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peaceandlove26 · 1 year
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silly… silly little dog
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mangoob · 4 months
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Tagged by: @kaijubonemoisturizer and
@gods-sugar-daddy
Wowzers I ain’t never done something like this before! Thanks for the tag homeslice!
Last Song: New Way Out by Lemon Demon
Favorite color: RED!!!!! I love a good firey orange red!!!! Powerful color. Although I do love a nice pastel pink and mint green too
Currently watching: Scott Pilgrim Takes Off. Been doing reruns of the show for a minute now and by the show I mean just episode 5, I love Wallace. I want to commit tax fraud with him.
Also still clawing my way through shadowhunters. That show is show stressful for me, I gotta watch it like 2 minutes at a time. My tolerance for conflict and drama in my media is about how a slug can handle salt. I love silly vampire man though so I will make for him
If we mean this literally, as I type this, I’m watching a man try to increase the flammability of a mcnugget using chemistry in some seedy shed.
Last movie/tv show: last shows, see above, but as for my last movie it was a rewatch of Asteroid City!!!! Wes Anderson is my favorite genre of movie
Spicy/savory/sweet: the only thing I love more than drowning myself in custards and honey is chowing down on chilis and staring at myself in the mirror as I watch my face melt off. Even when my sweet tooth takes over I prefer spice to be involved. Actively working towards my local pizzeria’s habanero pizza challenge where you have to sign a waiver before eating the pizza
Relationship status: Single and fine with it! I gotta focus on myself first yknow (becoming public enemy number one and taking over the city with my army of geese. That’s only half a joke, you get to decide which half I mean)
Current obsession: Scotty P 😔 they shouldn’t have made such a magnificent triumph of a show and reminded me of that know nothing and his cohorts. I thought I was leaving him behind in middle school days. Now it’s mine and everyone else’s problem again (mostly my friends who I force to do cosplays with me, sorry guys. @kaijubonemoisturizer I’ll let you be Wallace)
Last thing I googled: “good good pictures of michael cera” I was pretty high
(The good good pictures I saved in question ⬇️ Still wondering why zooted me did, but hey at least google knew what I wanted):
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Tagging: @gods-sugar-daddy @cryptid-on-a-string and anyone else who wants to!!!
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bettedavisgf · 11 months
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the chris pine dungeons and dragons movie is shockingly good
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endlessdreaming · 2 years
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ya girl downloaded hellotalk - guess who’s going to be up all night practicing arabic and teaching english 😂
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eebie · 2 years
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🥚🐝😊
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God how many of these have I answered—
More. O.O
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vamprisms · 29 days
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i feel like a lot of the 'i hate kids' crowd would be more tolerant if they understood that due to a kid's limited experience of the world that 4 hour flight might just be the longest they've ever had to sit still for or that trapped finger might literally be the most pain they've ever felt in their short life or they might not have ever seen a person with pink hair ever so of course they want to touch it or nobody's told them yet that they can't run around the museum and they only just learned cheetahs are the fastest animals so of course they want to put that to the test. how were they supposed to know etc etc.
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FINALLY some good fucking feature ideas from the tumblr devs. tamagotchi renaissance now
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batshit-auspol · 2 months
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For those that aren't in Australia right now, we have the funniest scandal going on.
Firstly let us introduce you to the eye of the storm: Sam Kerr. Sam is a women's soccer player who has in the last year become one of the most famous and beloved athletes in Australia. Captain of the women's national team, Sam became something of a cult figure after the last Women's Soccer World Cup became a complete unpredicted sensation in Australia, with the whole country getting behind the team.
Sam, up until now, has had probably one of the most squeaky clean images in sport. Generally in Australia it is not uncommon for our sports stars to be caught up in scandals involving drugs:
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violence:
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drinking their own urine:
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or if you're cricket legend Shane Warne, probably all three at once.
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Contrasting all this, Sam's image as the squeaky clean saviour for sport made it all the more shocking this last week, when it was announced that Kerr was to face trial after having been charged by the UK police of a "racially aggravated offence" involving a taxi driver.
This was shocking news. Nobody knew what to make of it. Sam was a model for young girls everywhere and a national treasure. "This is why we can't have nice things" screamed the nation. It seemed like all hope was lost.
That is, until, yesterday, when the UK police finally revealed the full details of the case, in which Sam Kerr, sporting legend, was arrested for vomiting in a cab, and then telling an intervening police officer that he was a “stupid white bastard”.
Now we probably don't need to point out that in Australia, vomiting in a taxi and then calling a cop a bastard is about as close to a national culture as we have.
You could not have come up with a better headline to make someone a national hero.
Needless to say, Sam in now being hailed down under as the greatest legend that ever lived, and a petition has already been started to have her picture added to the $5 note.
The tide has swung so far that not one, but TWO, state Premiers have spoken out in support of Kerr, and the Prime Minister has even gone on the record describing her as "a delight".
And so ends the racial abuse saga of our greatest sports hero of all time, and the very first reverse milkshake duck to ever exist.
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anartificialsatellite · 3 months
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The older I get the more I admire people who are earnestly, genuinely into whatever their thing is. I know it sounds like an annoying cliche but unless you're being cruel or hurtful there is really no need to be normal about things. The dude with the bad fake accent at the renaissance faire is having the time of his life. The people having photoshoots with their fashion dolls are loving it. The old lady with a yard unreasonably full of tacky ass lawn ornaments is having a blast, HOA be damned.
Don't waste your time being too cool to have fun, y'know?
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brightlotusmoon · 3 months
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lesbianwithchainsaws · 4 months
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Found this really scary new horror game yall should check out. It's called indeed.com and it has a sequel called linkedin
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hunny-k · 8 months
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This is the funniest way you could've put it
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fluentisonus · 5 months
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trains will announce you're stopping in places you never knew existed
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mushroom-punk · 2 months
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YOU ARE NOW ENTERING THE 'WHAT' ZONE
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happy episode 11!
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yuri-alexseygaybitch · 6 months
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They need to invent more fake celebrities like Hatsune Miku and Gorillaz and the Muppets because it's genuinely the most sustainable way to maintain a parasocial relationship with the entertainer class.
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