top 5 jamie tartt quotes <3 😎
omg omg okay this is fun
first one's a classic, "remember, it's just poopeh. let it flow."
"it's your original england kit from the 2014 world cup. your name's on the back there. i got 'em to change the E to a U."
"it's prima donna. who the fuck says pre-madonna? what the fuck does that even mean?"
"jesus, sorry. i forgot how skittish elderly people could be 'cause of the war."
"this guy on twitter, he kept saying it was blond, but i'm like it's fuckin' walnut mist, mate."
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i love that the toymaker, this elemental force of chaos, this incomprehensible being from beyond our universe, decided to be racist. because that has to have been an intentional decision. it's not like he would actually care. he chose to do that, he deliberately put on bad accents and made gross remarks, because to him, that's just another game. a game he can very easily win by ... just being white. it's one of the most asymmetrical games ever, a game he can always win. for the toymaker, it's literally just a power play.
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The amount of times I have quoted “shut the fuck up, Jan Maas” in Jamie’s accent over the last few days has been immeasurable
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Y’know, living in Scotland and hearing the name Craig being said one way for basically my whole life and then watching South Park and hearing it be said a completely different way is SO bizarre. We say it like Kr-ay-g, as it’s the way it should be pronounced, but the show says Cr-e-g which always throws me. Different countries, different pronunciations of course, but it’s still so bizarre
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i love robert sean leonard’s voice like i want to hear him narrate a book or something i don’t know. his cadence is just so enchanting…
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Hi I’m that anon from a while ago, (the white rose (which is actually better than red rose so)) and I have to wonder if you had an opinion on what the worst uk accent is (if it’s Yorkshire, you have to be specific on what part of Yorkshire or I won’t consider your opinion/j)
(This whole thing is lighthearted btw)
I’m going to be completely honest I genuinely don’t have an opinion on Uk accents. Like…Im just indifferent lol.
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its honestly so crazy to me that an asturian man, who has been living in aragon for 8+ years and who still speaks and has asturian accent, is opposed to aragonese and asturian becoming official
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ive become one of the many, incoherently screaming after romancing Astarion. I feel ashamed. what have I become
but on that note
you have no idea how happy i am omg i tried to romance him last playthrough and it didnt work but now i did goddammit im so happy im giggling and i cant stop smiling anddd aa aahhahahafrhwjeh
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