region. As I work my way down I try to recollect the very few pornos I’d seen to that point. I start feeling around and wiggling my finger side to side. She jerked her whole body back and exclaimed, “too low!” I quickly realized that I had fingered the wrong hole. And slide it (the same finger) up to her vag. After about 10 seconds she said I was doing it too hard, and about 20 seconds later she stopped me completely. Needless to say, it was a short lived study session.

16.She Went Above And Waaaay Beyond

We told her she had to kiss the dog, we didn’t think she was going to use tongue. After that we just didn’t want to play anymore.

17. A Disastrous Ending

This is a growing up pre-internet disclaimer. Seeing boobs was elusive if you had no access to a “porn stash”. I didn’t. So you’d see them in movies…and no pausing them mind you. No VCR. You’d see the boobs then poof their gone. So over my friends house when I was 13 his older stepsister and her friend were bored and actually talking to us. They were 15. It just started. I had never played before, but I knew the rules. We had a round of Truths. Then Dares. I dared my friends stepsister to flash her boobs. SHE DID!. Real boobs. It was magical. I got dared to strip naked. All the way naked. I did very reluctantly. I had a boner and out of nowhere the stepsister touches it and instant launch. It was awful. There were screams of “ewww” and gross. She shoved me and I fell backwards. It wasn’t a good ending to what could have been a spectacular evening.

18. Lucy And Kyle Break Up

A few years ago now my friends and I all decided to try and make jello shots for the first time. We added way too much vodka to them but we all felt obligated to finish them. We took the empty handle of Smirnoff and one of my friends decided to play truth or dare spin the bottle. With all of us pretty trashed already it seemed like a good idea.

For the first few rounds it was all fine, pretty normal stuff; take a shot, go outside and eat some snow (it was winter break). But then one friend, let’s call him Kevin, decided to dare one of the girls to take off her top. Now no one at the party was single, and everyone’s respective partner was in attendance, which will be important later.

The girl Kevin asked to take her top off decided to play along and that was fine. But her boyfriend, we’ll call him Kyle, seemed to get jealous because he then made it his mission to get Kevin’s girlfriend naked. Every time it was Kyle’s turn he would find a way to target Kevin’s girlfriend. The bottle pointed to me at one point and he dared me to take off Kevin’s girlfriend’s bra (of course I did it being a team player). It didn’t take long for Kevin to pick up on this so he started to target Kyle’s girlfriend for the same purpose.

I should also mention that truth became all but ruled out around this time because anyone who opted for it would be ridiculed for choosing the “pussy option”.

Eventually Kevin, Kyle, their girlfriends (call them Emily and Lucy respectively), and everyone else in the circle, 8 of us total, we’re down to nothing but underwear bottoms. Kevin gets a turn and dares Lucy to let him take off her panties. She blushes and and tries to say no but everyone begins to cheer for her to do it. Eventually she gets up, walks over to Kevin, and he just rips off her panties and immediately buries his face in her crotch and she starts to moan and stays on his face. The room goes silent, Emily gets up and storms out of the room.

Apparently Lucy and Kevin had been cheating with each other. Kyle had been suspicious but didn’t want to risk accusing Lucy without proof. Obviously this let the cat out of the bag and what followed were some very choice words and us never hanging out with Kevin or Lucy again.

19. Middle School Is So Awful

This was at a birthday party in middle school. A late-blooming boy chose “truth” and was asked if he had pubes. He was silent for what seemed like forever, then said “no” softly, causing the room to erupt with laughter. He began to cry and had to leave the room. He didn’t come out for HOURS. He had a girlfriend at the party so I’m sure it added to the embarrassment.

20. “It Was Terrifying”

We (3 guys and 3 girls) were all in the hottub at this chick’s house playing ‘Truth or Dare’, and I get dared to go mash my dick/balls up against her parents’ bedroom window. Granted, it’s like 1am, and the whole house is completely dark, so I thought it would be no big deal.

Get out of the hottub, run over to the window, drop my suit, and smash my junk up against the window for a few moments. Then, in the reflective light of the pool, I catch a glimpse of her parents sitting right inside the window, watching us from inside. They didn’t even blink, just just watched me. It was fucking terrifying. TERRIFYING. Like, I saw them for a split fucking second as the light passed over the glass, just inches away from my mashed up dick on the other side of the window. Something from a horror movie. I gasped and ran back to the hottub, got back in, and just sat there in complete silence.

A couple minutes later, her dad comes outside laughing, hands me a beer, and then reminisces with all of us for a minute about the crazy shit he did when he was a kid.

I’ve never felt a shock like I did when I saw their faces. It still haunts me sometimes, but it all turned out better than expected.

…I was 25.

21.The Lamest House Party Ever

I was at my first ever house party. I was pretty drunk, didn’t really know many people there and wanted to impress. So naturally, when we were playing truth or dare and someone dared me to strip to my boxers and run around the garden (fully expecting me not to do it and to instead take the forfeit of five tequila shots), I actually did it. Instead of cheers of “haha, he actually did it the madman” everyone just thought I was some sort of weird pervert and hardly anyone would talk to me for the rest of the party.

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21 People Share The Time ‘Truth Or Dare’ Got Completely Out Of Control

1.More Than You Bargained For

2.What A Wild Ride

3.And He Finished

When a guy I didn’t know was dared to jack off under a blanket and finish while everyone watched. Everyone watched…

4.An Truth Nobody Wanted To Know

5.The Making Of A Serial Killer

6. Vick’s VapoRub

“I dare you to rub this on your scrotum.”

He looks at it, unscrews the cap, and sniffs the bottle. Dunno if it was to verify it was genuine Vicks, or if he’d never used it before, but he did. Then he asked me how much to use.

“Two fingers in the jar, run them around the inside.”

Many, many years later I force him to revisit this particularly shameful incident when I make him a Vicks Cake for his 30th birthday.

We’re still friends. He’s like a brother to me.

7.Is There A Problem, Officer?

That was the time I masturbated in front of a police officer.

8.An Indecent Proposal

9.Hold My Beer

“Bet you can’t jump that ditch.” Four hours later the guy had dislocated one of shoulders the doctor told us.

10. Jealous Times At University

So once the buzz started to hit us one of my friends tried to start a game of spin the bottle, but being a group of three couples and one single guy we decided to play truth or dare instead.

11. At McDonald’s, In Your Underwear

12. It Just Became A Giant Orgy

13.Why Not Both…Or All?

14. It Was All He Had

15. The Wrong Hole

16.She Went Above And Waaaay Beyond

We told her she had to kiss the dog, we didn’t think she was going to use tongue. After that we just didn’t want to play anymore.

17. A Disastrous Ending

18. Lucy And Kyle Break Up

I should also mention that truth became all but ruled out around this time because anyone who opted for it would be ridiculed for choosing the “pussy option”.

19. Middle School Is So Awful

20. “It Was Terrifying”

A couple minutes later, her dad comes outside laughing, hands me a beer, and then reminisces with all of us for a minute about the crazy shit he did when he was a kid.

I’ve never felt a shock like I did when I saw their faces. It still haunts me sometimes, but it all turned out better than expected.

…I was 25.

21.The Lamest House Party Ever

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21 People Share The Time ‘Truth Or Dare’ Got Completely Out Of Control

1.More Than You Bargained For

2.What A Wild Ride

3.And He Finished

When a guy I didn’t know was dared to jack off under a blanket and finish while everyone watched. Everyone watched…

4.An Truth Nobody Wanted To Know

5.The Making Of A Serial Killer

6. Vick’s VapoRub

“I dare you to rub this on your scrotum.”

He looks at it, unscrews the cap, and sniffs the bottle. Dunno if it was to verify it was genuine Vicks, or if he’d never used it before, but he did. Then he asked me how much to use.

“Two fingers in the jar, run them around the inside.”

Many, many years later I force him to revisit this particularly shameful incident when I make him a Vicks Cake for his 30th birthday.

We’re still friends. He’s like a brother to me.

7.Is There A Problem, Officer?

That was the time I masturbated in front of a police officer.

8.An Indecent Proposal

9.Hold My Beer

“Bet you can’t jump that ditch.” Four hours later the guy had dislocated one of shoulders the doctor told us.

10. Jealous Times At University

So once the buzz started to hit us one of my friends tried to start a game of spin the bottle, but being a group of three couples and one single guy we decided to play truth or dare instead.

11. At McDonald’s, In Your Underwear

12. It Just Became A Giant Orgy

13.Why Not Both…Or All?

14. It Was All He Had

15. The Wrong Hole

16.She Went Above And Waaaay Beyond

We told her she had to kiss the dog, we didn’t think she was going to use tongue. After that we just didn’t want to play anymore.

17. A Disastrous Ending

18. Lucy And Kyle Break Up

I should also mention that truth became all but ruled out around this time because anyone who opted for it would be ridiculed for choosing the “pussy option”.

19. Middle School Is So Awful

20. “It Was Terrifying”

A couple minutes later, her dad comes outside laughing, hands me a beer, and then reminisces with all of us for a minute about the crazy shit he did when he was a kid.

I’ve never felt a shock like I did when I saw their faces. It still haunts me sometimes, but it all turned out better than expected.

…I was 25.

21.The Lamest House Party Ever

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