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stil-lindigo · 1 year
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it’s 10pm. do you know who you are?
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jimmyjampots · 1 year
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alextextbook · 10 months
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Incorrect Quotes with Things I’ve Heard or Read on the Interweb
Calypso: I think it’d be rather neat to meet someone fluent in Spanish.
Leo: Bonjour.
Percy: I’m in Italy! I am garlic bread.
Nico: Your dad is 73? Mine’s 72.
Nico: Don’t look at me like that.
Percy: I wanna go to Canadia so bad.
Percy: Tokyo’s not even in Japan!
Percy: Jwalking is legal now.
Annabeth: Yeah, but hitting someone with a car isn’t.
Frank: I like how I get to howl at work and they howl back.
Zoë (to Annabeth): Why does your background look white when mine’s black?
Zoë: Is it because you use light mode like a Heathen?
Will: Hi! How are you?
Nico: Good, you?
Will: Great.
Nico:
Will:
Nico: We’re both lying, aren’t we?
Leo: I know you’re sad but sad backwards is das. And das not good.
Nico: I swear to the Gods—
Grover: It’s the inside that matters, not outside.
Percy: Give me an example.
Grover: Refrigerator.
Percy: Makes sense.
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sincaraz · 1 month
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tennis hell actually this is homophobia
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chrollohearttags · 11 months
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You’re honestly lame asf and weird. You fat apple built bitch wanna sub shit. Focus on unbigging your back before you come at ppl lol
insults just like them lil tired ass, powderpuff fics: recycled, unoriginal and boring.
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level-1-slime · 10 months
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Curse! Glitter Bomb
You will now have Glitter permanently inside you. After a few weeks it will be mostly, but not entirely, gone.
You are now a Sparkle Slime
@trap-messages
AAGH NO, MY SECRET 3RD WEAKNESS! MICROPLASTICS!
-Slime if he could speak.
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musicalcompanions · 11 months
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Apparently that video was up there for three days and no one noticed…
LIKE HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?
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katharine-hepburn · 1 year
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bets on whether my deliriously tired family will actually be watching jesus christ superstar tonight
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lumimis · 7 months
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i heard fireworks or something idk and now i’m freaking out this sucks
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dragon-phoenix-along · 7 months
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Let’s see what goes first!
My sanity
My grades
Or Me!
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birdiebats · 1 year
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Ah I love specifically deciding to stay home instead of go out so I can get stuff done and instead just reading fanfiction and taking a nap
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jimmyjampots · 2 months
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911onabc · 1 year
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so I went to bed too early and now I’m awake again
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aximili · 1 month
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tbh the fact that cats purr was an unnecessary bonus we don't always acknowledge. they're already cute and baby and little and soft and make silly noises and do funny shit. but they also like to cuddle and make a soothing pleasant noise to indicate they are happy when they cuddle you? huge. huge for the human race.
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nonovyabuisness · 5 months
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I decided to make Pokémon battle quotes for myself and my two Pokémon OC’s.
I was inspired by @voxnumbskull and I will later reblog their own Pokémon battles quotes after this post.
Characters :
Myself :)
Team Sky admin OC : Samira, whose Pokémon is a Shiny Noivern.
[For those who don’t know. Team Sky is an evil Pokémon team created by poketuber MandJTV that is similar to Team Aqua/Magma except they wish to conquer the sky and ‘expand’ it, their legendary Pokémon being Rayquaza.]
My Pokémon DnD campaign OC : Mélinoe Lethe (from the Greek goddess Melinoë and the underworld river Lethe). She is a psychic explorer that has a Mismagius.
Quotes :
Party up (Pokemon Masters EX):
Me - Eh, sure.
Samira - Let us soar through the sky together !
Mélinoe: Do I have to come ?
Entering battle:
Me - Welp, here goes.
Samira - I’ll knock you out of the sky !
Mélinoe - Guess I have no choice.
Entering the field (Pokemon Masters EX co-op):
Me - Here to help !
Samira - Air support coming in !
Mélinoe - My turn.
Inflicting damage:
Me - Now ! / Get ‘em ! / please hit !
Samira - Soar ! / Destroy them ! / Show them our power !
Mélinoe - Now’s your chance ! / Quick ! / Do it !
Using status:
Me - Hope this works !
Samira - Time to reach new heights !
Mélinoe - Let’s make this work !
Landing critical hits:
Me - Nice ! / Good job !
Samira - Nice work ! / Perfect landing !
Mélinoe - There you go ! / Let’s keep going !
Using Sync moves (Pokemon Masters EX):
Me - Let’s make this hurt !
Samira - Show them our power !
Mélinoe - We’ll show you what fear is.
Taking critical hits:
Me - What the…! / Calm down !
Samira - How..?! / You..!
Mélinoe - ouch / not good…
Using items:
Me - Here !
Samira - Here’s the air support !
Mélinoe - Have this !
Pokemon low hp:
Me - That’s not good…
Samira - Hang in there !
Mélinoe - This isn’t gonna work.
Pokemon fainting:
Me - *sigh* good job sweetheart.
Samira - MAYDAY ! MAYDAY !
Mélinoe - I’m so sorry darling.
Victory:
Me - YES !
Samira - An resounding victory, as always.
Mélinoe - You should have let me be.
Low hp victory:
Me - We won ????
Samira - What a thrilling battle !
Mélinoe - That was too close for comfort.
Defeat:
Me - Should have seen that coming…
Samira - Seems like we’re the one who took the fall.
Mélinoe - How unfortunate.
Level up :
Me - Getting better !
Samira - We’re unstoppable !
Mélinoe - Amazing !
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gil-estel · 1 year
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