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serendipitous-mage · 6 months

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pie story

>be me

>know that roomie/friennds dinner day is after actual thanksgiving and thats its the 26th, but unsure what day of the week thhat is (zero time concept) and even tho know its always the thursday regardless of date, have in mind that thanksgivingn is on the 24th or 25th, so not far away from our dinner day

>thing that has been designated to make is ✨pumpkin pie✨

>remember that other roommate who is doing lot of the cooking said they were doing their pies on weds

>think 'hmhm ok, i will also make my pie on weds:3'

>make the pie

>it is. SO delicious looking 😭😭 (important: have a years-decades long obsession wiith pie)

>y e a r n

>cannot have the pie yet

>exercise more restraiint than god herself and wait for it to cool, then wrap and put in fridge

>Realize. that the pies roommate were making were for other roommate to bring with them to their parents on actual thanksgiving the next day. and our dinner day(when the my pie can be eaten) is not.. until…… saturday……….

>DESPAIR

>absolute devastation no breathing only deepest desire to eat the pie

>torturous sleep

>awaken

>halfway through next day(thanksgiving) while roommates with families are at theiir places, receive a picture of a pie. say they are lucky bastards to have their pie now😭

>get told😳can have a piece of pumpkin pi-

>rUN upstaiirs and once aagain exercise More Restraint Than God Herself when cutting a piece so that it isnt a whole half-

>eat🥰😋💞

>… want more 🤭😖

>canNot have more, attempt to be sated, return downstairs

>be Proper Exhausted TM from other things

>roommate has made more pies that can have.. but….. too tired… to get up………

>pass out at 8pm

>wake up at 8am to a bunch of messages in groupchats, including one with the other roommate, who has sent a picture of pecan pie and said we could have some of that early also

>send "is this👀here??👀👀👀"

>receive a YES and YOU CAN HAVE and rACE INTO HAL-

>cat

>kitty cat cat right outside door who is now rolling adorably on the rug

>task impeded, sidequest activated: remove roadblock(pet kitty)

>pet kitty

>kitty is being ohsocute and rolling and rubbing up against the radiator-oH ATTACKED

>KITTY KICK KICKS

>kitty runs upstairs

>sidequest complete! road is clear

>race upstairs

>have not one but TWO pieces of TWO different pies for breakfast!!

>happy little jiig

>the beast (pie obsession) has been sated (for now)

#a saga #it is always strange to me when people 'go home' for the holidays #last time had a family holiday was 6 years ago and last time had a family holiday that wasnt overrun with grief was 11 ago #thanksgivings not real to me anymore lmao #as it HSOULDNT BE #IT HAS GREAT FOOD BUT ITS AN ABSOLUTELY DOGSHIT HORRIBLE HOLIDAY #FUCK YOU COLUMBUS #anyway #just me #thanksgiving #pie #i have a Problem with pie lmao #OOOOO I SENT THIS TO A FRIEND AND THEY SAID THEY MIGHT HAVE APPLE PIE TO GIVE ME OHOHOHOHO #YES #hate the holiiday but adore the food i am obsessed with mashed pototes and pies and mmmnumnumunm #and we were able to get canned cranberry soss:33333 #ive noticed that my ironic use of emojis like this is beginning to do that thing where its..now less ironic......#whopsies #same #yeet #owo #and now..#also i played with the kitty upstairs once was done with pie she was frisky lol #hence the Attack #she such a good babey tho

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